Wumeiyuan

Chapter 9
It was said that Hua Wenfang was about to go to bed, when she heard Wei Linchuan come back, she was dazed with fright, and said, "What's the matter? Let me out quickly!" Seeing him like this, Cui smiled and said, "You are so cowardly, you just came to steal someone's house." Wife?" Hua Wenfang said: "Would you like me to hide there?" Cui Shi said: "Don't panic, just squat down and crawl under the bed to hide, and when he falls asleep, let you go out. Don't make a sound, if you know, you and I will die." Hua Wenfang was dying at this time, ignoring the dust, crawling in like a dog, under the bed, tremblingly calling: "Quickly tell him to go to sleep." Cui Wenfang Shi said: "I know." He took a candle and came to open the door.Wei Linchuan came in and asked, "Why did it take me so long to open the door." Cui said, "I coaxed me to wait for a second, and I got impatient before I fell asleep." Linchuan said, "Does Xiaohong have these things?" Sleeping?" Cui said: "He is like a sleeping ghost at night on weekdays." After finishing speaking, he closed the door and entered the room.Cui asked intentionally: "You were drinking there, and you're only coming back now." Wei Linchuan said: "I was locked up in the study by Hua Wenfang, a dog head, and I was asked to kill Feng Xu. How much did he eat?" The cup went to his uncle's house, and Hua Youlian ate with me for a while, but he didn't come, I was thinking about one thing, and I slipped back when I was worried." Cui said: "When I think of something, this It's important." Wei Linchuan said: "That doghead Hua Wenfang is not a good person, just like a hungry ghost, he came to my house yesterday, intending to see you bow, and then sat in the guest seat, with two dog eyes Just tickle around in the room, don’t let him see you and lock me up at home. I’m afraid he will sneak away with you at my house today.” When he said this, he was silent.Cui Shi said: "What's wrong with me." Wei Linchuan said: "It's about you." Cui Shi spat: "You came back after eating dirty urine there, chewing and talking nonsense all day long, you put I treat her like someone, and I am not that kind of person." Wei Linchuan said: "If you were serious, you shouldn't have run away with me." When Cui heard that his hair was dripping, she cried and scolded: "You day Kill me, I have no conscience, how did my wife treat you? To this day, I will drink and drink with my mother." Linchuan saw that Cui was crying seriously, so he could only smile and said: "You and my husband don't gossip, just play around. Playing around, how did you recognize the truth." Cui scolded: "You are a robber who has a bad life, you can do anything else, is this matter of stealing people and raising them all because of others?" Lin Chuan laughed Said: "Is it me or not, please go to sleep!" Cui Shi said: "If you want to sleep, just go to sleep, don't mind my business." Wei Linchuan took off his towel, climbed into bed, put his head on the pillow, and got up call.Cui yelled for a while, then took the candlestick in his hand, turned it down, and took a sheet under the bed, only to see Hua Wenfang sleeping on the side, with a gesture of his hand, Hua Wenfang slowly crawled out from under the bed.Cui covered his body, went out of the room, and came to the guest seat.Hua Wenfang smiled lowly and said, "Scare me to death." She hugged her and begged for joy.Cui said: "No, I'm afraid that he won't be safe when he wakes up. I have a plan. Call Wei Linchuan to the mansion tomorrow, and tell the door not to let him back. Your garden is next door. Tomorrow night, take a ladder and climb up the wall." , I’ll take a stool to help you down, wouldn’t it be great. To avoid people seeing your flaws in the street, come and go from the wall, no one knows, no one knows, who knows, go back now!” There are poems to prove it:
The green bamboo snake sees its mouth, and the wasp gets a needle on its tail.

The two kinds are not poisonous, but the most poisonous to women's hearts.

Officer, do you think all women are poisonous?There are not many virtuous but not poisonous!Regardless of the records in the history books, Wang Zhaojun and Fanbei, Meng Jiangnv cried down the Great Wall, Chu Yuji committed suicide in the camp, and Huansha girl threw a stone into the river. Could it be that the hearts of the four ancients were also poisonous!It's not for this reason, since ancient times, Dao's lustful heart is the most poisonous, and every woman's lustful heart is always poisonous, and even those who are not poisonous are poisonous, this is called the most poisonous woman's heart.Hua Wenfang said: "Sister-in-law loves so much, just tell me how to bear it tonight?" Cui Shi said: "Today is absolutely impossible." Let go.So the woman gently opened the door, Hua Wenfang was reluctant to go out, but the woman pushed him outside and closed the door tightly.exactly:
Close the door and ignore the moon in front of the window, and tell plum blossoms to stand on their own.

