Yu Shimingyan

Chapter 33 Shi Hongzhao Dragon and Tiger Monarch Meeting (2)
About two months later, the commander of the superior suddenly sent to Xiaoyi store to deliver the military text.Shi Hongzhao went to the Xiaoyi store, and within a month, he had already left the store, and he was rude to him.It's just that he has the money around and is willing to use it, and he is willing to buy wine to entertain others, so everyone lets him.

Suddenly one day, Shi Hongzhao went to sleep in the shop.Yapu said: "I'm not interested in adding this guy to make people annoying." Just as he was burying his grievances, he saw a man coming from east to west, singing to Yapu, and asked, "is there a Shi Hongzhao here?" Here?" Yapu pointed to him and said, "I see you sleep there." Just because this man came to look for him, he helped Shi Hongzhao get rich and prosperous.Who is the name of this person?It's exactly: there is no support for two feet in the whole world, where old people don't meet each other.

The man who came to look for Shi Hongzhao was surnamed Guo, surnamed Wei, and his surname was Zhongwen. He was from Yaoshan County, Xingzhou.Ranked first, called Guo Dalang.Zensheng looks like?Raise the left foot, the dragon pans in shallow water; raise the right foot, the phoenix dances in the Danchi.The red light covers the top, and the purple mist covers the body.Yao has eyebrows and eyes, and Yu has soup shoulders on his back.Unless the emperor can arrange it, the following princes cannot suppress it.Because Guo Dalang was unsatisfactory in Tokyo, he once rushed to Pan Ba ​​Niang's hairpin. Pan Ba ​​Niang saw him out of phase, and recognized him as a brother.Because he went to Wali to watch, he killed the disciples in the fence and fled overnight.When he came to Zhengzhou, he came to join his sworn brother Shi Hongzhao.When I went to the kaidao camp and asked people, I was taught to come to Xiaoyi shop to look for them.That day, Shi Hongzhao was sleeping under the bunk house, and the shopkeeper called him to come and said, "Someone is looking for you. Please wait a long time." Said: "My brother has been away for a long time, and I am happy to be happy." Shi Hongzhao recognized his sworn brother, turned over and bowed.Bibi, ask each other about the movement.Shi Hongzhao said: "Brother, don't go anywhere else, just stay under my bunk house, and you have the right to sleep here. If you want money, I will ask for it from my family." Everyone dared not say anything to him, so he left Guo Dalang here. Sleep in the shop house.Guo Dalang lived there for a few days, but Shi Hongzhao was rude.The two brothers were in Xiaoyi's store, gambling every day, stealing chickens and dogs, blindly doing things that were not beautiful, and Hao Hao was so annoyed that the people in the village could not live.No one dislikes it, no one doesn't scold it.

The words are divided into two ends.But it is said that after Tang Mingzong died, Emperor Min ascended the throne.There should be insiders, and they should be ordered to marry outsiders.Among the numbers is Mrs. Chai, who took care of the situation and saw the prosperity in Zhengzhou, so she brought the house dowry and hoped that the prosperity would come.Came to Xiaoyi shop Wang Po's house to rest, looking for a nobleman.Mrs. Chai lived for a few days, and she didn't notice anyone passing by on the street.Looking at Wang Po, she said, "How can you be so calm on the street?" Yes." So she taught Wang Po to tell everyone, "Mrs. Chai will buy the market in the future." The two Guo Dalang brothers heard this, and discussed, "How much money should we spend to buy wine? How good is the Ming Dynasty? Shi Hongzhao said: "It's just selling dog meat. Ask someone to borrow a plate, a shelf, and an anvil knife, where you can steal a dog, kill it, cook it and sell it, but you don't need to go up." Guo Dalang said: "It's just Fang Zuo's family doesn't have this dog; we usually steal it, cook it and eat it all, and they don't keep dogs anymore." Shi Hongzhao said, "Wang Baozheng's family in the east of the village has a big dog, so we went to deal with Xio." A path came to Wang Bao's main gate.One lures the dog, and the other holds a stick. When he comes out, he needs to use a stick to defend and kill him.When Wang Baozheng saw it, he took out three hundred coins and said, "Forgive me, dog. You two go buy a bowl of wine." Shi Hongzhao said, "Wang Baozheng, you are so unreasonable! How can such a big dog go?" Only three hundred dollars? It’s my fault." Guo Dalang said: "For the sake of the old man, just take it at random." The two went to another place overnight to steal a dog, peeled it clean, and boiled it to a pulp.

Tomorrow, Shi Hongzhao is holding the plate, and Guo Dalang is hunched over the shelf, and comes to Mrs. Chai's curtain, calling: "Sell the meat." Put down the shelf, and the plate is on top.Seeing Guo Dalang through the curtain, the lady said in her stomach, "Where can't I find it? Where can I not find it? This noble man is here." She asked someone to bring out the plate and teach him a plate.Guo Dalang took the plate and cut the dog meat.Wang Po was beside his wife and said, "Madam Fu, this is dog meat. How can you eat it?" The lady said, "Buy it in the name of the market, if you don't want to eat it?"The two brothers Guo Dalang took the money, sang and thanked themselves.

