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Chapter 7

I just opened the lid, let alone how it tastes, the aroma of the wine is really intoxicating.

Chen Zixu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, frowning and took a sip.

Because the wine looked dull and yellow, and it seemed to be a little bloodshot, which made Chen Zixu feel a little unclean.

When the wine comes to my mouth, I only feel the strong passion fruit flavor, of course, it still has a sauce aroma of wine.

Soft entrance, a line of throat.

This is really not an advertisement, Chen Zixu felt very comfortable.

A warm current rushed into the stomach, as if taking the Buyuan Pill.

At this time, Chen Zixu suddenly realized, he slapped his forehead and let out a oops.

"Damn! I still suspect that their online store sells fakes, but I don't even consider that they are a high-level civilization. Will there be fakes in a high-level civilization... Well, there may be, but I guess the fakes are better than those on Earth. Licensed goods need a blockhouse? Alas! I almost passed this good thing!"

After patting his chest in fear, Chen Zixu gulped himself down again.

This one is on top!
I tasted that point just now, and I didn't feel any alcohol strength, just fruity aroma and warm comfort, but after taking a big sip, I felt that the strength of this wine was still behind.

Because it's delicious, and he's ready to get drunk anyway, so he doesn't care if the alcohol is strong or not, he took one sip after another, and within three to five minutes, he had already drank half of the bottle.

The body started to get hot, just like when taking Buyuan Dan, but this time the hottest place was in the lower abdomen.

Chen Zixu's mind was still clear, and then he remembered that this wine was not an ordinary cooking wine, it was a wine brewed by that thing called Jiaojiao!
After feeling it carefully, a certain part really felt a little numb, as if being stimulated by something, but the feeling was not particularly real.

"Hey! What kind of wine are you drinking?"

Chen Zixu looked up, and it turned out to be the old man of the River God!

But the spirit of wine had already begun to come up, and just about to say hello to the old fairy, he lay down on the table with a "bang", unable to move!My tongue is too big, I can't speak!

The old man came and went without a trace, and was dressed strangely. He entered the pavilion, grabbed the wine bottle from Chen Zixu's hand, and smelled it first.

"Eh? This taste is so pure, and there is a fairy spirit in it, good stuff! Good stuff!"

In fact, Chen Zixu was still conscious at this time, but his body was indeed a little out of control. He wanted to take the wine bottle back, but he couldn't lift his arms at all!
The old man of the river god looked at Chen Zixu's flushed face, and said in a gloating tone: "You boy, with a mortal body, actually drank so much tonic. Big crime!"

Then, he raised the beard on his upper lip and blew on the mouth of the bottle.

River God: "Oh, it's really a good thing! It's a great tonic, it's a great tonic! If you take this one sip a day, you'll definitely enjoy it! Hahaha!"

Chen Zixu listened to the words of the God of the River, thinking that this was his own, and he had to get it back, so he stretched out his paws to grab the bottle, but his legs were weak, he couldn't stand up, and his body was weak, so he could only lie on the pavilion. On the table in the house, the tongue is so straight that he can't speak.

The God of the River took the bottle cap, sealed the wine bottle, and was about to hide it in his arms when he saw Chen Zixu's wide-eyed eyes, and looked at the cooking wine in his hand...

It's really not kind to take it away directly.

He rolled his eyes like that, and thoughtfully said, "Little friend, do you feel like your whole body is on fire right now?
In fact, this is a manifestation of your lack of nourishment... As the so-called yin and yang and the five elements are mutually reinforcing and restraining each other, you just drank this fairy wine, and the yang energy in your body is too strong. If you can't vent some of the yang energy, the consequences will be very difficult. !

However, I love helping people, so giving you advice is a piece of cake!It's just... as the old saying goes, there is no free love in this world, so you have to do something, little friend.

You see, this bottle of wine is my reward for helping you, old man, how about it?Then, if you don't speak, I'll take it as your agreement!So let's go now? "

Chen Zixu: "Huh? Uh-oh-"

The tongue is too straight to speak.

