Early Tang Dynasty Concubine

Chapter 534 Why Don't You Go to Heaven?

"Dare to stand up to Chai Lingwu, this person is not a simple person, I don't know why I feel that this person looks familiar." A person on the second floor said looking at Cheng Churui below.

In modern language, Chai Lingwu is a popular fried chicken. He is a celebrity among the celebrities, and he is also a man of reputation in the Prince's Mansion. And because there is no interference from Cheng Churui, his father Chai Shao is also on the rise. Although his internal injuries have not healed, but This official promotion is indeed very fast.This led to Chai Lingwu's arrogance.

Chai Lingwu's face turned sullen when he heard someone scolding him. If it wasn't for maintaining his demeanor with Xianxian, he would definitely kill this person now. Although he looks familiar, he is really not afraid of anyone now.

"Interesting way of saying, then I will give you a chance to take off the face mask or leave this promotion. How about giving up automatically?" Xianxian said with a smile, she is very confident in herself, she believes that no one will give up such a precious opportunity, no one will not want to Kiss your own fragrance.

It's just that being too self-confident is not a good thing, so Cheng Churui's actions made Xianxian unacceptable, because she saw Cheng Churui's eyes were smiling, and she said casually: "That's my interest in disturbing everyone, I still go down!"

After finishing speaking, he really went down, which made everyone dumbfounded. They didn't understand what this guy was doing?Is this playing?This opportunity is so rare, there is a one-tenth chance to get the most beautiful woman in Chang'an, how could...

The corners of Xianxian's eyes twitched, and after taking a few forced breaths, she smiled and said, "It seems that everyone has self-knowledge. It's okay, if this guest goes down, you will lose some competitiveness! Since this guest voluntarily abstained, you can talk about it." Which poem did you write when you were a literary talent just now?"

For some reason, looking at the messy poem, Xianxian felt that it was written by the person who left.Cheng Churui was about to return to his seat. Hearing this, he smiled and said, "Hehe, I don't have any poems. I just wrote down my thoughts."

"In fact, everyone has to read their own poems, why don't you read them yourself?" the old bustard said.

"Oh! There's also this one. Let me tell you why your Excellency is not like the wind rising, soaring ninety thousand miles. The sword at the waist is three feet long, and the Jun family's strict kindness knows it."

Most people basically didn't understand what kind of poem it was. Although the poem was poetic, some of it didn't rhyme and had some indescribable meanings. I don't know what's wrong!
"The guest, can you explain the meaning of this poem? The little girl has been admiring it for a while, but she still doesn't understand the meaning!" Xianxian asked as she took out the writing on the paper.

"Hahaha, I'm ashamed to show my shame when I write such words, even a three-year-old child can write better than your Excellency!" Chai Lingwu had good eyesight and saw the words on it at a glance, laughing.

"Well! It's really not as good as a three-year-old child, but the competition is poetry and not words! Since Miss Xianxian wants to know the meaning of the next poem, let me talk about it. It can also help you understand your confusion.

The first sentence, "Your Excellency, why don't the wind rise and soar up to ninety thousand miles!" The meaning is very simple, it means literally.The general idea is that you are so powerful, why don't you go to heaven.

The second sentence, "The sword at the waist is three feet long, the Jun family's strict kindness knows it!" is also very simple, that is, does your mother know that you are so powerful?I'm not praising you! "

As soon as these words came out, the audience was silent, and everyone opened their eyes wide. No one thought that someone could use poetry to scold someone, and the scolding was so fresh and refined. The most important thing was that the scolding was still a girl.

No matter how well Xianxian pretends, she can still tell that her complexion is not good, and the veins in her hand are already stretched. Suddenly, Xianxian giggles: "The famous God of War, Cheng Churui, also came to my husband-hunting scene. Does this mean that the little girl is very Attractive?"

Hearing Xianxian's words, including Chai Lingwu looked at Cheng Churui with disbelief, the name of God of War is now known to everyone in Chang'an.

Cheng Churui didn't expect this little twist to have such vicious eyes, but since he was recognized, there was nothing to hide. He took off his face mask with a smile and said, "Miss Xianxian and I don't have any memorable stories that we have to tell, right? Why does Miss Xianxian Why do you have such a deep impression on me? Alas, it seems that the name of the God of War is overwhelming, I never thought that I would become a celebrity without knowing it!"

In terms of shamelessness, there are really few people in this world who can compare with Cheng Churui, of course, the old guy Cheng Yaojin is an exception, and now it has been said outside that this kind of shamelessness is unique to the Cheng family.

"Hehe, you really impress me!" Xianxian gritted her teeth and said these few words.

Well, Cheng Churui felt that he really offended this woman deeply!But he was not afraid: "Let me just say it. I talked today. I killed a few people. I was too bloody. I was afraid that I would scare the wife and children at home, so I found a place to relax. Go out, just to see the excitement, now I can see that it's not that you can't be recruited, but that you can't find it because of your positioning."

"What is my position?" Xianxian had already stepped out of the gauze curtain.

"Tsk tsk tsk! I didn't expect to see you in two years, and this flat road has become a mountain bag. Not bad, not bad! You have the potential to be a nanny. As for your position, let me say this slender girl, even if you are a talented and beautiful girl Absolutely, after all, you are also a prostitute and a chicken! You just have to do this job well.

Look at those sisters, they are not bad looking, but they know what their job is, unlike you, a whore insists on being a princess.Do you know that the princess of my Tang Dynasty is a hundred times stronger than you, if you don’t believe me, ask Prince Chai if he dares to sleep with his wife? "

fart!Although Chai Lingwu hated Cheng Churui to death, but now he has really learned to be smart. Cheng Churui became famous in the first battle and scared many people. Such a war machine is not something he can afford, let alone if he nods , Tomorrow I will be hanged from the city gate.

So Chai Lingwu was very smart not to look at or listen to or answer.Cheng Churui smiled and said: "You are a valuable commodity. Today you feel that you have trampled these men under your feet, and when these men are galloping on you in the future, you are still a prostitute!
Girl Xianxian, I can't have fun here anyway, so I left. I found this little girl to be pretty good, about the same age as my little apprentice, and I redeemed her for her.This is money!The old bustard will send her prostitution contract to Pingyang Village tomorrow! "

Throwing down three golden leaves, he said to the little girl: "Follow me, you may be a servant when you come to me, do you want to live this kind of life at this time. You still want to be a servant!"

(End of this chapter)