Emperor Phoenix

Chapter 134

Both Chu Feihuan and Xiao Jue glanced at Suxuan—except for them, Qi Fan, Su Xuan and the others still only knew Qin Changge's identities as "Mingshuang" and "Zhao Moyan". After being imprisoned, he asked to go overseas to "welcome back the queen", but was rejected by Qin Changge on the pretext that the time had not come. Chu Feihuan was noncommittal about Qin Changge's continued concealment, while Xiao Jue felt that the fewer people who know about secrets, the better , not only safe, but also comfortable in my heart-look, only I know her most secret things... Oh, and Chu Feihuan, alas... If he doesn't know, how good?

"It's okay, she was a blessing in disguise." Chu Feihuan gave a rare shallow smile, "It is said that due to the limitation of innate physique, the inner strength that could not be cultivated to a higher level, but because of this thing, it has broken through and achieved great strength, so She's in a good mood, don't you see that?"

"Well," Suxuan nodded, "It's best for her to protect herself. By the way, I don't know how Rong'er's martial arts are doing? The Langhuan secret book I gave him contains some ancient methods for strengthening the body. You must look look look……"

He couldn't get the last few words stuck in his throat, staring at what Qin Changge brought out with a smile, how could he remember what to say?
Dangdang a few rings, clear and loud.

At the same time, three spoons were broken and two pairs of chopsticks were dropped.

Only Chu Feihuan was drinking health-preserving tea with his expression unchanged - he had seen the mold in the kitchen yesterday, so he was mentally prepared.

... Then what is that?
It was white, round, thick enough to be as big as a pan, and it was a piece of pastry-shaped thing, with some candied plums and fruit pieces stuck to it in a mess, spelling out a crooked crab-like word: "happybirthday".

Of course, they naturally don't recognize it.

That word is as ugly as a turtle crawling, but there is actually a naked man standing on the big pancake—it is really a naked man, a miniature version of Xiao Rong, Prince Xiao’s Q-version cream portrait, wearing a soaring crown, wearing the "emperor" new clothes", pointing to the sky with one foot and straddling the ground with one foot, "asking God to drink urine".

Prince Xiao stood proudly next to the big Xiliang Prince cake, carefully admiring his heroic appearance with a serious attitude compared with a real person. When he made the second request, the old lady looked at him strangely for a while, and finally drew I chose five pictures that obviously look like him but feel a bit exaggerated and distorted no matter how you look at them:
The first picture: He is hugging an ugly girl (the prototype is Sister Furong, of course Baozi doesn't know her) and dawdling desperately.

The second picture: He was lying on the ground, his pants were torn by a bulldog and fluttered in the wind.

The third card: He grabbed a handful of poker cards, with the note swaying all over his face.

The fourth picture: He and a toothless old monk are fighting for roast chicken.

The fifth picture: He straddled the rock with his feet, lifted the sky with one finger, boo boo.

Baozi looked at the picture from left to right and then from right to left, but he couldn't find a satisfactory one. He hated Qin Changge, you bitch, why do you hold grudges so much?Mistake girl, do you remember until now?Also, why do you only remember when I was in a bad situation?My wise and majestic jade trees are facing the wind and the wall is full of spring scenery, but the heroic appearance of a pear tree pressing down on a begonia, why don't you draw a picture?
He wanted to play tricks, but he saw the stinky girl smiling and asking: "Don't like it? Don't? Then forget it, you don't want it yourself..."

Gritting his teeth and stomping his heart, Baozi pointed at the nude photo angrily—in any case, just let the pose be more chic and look more brave, as for the clothes... Forget it, we are all men, it doesn't matter.

"Push!"

Suxuan was the first to laugh. He has always been an uninhibited person, and he likes to do whatever he wants. After the initial shock, he immediately laughed, grabbed the spoon again, looked at the cake with narrowed eyes, and said with a smile : "What thing? What's written on it?"

"This is called a birthday cake. There are overseas characters on it, and it's called Happy Birthday." Qin Changge put the cake on the table, and looked at the poor-looking cake except for the naked man made of molds. Zhong Shiji lamented his culinary skills, slowly took out five small red candles, carefully inserted them around the naked man, and greeted Xiao Rong, "Come, Prince, blow out the candles and make a wish."

Having already been familiar with the modern birthday celebration process from his mother, Baozi immediately tiptoed and blew out the rest of the lights in the hall, leaving only five malnourished thin candles fluttering in the dark, reflecting the handsome faces of all the beautiful men indistinctly.

All the beautiful men stared at Xiao Baozi, who was so solemn and serious that he was chanting with his palms together in the fluttering red light.

What scripture is this kid reciting?

After Baozi finished reciting the scriptures, his cheeks puffed out, and he was lucky, and blew hard.

There was a slight wind and a light rain.

On the opposite side, the unlucky Rong Xiaotian was furious, "Xiao Rong, blow out the candles as soon as you blow them out, why are you spitting?"

Qi Heng smiled and looked at the candle, "Tsk tsk, where did you blow it out, it was extinguished by saliva!"

