Early Tang Dynasty Concubine

Chapter 215 The good show begins

In the blink of an eye for three days, Cheng Churui was wearing his clothes, and Li Xiuning took care of him carefully.Cheng Churui opened his hands and said, "Daughter-in-law, after today, you just wait to see how your husband cleans up the Taoism. I will let them bow their heads and beg me."

"I believe you!" Li Xiuning believed unconditionally, but Cheng Churui still had one thing in his mind, I will ask Li Er Er to beg you and ask him to apologize to you.

"Everything is ready, we can start right away!" The dynasty returned, and everyone around Cheng Churui returned.Ma Zhou and the others were also coming back, and Cheng Churui sent them a message that there was no need, he had to deal with this matter alone, it was not a problem at all, and he had an exchange with Ma Zhou, Su Dingfang, Xue Rengui and others, during this period It would be in their interest to keep as little contact with him as possible.

They are all human beings. Of course they know how to do it. Cheng Churui is also a hidden hand for himself. These people are still of great use. If that day comes, he feels that he must have the ability to protect himself .

"Chao Mahan, Zhang Long and Zhao Hu, let's go!" Out of the gate of the Princess Mansion, Cheng Churui rode on Xiao Hei and laughed.

A group of people came to Chang'an City on horseback. At this time, there were already many people there. Cheng Churui had asked someone to set up a platform here. Changsun Chong, Li Huairen, Hou Liang and others had been waiting for a long time. Lele is not as good as everyone.How could he have fun here by himself, so they wanted to bring all the children of Xungui's family with them.

Don't you want them to learn from me? Now I will teach them a lesson.With the help of these nobles, this matter is also a pass.Cheng Churui's order to these guys was to collect animals.All kinds of animals, including slaves, this time Cheng Churui also threw away his little sympathy.

"Everyone, young and old, you may or may not know who I am. I set up such a big stage today, and some of you must ask me what I want to do. We are not in a hurry. Ladies and gentlemen, I am wasting your time. I'm also embarrassed, we will have games and prizes later!

Let me introduce myself first, my name is Cheng Churui, the son-in-law of Princess Pingyang, and the eldest son of Duke Lu. Of course, these identities are all fictitious. We are also a member of Datang. Like you, I only have one mouth and one nose. ,a pair of eyes.You have heard that I have three heads, six arms, and eight great King Kongs. Look, I am stronger than others and have more hair on my face! "

When it comes to adjusting the atmosphere, Cheng Churui just opened his mouth. As an actor, he can be regarded as a low-level actor. If he can't do this well, he will be a time traveler for nothing.

"Me, a few days ago I sat at the door to eat, and I thought, I am also a member of Datang, what should I do? What should I do? What should I do for everyone How about something practical?
I was thinking left and right, and finally I thought about everyone's health. This incident is also a coincidence. Maybe many people don't care very much. They all say that life and death are up to fate, but none of you want to live a few more days.

I am also a mortal, I am not a god, I also want to live a few more days, and ah, I also have two stinky money, there is nothing to hide, but my money is not blown by the wind, this man When you have money, you naturally have more ideas.

Let’s be arty again. In ancient times, there were celebrities in the Wei and Jin Dynasties who wore elixir and soared in the daytime. Enough to eat and live, and save a little extra money.

Alas~ I also visited a bunch of famous Taoists, and we also asked for a lot of my best pills, not for longevity, but for prolonging life, so that our bodies will be strong.

It's easy to do anything with money these days, so I really asked for it.Here comes the important point, everyone should listen carefully, this is a lesson of blood, we may be lucky, we only ate two, and that thing is not considered a treasure!
How could I know that there were a few naughty children at home, they didn't know what it was, so they fed my golden medicine to the dogs!Ordinarily, this beast had taken the elixir, and if he didn't talk, he would have to open up his spirituality!

I really didn't expect that my family's rhubarb was so lucky to die, and it really flew up when I kicked my legs!That’s not to mention, the ascension of the dog is a common joy, which shows that the family has a fairy relationship, but my veterinarian has diagnosed it, do you know what it is?Poisoned! "

That's right!The first thing Cheng Churui wanted to do with Taoism was the elixir. The ancients didn't know what to think about it. Did they want to be a god and go crazy? Then throw a bunch of heavy metals into the furnace and finally get an iron egg The same thing is the elixir.That's right!After eating for a thousand years, it will not rot, and the metal all over it is still rotten!

"My dear, this is someone who wants to poison me. Of course we won't catch that Danshi. We won't be able to catch him if we want to. But we don't have many Taoist priests in Chang'an, so we asked another one who is said to be better than that." A celestial elder with a lot of cows made another furnace for me. This time I learned how to be smart and did an experiment with animals first. No need to ask, the result is the same!
I brought you here today to show you on the spot. Although everyone is a common man, some of them have sick people at home. They would rather ask for a elixir than seek medical treatment. Not to mention bankrupting their families and even losing their lives!
Bring it all up now! "Afterwards, a group of second-generation officials happily brought up a bunch of cages, which contained various small animals, including poultry, chickens, ducks, geese, dogs, and sheep, horses, and donkeys. In short, they found everything they could find, and some Little monkeys, cats and dogs.

Cheng Churui saw that the emotions below had been mobilized and said: "Let's not be in a hurry! I guess I am talking about something here, and one Taoist thinks that I am slandering Taoism. No problem, I will give you a chance. There must be famous alchemists below, you guys Come up if you don’t accept it! Naturally, you also have pills in your hands. Don’t say I didn’t give you a chance!”

"Poverty Taoist An Chengzi, who was taught by Daoist Dan Sheng! I have always heard how knowledgeable my son-in-law is, and I really don't want to slander my Taoist school here. What enmity does my Taoist school have with you?" An Chengzi was the first to stand up.

"Pindao Tianwu Taoist has seen the son-in-law, and he is also a alchemist, and he is also well-known in Chang'an. Some of the elixirs he made are also circulated among the nobles in Chang'an. His family teacher Fang Ningzi also made elixir for the royal family! "

"Poverty Dao..." After that, four or five Taoist priests came up. Cheng Churui was not afraid of the crowd, but he was afraid that these people would not come up!Since you are here, then our good show, the big show will start immediately, or else I will sing a one-man show by myself, and the strength will not be strong enough in the end, so it is better for you all to come up.

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