My master is the coffin

Chapter 444
Everything is the same as before.Wushuang eats very quickly.As if in a hurry.

She was gobbling it while I stared at her intently.

Maybe because he sensed my gaze, Wushuang raised his head and asked me suspiciously, "Why do you always look at me?"

I shook my head and smiled, "Nothing."

She looked back suspiciously, then touched her face: "Is there something on my face?"

I smiled and shook my head: "There is nothing, you can eat quickly."

Wushuang said in doubt: "Why are you so nervous all day long?" Then she lowered her head, and there was another storm.

Suddenly, she seemed to remember something.Slowly raise your head.He looked at me and said, "Are you still laughing? What are you laughing at?"

This time the tone was not puzzled, but a little angry.

I saw that the momentum was not good, so I quickly explained: "I didn't laugh at anything, did I laugh?"

Wushuang said viciously, "Are you kidding me that I don't look good?"

I quickly waved my hand: "No, absolutely not." The more I said that, the more I couldn't control the expression on my face.Finally couldn't help but burst out laughing.It looks like this, no matter how you look at it, it seems to be mocking.

And Wushuang was really in a hurry to eat just now, and even had two rice grains on his face.I wanted to stretch out my hand to help her brush it off, but my hands trembled when I laughed, and my head was very poor. Those who didn't know thought I was trying to play with two dragons and poke Wushuang's eyes blind.

She didn't say a word, her face turned red from my laughter, she touched her face roughly with her hands, and wiped off the rice grains.Then he looked at me with a look of resentment, which turned into sarcasm: "You college students are gentle, right? Eat slowly, right? Smile without missing teeth, right? Three-inch golden lotus, right?"

I quickly waved my hand: "You may be mistaken for the last idiom. The three-inch golden lotus refers to women with bound feet. The last of these feet must be..."

Before I finished speaking, Wushuang put the chopsticks heavily on the bowl: "That's right, it's you, bitch!" Then she stomped out, went upstairs and returned to her room.

She said this very loudly, and after she finished speaking, everyone in the restaurant was watching me secretly.

With a livid face, I buried myself in the food in my bowl.I'm very hungry, and I just want to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible after eating.

Suddenly, I felt a strange fragrance rushing into my nose.

I frowned, looked up, and saw a fat woman sitting opposite me.

I looked at her warily and asked, "What are you doing?"

The fat woman pointed behind me: "I opened that pharmacy, come and visit it when you have time. Make sure your family is harmonious."

I looked back suspiciously.There was only a small doorway, and a big flashing sign stood in front of it: "Health care products."

I poohed: "I don't need it."

The proprietress stood up and patted my shoulder heavily: "Young man, you are quite stubborn."

Then she was all over fat.walked back.

I finished my meal in frustration.When returning to the room, he passed Wushuang's door, hesitated for a while, and knocked twice.

There was a rattling sound inside, but after the sound, there was no movement.I pushed back and didn't budge.

I sighed: "It seems that Wushuang still doesn't have the habit of locking the door. The knock on the door just now reminded her that it was locked."

I went back to my room and watched TV in a daze.

I understand Wushuang's temper, and he will forget about it after a night of sleep.What I really worry about is the Ganoderma lucidum in my arms.

I took it out, put it in my hand and turned it over to watch.

I saw the kettle on the table, and the cups.I don't know what I was thinking, but somehow, I sprinkled this bag of powder into the quilt.Then, I poured hot water, like making tea, to wash away the powder.

I'm staring at it lost in thought.Suddenly Wushuang whispered in my ear, "Okay. You're going to poison me to death."

I was startled, and quickly looked up to see Wushuang standing beside me.

I looked at her in surprise: "Why are you here? How did you come in?"

Wushuang pointed to the door and said, "You didn't close the door, I just opened it and came in."

Then she pointed at the water glass, with a look of exasperation: "What is this?"

I scratched my head: "It's tea. Tea leaves."

Wushuang shouted: "Fart. This is medicine."

I was taken aback: "What? What kind of medicine?"

Wu Shuang looked at me as if your trick had been exposed, and said, "This is poison. Are you still trying to lie to me? Don't forget, with my current skills, my hearing is very good. I will tell you what you and the proprietress said. You can hear it clearly. Didn’t she run a pharmacy? She taught you to buy medicine, right? I didn’t expect it, I didn’t expect it, you bought it back. Are you planning to soak it and trick me into drinking this glass of water? "

I couldn't argue with it: "Where is it? She sells health care products."

Wushuang stared and asked, "What kind of poison is the health care product?"

I scratched my head: "It's not poison anyway. It's tea, yes, it's tea."

Wushuang sat on the table and looked down at me: "Is this tea? Then show me how you drink it, and I'll watch you drink it."

My palms started to sweat: "Drink now?"

Wushuang nodded: "Drink now, don't try to play tricks."

I scratched my head: "I'm afraid it will be hot, can I wait a while?"

Wushuang touched the cup: "Still lying to me? This is lukewarm water."

I picked up the cup with a wry smile, put it to my mouth, then looked at Wushuang and said, "Wushuang, well, if this is really poison, I will die. You don't feel bad."

Wushuang frowned, then returned to normal, and said: "I love you? You are going to poison me to death, why should I love you. Besides, with your current strength, it seems that you are not afraid of poison. You Give me a drink you."

Then she raised her hand and poured a glass of water into my mouth.

While swallowing painfully, I thought in my heart: "Wu Shuang, Wu Shuang, you really brought it on yourself. You forced me to drink this. If I see something that is not good for you, don't blame me."

After I drank the glass of water, I stared at Wushuang.

Wushuang turned on the desk lamp, like a conscientious dentist, shone randomly on my face, and asked, "How do you feel?"

Seeing her like this, I suddenly had a funny idea in my heart.

I suddenly frowned and made a look of pain.Then he clutched his stomach and dangled on the chair: "It can't be done."

Then I collapsed to the ground.

Wushuang quickly grabbed me and asked, "What's going on? Aren't you about to become a fairy? What kind of poison can harm you?"

I spread it on the ground and said weakly: "This poison is very poisonous, and it is specially used to deal with immortals."

I was talking nonsense on the ground, Wushuang was sweating profusely, and I was in no mood to care about the truth.She cried and looked for the phone: "Where is 120? Where is the phone? Does the hospital work?" She sneakily kicked my feet, cried and cursed: "If you didn't want to harm me, why would you do this? You brought it on yourself."

I suddenly snorted, laughed, jumped up from the ground, took her hand and said, "How could I hurt you? That cup of tea just now was really tea."

The anxious look on Wushuang's face disappeared instantly.I heard her breathe a sigh of relief.However, before I had time to be happy, Wushuang kicked me between my legs: "Let you lie to me."

Even the most invulnerable person can't stand this.I was kicked unexpectedly, and the pain was so painful that I wished I could get out of my body.I clutched my wound and lay down on the ground.

She clapped her hands neatly and said, "This is a lesson for you." But after a few seconds, she saw that I still didn't stand up, so she panicked and asked anxiously, "What's the matter with you? Isn't it?" Are you lying to me again?"

I closed my eyes and shook my head: "No, this time it's true...I..."

I didn't finish this sentence, and suddenly felt a little weak.I took a deep breath and tried to get the rest of my words out.But now my body is like a broken balloon.No matter how much I inhale, I will quickly leak it.

Then, I lay limp on the ground.I can't keep my eyes open anymore.

My last thought was: "It's terrible. It's often said on the Internet that the sky is crazy, it's crazy. I didn't expect it to be a prophecy, and today it really is crazy."

(End of this chapter)