Xiao Jue stared at his son, talking about practicing martial arts every day, saying that it is important to establish the foundation of martial arts in early childhood, and the book can be read later-how come he has not learned how to control it even now?

Qin Changge smiled and prepared to avoid it, and asked his son, "What wish did you make?"

"If I don't tell you," Baozi recited the soap opera lines smoothly, "It won't work if I tell you. I will keep this beautiful wish in my heart and wait for the meteor to come true for me."

"Waiting for the meteor to help you realize it is better than waiting for the meteorite to hit your head, forget it..." Qin Changge sighed, "Next time I will definitely not talk to you about the Qiong Yao TV series..."

Before the words finished, Rong Xiaotian grabbed the fork that had been prepared, weighed it and said, "Is this for eating that doll? I think it looks good, I'll try it first."

A fork in the past.

Baozi's hair stood on end.

This feels so bad...

Before he could scream, five or six forks passed by, and the naked man disappeared.

Rong Xiaotian frowned and tasted the butter ears, "Sweet and sour, does this taste exist in the world?"

Suxuan shook her head while eating, "The ratio is wrong, you are much fatter than this."

Xiao Jue stared at the cake on the fork in astonishment, "Why is this part?"

Chu Feihuan smiled and looked at the piece of cake that Suxuan handed over, then looked at Xiao Baozi who was about to cry, shook his head, Baozi was overjoyed, and was about to say that you are the best godfather, but he said flatly: "I have to Leave a piece for him to taste himself."

Baozi turned his head away in grief, he couldn't see it!

Just spread your hands and ask his mother: What about the other two wishes I want?
Qin Changge glared at Baozi fiercely, and thought to himself, you boy, wait, do you think it's your birthday every day?Your birthday is over tomorrow, let's settle the score slowly.

Clapping his hands, the chef held his nose and brought out a jar.

Holding his hands far away, tilting his head, holding his breath, as if he would suffocate to death if he smelled more, the chef put down the jar stiffly, and ran away immediately.

Qin Changge didn't wait for the people who were eating the cake to react, and immediately put the jar next to the cake and lifted the lid.

At the same time, he quickly handed Chu Feihuan a handkerchief.

A strong, hard-to-identify but absolutely unpleasant stench rose up into the sky.

"Ah!" His Majesty, the noble emperor who must eat delicious food, was the first one who couldn't stand the stink bomb bombardment, and bounced away Zhang Xu with a swipe.

Su Xuanteng rushed to the tree in the yard, holding a plate of cake in his hand - he likes sweets.

Qi Fan looked at Chu Feihuan who was sitting upright and covering his nose with a handkerchief for a long time, so he looked very calm and perfect, and then looked at the two noble and beautiful men squatting on the tree and jumping to the courtyard wall. Finally, looking at Qin Changge, who was seriously unfair, he lamented: "The sex is not as good as others, what can I do?"

Qin Changge slapped a piece of cake on his face.

Only the steamed stuffed bun lay triumphantly at the mouth of the jar, ordered someone to bring a bowl of chicken shredded silver rice porridge, and used a small spoon to dig out a small square of something that looked like tofu but not like tofu, and ate it with gusto .

This is of course Baozi's third requirement, fermented bean curd, he has always loved porridge, and there are countless places selling porridge in Xiliang. The side dishes of porridge are actually pickled fish and the like, which is really unappetizing. Once I mentioned the side dishes of the previous life to Baozi, this guy immediately became interested and clamored to eat it. Qin Changge wanted to go to court. She was so busy trying to save her life and kill people, how could she have time to make pickles, besides, she was not good at cooking in her previous life, and she didn't remember much of it.

Now Baozi solemnly proposed in his birthday wish to eat "a side dish from your previous life", Qin Changge has always been the type of "I'm not happy, let alone you", so he immediately chose to make fermented bean curd with bad intentions.

Sure enough, he successfully smoked a bunch of pampered, well-born, and beautiful men, but he didn't want to be a birthday man, but he was tough beyond imagination. He didn't even hear the soaring stench, and went directly to the essence of the food.

"Fresh! Delicious!" Baozi took a bite and praised, "Mother, you really worked hard this time, I decided to forgive you for betraying me and abandoning me!"

"Thank you, my lord, for your generosity," Qin Changge smiled, "My lord, do you want a fourth wish?"

"Yes!" Big eyes turned around, "After hearing so many stories, I have been thinking about it for a long time. You say I am too young to go shopping. I am easy to talk, so I just ask a few people to come and see it." It’s done, remember, I want Luyao Pavilion, Zuihuaju, Elvlou, and Yudiechun’s four big oirans..."

"Bang!" His Excellency, who had just sat back and picked up the teacup to drink a cup of tea, accidentally crushed the teacup.

This time, instead of targeting Baozi, I went directly to the culprit: "You, you, you, why are you messing with him? How decent is this?"

Qin Changge glanced at him, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, the so-called death and rebirth, I guarantee that the crown prince will never have the desire to visit brothels after tonight's first oiran meeting with 'unique taste and unique taste'... "

(End of this chapter)