Journey to the West: The Great Sage of Water Spirit

Chapter 185

Shui Ling and Nezha took office at the Jade Emperor, and they brought Pi Han, Pi Shu, and Pi Chen to the Tianhe Navy.

Arriving at the Tianhe Navy, Shui Ling saw a scene completely different from the heavenly soldiers and generals he had seen before!This day, every one of Tianhe Shuijun's body was full of murderous aura, and they were extremely brave at first glance.

Seeing Shui Ling's surprised look, Nezha laughed and said, "Do you think that in this Heavenly Court, except for those who were on the list of the two religions during the Conferred Gods Period, everyone else is a fool!"

Shui Ling: "Isn't it?"

Nezha: "Then what do you think of these people in front of you? They're also cowards? They're drunk and hungry?"

Shui Ling: "That's not true. This group of sailors are really elite soldiers. It seems that this is because they often fight monsters from outside the territory! Otherwise, it is impossible for Jade Emperor, a waste material, to refine such an elite soldier!"

Nezha: "Then do you want to know what it was that Marshal Canopy was demoted for? Back then, Marshal Canopy was very handsome. Do you want to know how he became a pig?" The more Zha talked, the weirder the smile on his face became.

When Shui Ling heard what Nezha said, he immediately knew that there was something tricky in it!Interest also came up: "Could it be possible to have some secrets? Tell us and let us have fun!"

Nezha: "Speaking of which, this old pig is considered a hero under Marshal Tianpeng. He has almost never been defeated in battles against monsters outside the territory. He has the ability to cross weak waters, and he has the strength of Da Luo Zhenxian He joined the Tianting Navy for less than a hundred years, and he was promoted from a captain of the navy to a general of the navy because of his military exploits. It can be said that when this pig head was around, the navy only recognized old pigs, not even the Jade Emperor. Even if the Jade Emperor wants to mobilize the navy, he has to go through this pig's head, how can you say that the Jade Emperor will agree!"

When Shui Ling heard Nezha's words, he couldn't help being taken aback. He really didn't expect that this old pig really had such a heroic side.It's right to think about it immediately, no wonder the old pig has become what it is now.The current Jade Emperor is those stupid emperors of the Southern Song Dynasty, and the old pig is Yue Fei.Unexpectedly, this pig also came with a bloody master of high merit!But having said that, the old pig was much worse than Yue Fei, Yue Fei would have died, but the old pig didn't die!He even threw himself into a pig fetus and became a pig, and his life was worse than death. Is there anything worse than this?If the old pig has watched the movie "Tang Bohu Spots Qiuxiang" by Master Xing, he will definitely shout loudly, who dares to be worse than me!
Nezha: "It's okay, the most is to let the Jade Emperor demote him to the earth! It's not like letting the Jade Emperor play tricks and turn him into a pig. What kind of hatred do you think can make people arouse?" Such a vicious approach?"

Shui Ling: "The hatred of killing one's father and one's mother! The hatred of taking one's wife? Or blocking people's way of making money?" said doubtfully.Then I thought it was wrong!Needless to say the first one, the Jade Emperor has no parents, how can law enforcement make money?The Jade Emperor is rich in the world, who can block his way!Then there is only the hatred of taking his wife!
But who is the Jade Emperor's wife!Queen Mother!Could it be that Xiaojing pig is so capable that he stole the Queen Mother?No, there seems to be a saying in the previous life that the old pig stole the Jade Emperor's lover, Chang'e from Guanghan Palace!In this way, this old pig really deserves it for casting a pig fetus!I can't bear the fact that I'm a man, wearing a green hat.

Nezha: "You can't guess it! Let me tell you! This pig's head really deserves to have a handsome face before, and it gave the Jade Emperor two green and green hats in a row." Speaking of the last Nezha, it was very strange. laughed.

Shui Ling was stunned when she heard Nezha's words, you~ Mom!what happened!This old pig is too capable!Two green hats? ? ?Didn't that steal the Jade Emperor's wife, Queen Mother, and lover Chang'e? ? ?This is too incredible!Isn't the Jade Emperor's head turning green and purple! ! !Could it be that the Jade Emperor has some physical problems?Otherwise, how could wives and lovers steal people!Also stole from the same person.Thinking of the end, Shui Ling couldn't help showing his imagination and YY!Now the expression on Shui Ling's face is extremely rich!Because since Shui Ling entered the world of Journey to the West, nothing has happened more explosively than this.

Seeing Shui Ling's expression, Nezha knew that he had guessed something, and immediately said: "You may have guessed a little bit, but I can guarantee that you didn't guess completely right. You must know that I was shocked when I found out! The Jade Emperor It's wearing two green hats! But it's definitely not the one you imagined."

Shui Ling couldn't help being shocked again, the possibility he thought was already exciting enough, could there be something even more exciting?Could it be that the affairs of the Jade Emperor's family have become so complicated that even a person from the 21st century can't even have sex with him?

Nezha: "In fact, all the gods in the sky know about this, but this is the rebellion of the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor will go crazy when he is mentioned. Not to mention the ordinary immortals, even the disciples of the two sects are not Dare to mention even a word on this matter. I think you have guessed one, that is Chang'e of Guanghan Palace! There is also another lover of the Jade Emperor, Ziyu Fairy."

After hearing this, Shui Ling couldn't help but think that it really exploded even more, and this made another Jade Emperor's lover.Shui Ling is more and more suitable for the old pig now, your mother~, it’s a big deal for others to steal one, but you steal two, no wonder the Jade Emperor hates you so much!If you don't cast a pig fetus, who will cast a pig fetus!

Nezha may also have the heart of gossip, and now he is unwilling to give up until the Jade Emperor's bottom is cleaned up.Nezha: "There are even more ridiculous things! The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother have been married for countless years. They were appointed by the Taoist ancestor! But what you can't think of is that the Jade Emperor is not married at all. I haven't met the Queen Mother even once."

Shui Ling was stunned. The Jade Emperor never touched the queen, so where did the seven fairies come from?
Nezha: "Do you want to ask where the seven fairies came from? Right? I guess even the ghosts don't know about this! The Jade Emperor thought that we immortals didn't know about it! But which fairy doesn't know? Really It's ridiculous. Originally! This incident is true, and few people will believe it when it is reported. But later, you also know what happened to the Seven Fairies! Is there a normal father who treats his daughter like this? So those Those who didn't believe it believed it!"

After coming to Journey to the West, today can be said to be the most shocking day!Today this is the best news one after another.

(End of this chapter)