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Chapter 24 Toad Yuan Mansion

Standing by the side, Chen Zixu watched a game of fancy chess with his eyes wide open.

With Cheng Men Lixue's respect for his teacher, Chen Zixu hadn't spoken before.

Until Ziyang Heshen was about to play a "bomb" in this game, Zihe Tutu sighed and said, "Today I was unlucky and couldn't catch good cards! Let's play mahjong another day, and I will teach you to fight the landlord!" "

After finishing speaking, in the blink of an eye, he had already disappeared by the side of Biyun Lake!
The night lights illuminate the shadows of the gazebo swaying on the lake, like the feeling of Ziyang River God at this time.

"Ah! The master is as lonely as snow!"

The corner of Chen Zixu's mouth twitched, standing on the side, to the point where he couldn't bear to spurt blood.

It seems that Ziyang River God only discovered Chen Zixu at this time.

"Eh? What are you doing here?"

Chen Zixu slandered: You didn't ask me to come, if you didn't tell me some things when you passed on the secret book, I wouldn't be bothered to come here.

But you can't say that with your mouth.

"First, this disciple has not formally paid homage to master, this time I am here to visit your old man; second, disciple has encountered a lot of trouble recently, so I came to ask master for help."

With a wave of his hand, he put the chess pieces on the stone table away somewhere, Ziyang River God stood up, and when he walked past Chen Zixu, he said, "Follow me!"

Following the master to the lake, Chen Zixu was wondering where he was going, but Ziyang River God turned his head and reached out to grab his arm.

"Don't be afraid! Hehe!"

Before realizing what it meant, Chen Zixu was grabbed by Ziyang River God and jumped into the lake!
Without the "plop" sound of falling into the water, Chen Zixu only felt that he had entered a place similar to the space-time tunnel in film and television dramas.

There were some fast-moving light spots all over his body. Chen Zixu wanted to take a closer look, but his eyes were dazzled.

Then, suddenly, the scenery in front of him changed, and he came to a resplendent mansion.

What an eye opener!

Chen Zixu was stunned by the scene in front of him!

Isn't this... the Dragon Palace?
Indeed, here is resplendent and magnificent, with carved beams and painted buildings, and the architectural style is retro and magnificent!

More importantly, it seems to be underwater!

Schools of colorful fish, soft and floating seagrass, corals growing in patches, and...bubbles that you spit out when you breathe!

This riding horse is too similar to the Dragon Palace, if it is possible to list a team of shrimp soldiers and crab generals in front of this magnificent hall, it will be even more similar!
Although it was underwater, for some reason, Chen Zixu felt that he could still breathe freely, and he didn't have the uncomfortable feeling of being close to the water.

The God of Ziyang River took Chen Zixu's arm, as if flying, and went straight to the door of the main hall.

As it got closer, Chen Zixu discovered that there was a huge plaque above the door of the main hall, which was more than ten feet high.

On the big Zhu Jin characters, it says "Toad Yuan Mansion".

After passing through the dazzling scenery, Chen Zixu followed Ziyang River God into the main hall.

Getting started was shocked again.

This place is simply a temple, with a standing pure gold statue in the center!He was several feet tall, and his appearance was no different from the one next to Chen Zixu.Eh?There are also a lot of big golden and red fish shuttling back and forth... A lobster about half the size of a human is playing with its tail...

"Master, where is this?"

Although he already had a guess in his heart, Chen Zixu still asked.

"Stupid! After seeing the majestic statue of Master, you don't know that this is the dojo for Master!" Ziyang River God scolded, blowing his beard, "Why did I accept such a stupid apprentice like you?"

"Then why are these fish and shrimps here?"

The God of Ziyang River gave him a blank look: "Isn't that you?! That time you drank the 82-year-old daughter red that I treasured, and then you vomited it in the lake. Do you remember? These fish, shrimp, and so on It’s because of sharing your big tonic that they mutated like this. I have no choice but to raise them in captivity, otherwise the little fish and shrimps in the lake will suffer?”

Chen Zixu was stunned when he heard it, but he also remembered it.

