My master is the coffin
Chapter 439
Chapter 439
Originally, these brothers and sisters were very embarrassed by the old farmer, and felt that they had no face.
The elder brother just casually said that he wanted to leave.As a result, the old farmer believed it was true, and cried repeatedly that he must stay with them.
These people are excited.Demonstration seems to be criticism and self-criticism: "We can't do it, our ability is too weak, we can't do this job..."
In the end, the old farmer was so terrified that he was about to kneel down.Wushuang and I watched from the side and shook our heads again and again, just about to say a few words.
The Seventh Junior Brother changed the subject and said, "If you want us to stay, you can."
The old farmer was overjoyed: "It's good if you can stay, it's good if you can stay."
Seventh Junior Brother said: "Today I want to eat buns."
The old farmer nodded again and again: "There are buns, there are buns."
Seventh Junior Brother said again: "I want to eat pork and green onions."
The old farmer agreed straight away: "No problem."
Then, these few people entered the room triumphantly.It was as if they had already caught a dozen ghosts for others.
Wushuang and I followed behind, and the old farmer leaned against the door and watched us file in.When I passed by him, I heard the old farmer muttering in a low voice: "In the beginning, one came and said to help me catch ghosts. It's only been a few days, and it has become seven. But now, there are two more... ..."
Wushuang and I blushed a little.It seems that we, like these Taoist priests, have become eaters and drinkers.However, the Taoist priests did not change their faces and their hearts beat, they should eat and drink.
After eating and drinking, the eldest brother sat on the chair, bored, and said, "You two, would you like to meet the kid who was enchanted by a ghost?"
Wushuang and I nodded: "Okay, let's see."
We were led by the elder brother, walked out of the main room, and came to the front of a separate small room.
To tell you the truth, I haven't been near this room yet, but I'm already horrified by its appearance.
It's not that the house is ugly, but that some of the decorations on the outside of the house are a bit scary.From the roof to the door of the house, the ghost-suppressing charms are densely pasted as if they are desperate.
In a daze, I felt that this was not a house, but like a plaster put on the body by a leper.
The elder brother said triumphantly: "How is it? These ghost-suppressing talismans are all left to us by the master. He didn't sleep all day and night before going out, so he helped us draw so many talismans."
I nodded and asked, "Can these talismans still be used after they are uncovered?"
The big brother looked at me strangely: "What do you mean?"
I said, "It's too wasteful."
Then I opened the door, intending to go in,
Unexpectedly, the door had just been opened, and a red light flashed in the dark room.Then there was a strong wind.
I was startled, and quickly raised the mahogany sword, blocking it based on my feeling.
There was a loud bang, and something fell to the ground.
The elder brother handed over a flashlight in embarrassment: "Then what, we set up a small mechanism to prevent ghosts, to prevent ghosts."
I took the flashlight and took a picture underground.I saw a mahogany sword lying there.On the wall, something like a bowstring was still vibrating.
I couldn't help laughing when I saw it: "This organization is really good."
A skinny Taoist priest came over and said, "I did it, I did it. I used to be a carpenter. A few years ago, the world was in chaos and ghosts were everywhere, so I became a Taoist priest. But the carpentry work under my hand has never been done. Put it down, I made all the mahogany swords of my juniors. Look at this carving, look at this..."
I looked at him speechlessly, then cupped my hands.
I walked into the house with a flashlight, and there was a strong smell of blood.Seeing my frown, the senior brother lit the candle on the table, pointed to the ground and said, "It's black dog blood. It's specially designed to restrain evil things."
I grinned involuntarily as I looked at the room that looked like a murder scene.
At this time, Wushuang pointed to the piles of paper money on the table and asked, "What is this for?"
The elder brother explained: "We made two-handed preparations. If the ghost is willing to let the child go, it doesn't matter if we give him some ransom. After all, the paper money is not expensive. It only cost ten yuan for such a large pile. If he doesn't agree, we'll use the mahogany sword again. After all, when we go out into the rivers and lakes, righteousness is the first priority, and harmony is the first."
