Hurry up, please be kind

Chapter 71 The Magic Sword Protects the Flower in My Palm (7)

Hopeless.

These monsters are beyond help.

Si Zhuo felt that this group of monsters was already at the advanced stage of brain cancer.

There is no way to recover from the sky, and there is no cure for medicine and stone.

The complacent demon leaders did not get the disgusting gaze of their own demon emperor.

Seeing her glance at him, she thought she had attracted the attention of His Majesty the Demon Emperor, and she was too excited, which made her brain even more complicated.

"Your Majesty the Demon Emperor, when you squeeze him dry, it will be the day when our demon world dominates Mengze!"

Shi Ming's tone was so ambitious and soaring.

Very sticky.

"..."

Si Zhuomo, the sight of squeezing juice is getting more and more serious.

She was a little confused, how could she have anything to do with the unification of Mengze in the Demon Realm?
It is impossible to squeeze dry.

It just gets juicier and juicier.

It is even more impossible to take the Yuhua sacrifice flag.

She even wanted to sacrifice the flags to these foolish monsters.

"Shi Ming, there is nothing to be afraid of the defeated generals in the immortal world. You can lead the demon soldiers to repel them. This emperor believes that you can do it."

Si Zhuo ordered solemnly, don't worry about draining her flowers.

Shi Ming's magic eyes lit up, he can!
His Majesty said he could! ! !

Guardian Shi Ming was very happy to be fooled, "This subordinate will definitely not disappoint His Majesty's high expectations!"

"Your Majesty! We can wow too!"

"We can also beat those remnant soldiers to hell!"

"Your Majesty asked us to go too, we promise to kill not a single one of them, not a piece of armor left!"

"Me, me, me! And me, His Majesty let me go, I swear, I will fill the River of Reincarnation with their corpses!"

"..."

The more he talked, the more brutal he became, and the more he talked, the more perverted he became.

Yuhua finally couldn't bear it, stretched out her hand and lightly tugged on Si Zhuo's sleeve, and whispered with spiritual power.

"Your Majesty, can you tell your devils...to be kind and stop fighting."

He didn't want the two worlds of immortals and demons to fight.

First of all, the Immortal Realm cannot be defeated, and the casualties will only increase.

Secondly, the aura of Mengze Continent itself is gradually drying up. Large-scale wars may accelerate the consumption of aura and reduce the number of lives in the mainland.

"Kindness? Their consciences have long been eaten by dogs. Making things happen is all the joy of their lives, and this emperor can't bear to deprive them of it."

Si Zhuo commented unceremoniously.

"..."

Is there such a thing as complaining about your own subordinates?
"Well, let's do it this way, let the fairyland retreat in another way. In short, try not to fight. I'm worried that Mengze won't be able to withstand a large-scale war."

Yuhua looked a little worried.

"Oh? Then what can you do?"

Si Zhuo turned to look at him, and suddenly thought, isn't everyone in the fairy world calling here because of him?

In this way, Yuhua's status is lofty. Since he can drive them to attack the Demon Realm, he can naturally use him to make them retreat.

Si Zhuo didn't say anything yet, waiting for him to speak.

"Use me as a coercion to coerce the immortals, and you can also retreat."

Yuhua said so, she actually went with Si Zhuoxiang.

Tsk, what a Yuhua Immortal Lord whose elbow straddles the world of immortals and demons.

The immortals who knew the truth burst into tears.

But this is also for their own good. In the battle between immortals and demons, the most casualties must be in the immortal world. They are not so rough-skinned and thick-skinned.

"Right on my mind."

Si Zhuo nodded without hesitation, not at all polite, as if wanting to make the best use of the flowers and things.

Yuhua laughed helplessly.

While trying to sleep with him, while plotting against him.

The sense of sight of being in the Longtan and Tiger's Lair is even stronger.

Inadvertently, the topic of the demon bosses became more and more perverted. I don't know if they are introducing themselves or arguing.

"Let me go, I can twist their brains back and kick them like balls!"

"What is this? I can use their hair as a needle and thread. It's so practical. You just know how to play. Such a big monster can still play football..."

The more the devil talked, the more he felt that what he said made sense, and suddenly remembered that there was a cultivator here, and looked at Yuhua with bright eyes.

Yuhua, whose black hair was like a waterfall, had an ominous premonition.

"Look at him! His hair is long and thick, so it's easy to masturbate!"

"..."

The devil world is so poor that it has no needles and threads?
Are you waiting for the devil? !

Si Zhuo couldn't hold back, and licked her hair.

Hmm, it's really good.

"..."

Yuhua: The flower head is going to be bald.

The Samsara River, the junction of the two realms of immortality and demons.

The master of the Qingyun Immortal Sect, dressed in a white robe with a sense of immortality, and seven elders stood in the sky above the dark water of the Samsara River.

The flowing clothes are windless and automatic, and everyone dresses up like a fairy, wishing to become a fairy immediately.

A dark army of demons lined up on the opposite river bank. The ordinary demon soldiers all had red eyes, and they were tightly wrapped in hard armor.

Like a group of pangolins suffering from pink eye disease.

"You devil, return Yuhua Xianjun quickly, or wait for me to lead a hundred families of immortal sects to clean up your dirty demon world!"

The master of Qingyun sect injected spiritual power into his voice, if one ignores his ecstatic appearance, he would be like a peddler hawking in a vegetable market with a loudspeaker.

"Hand over Xianjun, spare you!"

"Hand over Xianjun, spare you!"

……

The other immortals also booed one after another, and all of them stared down at the dark devils opposite them with lofty eyes.

"I bother!"

Guardian Shi Ming spat at them.

This bah also injected strength, causing a circle of sound waves in the air, and the faces of the immortals on the opposite side froze, and silently raised their hands to wipe their faces with their sleeves.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but I always feel like I've been sprayed with saliva all over my face.

"Cleaning the demon world? I'm yuck!"

"Just you weak chickens, still want to clean up the demon world?"

"Why don't you take a pee and take a picture of yourself, so that you can be self-aware?"

"Look at all of you weak willows supporting the wind, it looks like you have hollowed out your body under the quilt."

"And you No. 1 in the fairy world is still having fun on the couch of our Demon Emperor!"

"Hahahahaha..."

The protector of Shi Ming is not only responsible for the perverts in the demon world, but also has a famous poisonous tongue, the kind that only pierces people's hearts.

The immortals on the opposite side who thought they were modest and gentlemen were almost stunned by his unrestrained appearance, and they all showed expressions of discrediting the three views.

"You, you, vulgar scumbags!"

Sect Master Qingyun blushed with anger, and couldn't help pointing at Shi Ming's nose and cursing.

Shi Ming rolled his eyes at him.

You can't beat him with a mouthful, but you still want to beat him with your hands?
whimsical.

The immortals are so angry!
I was so angry that my heart throbbed and hurt.

Especially when they heard that Immortal Yuhua was being, being, they felt as if they were being themselves, and they almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

"Hand over the fairy king quickly, otherwise, even if we risk our lives, your demon world will be crushed!" An elder who couldn't hold back blew his beard and stared.

"Hey, with your whining looks, by the time you come, Immortal Yuhua has already been squeezed dry by His Majesty!"

Shi Ming looked at the immortals with contempt.

What?Squeeze dry?Squeeze, squeeze what?
The pure immortals didn't understand for a while.

"Your Majesty asked this protector to give you a message. If you take a step into the demon world, Your Majesty will sleep with you Xianjun once..."

"As long as you stay by the River of Reincarnation, His Majesty will sleep with you Xianjun..."

"...?!!!"

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