Early Tang Dynasty Concubine

Chapter 436 The Playful Robber

"Sigh..." Li Yuan didn't expect Cheng Churui to talk about this matter. He really didn't know what happened outside. He was actually a circled emperor in Tai Chi Palace. Sometimes he was just like those rare animals. .

"Tell me about what happened these days. I'm hiding this from you, but I definitely don't have the thoughts you said. I just think that you and Xiuning are living a peaceful life. If you guess this kind of thing, you can guess it." If you come out, don't participate in it. Now it seems that Shimin has dragged you into the water!"

Cheng Churui was taken aback by these words at first, but he immediately said, "Could it be that the Supreme Emperor doesn't mean that?"

"Stinky boy, look at me now, so what if I have this intention? I don't know anything about the outside world. All I can do now is to play games with these people who watch me. Animals are stronger than me, and they can be taken out to have fun, but I can only die of old age in this Tai Chi Palace."

Li Yuan's tone was full of resentment, and Cheng Churui really didn't know how to continue, so he could only smile sarcastically: "Since you didn't mean that, I just apologized for my bad tone just now. You just don't remember the villain's mistakes." It's gone." Cheng Churui said glibly.

Li Yuan also laughed and cursed angrily: "Okay! I won't be angry with you brat. If you have more time to accompany me, I will be happier when you and Xiuning come to this Tai Chi Palace."

Next, at Li Yuan's request, Cheng Churui recounted what had happened in the past few days. After listening to Cheng Churui's words, Li Yuan smiled: "It's also time to let the people know that the world is not the most powerful emperor, and he is not the emperor. That's a good job! Anyway, I'm already a living dead, I'm happy every day, so I don't care about that."

There is nothing wrong with these words, and Cheng Churui is impatient, what do you mean by these words, anyway, I don't answer, Li Yuan also feels that he is not in the mood to talk today, so let Cheng Churui out.

After getting out of the palace, Cheng Churui sat on the carriage and cursed secretly: "You don't have any good stuff, are you really fooling me? Whatever you say is what you say. You don't know. You old bastard is only a ghost if you don't know." , play bitter tricks with me, I will not accept it!"

"Who is blocking the way?" The coachman is the guard of the Princess Mansion, Cheng Churui heard the voice and opened the curtain to look over, and saw two people standing in front of his carriage, two rangers, dressed like this.

"The one in the carriage is Cheng Churui, Pingyang's son-in-law?" It started very straightforwardly. Cheng Churui sat on the carriage, looked at the two of them and said, "Is it me? Are you two busy?"

"Someone asked you to borrow something. I heard that Pingyang's son-in-law is generous. I wonder if I can borrow it?" The two men held their knives and talked to Cheng Churui. Cheng Churui immediately became interested in this scene and the atmosphere. This is not a later life. The kind of killer assassination scene in filming?

For a long time, Cheng Churui thought that kind of scene was too bad, so stupid, don’t want it, but it actually happened in reality. If he can go back to the later life, he must go to find that compilation, and tell him, you are really talented, which one? Besides, you make it up, I will kill you.

"Your opening remarks are wrong. Come on, let's not be in a hurry. I, Mr. Cheng, am a generous person, so I will talk about your affairs later. I will tell you a few routines. The first one is that this mountain was opened by me. , This tree is mine. If you want to live from now on, you need to keep money to buy roads. This is robbery, you are not professional.

And people, do you want to borrow the next one for your next use? That is impossible. Robbery must be professional, otherwise you will rob money, or you will rob for sex. I have never heard of it. human head.You are not robbers, but killers. If this is the case, the matter will be serious. If you can't kill people, you will be sentenced to prison for several years at most.

If you are killers, murderers, you will be sentenced to death!Two, I wonder if you want to borrow something from me? "The two of them were taken aback by Cheng Churui's words.

"I heard that Concubine Cheng has a tricky tongue, and we were not entrusted to kill you, but to use your tongue, how about it?"

"What the hell? Did I hear it right? You want to borrow my tongue, kid. Do you dare to tell me which bastard wants to borrow my tongue? I can't kill him or me!"

"There are rules and regulations. It's inconvenient to say this, but I don't know if you should always move, or let our brothers take the trouble?"

Speaking of which, the other party was ready to start attacking, and Cheng Churui waved his hand again: "Wait a minute, let me say a few words, you are wrong, how about listening to me?
Now start to rob, you tell me all the valuables on your body, as well as the place where the treasure is hidden, if there are any beautiful three wives and four concubines in the family, tell me all about it?
Do you always move, or let my people help you? "After speaking, the two men were surrounded by more than a dozen people. Leaving aside the skills of these people, the arrows of those steel crossbows gleamed coldly, and the two rangers knew that they were planted here today.

"Oh, Mr. Cheng, please spare your life! You little one has eyes but doesn't know Mount Tai, please treat our two brothers as farts@" Putong and the two fell to their knees.The other one who had been silent all this time opened his mouth:

"Brother, what are you afraid of? If you don't work, you will have nothing to eat. Qingniu hasn't eaten for many days and is starving to death!"

"That big man, your name is Qingniu. If I give you something to eat, you will be full and have big meat. There are white flour buns, can you help me?" Cheng Churui asked with a smile while sitting on the horse's shaft.

"You really have it, so what are you talking about, help you! You are a good person, unlike those villains who beat Qingniu and don't give you food. Don't worry, if you want to give me food, I will beat you and give you food." Work, my strength is very strong. I heard that there is a man named Chang'an who has great strength, and he is a son-in-law like you, so I have to compare myself with others."

With a bang, everyone laughed, this guy is so cute, Cheng Churui waved and said: "Take them all, Qingniu will follow us, take you to eat big meat, go back one at a time, kill a fat pig, do it Serve some big buckets of rice!"

"Hey, you are really a good person, not too much, not too much, three barrels is enough, a little more meat, I can eat meat!"

"Don't worry, it's enough!" The reason why Cheng Churui did this was because he saw something different, maybe it was a kind of intuition, anyway, this kid has two tricks.

When Cheng Churui returned to Zhuangzi, the food was not ready yet, and the pig was killed. The two brothers, the smarter one, stood there without looking up and talking, and all the guys on them were searched...

(End of this chapter)