If this Pixiu doesn't leave, President Lu will never want to go bankrupt!

Chapter 219 The Little Mermaid Is Actually the Story of Mermaid Suicide

The reason why Lu Mengmeng followed the teacher was even simpler.

There are several plates of snacks on the bookshelf that the teacher pointed to.

It doesn't matter if she can't read the book, as long as she can eat it.

The two little guys who made trouble with their mouths were taken away by the teacher.

The other two teachers who coaxed the children were also relieved.

These two kids can really talk.

Not to mention the five-year-old Huang Meimei, even an adult would not be able to stand their sarcasm.

Sure enough, children are the most terrifying weapons!He obviously doesn't understand anything, but he can hurt people with the simplest words.

The teacher took Lu Mengmeng and Gao Baobao away, and then took out the latest version of "The Daughter of the Sea", and told Lu Mengmeng stories while looking at the pictures.

Lu Mengmeng listened to the teacher's rambling talk.I feel that the little mermaid, like Princess Nanke, doesn't know how to look at men.

Both of them are princesses, and all they are looking for are scumbags.

Look at other cheap aunts.

Although Uncle Cheap is a little greasy, but he is really kind to Aunt Cheap!
Where are they like this?

If you don't get love, you have to risk your life.

The kindergarten teacher looked at Lu Mengmeng and read the book seriously.

I breathed a sigh of relief.

Children are indeed children.I still like beautiful stories like fairy tales.

She asked Lu Mengmeng with a smile on her face.

"What do Mengmeng think of the Little Mermaid?"

Lu Mengmeng stuffed a piece of potato chips into her mouth.

"Kachi Kachi" took two bites.

He said solemnly: "It's a pity that you have enlightened your spiritual wisdom."

The little cubs in their family don't know how to eat, and they are smart elves.

Otherwise, if such a big fish is caught and stewed in fish soup, how much supplement will it take?
teacher:? ? ?
The teacher couldn't keep up with Lu Mengmeng's train of thought.

However, children of this age do not have a deep understanding of the common sense of the world.

Ideas are inherently strange.

The teacher didn't care too much.

Gao Baobao is a boy, sitting next to him and obediently listening to the teacher tell "The Daughter of the Sea". This kind of obviously feminine fairy tale is already the limit.

After finishing one book of the story, when the teacher wanted to talk about Cinderella again, Gao Baobao decisively said to Lu Mengmeng: "Sister Mengmeng.

I brought "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" from home, would you like to watch it with me, Mengmeng? "

Lu Mengmeng tilted her head.

"What book is The Classic of Mountains and Seas?

It's also a shemale who falls in love, and ends up with a bad death? "

Teacher: ... She thinks that what she told Lu Mengmeng might be a fake "Daughter of the Sea".

It is estimated that this story has been passed down to this day, and no one has summed it up like this.

It is simply a dark fairy tale, ruining childhood!
Gao Baobao didn't like the Little Mermaid at first.

For Lu Mengmeng slandering her and Andersen, there is no psychological burden at all.

shook his head.

"Shan Hai Jing talks about geographical knowledge in folklore, including mountains and rivers, geography, ethnic groups, products, medicines, sacrifices, witch doctors, etc.

Many well-known ancient myths, legends and fables have been preserved, including related content such as Kuafu chasing the sun, Jingwei reclamation, and Dayu's flood control.

There are many modern unknown fairies in it! "

In order to escape from the clutches of fairy tales, Gao Baobao crazily amnesties Lu Mengmeng's "Shan Hai Jing".

The ones in Hamburg will pull Mengmeng Lu away now, and never mention fairy tales again.

When Lu Mengmeng heard that there was a goblin, she immediately became interested.

"Okay! Then let's go and have a look~"

After the words fell, the two of them held hands and ran to Gao Baobao's seat to study "Shan Hai Jing" together.

The teacher was also relieved to see the two sitting down to read books obediently.

It turned out that there was only Gao Haoxuan in the class, a very precocious child.

But I don't know how his family educated him. He always uses half-mature thinking to make high demands on others.

Those high requirements are all written in the book.

Even adults may not be able to do it.

Not to mention how many children?

So he often makes other children cry.

Parents of other children often come to the teacher to complain.

Gao Haoxuan's parents also often called the teacher, saying that other classmates huddled together to exclude him.

Now there is only one child in each family, who looks like an eyeball.

The public says that the public is reasonable, and the mother says that the woman is reasonable.

The teacher has one head and two big ones.

Unexpectedly, now there is the most vicious chatter in the class.

To be able to play together with him.

Sure enough, that sentence is correct.

"There is no child who can't make friends, but there are no friends with similar interests."

Lu Mengmeng followed Baby Gao to his seat.

The childish voice asked: "Why did the teacher call you Haoxuan? Aren't you called Baobao?"

Gao Baobao kept a straight face and said very gentlemanly: "My name is Gao Haoxuan.

Baby is called by mother.

My mother said that I went on variety shows just to gain knowledge, not to be famous.

So don't mention your real name.

The same goes for the other kids.

Isn't Sister Mengmeng using her stage name? "

Lu Mengmeng:? ? ?

There is still such an operation, why no one told her?
Lu Mengmeng blinked her eyes.

"Mengmeng has been called this name since she came to the human world~"

In the demon world, his name was Ancient Totem.

