Yizhi arrives

Chapter 13 I'm Not Monkey King

The head of the cell opened the door and came in to persuade me, but I rushed over to snatch the bunch of keys on his waist, in order to open the cell next door and go in to beat the desperate gambler.

The shoes on his feet are exactly the same as the pair He Changshan wore in the first and second gates. No wonder why I thought He Changshan's shoes looked so familiar at that time.Think about Chaoyunge's shoes, they are ridiculously expensive, so I never bring duplicates.Thinking about it again, it must be him, He Changshan, who used me and Ah Piaoyi to chase away the people in the Jianghu, while he hid in the prison to avoid the limelight!

Although I am dull in qualifications, I can't beat Tang Menhua who is a professional, and I can't beat a small jailer?It's a pity that today is probably the opposite of the auspicious day of the zodiac. I never thought that even a small jailer could easily avoid the claws I stretched out, and could easily grab and bend my hand. All that's left is to catch him without a fight.Shocked, I heard the cell boss sneer at me and said: "My grandfather's grandfather used to be one of the four famous arresters in Beijing. Don't toast and eat fine wine."

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The cell boss probably checked the time, so he directly arrested me and sent me to be picked.Before going out, I clearly heard the suppressed cough of the desperate gambler, which was exactly the same as He Changshan's cough.Don't doubt my hearing, I have a bad memory, but my ears are very good, don't ask me, don't all the coughing sounds in the world are "cough cough cough", do you think your family is your son's dog and other people's belongings My son's dog barks like "Wow, woof, woof"?
Ji Yue taught me to have a tiger in my heart and sniff roses carefully.

He Changshan, we are not finished!

The pick and choose show girls are arranged in the small courtyard where A Piao and I went last night, and the young girls occupying a whole courtyard is better than spring.The yamen servant Lao Wang is forming a formation for the girls, as if he wants to go in batch by batch to be picked.

The old Wang said with a paralyzed face: "Don't be too happy too soon. Someone from this palace will choose a talent show, just like you sift flour at home. You have to sieve it layer by layer, and keep the best ones before you have a chance to enter." Gong is the empress. Hurry up and line up to get your number and write your name. If you haven’t been selected for a while, our county magistrate has prepared a pack of soft cakes for comfort, so don’t forget to take it.”

The crowd was in an uproar.

The cell boss took me to Old Wang and told me: "This girl is like a monkey, you should watch it tighter."

"Godfather..." I struggled.

"Who is your godfather!" He pushed me away, and Lao Wang grabbed my arm to prevent me from moving.

I'm sure, this old Wang is still brooding over the fact that A Piao and I secretly used the yuan wood of his deceased daughter to deceive and kidnap me. The hand that grabbed my arm was not light, but fortunately I don't have much flesh on my body. , he is not very good at exerting force - the cheap bone hurts his hand.

When the prison chief left, Lao Wang threw me a number plate, put me in a crowd, and warned me: "If you do anything wrong again, be careful with your skin." Then he went on to do other things.

I stood in the crowd and immediately searched left and right, but I couldn't find A Piao, and I counted that little girl three times in my heart.You said that she was so affectionate when she watched me being taken away outside the city, but no matter how I turned around, I didn't see that she really came back to look for me.She probably figured it out, there was no need to jump into this fire pit.

However, the lonelier a person is, the more noisy the surrounding voices will be.

"It's so mysterious, what do you want to do when you go in?"

"Of course it depends on whether you are pretty, whether you have a good figure, and what else... Check whether each of these is a big girl with yellow flowers!"

There was a burst of laughter.

No wonder they speak bluntly and behave roughly.Women in the folk are no better than ladies of the family, and they are exposed to all kinds of religions and nine streams in the street every day, and they are born in the countryside. They don't shy away from talking. matter.

"Hey, let me tell you, do you know why the censor is a monk this time?" Someone wentssip again.

When I heard the word "monk", I pricked up my ears and listened carefully.

"Because monks are not men!"

"Fuck you, eunuchs are not men!"

"Because a monk cannot marry a wife!"

"It's far away, it's far away, let me tell you, the monks in Xiangguo Temple are very good at reading faces, and they will know who the queen is when they look at it!"