How efficient was the old man of the River God. He grabbed Chen Zixu with one hand and said, "However, you drank too much of this great tonic, um, I have to excrete some for you!"

As he said that, the other palm was lightly pressed against Chen Zixu's lower abdomen, and after a slight press, Chen Zixu made a vomiting posture, and a stream of filth spewed out from his throat!
These filth were spit on the shore of Biyun Lake, and some were also spit in the lake.

"Okay, you can go now!"

The old man with a white beard, Yang Heshen, looked at the filth Chen Zixu vomited out, shook his head and said it was a pity to himself, then stomped his foot on the ground, and the two of them flew away without being seen.

Perhaps the two of them didn't know that just after they ascended into the air, Biyun Lake was quite lively. Many fishes and shrimps began to flock to the shore area where Chen Zixu was just now, and then swallowed the vomit. !
A lot of insects also came to the shore, almost within a few minutes, like the autumn wind sweeping away the fallen leaves, they cleaned up the things on the ground. If you look closely, the soil on the ground has been gnawed off a thick layer. layer!
Flying high in the sky, Chen Zixu was completely weak. If it wasn't for the empty bladder and the small amount of alcohol he just drank, he should pee at this time.

The old man of the river god is very leisurely, with the wind blowing his beard, and he looks like a fairy.

In other words, I don't know how he avoided other people's eyes. With so many people, couldn't they see two people flying in the sky?
"It's bad, the old man doesn't know what type of woman you like?"

The old man of the river god suddenly said, "Look, little friend, do you like pure school girls, charming young women, or half-aged mistresses with still charm? Also, do you like fatter ones, or do you like Thinner one? Do you like watermelon seed face or winter melon seed face? Do you like a more upturned or flat ass? Taller or lower? You can tell me a word, and I can find it for you. "

Chen Zixu cried, your sister, how do you ask me to answer, my tongue is straight, I can't speak!

You said so many things are useful, it can only make my heart itch!
The old man Heshen also seemed to realize that Chen Zixu was actually speechless, so he scratched his head in embarrassment, and when he was about to say something more, he lowered his head and found that Chen Zixu's eyes were straight.

Following his gaze, I wiped it. It turned out that there was an extremely beautiful woman standing in a window of a high-rise building.

"Hey, Xiaoyou has taken a fancy to this woman, right? Good! I'll send Xiaoyou there right now."

Chen Zixu was very excited, the gods helped him find a girl!
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Wu Mengqiu stood by the window, thinking about the affairs of the company, frowning.

I don't want to, a golden light suddenly appeared in front of my eyes, and two men appeared, one old and one young, the old man's beard was snow-white, about a foot long, with a fairy style, the young man was ordinary-looking, and his clothes were also very ordinary, but his face was flushed, as if drinking He drank a lot of wine and was supported by the old one.

Wu Mengqiu was taken aback by the sudden appearance of two people, took several steps back and fell directly to the floor.

"You... who are you?"

I was really terrified. Rao has seen a lot of scenes, big and small, and I have never seen someone who turned a living person out of thin air. Besides, I don't have a magician at home.

These two people are naturally River God and Chen Zixu.

The God of the River stroked his one-foot-long beard, turned its gentle and kind face to Wu Mengqiu, and said, "Beauty, don't be afraid, we are not good people, there is a reason for this sudden visit, and I want to ask you for a favor." .”

"Not a nice guy? Uh..."

Wu Mengqiu got up and took a few steps back. Now she suspected that these two people had been hiding in her home before.

However, how did it suddenly appear in front of my eyes?
And this strong smell of alcohol...

"Who are you guys? How can I help you?"

Wu Mengqiu asked the two people across the sofa in the living room.

The God of the River said again: "It's like this. I, a junior, am too greedy to drink. I even drank the 82-year-old Daughter Red that I treasured. That wine nourishes the body. Look at him, it makes my body go limp!"

Wu Mengqiu: "..."

Chen Zixu faced the river god in his heart and drew countless cursed circles, saying, is that wine yours?Do you still have the 82-year-old Daughter Hong?Can Daughter Hong make up for the body?

(End of this chapter)