The cultivation of the little cubs is too weak, so I can't tell them~

Gao Baobao obviously misinterpreted Lu Mengmeng's meaning.

I just thought that the name she gave after she was born was Lu Mengmeng.

Patting Lu Mengmeng's shoulder, Niannian comforted him: "It's okay.

As long as we don't appear on the show for a long time, when we grow up, no one will remember us.

So it will not affect the future career at all. "

Lu Mengmeng felt that this super little cub was thinking too much.

It's only a little bit old, so I have arranged all the things in the future.

She has lived such an old age, and she is still in the rhythm of being happy every day.

At his five-year-old age, in her long years, not even a fraction was counted.

I started thinking about my future career.

Could it be that she, Mr. Pixiu, is living a corrupt life?

Gao Baobao didn't get Lu Mengmeng's self-condemning look.

He took out a set of "Shan Hai Jing" hardcover volumes from his schoolbag.

Handed the first book to Lu Mengmeng.

"Sister Mengmeng, take a look first!
If there are any words you don't know, you can ask me.

However, there is pinyin on it, so you should be able to understand it. "

Lu Mengmeng took the "Book of Mountains and Seas" from Gao Baobao's hand with a blank expression, feeling that this little cub began to imply that she was uneducated again.

He said straightforwardly: "I don't understand!
Mengmeng never learned pinyin~

Do you have to learn pinyin to be a human being? "

Baby Gao tilted his head in thought. "Ordinary Chinese people should know it."

After the words fell, he looked surprised with "Hey, can't you?"

Lu Mengmeng was stabbed twice in the heart by the "outspoken" Gao Baobao.

It doesn't show at all.

Straightforward.

"Oh~ ordinary Chinese people know it, and what does it have to do with Mengmeng, a big monster?

So if Mengmeng can’t do it, then she can’t do it~”

Baby Gao opened his mouth.

Hesitantly said: "How about... Sister Mengmeng, let me teach you?"

Lu Mengmeng thinks that Pinyin is just like the spells people practice, the more spells they learn, the more life-saving skills they have.

Decisively choose to broaden your knowledge.

"Okay!"

after an hour.

Gao Baobao tried his best to maintain his image as a little gentleman, looking at Lu Mengmeng tearfully.

"It's an a, not a q."

Lu Mengmeng: "Isn't it all a circle with a tail?

If the tail is short, it can stand in front, but if the tail is long, should it be tucked in the back?

Why discriminate against long tails? "

Gao Baobao's beady tears swirled in his eyes.

"Sister Mengmeng, this is just the order of the phonetic chart, for people to remember, it's just far away.

It doesn't matter if the tail is long or short.

Put it in pinyin, regardless of length.

And when spelling Pinyin, q is always in front of a. "

Lu Mengmeng nodded.

"Oh~ Then your human pinyin is quite fair.

When you learn it, you put it in the front, when you use it, when you use it later, you put it in the front, when you learn it, you put it in the back~”

"Pa-ta!" The tears in Gao Baobao's eyes couldn't bear it any longer, and eight petals popped out on the ground.

……

Gao Baobao: "When v encounters j, q, and x, it needs to fly with two eyes and write u.

Can no longer wear two eyes. "

Lu Mengmeng tilted her head.

"What did the fish do wrong?
Wouldn't it be cruel to have both eyes gouged out?
If you hate him, just eat them all!Why torture fish? "

Gao Baobao: ... "This is pinyin, but it's just pronounced like fish, not a real fish.

In short, when you encounter j, q, and x, you can't bring them, and you must write u for the two points. "

Lu Mengmeng: "Oh~ Did the fish cry when its eyes were gouged out?

That's the time to woo.

Humans are really cruel~"

Gao Baobao: "Wow! Sister, you study hard!

woo woo woo woo……"

Lu Mengmeng looked innocent, and sat obediently on the small bench, watching Baby Gao cry.

The kindergarten teacher who witnessed the whole process: ...

Is this the power of a scumbag?
She has a bad feeling that Xiao Mengmeng is probably not easy to teach.

A "full" day just passed away.

Lu Mengmeng took the teacher's hand and happily left the kindergarten.

When the teacher saw Lu Haotian, he hesitated to speak, and his eyes flickered.

Lu Haotian was full of doubts.

The woman didn't seem to be looking right at her.

If you're not a fan, you don't have to reject him to such an extent.

Don't even want to look at him.

Is it black powder?
Do you want to change Xiaodouding's shift?

After Lu Mengmeng saw Lu Haotian, she had long forgotten the dispute between the two in the morning.

Cheerfully ran to his own driver, twisted his little buttocks, and sat on his driver skillfully.

Lu Haotian rubbed Lu Mengmeng's head.

"Did you obediently listen to the teacher today and get along well with your friends?"

In the middle of work today, he did not receive a call from the school looking for parents.

The little guy should be pretty good... right?

Lu Mengmeng is justified, and said righteously: "Mengmeng is the best behaved today!

The teacher told Mengmeng the story of the mermaid committing suicide, and Mengmeng listened carefully.

Brother Baobao showed Mengmeng the goblin illustrated book, and Mengmeng read it carefully.

Mengmeng has also learned Pinyin, an essential skill for Chinese people, and the baby brother is crying with joy! "

teacher:……

(End of this chapter)