I was a little dumb: "Who taught you all this?"
I stood in the middle of the room and looked around for a week.I saw a copper bell hanging every few steps in the room, and when I walked in it, I ran into one from time to time.There was a rattling noise.
This time, I don't need to tell the Taoist priests, I can guess that it is probably for early warning.
Then Wushuang and I sat down on two clean-looking chairs.Staring at the wall, such nonsense as slogans such as "Heavenly Master is here, all ghosts give way" and "Heavenly Master Zhang is here, hurry like a law".
Wushuang said with some pain: "Are these people really Taoists?"
I had to answer, "They haven't graduated yet. Not yet."
I turned my head to look at the child lying on the bed, eyes closed, breathing evenly.It's just that the whole body is covered with ghost aura.He was still young, and the ghostly aura on his body was enough to make him unconscious.
I sighed, and said, "Poor child. Even if this child is full of yang, he wakes up and sees such a scene in the room, he will faint from fright."
I secretly drew a talisman on the child's bed, and slowly helped him expel the ghost energy from his body.Otherwise, it will be unlucky for a long time to suffer from some unmentionable disease.
I asked those Taoist priests: "We... no, you, how are you going to catch ghosts?"
Seventh Junior Brother held a bun in his left hand and an apple in his right. While eating, he mumbled, "Wait. The ghost came back in the middle of the night. He is so persistent that he must kill this child." .”
Wushuang muttered in a low voice with a dark face: "This group of Taoist priests met this kind of ghost, and they saw it right."
Wushuang and I sat in the bumpy car for a whole day. At this time, we leaned on the chair and gradually began to doze off.
When I was about to fall asleep.Suddenly, a copper bell rang in my ears.
I woke up suddenly, jumped up from the chair, held the mahogany sword in my hand, and shouted: "Here?"
Wushuang was woken up by me, and she grabbed me: "Xu You, don't be so blatant, you're just a brat, can you do it?"
I nodded, "That's right, that's right."
So I put down the mahogany sword and sat on the chair obediently.At this time, the Taoist priests also said: "Don't be nervous, it wasn't a ghost just now, it was Lao Qi. This kid ate too much and had diarrhea."
I cursed in my heart: "Your uncle is nervous. I am fighting power, understand? Do you know what vigilance is?"
I didn't argue with them and continued to sit on the chair with Wushuang.Dozed off like a dead man.
After a while, the copper bell rang again.
I opened my eyes and saw Junior Brother Seven walking in unsteadily.His body stinks, probably from the toilet.
The rest of them held their noses and scolded: "Old Qi, did you fall into the cesspit or what happened? Why does your body stink like this?"
Seventh Junior Brother walked towards the bed step by step, and said vaguely while walking, "Let me take a look at this child."
Wushuang and I sat on the edge of the bed.Seeing the seventh junior brother come over.Not only does he have a bad smell, but he also has a ghostly smell. I can be [-]% sure that he has been possessed by a ghost.
Both Wushuang and I restrained our breath.The ghost couldn't see who we were, but he didn't care about us either.Just walked over, rubbed and touched the child's face.
Neither Wushuang nor I made a move.We intend to see how bad this group of Taoist priests are.
Finally, the elder brother realized something was wrong first: "Lao Qi, what are you doing beside the bed?"
The candles were dimly lit.The senior brother held up the flashlight and began to illuminate the seventh junior brother.After seeing such a photo, he suddenly burst out laughing: "You boy, are you confused, you didn't even pull up your pants."
The one next to him said, "Damn it, no wonder it smells so bad. Not only did this kid not lift his pants, he didn't even wipe his shit."
Everyone retched for a while.
After vomiting, the elder brother suddenly said in a panic: "Look at Lao Qi. Does he look like that now? Master told us about it. The ghost is on the body?"
These Taoist priests panicked: "It's really similar, it's not good, Lao Qi has been possessed by a ghost."
