Ultimate Big Devil System

Chapter 38

"Yellow, yellow smoke?"

After listening to Tang Wenge's description, Huber was stunned. Tang Wenge rubbed his brows and said, "Don't you understand Huang Yan? Fart, it's fart, that weasel has really turned into a fart." .”

"At that time, I was covered by that weasel's stinky fart. I was dizzy, and I couldn't see anything, and a pungent smell rushed into my eyes, choking me to tears. I wasted nine It took a lot of effort to get out of the fart, and then I vomited with a whoosh."

"Later, I stayed in place for a long time, and I woke up from the wine. Only then did I feel scared. I stood up and ran back home. I took two mouthfuls of cold water, and then I came back to my senses."

"After being relieved, I became sleepy and fell asleep on the kang. I don't know how long I slept, but I felt a little out of breath, and a pungent smell was crazy. Drilling into my nose, I felt that my lung tubes were about to explode. I kicked my legs on the bed, and at the same time felt that my consciousness had left my body and entered a strange space. In this space, I saw A puff of yellow smoke rushed towards me crazily, and before my eyes, the smoke buzzed and turned into a terrifying weasel head, yelling at me crazily: Tang Wenge, why did you hurt me, why did you hurt me! "

"I was terrified at the time, turned around and ran, but at this moment, the yellow smoke enveloped me inside, and at the same time, the voice of the weasel just now sounded in my ears: Tang Wenge, why did you harm me? Why did you kill me?" Destroy my body, I will kill you, I will kill you..."

"Ah, don't~ I yelled no, but this weasel just didn't let me go, he just wanted to suffocate me with his fart, and I struggled crazily in the fart, just when I was about to suffocate to death, Suddenly, I heard a loud shout in my ear: Beast, don't stop, don't ruin your century-old practice."

"When the sound of violent drinking sounded, I saw a red light shoot into the yellow mist surrounding me. The next moment I heard a scream in the yellow mist, and then the yellow mist surrounding me dissipated. On the side, it regrouped to look like a weasel."

"When I was so horrified that I didn't know how to speak, I saw a sloppy old Taoist priest walking not far away. The old Taoist stood in front of him, looked at the weasel, then looked at me and sighed, alas , it’s all life.”

"The old Taoist sighed, and the weasel made of farts suddenly shouted: Hey, are you old Taoist trying to meddle in your own business?"

"After hearing this, the old Taoist looked at the weasel and said, "Huang Shisan, you bastard, you don't know what to do, I'm here to save you."

"The weasel obviously didn't react. Why would an old man know his name, but this is not the time to be entangled. The weasel's fart mist moved in the air and said: Help me, how do you save me, my body is destroyed , There is no hope of becoming an immortal, now there is only this group of immortal ghosts left, if it is not for revenge for this bastard, I guess even the ghosts will be scattered."

"The weasel looked at me while he was talking, Mr. Hu shook his head when he heard this, and said: Huang Shisan, there is actually another way to help you. I have three-colored pottery clay, and I can use this clay to make you a body. Then let this young man sincerely support you for 30 years, a burner of incense in the morning and evening, yellow paper on the first and fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year, roast chicken, and white wine for offering, you see how good it is."

"The weasel hesitated for a moment after hearing this and then agreed. At this time, the old Taoist turned his head to look at me and said: "Young man, you destroyed the body of this fairy family. It stands to reason that it is now an endless hatred, but people Xianjia Dadu, as long as you sincerely enshrine it for 30 years, help it reshape its body, and turn it into a yellow fairy, he will forgive your sins, what do you think?"

"I was terrified at the time, and immediately agreed. Seeing that I agreed, the old Taoist turned to look at the weasel and said: "I have agreed to worship you for 30 years, but you can't eat and drink for nothing. If this young man is in trouble, You also have to help out, the weasel agreed at the time, and then the old man made a small weasel out of clay, and the next moment he grabbed it, he grabbed a ball of yellow essence from the yellow smoke and threw it into In the clay."

"In this way, I felt that my breathing became smoother. At the same time, I also heard a call outside the door. I got up quickly, and when I went to the door, I saw that the old man in my dream was standing at the door, holding a There is a clay sculpture of a little weasel made of three-color clay."

"I hurriedly let the old Taoist into the house. The old Taoist said his surname is Hu, so I can call him old Taoist Hu. What happened in the dream just now is true. This weasel needs to be supported by me for 30 years to resolve this difficulty. I accept I lived in the weasel clay sculpture, and offered it the next day. This offering lasted for 30 years, and it didn’t stop until ten years ago. During this period, Huang Shisan also helped me a lot.”

"Well, did the weasel help you?"

After listening to Tang Wenge's words, Huber asked stupidly. After hearing what Huber said, Tang Wenge pondered for a while and said, "Do you still remember the ghostly coffin we dug up when we developed the land in Bay City 20 years ago?"

"Oh, I remember, after our excavator dug out the murderous coffin, there were accidents on our construction site. First, when the workers were working, they accidentally fell from a high place and plunged into the sand truck. Car, broke both legs, and then the construction site dug up the cable, injured several workers, and finally even got food poisoning, almost shutting down the entire construction site.”

Huber's memory is still very good, and he suddenly remembered the situation at that time.

Tang Wenge nodded lightly and said: "That's right, I was about to collapse at the time. You must know that the land is the hope of our Tang Corporation's rise. If something happened, our entire Tang Corporation would have to pay for it. It was too dangerous at that time." .”

"Yes, sir, I remember that you found several so-called masters at that time, but none of them were really capable. At that time, you were so anxious that your mouth was full of flames. Later, I wanted to invite masters, but you said, it's okay, you have found them." People who can solve things, and then things will really be solved.”

"Yeah, I just had no choice but to ask Huang Shisan. Huang Shisan ordered me ten roasted chickens, and five bottles of Erguotou solved it for me. At that time, I thought it would be nice to have an immortal at home."

When Tang Wenge said this, Huber was stunned for a moment and said: "Master, this fairy sounds good. Since Master has Huang Xian's help, why bother to ask Mr. Xiaoye?"

After hearing this, Tang Wenge smiled wryly and said, "How could it be so simple, Huang Shi left as soon as the enshrinement period expired 30 years ago, otherwise I wouldn't be able to travel thousands of miles to ask Taoist Hu."

"Oh, so that's what it is."

(End of this chapter)