Cui came back quietly into the room, went to bed and went to sleep.Let’s say that when Hua Wenfang came to the street, it was so dark that it was difficult to walk. He grew up in the gate of wealth and wealth. He had never walked on a dark road because he was greedy for flowers and lust. Slip, Park Dongyi fell to the ground.It turned out to be a bubble of shit, fell all over, and the stench was terrible, Mo Naihe got up, walked along the wall, after a while, he reached the door of his own house, knocked on the door with his hand, and asked, "Who knocked at the door. "Hua Wenfang scolded outside: "Damn you, don't open the door yet!" Hearing the voice of the uncle, the doorman hurriedly turned on the light and opened the door.When Hua Wenfang entered the gate, the doorman smelled a bad smell, so he turned on the lamp, only to see that the old man was covered in dust, and he saw that a person came back from the dark place looking ugly, and asked, "Why is the old man in such a state? Where did you come back?" ?" Hua Wenfang shouted loudly: "Damn you, what do you want?" She actually looked inside.The doorman was so bored, he closed the door.exactly:
Everyone sweeps the snow in front of his own house, but he cares about the frost on the tiles of his house.

He didn't look like a master, but Hua Wenfang came to the study and called, "You Lian! Come quickly!" That You Lian was already dozing off on the bed, when suddenly he heard the uncle calling, he hurriedly got up and walked in front of Wen Fang, Seeing the uncle like this.Asked: "Why does the uncle look like this?" Hua Wenfang said: "It was you who caused me to suffer so much that I almost lost my life. I ordered you to detain Wei Linchuan. Why did you let him go back? I was almost killed. He caught him and took his life." You Lian listened and laughed, "It's exactly:
I would rather die under the flowers than be a ghost. "

You Lian asked again: "How did the uncle escape and come back?" Wen Fang said: "Thanks to the woman's plan, she hid under the bed and let me out when he fell asleep. When I went to the street, something slipped and fell. If you are covered in feces, you will not be angry." Youlian said: "The villain went to relieve his hand, and when he came back, Linchuan disappeared. Don't be angry, wait for me to fetch some water and wash your hands with him." Busy He took off his clothes for him, washed his hands, and changed his towel.You Lian asked again: "Master, have you tasted women?" Wen Fang shook her head and said, "I was about to go to bed when I met him and came back and knocked on the door. The woman asked me to go over the wall tomorrow night." Can you come tomorrow? Shut Wei Linchuan in the study earlier, don't let him out.I went there in the evening, and rested in the study after I finished speaking, and I had to treat You Lian as a wife once.In the morning of the next day, Zhu Youlian asked Wei Linchuan to come to the door and knock the door with his hands. The woman and Wei Linchuan hadn't gotten up yet, when they heard the knock on the door, they asked, "Who knocked on the door?" The woman didn't agree, Linchuan said: "I'm talking to you, why don't you make a sound?" The woman said: "You'll kill me today. I don't know where you ate dirty urine and came back, and got drunk on our old lady. Today I want to make it clear. Cut it off, and went to the nunnery." Wei Linchuan said: "Sure enough, I was drunk yesterday, and I had some words. My good wife is magnanimous, and I forgive myself. This is called an adult who does not remember the faults of a villain, and will do it again next time. You can scold or beat a good wife." The woman couldn't help laughing, "You really have a sharp mouth, that speaks for you." Wei Linchuan said: "Even a dead person has to say he's alive. !" The woman smiled and heard the door knocked fiercely, Wei Linchuan hurriedly asked Xiaohong to open the door to see who it was.Cui said: "You are a good family member. Ask this little red to open the door. If you meet a bad person, he will come in and take away the guest's things. What will happen then? You don't get up and open the door yourself." Wei Lin Chuan said: "however, I hurt my body from eating last night, and I was a little lazy, or you get up and see who it is." The woman said: "I can't go. I don't comb my hair or wash my face in the morning. What if I'm a stranger?" Decent?" Wei Linchuan had to put on his clothes, came to open the door, saw Hua Youlian, please come in and sit down and said, "You got up so early today?" Hua Youlian said: "Because you slipped back last night, the uncle took me away. Punish me, and tell me to invite you over early today." Wei Linchuan said: "Please sit down, I'll wash your face." Hua Youlian said: "Go to my residence and wash your face!" Pulling him along, Wei Linchuan said "Close the door, Xiaohong." The woman in the room heard it and knew it.After a while, he entered the gate of the mansion, came to the study, and saw Hua Wenfang sat down after saluting.Hua Wenfang said: "Why did you sneak back yesterday when you were doing well? My uncle didn't see you when he came back, so I didn't fall asleep all night." Linchuan said: "The villain never closed his eyes when he went back." Wenfang said: "Why don't you Sleep?" Lin Chuan said: "Sit down and think about your ideas." Wen Fang said: "Have you got an idea? Tell me quickly." Lin Chuan said: "After the villain has washed his face and eaten some snacks, we can talk about it." Wen Fang Hastily ordered Wei Linchuan to speak out his idea of ​​harming Feng Xu.exactly:
It is easy to dodge an open spear, but it is hardest to defend against a hidden arrow.

I don't know how to harm Feng Xu, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down

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