I couldn't help but sneered and interjected: "If this is the case, why let you little sparrows go to the Phoenix Hall to make a fuss? Take a step back and say, if the monks in Xiangguo Temple are really so powerful, they can know where the queen is by just pinching their fingers. Do you need a draft girl?"

The talking girl pouted and looked at me, blaming me for dismantling her platform, and pulled a few companions around me to isolate me.

Hey, women are really stingy.

I was embarrassed, and I kicked the stones under my feet to entertain myself for a while. Two young monks came out and asked our group to go in.

The little novice is very cute, and Xiangguo Temple is really not a place to raise the poor. Even the little novice is a first-class boy. If he can return to vulgar life in the future, I don’t know how many young girls will fall in love with him.However, the expressions of the two little guys were not good, looking at a woman was like looking at a scourge, and they heard the two of them whispering to each other, one asked the other: "How is the injury on the uncle's body?" The yellow water still said nothing happened, and I don’t know which shrew did it. What Master said is true, women are the most terrifying creatures in the world, so we must respect them and keep them at a distance.”

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As soon as he entered the room, Rukong stood alone in the room, and he had already changed into a light blue Zen robe, like a lotus in clear water, emerging from the mud without being stained.When he saw me looking at him, he smiled at me lightly, until my heart was sore, and the little novice's words were still lingering in my ears, and he immediately regretted the bad words he had spoken to him before.

Looking at the room again, there was no other equipment, just a few rows of small square stools neatly arranged, the girls didn't know what kind of formation it was, they asked questions all over the place, and took the opportunity to rape the monk.

"Female benefactors, please sit in the next row." Rukong asked the leading girl to go to the second row, and sat down one by one.I only sat in the even-numbered rows.

When I passed by Rukong, my heart was flustered, I walked past him for a moment, and quickly said "I'm sorry." I didn't even dare to look at his handsome face, and walked over in a hurry.

Rukong waited for everyone to take their seats, and said something like this: "Female benefactors, although the folk customs of Dazhou are open, the traditional etiquette must be respected. The poor monk is a monk, and the four elements are all empty. He is free from the defense of secular men and women. This time The emperor sent poor monks here to respect the female benefactors. So now, please take off your shoes and socks, and lift your bare feet on the square stool in front of you."

When he was halfway through his words, I heard something was wrong, and when the words fell, the room immediately exploded.

"My lord, we chose a show girl, why don't we look at the face, and look at the feet first?"

"Yeah, what's so good about this foot?"

The two girls next door to me whispered: "Didn't you tell the monk to look at the face? Is it to look at the feet?"

"..."

"No, my mother said that my feet can only be shown to my husband-in-law. My lord, if you see them, you have to be my husband-in-law."

In the end, this person made it clear that he was flirting/playing, but the girls in the room responded and wanted to marry them like nothing.

I really couldn't see it, and yelled: "Hey, the monks said that the four elements are all empty, and they are not among the mortal world. He saw what happened to your feet, and he didn't dislike your smelly feet. You ignorant girls, don't be ugly. Defiled the Buddha."

Although I don't understand why draft girls have to look at their feet first, but as Rukong's brainless fan, she took off her shoes and socks without saying a word, put her bare feet on a small square stool to dry, and set an example for a group of girls , boldly said: "The monk attends the censor, you can look at mine first, I don't have foot odor!"

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At this time, the girl in front of me turned around and looked at me in shock, glanced at my feet, then said "huh", pointed to my right foot and said, "Wow, there are seven moles on the sole of your foot, so good! special!"

I was taken aback for a moment, but I didn't understand. What do you mean by the soles of my feet?
Hurry up and hang your right foot on your left thigh, and hold your right foot to look carefully.

I don't know if I don't look at it, but I was shocked when I saw it. Damn it, there were seven more black and Bulaji things on the sole of my right foot.I'm ashamed to think about it, this foot obviously grows on me, but I don't know what's going on.

"What kind of mole, my whole body is as clean as a boiled egg that has been peeled off its shell. It must be because I didn't wash my feet last night, so I got something dirty on them." All the girls gasped in disgust.

I wiped it and it didn't fall off.

I wiped it again, but it still didn't come off.

In a hurry, I wiped the entire sole of my foot red, but the few grains of black braj were still firmly embedded in the flesh and could not be wiped off.

