my husband is a monster

Chapter 17 If You Miss Once, I Will Kiss You Once

Ahhhhh... She was spanked by him.

"You crazy, I'm going to kill you." Gu Die collapsed, did he explode like this in his dream?Such a man, why is his mind smaller than the tip of a needle? Gu Die began to doubt life.

"Want to take revenge?" Si Xiyan raised the corner of his mouth and said lightly.

Gu Die struggled a bit, the sweatpants were pulled up, she felt the sense of humiliation subsided a little bit, she wanted revenge, she wanted it very much, she couldn't understand if she didn't ride this man under her body and hit him a hundred times The hatred in her heart!
"If you want to, follow me obediently." Si Xiyan flew up, and Gu Die screamed in fright.

Why does she have this kind of dream, she doesn't want to dream anymore, she needs to wake up quickly.

"Miss Gu, let me teach you how to shoot. If one day, you have the ability, you can kill me with a gun." Si Xiyan put Gu Die down, and Gu Die dared to open his eyes. shooting range.

In a wide open space, there are all kinds of guns, and in the distance, there are bullseyes with little red dots. Gu Die rubbed her eyes, she just wanted to know, why is she still awake?
"Okay, pick up the gun and shoot it for me." Si Xiyan restrained his smile, his serious look made people daunting, even in his dream, he was dignified and compelling, Gu Die muttered.

Reluctantly walked over, I didn't expect that the first time I dreamed of shooting a gun was in such a situation.

She picked up a laser gun, fantasizing that she was a warrior, she thought she would hear the sound of bang bang bang, but she squeezed it, but it didn't go off, so desperate...

"Miss Gu, don't you know that the bullet should be loaded first?" Si Xiyan frowned, his expression serious, and he looked very scary.

"I don't know what's wrong, I don't want to learn anymore." Gu Die sat down on the spot with a puff, and she lay down again, closed her eyes, maybe she would wake up in a second.

"It hurts me to hit someone. Do you want to learn?" Si Xiyan squatted down beside Gu Die. He looked at Gu Die who was trembling with her eyes closed. If she doesn't learn now, how will she deal with his defenses in the future? What about the danger?

It is impossible for him to let her go. A mortal who has his own hundred years of cultivation, as she grows up, will become a tonic for the evil spirits dormant in the dark. There is no way to save her life. How to deal with this.

Gu Die opened her eyes, she looked at Si Xiyan with a gloomy expression, she was about to cry, did she destroy the whole universe in her previous life?
Is it okay to be a passerby, this is not a dream, why is she still awake, she doesn't want to see this big devil for a second, how can there be such a man in this world, Gu Die really wants to say something loudly, don't learn, don't Covenant, not love.

But looking at Si Xiyan's frowning and his slender hands, she gritted her teeth, "You are the most shameless man I have ever seen."

Si Xiyan looked at Gu Die, and just smiled with his lips curled up. When he smiled on his indifferent face, his already startled face was even more confusing.

Gu Die pursed her lips. She looked at all kinds of guns spread out, "It's not that I don't want to learn, but that I don't understand them at all."

"It doesn't matter if you don't understand, I'll teach you, you first understand the short gun, this is a Mohe gun, [-] bullets each time, the shock force is the smallest, come, I will let you disassemble this gun first." Si Xiyan Walking behind Gu Die, he picked up a short gun from her side and said.

Gu Die looked at him suspiciously, this dream was too real.

Gu Die watched him disassemble the gun step by step, the details were very clear, she frowned, and immediately became interested.

The old master taught her how to practice martial arts, and her mother taught her acupuncture and moxibustion, the supreme Chinese medicine, but this devil wants her to learn how to use a gun?
Gu Die watched him dismantle it several times, she only hoped that she could remember these things after waking up from the dream.

After all, with her current strength, she couldn't even touch guns.

I don't know if it's because he wrote too many novels, or his thoughts are too unconstrained, but Gu Die actually thinks what he said makes sense.

Gu Die looked at this short black spear, its name is Mohe Spear, right? What a weird name.

"You try it." Si Xiyan said as he handed the gun to Gu Die's hand.

Gu Die took it over without hesitation, and tried to disassemble it. It seemed so simple, why is it so difficult?
Oh, I'll go, sure enough, in the dream but not in the dream, she is a rookie in front of this man, and she is crushed in every way.

Who the hell said that people dream, as long as they are in the dream, the person is the protagonist, no matter what difficulties they encounter, they will overcome them perfectly, and the monsters and ghosts in the dream can never beat the protagonist. , I'm a rookie, not to mention, I don't have a lot of skills.

"It's normal if you can't learn it, learn slowly, get acquainted with the gun first, and try shooting it." Si Xiyan looked at Gu Die's ever-changing expression and said with a smile.

He loaded the gun and raised his hand to shoot. With a bang, Gu Die narrowed her eyes and only saw the red heart in the distance. She flattened her mouth, tsk tsk tsk, why on earth would she have such a dream? ?
"You come." Si Xiyan handed the gun to Gu Die and said lightly.

Gu Die took it over, why didn't he wake up from the dream? Although he didn't have a smirk at the big pervert at this time, his serious appearance made Gu Die even more frightened. This man revealed the essence of a devil all over his body. .

He handed it over, but Gu Die didn't dare not refuse it, she raised her hand, aimed her eyes and fired a shot, the slight vibration made her hand tremble, it felt so real.

Gu Die narrowed her eyes, the bullets she fired didn't know where they went...

"Miss Gu, you really impress people!" Si Xiyan raised the corners of his lips and looked at Gu Die, with a sneer in his eyes.

I really want to scratch his face...

Gu Die held his breath, and hit him more than a dozen times in a row, but missed a single shot.

The smile in Si Xiyan's eyes deepened, Gu Die is so angry, but she still has to keep smiling, she is a lady!
Gu Die wished to wake up from this dream quickly, but she couldn't wake up anyway. As soon as she turned her head, a big hand covered her head, and a cold mouth covered her.

After a long time, Si Xiyan let go, his eyes were as deep as an endless black hole, and he said, "Miss Gu, if you miss one hit, I will kiss you once."

Gu Die's eyes widened. There is absolutely no other such shameless person in this world.

In her widened and slightly angry eyes, Si Xiyan's figure faded away, and Gu Die only felt that her eyes went dark. When she opened her eyes again, she looked at the familiar and warm big bed. The dream last night, She never wanted to dream again in her life.

(End of this chapter)