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Chapter 17 The Earth Immortal Chat Group

Chen Zixu had never encountered Wu Mengqian's situation before, but he could understand their feeling of being restrained.Even so, Chen Zixu was embarrassed to say "I will work hard", opened his mouth for a long time, and finally said: "Your sister still has three tests for me!"

"Just now in the car, I heard my sister say that there are three tests or something. What kind of tests are they?" Wu Mengqian's curiosity came up again, "Did you get the certificate after the test?"

"No, I have to pass the test before I can be said to be her...boyfriend."

"Is that so?"

Wu Mengqian seemed incredible.

Just as she was about to say something more, the door of the fitting room opened a crack, and Wu Mengqiu showed half of her face inside, and she waved to Wu Mengqian.

"Come here and help me see which one looks good."

Wu Mengqian lay back, looked at Chen Zixu and said, "My sister called you!"

Chen Zixu: "..."

Wu Mengqiu rolled her eyes: "Damn girl, I'm calling you! Come here quickly!"

Wu Mengqian said "I don't like being with you", stood up lazily, and moved into the fitting room step by step.

Sitting on the chair, Chen Zixu sighed: "This is really unfair, whether it is a perfect face or a monstrous figure, it is all used on one person!"

Wu Mengqian, who entered the fitting room, said to her sister Wu Mengqiu, "Sister! Chen Zixu praised you!"

Wu Mengqiu and Chen Zixu: "..."

The fitting room is really not big, just two square meters in size. A hanging mirror is attached to the wall. In the mirror, there are two very similar looking women, one naked and the other with arms crossed.

Wu Mengqian curled her mouth and asked, "How can I help you?"

"Help me button the button on the back, and then check if it looks good!"

"You are the one who buys the underwear, not me, and the underwear is worn inside, so it's enough if it's comfortable to wear, why do you care if it looks good or not?"

Reluctantly, Wu Mengqian buttoned the buttons on her sister's back.

Wu Mengqiu twisted her body left and right, looking at her perfect figure in the mirror.

After hearing her sister's words, she turned around again: "Then why did you pick left and right when you bought underwear before? Back then, you didn't focus on comfort and look good!"

"I am me, you are you!" Wu Mengqian said, "Sister, why did you become smug?"

"It's a woman's nature to love beauty. Besides, I am a normal beauty lover. How can I be so stinky?"

But Wu Mengqian had a meaningful smile on the corner of her mouth: "Sister, is it because of that person?"

"Which one?"

"Here, the man sitting outside!"

Wu Mengqiu said sullenly: "He? He is ugly, short, and has no taste in clothes. What can I do because of him?"

"Eh? No, sister, I'm actually surprised. He's clearly from the countryside. Although our family doesn't have any prejudice against country people, our identities are too different after all. It stands to reason that he and us are two different worlds." The person who is your friend." Wu Mengqian moved closer to her sister and said, "But you and him are... both boyfriend and girlfriend, I'm curious what's going on? Is there something about him that attracts you? But again What is it?"

Wu Mengqian couldn't figure it out as she was poking her pointed chin with her little finger.

Wu Mengqiu looked at her lively but curious younger sister, and felt amused: How could you guess and imagine it?Even for me, having experienced it, it still feels unreal.

Thinking about it, she seemed to see two men again, one old and one young, suddenly appeared out of thin air, and then the old one disappeared out of thin air.There are also acupuncture points from the air, and that kind of... thing!

Chen Zixu told her that there are gods in this world, and that old man is one. If she hadn't seen it with her own eyes, Wu Mengqiu wouldn't believe it.

The two sisters were trying on clothes in the fitting room, and Chen Zixu was not idle outside.

The phone rang, and it turned out that it was the old man of the river god who finally wrote back.

Yesterday, I was chatting with Zihe Land. The old land man asked him to worship the old man of the river god as his teacher. Chen Zixu thought that he is a god, and it must be right to worship him as his teacher, so he sent the request for apprenticeship with the fairy voice on his mobile phone. The Xianyin account was given by the land.

The old man replied briskly, saying that he already had more than 80 apprentices, and he didn't care about one more, so he agreed.