The other is second, I'm afraid Rukong thinks I'm a dirty girl.

But at that moment, I suddenly remembered a wild joke about Tang Monk’s journey to the West that I had read before. It said that before the Monkey King was not Monkey King, Guanyin Bodhisattva said to him, wait until someone burns the soles of your feet. When you have seven moles, you will become the real Monkey King.

Now, I just want to know, who made me become Monkey King, who made me not me!
Ru Kong walked over, squatted down, and moved my hands and feet apart, to prevent my self-harm behavior.There was a slight coolness from his fingers on my hot instep, and immediately a girl screamed: "My lord, this girl didn't wash her feet yesterday!"

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"It's okay, the benefactor is really worried. The poor monk asked someone to wash it with a basin of water. If it can't be wiped off, let them grow. It won't hinder your health." He comforted.

I also dislike my feet now, and carefully avoid his hands.But I was a bit stubborn, so I asked Rukong and said, "Master Yushi, if you suddenly find out that you are pregnant one day, are you in a hurry? Can you feel the feeling of what you want?"

Rukong nodded, and touched my right foot again without being too dirty. The action was solemn and holy, and it would not make people think of words like inappropriate or indecent. I just feel honored and just want to Come on, why don't you wash your feet tonight?

"My lord, do we still watch the foot draft? We can't just focus on her, right?" Someone protested.

Clearly jealous.

Rukong glanced at me, there were too many meanings hidden in that flash that I couldn't figure out, I decided I didn't want to cause trouble for him again, so I kept my voice quiet and sat upright.Seeing the spotless bald head returning to the first row, holding the roster in his hand, he squatted down at the feet of each girl to check, and then picked some girls and asked about the family situation: what did their parents do, when they were born, what specialties they had, etc.Folk women are eclectic, and their answers are ever-changing.

"My lord, my father is a private school teacher, and my mother used to be Miss Qianjin, who eloped with my father."

"Reporting to my lord, my mother said that I was born on a snowy night, and there was a red light in the sky, which is a good omen!"

"Reporting to my lord, I know a lot. I can farm, weave, deliver cattle, sheep, pigs, cats and dogs, sing folk songs, and the best thing is salted eggs."

When asked about me, I opened and closed my mouth, not knowing how to answer.During the silence, someone already said for me: "My lord, she is the apprentice of the owner of Ji's Jade Shop. She has no father and no mother. She is a wild girl. My lord, it is better not to choose her as a show girl."

Hey!A cloud of anger suddenly burned in my heart, whether I have parents, whether I am a wild girl is none of your business, and you want to judge me?Don't you know that an abandoned child has the weakest heart and hates hearing others call her a wild child?
But as the apprentice of Ji Yue, the king of hypocrisy and righteousness, how can I be the one who is so easily defeated, and I immediately admitted with a smile: "Yes, Master Rukong, I am an orphan, and the master said that my parents died of strange diseases. Yes, in case there is something bad about me and I pass it on to the emperor, we will be inseparable by then..."

He raised his head to meet the sky-like clear eyes, despite the great pressure in his heart, he still resisted not to look back.

At this juncture, there is no room for retreat.

And Rukong said: "Amitabha, the female benefactor is smart and lovely, and in good health. Don't say these words that curse yourself." A girl is there.

I was overjoyed, and suddenly remembered that Ji Yue said that he had already established a relationship with Rukong in order to get me out of prison, and that Rukong did secretly release us last night, and we all escaped from the city, but luck Too back, met He Changshan and was arrested and brought back to the city, but you see that he hasn't asked me where A Piao is, maybe things are not as bad as imagined.

At least I have a great master, don't I?
——Song Xiaomi, your advantage of thinking of the good when encountering bad things is really commendable.

It wasn't until the lights came on and the selection came to an end, and the girls who went in and out gathered together to compare, that they knew that Monk Rukong had really looked at the feet of every girl in the yard.Could it be that there is really some mystery on this foot?
Fat Zhixian appeared at this time, took a piece of yellow paper given by the little novice, coughed twice to the girls waiting below, and announced: "Now this official is holding the list of girls who will be drafted. The following official The person whose name was read stands up—Song Xiaomi..."

My eyes suddenly went dark, and "gudong" fell to the ground.

(End of this chapter)