(End of this chapter)
Originally, these brothers and sisters were very embarrassed by the old farmer, and felt that they had no face.
The elder brother just casually said that he wanted to leave.As a result, the old farmer believed it was true, and cried repeatedly that he must stay with them.
These people are excited.Demonstration seems to be criticism and self-criticism: "We can't do it, our ability is too weak, we can't do this job..."
In the end, the old farmer was so terrified that he was about to kneel down.Wushuang and I watched from the side and shook our heads again and again, just about to say a few words.
The Seventh Junior Brother changed the subject and said, "If you want us to stay, you can."
The old farmer was overjoyed: "It's good if you can stay, it's good if you can stay."
Seventh Junior Brother said: "Today I want to eat buns."
The old farmer nodded again and again: "There are buns, there are buns."
Seventh Junior Brother said again: "I want to eat pork and green onions."
The old farmer agreed straight away: "No problem."
Then, these few people entered the room triumphantly.It was as if they had already caught a dozen ghosts for others.
Wushuang and I followed behind, and the old farmer leaned against the door and watched us file in.When I passed by him, I heard the old farmer muttering in a low voice: "In the beginning, one came and said to help me catch ghosts. It's only been a few days, and it has become seven. But now, there are two more... ..."
Wushuang and I blushed a little.It seems that we, like these Taoist priests, have become eaters and drinkers.However, the Taoist priests did not change their faces and their hearts beat, they should eat and drink.
After eating and drinking, the eldest brother sat on the chair, bored, and said, "You two, would you like to meet the kid who was enchanted by a ghost?"
Wushuang and I nodded: "Okay, let's see."
We were led by the elder brother, walked out of the main room, and came to the front of a separate small room.
To tell you the truth, I haven't been near this room yet, but I'm already horrified by its appearance.
It's not that the house is ugly, but that some of the decorations on the outside of the house are a bit scary.From the roof to the door of the house, the ghost-suppressing charms are densely pasted as if they are desperate.
In a daze, I felt that this was not a house, but like a plaster put on the body by a leper.
The elder brother said triumphantly: "How is it? These ghost-suppressing talismans are all left to us by the master. He didn't sleep all day and night before going out, so he helped us draw so many talismans."
I nodded and asked, "Can these talismans still be used after they are uncovered?"
The big brother looked at me strangely: "What do you mean?"
I said, "It's too wasteful."
Then I opened the door, intending to go in,
Unexpectedly, the door had just been opened, and a red light flashed in the dark room.Then there was a strong wind.
I was startled, and quickly raised the mahogany sword, blocking it based on my feeling.
There was a loud bang, and something fell to the ground.
The elder brother handed over a flashlight in embarrassment: "Then what, we set up a small mechanism to prevent ghosts, to prevent ghosts."
I took the flashlight and took a picture underground.I saw a mahogany sword lying there.On the wall, something like a bowstring was still vibrating.
I couldn't help laughing when I saw it: "This organization is really good."
A skinny Taoist priest came over and said, "I did it, I did it. I used to be a carpenter. A few years ago, the world was in chaos and ghosts were everywhere, so I became a Taoist priest. But the carpentry work under my hand has never been done. Put it down, I made all the mahogany swords of my juniors. Look at this carving, look at this..."
I looked at him speechlessly, then cupped my hands.
I walked into the house with a flashlight, and there was a strong smell of blood.Seeing my frown, the senior brother lit the candle on the table, pointed to the ground and said, "It's black dog blood. It's specially designed to restrain evil things."
I grinned involuntarily as I looked at the room that looked like a murder scene.
At this time, Wushuang pointed to the piles of paper money on the table and asked, "What is this for?"
The elder brother explained: "We made two-handed preparations. If the ghost is willing to let the child go, it doesn't matter if we give him some ransom. After all, the paper money is not expensive. It only cost ten yuan for such a large pile. If he doesn't agree, we'll use the mahogany sword again. After all, when we go out into the rivers and lakes, righteousness is the first priority, and harmony is the first."
