Yizhi arrives

Chapter 22 Flying to the Branch Black Master

Everyone in Dazhou said that Bengong flew up the branch and became a phoenix.

It was noon on the second day of February in the 43rd year of Shenfeng, and an imperial decree came from Caiyun Palace.

In accordance with the destiny of heaven, the emperor said: I only follow the law of the universe, and internal governance is the foundation of human relations.Teaching the family and the country, and the rituals and rituals are the foundation of kingship.Here is a daughter of the Song family, who is gentle and dignified in nature, virtuous in etiquette, soft and beautiful, and well-known in the court.I hereby honor the benevolent order of Empress Dowager Jingwen, and canonize her as empress.I hope that his sincerity and filial piety will serve him well, and his concubines will be respectful and thrifty.

Then Bengong added a phoenix robe and became Emperor Yongying's second wife.

According to unofficial folk history, after Emperor Yongying appointed the Song family as his queen, he was greedy for the beauty of the new queen, and stayed in Jiayi Palace every night with constant singing and laughter.So some people called me the new generation of "No. [-] beauty of the Great Zhou Dynasty", and some people called me the new leader of the world's vixen, but what's the matter with this palace.

In Jiayi Palace, Ben Gong sat on a golden phoenix chair, and pushed a piece of brocade silk to the hand of the man drinking tea with Erlang legs crossed, "Your Majesty, please sign before we talk about the rest of the work. "

The emperor put down his teacup, "What is this?" Recently, he was in good spirits when he had a happy event, his body and bones were much stronger than before, and his speech was full of air.

"You'll know it when you look at it." Ben Gong was not polite to him, and couldn't help but glance at the figure playing the flute behind the bead curtain.The man was wearing eunuch uniform, but his silhouette still couldn't stop his handsome and jade-like nature, his powerful aura was bubbling "PuffPuffPuff", presumably he was very unwilling to play flute for Ben Gong.When Ben Gong asked him to play the flute, he asked Ben Gong with a sullen face if he could change to another instrument, but Ben Gong ruthlessly refused.

"Will...edict...?" The old man called and read the first two words, put down the brocade silk with a frown, and questioned the palace, "The most poisonous woman's heart, I want to make a will for me before I die. What's wrong with Little Mini?"

The person who played the flute inside seemed to have played a wrong note, and the tune didn't sound so smooth.

"How dare the concubine, the emperor looks down, looks down." Bengong peeled off a longan and put it in the jade plate at the emperor's hand in a courteous manner.

The emperor inserted the longan into his mouth with a jade stick on the plate, babbling and continuing to read: "Why (Zhen) happened to (drive) touch (collapse) this (drink) (after)..." Spit out the fruit core, By the way, he let out a "bah", "Not in the same acupuncture point as Queen Song?"

Ben Gong nodded with a smile, and peeled another longan for him.

"Queen, you think too far." The emperor activated the skill of cynicism, and many small flying knives flew out of the deep and cloudy dragon eyes.

Bengong patiently explained to him: "Your Majesty, I have asked Nanny Rong, she said that the queen does not get divorced, only those who are thrown into the cold palace, and they have to go to the imperial mausoleum when they die. This concubine imagined what it was like at that time." Scene, you are lying in the middle, there is an old wife on the left, and a little wife on the right, after a long, long time, our three corpses absorb the aura of heaven and earth and become three rice dumplings happily playing in the tomb... The concubine can't do it."

The old man laughed "puchi", but he didn't swallow his saliva well. He covered his chest with one hand and coughed violently. What is it, what did you eat to grow up?"

The eunuch playing the flute came out in a hurry and rushed to the old man's back while rubbing his back while staring at Ben Gong with fierce eyes, the meaning in those eyes couldn't be more obvious, it was to blame Ben Gong for talking nonsense.Bengong is not afraid of him now, raised his eyebrows, peeled a longan and stuffed it in his mouth, and said: "What is in the head of my concubine, and what did I eat to grow up, maybe Ji Gonggong knows better than my concubine, please ask him, Your Majesty." .”

That's right, this handsome little eunuch is my former master and now my personal servant, Ji Yue Ji's father-in-law.

Ji Gonggong said to Ben Gong: "Ami, don't forget your current identity." It was still the same as a master teaching an apprentice.

Bengong immediately responded to him: "Grandpa Ji, don't forget your identity. Don't call me by your boudoir name, but say emperor, empress, mother, mother." Feeling refreshed, I never dreamed that I would have such a proud day in front of Ji Yue.

This is all thanks to the old emperor, he gave me two surprises on the day of my wedding.

Leaving aside the first surprise, let's talk about the second surprise, which is a good time for the red candle to weep and enter the bridal chamber.Ben Gong was stripped naked by a group of old nuns headed by Rong Nunnery and pushed into a large tub to wash up and down three times, then wrapped in a thin brocade quilt, and carried into Jia by four young eunuchs. Not long after on the big bed in Yi Palace, the emperor came in and smiled lewdly at Ben Gong.

Bengong said at the time: "Your Majesty, a sick person cannot indulge in lust!"

He held up a certain finger and shook it, without shy away from Bengong, and said bluntly: "My beloved concubine, don't worry, I couldn't be tough a few years ago." Hearing this, Bengong was not too kind and felt relieved. But the old man said again: "My concubine, do you still remember what I promised you?"

Bengong stared blankly at him, without turning a corner in his mind for a while.

The emperor clapped his hands towards the door, and immediately someone opened the door and came in.At that time, Bengong was wrapped up like a pupa, and could only move the part above the neck, so he twisted his neck and looked carefully at the person who came in. He was served by a navy blue eunuch, with his head bowed very low, and his steps were windy. He is not like a disabled person who has been castrated, and his figure is always very familiar to me.