For a while, buy the market.Mrs. Chai looked at Wang Po and said, "Ask my mother-in-law, I want you to ask me something." "Two ways are the most unreasonable. The surname of the meat cutter is Guo, and the surname of the plate holder is Shi. They both sleep under the shop in Xiaoyifang. I don't know if my wife asked them what they are doing?" The lady said, "I want to marry this slave." A man with the surname of Guo, who cuts meat, uses his mother-in-law as a matchmaker, and if he says it will be a kiss." Wang Po said: "Madam is such a noble person, I'm afraid I can't get close to him. How can I marry such a person?" Madam said: "Mother-in-law, please No matter, since I saw that he is a nobleman who has made a fortune, my mother-in-law went to tell me about it." Seeing what his wife said, Wang Po immediately went to Xiaoyi's shop to look for Guo Dalang, but he couldn't find him.Yapu said: "Drink in the hotel opposite." Wang Po came to the door of the hotel, opened the green curtain, came in and met his two brothers, and said, "Dalang, you can eat wine! There is a scene There is a great joy in the sky, I come to you, and I will sit in prison!" Guo Dalang said: "Your mother, you saw that I made some money, so you came to ask for money. But I didn't give you the money. I invite you to have a bowl of wine." Wang Po then said: "The old daughter-in-law does not come to ask for wine." Guo Dalang said: "If you don't come to ask for wine, I don't have a penny. When you have something to do, go eat the bowl. Shi Hongzhao said: "That woman of yours is so unreasonable! You know that we are not good-natured, and you kindly invited you to have a bowl of wine, but you refused to eat it. It seems that you first told me that my meat is dog meat, and almost taught me I didn't write an article; my wife taught me to buy it. You are so shameful, you still have that face to ask for money! You believe that I don't have any wine, so I will treat you to a punch." Wang Po said: "Isn't the old daughter-in-law Come to ask for wine and money. Mrs. Shilai asked Da Lang, and she was very happy, and she wanted to marry Da Lang, so I taught my old daughter-in-law to tell." Guo Dalang was furious when he heard this, and beat the old lady with his hand.Wang Po fell to the ground and said, "It's hard! I'm kind enough to say goodbye, but you hit me!" Guo Dalang said, "Who sent you to make fun of me! Let me spare you, old woman, you can go as you please, don't you?" Hit you. He is such a noble person, yet he comes to marry me?" Wang Po panicked, got up, left the hotel, and came all the way to see Mrs. Chai.Madam said: "My mother-in-law said that getting married is not easy." Wang Po said: "Teach my wife to know, because if you go to talk about kissing, he will call you. Tell the old daughter-in-law to make fun of him." Madam said: "It's a disadvantage to make my mother-in-law tired. I have no choice but to go for a while. Suffering. Let me have a gold hairpin with my mother-in-law first, and it's done, thank you very much." Wang Po said: "The old daughter-in-law dare not go. When I go again, I eat him and kill him, and no one persuades me." The lady said: "I I understand it. If you go to say goodbye empty-handed, you just say you are going to make fun of him; I will teach you to decide the future of this matter, and he will refuse to tell you." Wang Po asked: "But what is going to go?" Madam took Come out, teach the old lady to take a look, and scare the old lady to death.What kind of thing is this thing?Don't you see that Zhang has a wife, Chen Ping, who lives in a shabby alley with mats as the door.There are many elders outside the door, Fengzi is not an ordinary person.I don't see the single father Lu Gongshan choosing his son-in-law, Fan Hou and Liu Ji.During the ten years of Fengyun Jihui, Fan was the prince and Liu was the emperor.Since then, the famous name has been passed down through the ages, and the natural light is born.You see, if you marry into a woman's family now, you only choose high-rise buildings and rich people.The lady took out the fixed object and showed it to Wang Po. It was a 25 taels of gold belt.Teach Wang Po to go and fix Guo Dalang.Although Wang Po took advantage of Guo Dalang's losses in a timely manner, everything was just to move people's hearts, and she won the wife's gold hairpin and the gold belt as a guarantee, so she couldn't help herself.Immediately picked up the gold belt and came back to the hotel.