I was a little dumb: "Who taught you all this?"
I stood in the middle of the room and looked around for a week.I saw a copper bell hanging every few steps in the room, and when I walked in it, I ran into one from time to time.There was a rattling noise.
This time, I don't need to tell the Taoist priests, I can guess that it is probably for early warning.
Then Wushuang and I sat down on two clean-looking chairs.Staring at the wall, such nonsense as slogans such as "Heavenly Master is here, all ghosts give way" and "Heavenly Master Zhang is here, hurry like a law".
Wushuang said with some pain: "Are these people really Taoists?"
I had to answer, "They haven't graduated yet. Not yet."
I turned my head to look at the child lying on the bed, eyes closed, breathing evenly.It's just that the whole body is covered with ghost aura.He was still young, and the ghostly aura on his body was enough to make him unconscious.
I sighed, and said, "Poor child. Even if this child is full of yang, he wakes up and sees such a scene in the room, he will faint from fright."
I secretly drew a talisman on the child's bed, and slowly helped him expel the ghost energy from his body.Otherwise, it will be unlucky for a long time to suffer from some unmentionable disease.
I asked those Taoist priests: "We... no, you, how are you going to catch ghosts?"
Seventh Junior Brother held a bun in his left hand and an apple in his right. While eating, he mumbled, "Wait. The ghost came back in the middle of the night. He is so persistent that he must kill this child." .”
Wushuang muttered in a low voice with a dark face: "This group of Taoist priests met this kind of ghost, and they saw it right."
Wushuang and I sat in the bumpy car for a whole day. At this time, we leaned on the chair and gradually began to doze off.
When I was about to fall asleep.Suddenly, a copper bell rang in my ears.
I woke up suddenly, jumped up from the chair, held the mahogany sword in my hand, and shouted: "Here?"
Wushuang was woken up by me, and she grabbed me: "Xu You, don't be so blatant, you're just a brat, can you do it?"
I nodded, "That's right, that's right."
So I put down the mahogany sword and sat on the chair obediently.At this time, the Taoist priests also said: "Don't be nervous, it wasn't a ghost just now, it was Lao Qi. This kid ate too much and had diarrhea."
I cursed in my heart: "Your uncle is nervous. I am fighting power, understand? Do you know what vigilance is?"
I didn't argue with them and continued to sit on the chair with Wushuang.Dozed off like a dead man.
After a while, the copper bell rang again.
I opened my eyes and saw Junior Brother Seven walking in unsteadily.His body stinks, probably from the toilet.
The rest of them held their noses and scolded: "Old Qi, did you fall into the cesspit or what happened? Why does your body stink like this?"
Seventh Junior Brother walked towards the bed step by step, and said vaguely while walking, "Let me take a look at this child."
Wushuang and I sat on the edge of the bed.Seeing the seventh junior brother come over.Not only does he have a bad smell, but he also has a ghostly smell. I can be [-]% sure that he has been possessed by a ghost.
Both Wushuang and I restrained our breath.The ghost couldn't see who we were, but he didn't care about us either.Just walked over, rubbed and touched the child's face.
Neither Wushuang nor I made a move.We intend to see how bad this group of Taoist priests are.
Finally, the elder brother realized something was wrong first: "Lao Qi, what are you doing beside the bed?"
The candles were dimly lit.The senior brother held up the flashlight and began to illuminate the seventh junior brother.After seeing such a photo, he suddenly burst out laughing: "You boy, are you confused, you didn't even pull up your pants."
The one next to him said, "Damn it, no wonder it smells so bad. Not only did this kid not lift his pants, he didn't even wipe his shit."
Everyone retched for a while.
After vomiting, the elder brother suddenly said in a panic: "Look at Lao Qi. Does he look like that now? Master told us about it. The ghost is on the body?"
These Taoist priests panicked: "It's really similar, it's not good, Lao Qi has been possessed by a ghost."
(End of this chapter)
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