My master is the coffin

Chapter 435 Funeral
After nightfall, the streets of Zhengzhou are still brightly lit.But in the suburbs, it was dark.

High-rise buildings cannot be built here, and most of the street lights are broken.It is plunged into darkness here, and it seems that it does not like to be exposed to light by nature.

In this darkness, there are two strings of light.These two strings of light are like the two rows of feet of a giant centipede.Winding and circling, slowly walking forward along the small road in the suburbs.

The sight is eerie enough to scare the soul out of anyone who travels at night.

However, once you walk in you will find out.It's just a team.

This team is very long, two by two shoulder to shoulder.Each of them was dressed in white and held white paper lanterns in their hands.

The person walking in the front carried the spirit flag, followed by two people, walking all the way, throwing paper money all the way.In the middle of the team, there were eight strong young men carrying two black lacquered coffins.

Yes, this is a funeral procession.The ones lying in the coffin are my parents.

They didn't die, they were just hooked out by Wushuang and me.

Those who walk in front are all relatives.Thanks to my mother's paranoid thinking that she was going to die a while ago.These relatives have already prepared the gift money and the like properly.During the day today, they all rushed over with an order.

Wushuang and I walked at the end with the souls of our parents.

My mother asked me worriedly: "Is it okay to do this? The grave will not be dug up. We have not allowed burials for a long time."

I waved my hand: "Don't worry. We will draw a curse on the grave for you in the cemetery, and no one will be able to move it. Besides, this is our own land in our hometown, who dares to move it?"

My mother asked again worriedly: "Then can your dad and I come back? After we come back, our bodies won't be rotten, right?"

Wushuang took her arm: "Don't worry, Xu You and I have already drawn amulets for you in the coffin. Now this coffin is like a big refrigerator, and all the Yin Qi has gathered here. I guarantee that your body will not be broken. .”

My mother nodded: "That's good, that's good."

Then she said with some dissatisfaction: "Since your father and I are not really dead. Why do you have to do this funeral? It feels very unlucky."

I said: "After all, you are not cultivators. You enter the underworld casually. It's a bit of a bad rule. Let's hold a funeral in the world, which means that you are already dead, so as not to make troubles for those ghosts in the underworld. What's more, no For this funeral, the police station and relatives thought you were alive. The two living people suddenly disappeared, so you have to find them all? If you can’t find them, it’s okay. If you find them, I’ll pull your bodies I went to the crematorium to be cremated, what should I do? So, today’s funeral is not bad luck, it’s to protect you.”

My mother nodded: "So that's the case."

The thin man and the sloppy Taoist are working hard as undercover agents here.They only care about one thing, which is the task entrusted to them by the evil thoughts of Ksitigarbha.

The sloppy Taoist priest asked, "Xu You, after the funeral is over. We have to set out to find the big secret?"

I glanced at Wushuang, and then smiled: "Of course."

My parents, the thin man, and the sloppy Taoist priest are all in the state of souls.No one can see them.On the contrary, those relatives and friends, seeing Wushuang and me walking at the end of the line, kept muttering something in a low voice, and sometimes even laughed a few times.

A mature and prudent elder was not happy.He walked over angrily from the front of the team, looked at me and Wushuang and shouted: "What's the matter with you two? What are you laughing at? Do you know when this is? I said Xu You, your parents dragged you so much, is it easy?" ?Now that they are gone, why don't you cry? What are you talking about with this new wife all day? You don't even do the most basic things? Are you afraid that your parents will be dead? "

A middle-aged woman behind her folded her hips and cursed: "I see, he simply married a wife and forgot his mother."

I couldn't argue, and looked at them with a wry smile: "This is not what you think, I am..."

An aunt in the back said slowly: "You have been scolded by him."

When I heard this, my eyes lit up, I nodded again and again, and said to myself, finally a sensible person came.

Unexpectedly, the aunt went on to say: "I have already found out. Xu You, he has had a bad relationship with his parents since he was a child. Do you know why?"

Those relatives started to gossip, and even those who pretended to be humming and pretending to cry all the way turned around and asked, "Why?"

The aunt said triumphantly: "I heard that Xu You was not their own. The child was lost once and then sent to the orphanage. But when they went to the orphanage to pick him up, they picked him up wrong. So, they The family is under the banner of their own. In fact, this kid is an adopted son."

Everyone groaned one after another, and said in a chaotic voice: "So that's what happened."

From this moment on, the originally solemn and mournful funeral procession became lively.

The team was also scattered, and relatives began to chat in small groups.Most of the content is about our family.Catching wind and shadows, what they say has a nose and an eye.

Wushuang leaned over to listen to their chat, and laughed out loud.

My mother looked at these relatives with a livid face and said, "Usually these people are polite, why are they so annoying now?"

My dad smiled and patted her on the shoulder: "We are already considered dead, so why care about so much? Could it be that you still want to become a ghost to scare them?"

After walking for a while, we have arrived at the ancestral grave.

These relatives are still chatting in small groups.Except for the few strong boys who carried the coffin.They were sweating profusely digging holes.

Wushuang thought it was very funny, and asked me: "These eight young people are quite strange. They were honest and honest along the way, and they didn't gossip. They just went to work when they arrived."

I said with a dark face, "Because these eight people are not relatives of our family, they were hired to work."

Wu Shuang smiled and nodded: "So that's the case."

I never knew that our family has always been very low-key, and there are so many things to gossip about.Until the coffin was put into the pit, two grave bags were piled up by the boys.Only then did the relatives quiet down.They went through the basic etiquette hastily.Then, they parted ways.

I was left with Wushuang standing in front of the grave.After everyone left, I said to my parents: "Let's go, we are going to the underworld."

My mother didn't move. She pointed in one direction nervously and said, "There's someone over there."

My dad said nervously, "Don't point at the ancestral grave. It's late at night, how can anyone be there?"

My mother said firmly: "There is really someone, right there."

Wushuang said in a low voice: "Could it be that people from the Longevity Association are watching us." Then she said: "Wait here for me, I'll go and catch them."

Then, her body flew out quickly.

We waited in place for a while.A few minutes later, Wushuang brought back a person.

This person is actually Zhi Zha Wu.

Zhizha Wu looked at us with a harmless face.He greeted us: "What is that. There are no people from the Prolongation Society around, I have seen it."

I frowned and looked at him: "Is it you who was spying on us just now?"

Zhi Zha Wu waved his hand: "It's not called voyeurism, I have been following you secretly. Xu You, you hooked out the souls of your parents. What are you doing?"

I said, "The world is a bit dangerous. I plan to send them to the underworld."

Zhi Zha Wu nodded: "It's the same as I thought. I also plan to go to the underworld. Let's just drop in." Then, he looked at the skinny man and said with a smile: "Apprentice, why don't you say hello when you see me?"

The thin man froze for a moment, and then said: "Ah, what, Master, why are you here?"

Zhizha Wu chuckled, "I'm here to see you." Then he circled around the skinny man, tsk-tsk while watching.

I know he has a smile on his face, but he is very annoyed in his heart.After all, the thin man's soul has not been found yet.And there are actually some people here, under the banner of thin people, blatantly mixing with us.

I stopped Zhizha Wu before he lost control of his emotions and said, "Let's go, let's go to the underworld and find that big secret together."

(End of this chapter)