My master is the coffin

Chapter 458 Waiting for Death
The person in the coffin shop said impatiently: "Didn't I tell you? Come back tomorrow, what's the matter if you can't understand people's language?"

I didn't talk nonsense to him, I just kicked the door open.Inside, two naked people jumped out of bed.

I calmly walked into the house and said, "I'm buying a coffin. I can't wait until tomorrow, so I'm going to die tonight."

The boss was quite frightened by me, then he pointed to the backyard and said, "You can choose one for yourself."

I walked over unsteadily, picked a coffin at random, carried it on my shoulders and walked away.

When I was about to walk out the gate, the boss finally couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Hey, you haven't paid for this coffin yet."

I looked back at him and said, "I want it from the old man just now."

The old man said with a sad face, "Why me again?"

I patted him on the shoulder: "You help me put it on first, and I will definitely benefit you when I finish my work."

The old man didn't want to pay, but he didn't dare not to pay. Finally, he thought of a way and said to the coffin shop owner: "Record the account first, and I'll give it to you later."

I'm too lazy to meddle in their affairs.He carried the coffin and put it on the tractor.Along the way, we bought paper money for joss sticks, wreaths and shrouds.This time the old man and Chang'e had no doubts anymore.It seems that I am really ready to do the funeral.

The old man doesn't understand my strength, his attention is all on why I can predict life and death.And Chang'e knew me better, she was not sad, but puzzled, not knowing why I did this.

I didn't explain too much, and urged the old man to go back to the village quickly.

On the way, I patted him on the shoulder: "Thank you for today's coffin, if someone bullies you in the future, tell me, I will definitely help you."

The old man was trembling, and he wobbled the car: "Tell you? Burning paper to tell or dream to tell?"

I chuckled: "Isn't it up to you?"

The old man is not a village cadre, and he has no official position.But like to take care of things.The result was unexpected, and I, the big devil, was taken home.

The old man's wife has been dead for many years, and his children are all in other places.So the house is only his own.I honestly arranged their house as if they were about to go out for a funeral, and the old man felt a pain in the ass watching it.

I smiled at him in embarrassment: "Isn't it taboo for the elderly?"

The old man sat on the chair, frowning, and did not speak.

I scratched my head and said, "Actually, a person's lifespan is fixed. That's not the case." Although I said it firmly, it was obvious that the old man didn't believe it.I had no choice but to say helplessly in the end: "Why don't you go to the neighbor's house to hide? After I finish my work, I will make room for you?"

The old man said with a sad face: "Then my place is not a haunted house?"

Seeing that I couldn't explain it to the left and right, I had to sigh and said, "Old man, apart from being a little troublesome to you, there is basically no other harm. And after the matter is done, I will definitely compensate you. If you don't agree again , don’t blame me for taking some measures.”

As soon as the old man heard my tone increase, he immediately obeyed, didn't even fart, and walked away in despair.

Chang'e looked at the old man's back, and said with some unbearable heart: "Isn't it very good for you to do this?"

I sighed, sat down on the chair, and said, "There's no other way, I'm running out of time. It's the only way."

Wen Yu stood in front of me and said, "I've been wanting to ask you just now, why are you making arrangements for your own funeral? Don't tell me you're going to die, you're already half a fairy, it's impossible to die .”

I smiled wryly: "It stands to reason that my Yangshou will not be exhausted so easily. But what if someone wants to kill me?"

Chang'e raised her eyebrows: "Who wants to kill you?"

I sighed: "Who else?"

Chang'e said, "Is it an evil thought?"

I nodded: "This boy has to come sooner or later. Now Ksitigarbha and Wushuang have both gone back. The evil thoughts grabbed me and asked the whereabouts of the mahogany sword. They would kill me. If they couldn't find out, they would kill me. There are two death, so I simply bought a coffin and got it ready."

Chang'e said anxiously: "Is there no other way? Let's go and inform the Ksitigarbha, and if we are with him, there will be no way to deal with evil thoughts."

I shook my head: "Ksitigarbha can protect me for a while, but not forever. So, I can understand that he returned to the underworld. Now, I just wait for the evil thoughts to come to me, and then die in front of him. In this way, Only then can his thoughts be eliminated, and the world will be peaceful."

Chang'e looked at me dumbfounded: "Does it have to be like this?"

I nodded, and took out a piece of wood from the paper money I bought just now.I found the old man's kitchen knife from the kitchen, and then began to whittle the piece of wood into a mahogany wedge.

I handed it to Chang'e: "After a while, the evil thoughts will really come. The two of us will definitely not be able to stop him. Because as soon as he appears, Wizards and Old Hei will follow behind him. When the time comes, you will use a peach wood vertebrae to pierce my heart. My soul will fly away." , leaving no trace."

Chang'e took the mahogany vertebra, tears streaming down her face: "You can't die, you lied to me, right?"

I waved my hand: "Just do as I tell you."

Chang'e shook her head again and again: "The wizard is our child, he will not kill you."

When I heard this, I got dizzy: "Don't talk about it now? You can wait beside me. After I die, please hire a few people to bury me."

Chang'e kept crying there.And I close my eyes, I can't see the peace of mind.He covered his ears again, trying not to hear the sound.

I sat in the main room and waited with Chang'e all night.Evil thoughts never appeared.

I feel a little uneasy in my heart. Could it be that my plan has been seen through?

When it was just dawn, I was exhausted from waiting.At this time, there was a person poking his head outside the door.I was tired all night, and my drowsy mind immediately tensed up, and then I yelled and ran outside.

The man shrank his head in fear and quickly slipped away.I didn't think much about it at all, I just jumped over the wall and stopped him.

When I got outside the wall, I couldn't help but be disappointed.This person is not evil at all, nor is he a wizard or old black, but the old man who helped me buy the coffin.

I was disappointed: "Why are you?"

The old man said tremblingly, "I wanted to see if you were dead. So I can help you with the funeral."

I patted my chest: "Don't worry, live well." Then I sighed: "I didn't die yesterday, and I'm afraid I will stay at your house for a day today. You can take care of it."

I saw the corner of the old man's mouth twitch, and then he said bravely, "Well, can I trouble you to buy us something to eat?"

I saw the old man leave with a sad face.I thought to myself: "Yesterday he hoped that I would live, so that their house would not become a haunted house. Now he may wish for me to die. After all, a haunted house is much better than no house at all."

Another day passed.This time nothing happened.

Chang'e and I were drowsy, lying on the table, and stayed up all afternoon.

At last the night came again.We extinguished the lights, lit candles, and tried to make the place as spooky and spooky as possible.

Chang'e and I restrained our breath.Soon, there were many wandering ghosts in the yard.People who do funerals will definitely burn paper money and offer tributes.The kid is very willing to join in the fun.

However, things are a little different today.Chang'e and I sat motionless on the chair like two dummies.Those little ghosts saw that the coffin was empty, and stacks of paper money were placed on the table but they were not burned.The tribute was even more pitiful, it was basically what Chang'e and I ate during the day.

Those little ghosts got angry and blew a whirlwind in the yard to scare the two of us.We looked at them contemptuously, dismissing them at all.

The whirlwind formed by the little ghosts gradually moved towards the direction of the house, and it looked like it was going to swallow the two of us.However, just as they approached the door of the house.This time, the little ghost suddenly dispersed.

Chang'e asked strangely, "How did they leave?"

I picked up the peach wood wedge from the table and stuffed it into Chang'e's hand: "They ran away, because something that frightened them came."

(End of this chapter)