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Chapter 227: The Sorrow of a Big Programmer, a Moth

Chapter 227 The Sadness of a Programmer's Big Moth
"Crack!" With a flick, the big fluttering moth was thrown into the center of the magic circle.

Said expressionlessly: "It's a pity, Mengmeng is a big monster, she doesn't need to be human at all~"

The big demon moth was shocked by Lu Mengmeng's shamelessness, and when he realized it, he had already entered the formation.

It just feels like the whole monster is not good.

Lying in the formation, screaming and struggling frantically.

Struggling, struggling, the speed became slower and slower, and finally slowly turned into a human form.

When he reacts.

Big Demon Moth:? ? ?Why doesn't it hurt at all?
The small eyes quietly glanced at the people around them.

I saw a group of people from the Demon Management Bureau staring at him expressionlessly.

It's like watching a retarded person.

Qi Heng said with a look of disgust: "This is a magic circle that transforms goblins into form. What are you doing there?"

Turned into a middle-aged man, wearing bottle-bottomed glasses, a mediterranean demon moth, patted the back of his head embarrassingly.

"Isn't that scary?
Today, my wings and legs are ruined by people.

That adult beat me from the beginning to the end, and then threw me into the magic circle.

Didn't I think it must be some kind of demon-killing magic circle? "

The crowd was speechless.

Lu Mengmeng had a small face, and said leisurely: "Mengmeng wants to kill you, there is no need for a magic circle at all~"

The big demon moth was naive, and patted the back of his head.

"Hey, it's really like that.

So you don't want to kill me, do you? "

Lu Mengmeng blinked her eyes.

"Mengmeng just wants to ask why you are here?

Who framed my little cub? "

Hearing this, the big demon moth just breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Lu Mengmeng add another sentence.

"As for whether to kill you or not, it depends on your mood after asking."

Big Demon Moth: ...It is difficult for a monster to have a real name.

Dejected, he began to complain endlessly: "I just came down from the mountain. When I entered the society, I was full of hope for the world, but I found out that I need a degree to do anything.

I thought that since I wanted to integrate into human society, I should go to a university.

So I changed my body shape and became a child, starting from the first grade of elementary school and going up.

After going through the devil-like third year of high school, I thought that after 12 years of education, I could find a good job no matter what?

As a result, most of the people's job requirements are college degree or above.

I was thinking, I have been here for 12 years, and it is not bad for those four years, so let's take the exam.

I overheard people say that the salaries of Tencent employees are relatively high, generally [-] to [-] a month, and those who do better can earn one million a year.

So I took a program major.

Only after I finished the exam did I realize that those days were not human life at all.

I, who originally aimed for beautiful butterflies, had to wear only a slovenly plaid shirt every day.

The hairline is also moving further and further back.

Standing in the crowd, apart from his forehead being wider than others, he is not conspicuous at all.

After finally graduating from university, I applied to the big company I applied for, but the requirement became a master's degree.

I think that I have survived 16 years, and it is not bad. I will survive for another two years.

I went to another graduate school.

When I went to that big company to apply again, they said that not only a master's degree was required, but work experience was also required.

So I went to work in a small company for two years.

Later, I went to that company to apply for a job, and they said that my resume was fake.

How can it be possible to have three years of work experience when you have only graduated for two years? Where did you get that year?
I told him sincerely: work overtime.

After that, I finally got my wish and entered that company, which is said to have 80% of human beings have a million-year salary.

But after the economic bubble, the company laid off a large number of employees.

I was back to being a vagrant again.

Obviously, I have been studying for 18 years for this job, and I have given two years of work experience.

20 years of hard work went to waste in an instant. "

When he said this, everyone looked at him with pity.

On the contrary, the big demon moth waved his hand openly, "Don't be sad about my previous experience.

Because that's not the worst. "

After that, the big demon moth began to describe his miserable experience after being unemployed.

"I think the past 20 years have been wasted, and I don't want to waste time in the IT industry anymore.

So, I want to return to society.

But I found that this matter is a bit difficult.

Every time I go to the street to buy vegetables, I will ask the boss, why is it 1000g, why is there 24g less?

I went to a dating website to find a girlfriend, but I couldn't find a girlfriend after searching around, but I found 4 bugs in the website.

Back to my mountain, I wanted to calmly write brush characters, but after thinking about it for a long time, I finally just wrote hello world (Note).

After I felt that I was completely out of tune with this world and the world of goblins.

I found out that there is another profession called hacker in this world.

This is more free than entering a company, and the annual salary is also very high.

So, I began to enter the world of hackers.

It sounds nice and handsome, but he is actually a programmer.

I have practiced it myself for over 100 years behind the scenes.

In the end, he became the world's top programmer. "

When everyone heard this, they all thought that he was going to say some hard work, inspirational experience.

After all, it was too miserable before.