"Aifei, this is your future personal eunuch, Eunuch Ji."

Ji Gonggong knelt down on one knee, and said in a low and suppressed angry voice: "The servant sees the empress."

"..." Bengong was stunned when he heard his voice.

The old man gloated: "Grandpa Ji, change the queen's clothes, I want to talk to her at night by candlelight."

At that moment, Bengong was like a caterpillar on a soybean leaf. When the soybeans were harvested, he was ruthlessly shaken and dropped into the mud by the farmer. He still felt a huge shadow coming. It was the farmer's sole that was about to fall and step on Rotten this palace's fat body.Bengong writhed in horror and shouted: "Elder-in-law, don't come here, I'm naked under the quilt—!"

……

Back to the present, the weather is gradually getting hotter, and it has been more than three months since the canonization of the new queen.

"Little fan." The emperor was calling me.

It's not good for him to call me a little fan in such a serious manner.Bengong bit the bullet and responded, and listened to him continue: "You have been in the palace for three months, have you ever found that there is something missing around you?"

Huh?Bengong lowered his head and took a look. Bengong's small purse was still there, and all his belongings were here, so he shook his head.

"You are the lord of the harem, in charge of the phoenix seal, and the mother of the world, how dare you ask about your phoenix seal?"

"Isn't it because the emperor was afraid that his concubine would not be able to do it, so he took it away?"

"Fart, I have a lot of things to do every day, who has time to take care of your women's affairs, the phoenix seal is in the hands of your eldest son, it's time to get it back."

Eh?Ben Gong faintly felt uneasy.

It seems that on the day of the draft girl, the eldest son of Bengong said something about the Phoenix seal, but he didn't pay attention at all at that time!

After the emperor established the palace, he has been sleeping on the big bed of the palace and refused to go back to his residence, so the palace patiently waited for him to fall asleep with the laughing father-in-law, and then turned into the toilet specially prepared for the emperor and empress through the side door Ruyifang, Ji Gonggong is always with him.

Ben Gong sat on the Ruyi bucket and asked Ji Gonggong: "The phoenix seal is of no use to me, can you not come back?" It's not that Ben Gong didn't do his duty, it's because the eldest son of Ben Gong didn't look like a good man to deal with. Bengong's little cleverness, if he can't beat him, why bother to humiliate himself.

However, Ji Gonggong looked indifferent, without any concern for the palace's feelings, and said coldly: "Empress, there has not been a queen in this world since ancient times who can live in the world without a phoenix seal. If you don't have a phoenix seal in your hand, your majesty Protecting you can muddle through, when the emperor dies, do you know what will happen to you?"

"..."

Bengong weighed it up, and then asked him: "Then how to get back Bengong's phoenix seal? Why did the eldest son of Bengong take a piece of something for a woman?"

Ji Gonggong's attitude towards Ben Gong is a bit awkward and the little daughter-in-law. I can only blame the emperor for being so unkind. He hid the fact that Ji Yue didn't sleep with Ben Gong for me. The emperor even warned Ben Gong: "I If I know that you told Ji Yue the truth, I will drag you out and kill Ji Yue together." Do you think the emperor is boring?Ben Gong is still enjoying it, and loves to see Ji Yue's aggrieved and aggrieved appearance now.

Then Ji Yue and Ben Gong explained the secret of the phoenix seal in the wishful room.

The phoenix seal of the Empress of the Great Zhou Dynasty is a pair with the jade seal of the emperor. It is not only a symbol of status and power, but also a pair of military symbols. There is a special army in the capital called the Phoenix Army that protects the empress. There are not a few of them. The two formations of the Feng Army and the Huang Army are both elites, and it is probably quite spectacular when they really fight.The Phoenix Army was directly under the control of the Emperor, using the Jade Seal of Chuanguo as a token of giving orders, while the Phoenix Army was directly under the control of the Queen, using the Phoenix Seal as a token.

Bengong interrupted Ji Yue: "Now that I don't have a phoenix seal, can't I call the Phoenix Army out to fight?" His eyes widened, extremely surprised.

Ji Yue nodded.

"Then if the eldest son of this Palace holds up the Phoenix Seal and asks the Phoenix Army to fight the Phoenix Army, will the Phoenix Army fight or not?"

"beat."

Complaining about the case, "Who made this broken rule for them?"

"...Ancestor."

Fengjun and Huangjun only recognize Yuxi and Fengyin, but not the emperor and empress. According to the complex of contradictions in this world, there are both disadvantages and advantages, but what is the point of discussing the pros and cons now? I just understand why the old man is so jealous of his eldest son - he really has the ability.When Empress Jingwu was buried, she could take the relics of her mother and use them as amulets.

"Why don't you just surround King Fulu and clean it up?" Ben Gong always asked some silly questions.Sure enough, Ji Yue looked at him like an idiot, which meant that Bengong understood that if things were as simple as Bengong's head, he would use Bengong to sit here and torture him.

"Tell me what you want me to do." Bengong himself couldn't think of any clever plan, but since we have already boarded the emperor's boat, then Ji Yue and I are like grasshoppers on a rope, living and dying together. The same hatred, the same as the latrine.

Ji Yue narrowed his eyes, and a silver light flew out of his sharp eyes, which made Ben Gong tremble, and Ruyi Tong followed suit, only to hear him say: "Just go and try to ask him to get it back, pull it back. If his IQ is lowered, we will work behind the scenes and force him to hand over the Phoenix seal."

Sounds like...a smart idea.

"Grandpa Ji, I want to take a shit, get the hell out right now."

(End of this chapter)