Chen Zixu was still thinking about the [Earth Immortal Chat Group], so he asked the old man River God: Master, are you in that Earth Immortal chat group?Pull me in!
Then a system message appears:
"System prompt: Master Ziyang Heshen invited you to join [Earth Immortal Chat Group], do you agree?"

It's a fool who disagrees with something you dream of!
After agreeing, [Xianyin] software group chat list also displayed a (1/1) prompt like [Haha].

"Well, there can only be one in this group chat."

As soon as I entered, I saw a lot of people chatting, and of course some welcomed me into the group.

Zicheng: Wow!There is a new member, is it a girl? (*＾3＾)/～☆
Ziwen: Hot photos of beauties! (><)
Zikui: Don't be funny, didn't you see that the name is a man?
Ziyang: Let me tell you, this is my new apprentice, man! ! ! (Laughing dish)
When Chen Zixu saw the master appearing, he raised his eyebrows, but the following words almost made him close his eyes again.

Ziwen: Huh? @子阳 Hello pervert, male apprentices are also accepted!
Ziying: Summon the group leader!
Zikui: Summon the group leader!
……

Gong Yan: The leader of the group is here, and the gods avoid it! [呲牙]︿(￣︶￣)︿

Ziwen: Hello, master!

Zihe: Hello, master!

Ziyang: Hello, master!

It seems that this "Gong Yan" is the master of Ziyang, Zihe and others, one level higher than the "Zi" generation, that is, his own master.

When Chen Zixu saw his master appearing, he thought he should say hello and be polite, but he saw his master send a message.

Gong Yan: Well, you are also good!Ziyang, you have a new apprentice?How many are there?
Ziyang: (ω) It’s all about fate. No.80 four.

Chen Zixu hurriedly added: Master, hello!
Gong Yan: Chen Zixu?This is the name of the lay family, it is fate to meet each other, how about I give you a fairy name?
Chen Zixu, who was holding the mobile phone, said "huh?" He didn't expect to have any "Xianjia name", but it was just a name, and he didn't care.

Chen Zixu: Alright, thank you master for giving me the name! (>ω*)

Gong Yan: Hmm... I will call you "Wen Ke", isn't it good!Keep your heart and morals, a gentleman!
Chen Zixu: Very good name, thank you master! _|＼○＿

Zikui: Red envelopes are the best way to thank you!convex ('0) convex

Zicheng: Red envelopes are the best way to thank you!convex ('0) convex

……

Yes, be cheated!

Chen Zixu really had a headache for a while, thinking that I have nothing, what should I send you?

Suddenly my eyes lit up, and I remembered the few things I grabbed in [Haha] yesterday. I used one [Golden Light Talisman] before, but I haven’t used the others yet, so let’s send it out here!

Chen Zixu: Attention everyone, I'm going to give out red envelopes!

Choose those things, point your finger, and the red envelope will be sent out.

"System notification: Gong Yan snatched the red envelope from you."

"System prompt: Zikui, Zicheng, and Ziwen also robbed your red envelope."

"System prompt: Your red envelopes will be snatched up in 1 second, Zikui is the king of luck!"

Zikui: Not bad, not bad, I even snatched a [Li Huo Pill]! [laughing out loud]
Ziying: I didn’t get it, so I want to resend it! [crying]
Ziyang: Is @子kuiyunwang going to post one? [hook finger]

Ziying: The king of luck @子kui, post one!
Chen Zixu was checking who had robbed his red envelopes, besides Zikui who robbed [Lihuo Pill], and Zicheng who robbed [Viper Grass], Ziwen Grab [merit] 13 points.

After thinking about these things, Chen Zixu felt that he would not be able to use them for the time being. [Lihuo Pill] sounds advanced, but Chen Zixu didn't dare to use it. Just think about the things he had eaten before that he had eaten Buyuan Pill and Jiaojiao Cooking Wine. up.

As for the universal currency and [marriage talisman], he hesitated to keep it. Although he still doesn't know when it will be used, let's keep it first.

[The author has something to say: Because the hard-working class time has started again, there will be very little time to code words in the future, and I don’t know when I can sign a contract, so I decided to temporarily update it every day during this period, and the update time is fixed. Around 6 o'clock in the afternoon every day.If you sign a contract, at least two updates a day.Thank you readers for your support. PS: I hope everyone will leave more comments in the book review area and ask for five-star praise. 】

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