Wasn't it the day he had sex with Wu Mengqiu?I drank half a bottle of Jiaojiao cooking wine by myself, and then I was so empty that I almost belched, and finally I was OK with Wu Mengqiu's yin and yang.

However, why is your 82-year-old daughter who is treasured by your old man popular again?
There is a second entrance behind the huge golden statue, and after entering, it is a small house similar to a courtyard, and it is also the place where Ziyanghe God lives.

Sitting under a toad osmanthus tree, Chen Zixu looked up at the blue waves rippling above, all kinds of fish swimming freely, and several rays of sunlight projected in from nowhere, turning into a rainbow.

"Is this the Immortal Cave Mansion? It's so beautiful! I'd rather stay here for the rest of my life, even if I don't give money!"

Ziyang River God gave him a brain collapse: "Stinky boy, you have a good idea!"

Grabbing a handful of unknown fruit, the old man said while eating: "You still want money? If you can get in here, I didn't ask you for money, it's not bad! I don't even think that this is something that ordinary people can get in if they want. place?"

"The apprentice just twitched his head, so he just talked about it."

Chen Zixu rubbed his head, then returned to the topic: "Master, teach me some skills!"

"You didn't learn to walk, so you want to run?"

"Master, this apprentice has encountered a problem! Just pick up those simple ones, such as spells, kung fu, teach me a trick or two, and I won't be bullied in the future, right?"

A sweet-scented osmanthus flower floated from the toad osmanthus tree, and the fragrance was very tangy.

Ziyang River God put the piece of sweet-scented osmanthus under his nose and sniffed it vigorously. After a long time, he replied to Chen Zixu: "Oh! You are my disciple. Although you have not passed any tests, you are my disciple anyway. How could I look at you? Are you being bullied by others? However, to practice martial arts first practice kung fu, and to learn the law first to refine qi, you don't have any internal energy, so teaching you those things is useless!"

Chen Zixu was very disappointed for a while, and said: "Then what should we do? You can't hide, right? But if you can hide from the first day of the junior high school, you can't hide from the fifteenth day."

Ziyang River God laughed, put the last fruit into his mouth, and clapped his hands.

He said: "Isn't it just a gang of hooligans? What else can I do to you?"

Chen Zixu cried: "Master, can you be the same? My apprentice beat him to death the day before yesterday, this is a big feud!"

"How big can it be?"

"There are people behind the house, the kind who kill and set fire."

When it was over, Chen Zixu begged again: "Master, how about you, old man, help me and come forward to settle the matter for the apprentice directly? Otherwise, if your apprentice is dealt with by others, I'll be fine if I lose an arm or a leg. I'm just afraid of those people." Uncle and uncle know, people talk about you behind your back, it's a loss of face for you!"

As soon as the words fell, Chen Zixu suffered a brain collapse again.

"How about playing aggressive tricks for Master? Don't look at how many years Master has lived, just put away your fancy intestines!"

But Ziyang River God saw that Chen Zixu really couldn't handle this matter, so after thinking about it for a while, he said, "Well, I'll let your second senior brother go over there to protect you for a while, anyway, he's usually idle, so let him come to your place." Live for three to five years!"

Chen Zixu smiled: "Master, isn't this second senior brother very powerful?"

Hearing this, Ziyang River God showed a meaningful smile: "Yes, he is very powerful!"

Thinking of Ziyang River God's incomprehension before, Chen Zixu expressed deep doubts.

"Okay, these things are not important, my teacher didn't call you here to solve your trivial matters!"

Let Chen Zixu stand up, Ziyang River God became serious, and said: "Your boy has eaten some marrow-cleaning and detoxifying things before, and then drank yang-strengthening cooking wine and other great tonics. You may have a little foundation, but later It was ruined by you, an ignorant guy who accidentally swallowed the Hercules Pill! The Hercules Pill is a pill that extracts the inner strength of the whole body. If you eat it like this, you will have buried many roots of disease in your body! If you don’t Get rid of these root causes for you well, let alone becoming a fairy or god in the future, whether you can die is a problem!"

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