I hope these human beings don't want to make him miserable even out of sympathy.

As a result, I heard the goblin continue to speak.

"Yesterday was my third day as the world's top hacker.

Suddenly I got a deal.

The other party knew that I was a fairy and asked me to add an after-sales service.

Just double my commission.

I was a little worried and asked her what she wanted?
She told me to let me take out the trash for her, and if she ran into her disabled husband after going out, I would throw the trash bag on her husband's face.

She asked him not to work or do housework every day, and she had to throw out the trash.

I think this is very good, as long as it is something I can do, it would be great to make more money!

What's more, smashing a scumbag who doesn't work can be regarded as doing justice for the sky.

So I went to the place and picked up the black trash bag by the door.

When I went out and met a person in a wheelchair who was about to enter the door, I threw the bag directly in the face of him.

But before I could run away, I was caught by the big monster next to me.

You also know what happened after that. "

After speaking, the middle-aged Mediterranean man began to wipe away his tears.

It looked so miserable, so miserable.

Everyone present couldn't help covering their faces after hearing his experience.

Lu Haotian slandered in his heart that the treatment of goblins in the world is really bad, no wonder many goblins do not listen to the control of the goblin management bureau.

The few goblins he has seen are the sika deer who cleans dishes, the yellow mouse who collects rags, and the two rabbits who are cute, block roads, rob and blackmail.

Here I met another miserable programmer who was sad when he heard it, and shed tears when he saw it.

It seems that all the elves he met, except his little elf, the other elves are not doing well.

Sympathy is all sympathy, it is basically certain that the person who framed him is this goblin.

Lu Haotian asked the big demon moth in a cold voice: "So, you changed the surveillance camera?"

The big demon moth nodded without hesitation.

"Yes. Employer asked me to advance all monitoring by 20 minutes.

I really didn't do anything else.

I don't know what gravel you're talking about.

The black plastic bag was also placed in the stairwell, and I brought it directly. "

Lu Haotian was noncommittal about his answer, and asked with a frown: "Who is the mastermind behind it?"

The big demon moth looked at him with innocent eyes, "We seem to have a rule here that the identities of customers are all anonymous.

We just take money to do things, and we don't even know who the other party is. "

The presiding officer frowned and said, "You almost killed a person by doing this, do you know that?"

This is really not scary for goblins, but afraid of goblins being educated.

Who would have thought that a goblin would not practice hard, go to learn what IT, and become a top hacker to frame human beings?

The big demon moth looked terrified.

"How do I know that someone hurt me?

There are so many good little three humans, Shanshan, monitoring records, modifying programs, isn't it the most basic operation?

I didn't kill anyone or set fire, so don't blame me!
As a goblin, I can promise not to eat people, which is pretty good. "

Presiding police officer: ...

Everyone present: ...It makes sense to just step on the horse.

Huo Xiao frowned, "Then relying on your hacking skills, can you find that person?"

The big demon moth glanced at him, as if looking at a mentally retarded person.

"All I can find is the IP of the computer.

It is impossible to lock down a certain person.

What's more, if you know that I am a fairy, can you be an ordinary person? "

Lu Mengmeng nodded.

"It's not easy for a useless elf like you to let the elf know.

Besides, you really don't have anything outstanding except for half of your head being bald~"

The middle-aged Mediterranean man was stunned by Lu Mengmeng, feeling deeply hurt in his heart, and tears fell down.

Everyone turned their heads away.

The greasy hunk is crying, this scene hurts the eyes too much.

Lu Haotian suddenly remembered something, and turned to ask the big demon moth.

"Are you the demon of the new moon?"

Although it is enough to find out who framed him, if he can find Xinyue and ask clues about the death of his parents, it will not be considered a loss for him this time.

When the big demon moth heard him ask such a question, the hairs all over his body stood on end.

Shaking his head hastily and frantically, he kept glancing at the people from the Demon Control Bureau standing beside him from the corner of his eyes.

The high-pitched voices are a little broken.

"Don't talk nonsense! I'm a law-abiding fairie.

How is it possible to join that illegal organization?

Don't hurt me! "

If the people of the Demon Management Bureau think he is a demon of Xinyue today, then he will have to spend the rest of his life in the Demon Management Bureau.

Didn't he almost kill him?Do you want to trick him like this?Kill him?
Humans are simply too insidious!
Seeing that he had been looking at them, Qi Heng rolled his eyes fiercely.

"If you're not, we won't do anything to you.

Don't act like we are the natural enemies of goblins. "

The big demon moth bowed his head and stopped talking. They are indeed not the natural enemies of goblins, they are more terrifying than the natural enemies of goblins.

There are at least one or two natural enemies, and once they come out, they are a nest!
 Note: 1024 is one of the most familiar numbers for programmers and is widely used in work.

  Hello world is the most basic and simple program for programmers.It is widely used when writing programs.

  
 
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