Wang Po thought on the way: "I didn't go empty-handed at first, and he beat me. Now I must have this gold belt. If he can't do it, he will beat me again?" When he came to the hotel door, he lifted the green curtain, and his two brothers , I haven't finished drinking yet.Going forward, looking at Guo Dalang, he said: "Madam teaches the message, I'm afraid Dalang won't believe it, first teach the old daughter-in-law to bring this 25 taels of gold to Ding Dalang, but ask Dalang to get it back." Guo Dalang said in his stomach: "I You don't have a single penny, you have to say it yourself. Whether it is true or not, I have to take this gold belt, but I don't care about it." At that time, Wang Po was asked to sit on the ground, and the bartender was asked to add a cup, and they ate wine together.After eating three glasses of wine, Guo Dalang looked at Wang Po and said, "Where do I come to ask for things to make a decision?" Get rid of a stinky oil edge, and teach Wang Po to do it back.Wang Po took the edge, couldn't help laughing, and said, "You're so easy!" Wang Po turned around and returned, and handed the edge to his wife.The lady also smiled and accepted it.

After getting married on that day, it was inevitable to choose an auspicious day, and the wife's family got married.So I invited my uncle Shi Hongzhao, and taught someone to go to Zhengzhou to invite my aunt Yan Xingshou to meet me.Mrs. Chai married Guo Dalang in the Xiaoyi store, but she returned home with her tent wrapped up and stayed there for a long time.The lady suddenly looked at her husband Guo Dalang one day and said: "If my husband is only here to stay together, when will he make a fortune? Why don't you write a book and teach my husband to go to Henan Province in Xijing to see my uncle Fu Linggong? How about a way to improve yourself?" Guo Dalang said, "I deeply appreciate my wife's wishes." Then he followed his words.Mrs. Chai edited the book, arranged the luggage, and chose a day to teach the nobleman to go on the road.When walking, the body is covered with red light, and after sitting, the purple mist is with me.Going to Zimo in the morning, a stick is a friend; staying in the post kiosk in the evening, a lonely lamp on the wall is a friend.He has become very expensive from time to time, but today he is a traveler.This noble man can't live without hunger, food and thirst on the road, and lives at night and walks at dawn.Otherwise, one day, I went to Henan Mansion in Xijing to ask for a place.When Guo Dalang came to Xijing, he hoped to join Fu Linggong and make a fortune.How did he know that he caused a catastrophe and became fatal.Exactly: Flying wings and soaring to the sky without reward, turned into a prisoner of heaven and earth.

When Guo Dalang visited Henan Prefecture in Xijing, he saw: the state name is Yujun, and the government name is Henan.With a population of over one million, the situation is a win for the moment.The city is vast, and the scholars and women in the six streets are in parallel;It is rumored that silk and bamboo play the voiceless music in another courtyard?The fragrance is scattered and beautiful, and famous doors open beautiful scenery everywhere.It is connected to Gong County in the east, Mianchi in the west, Luokou in the south, and the Yellow River in the north.Surrounded by the golden city, it vaguely looks like a crescent moon; the towering battlements seem to be towering.Tiger Fulong Festival Wanghou Town, Zhuhu Red House will be the home of the general.Don't talk about the former imperial capital, but it is now a resort.It's exactly: Spring is like passing through a heap of red brocade, and Xia Ruoqing is walking in a tent.Guo Dalang spent the night in the resting place, but tomorrow morning, he will come to take the book to see Fu Linggong.Thinking about it fiercely, he said: "A man should rely on his own ability to make a name for himself; how can he use the book of a woman to get in his own way?" Still received the book, came to the recruiting card in front of the Yamen empty-handed, waiting to deploy Li Ba Yu, come and meet him.Li Bayu asked, "Have you ever brought it?" The nobleman said, "You can." Li Bayu asked, "What is it?" , This is meeting money.Seeing that it is not the first time to talk about eighteen kinds of martial arts, he promised in his mouth: "Mr. Waiting for Ling will come out of the hall and teach you to participate in the audience."

From that day on, Rizhu went to wait and waited for him, and he was in charge of the pavilion for two months, but he never saw Ling Gong.Everyone in the store knew that the nobleman hadn't seen Fu Linggong for many days, so he said many times: "Officer, you have been waiting for a while. If Li Deployment asks for money, if the official doesn't give it to him, how can you see Fu Linggong?" "The nobleman heard and said, anger rose from his heart, and evil came to his gallbladder: "Yuan Lai, this thief, is like this!"

I didn't go to Yaqian that day and waited. I was bored and sat idle in front of the inn.I saw a fish-fighter calling for fish in front of the door, so Guo Dalang called to stop.With one pounce, he passed the fish.The fish catcher told the nobleman: "Last night, I was forced to spend a few pennies. I bought this fish to fight, hoping to win some money to take care of my mother. When I came out today, I never pounced on a penny; I was swooped by the officials. Now If you don’t have this money, go back to your mother. Officials can borrow this fish to go to the front, and when they win some money, they will return it to the officials.” Seeing that he said filial piety, the nobleman borrowed fish from him to fish.Pay him and said: "If someone has jumped, tell me." The fish catcher borrowed the fish to jump, and when he walked to the door of the hotel, he saw a person shouting, "Where is the fish catcher?" It was this guy who was called Puyu in the hotel, and Guo Dalang had a fight with each other, and it turned into a small battlefield in front of the hotel.

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