Happy Farm Ranch

Chapter 245 Mountain Village Self-Defense War (2)

What comes through the window is not the cool breeze, but the billowing smoke!

The puff of smoke was obviously intentionally released by someone, and it even seemed to fan the house specially. Huang Mao felt that he was choking, and tears flowed from his eyes. He hurriedly took a few steps back, coughing and rubbing his eyes vigorously.

"Hahahaha, let's see if those turtle grandchildren look like smoked ants?" The laughter from the courtyard was obviously from the kid king, his little face was smeared with soot, and he held a The fan was able to fan the thick smoke into the room, and there were two children squatting under the window, throwing wet branches on the fire, and the thick smoke filled the room, and they were all fanned into the room by the fan.

This kind of smoking game is more enjoyable for the children one by one.

In the past few years, every summer when cicadas were rampant, there were black clouds lying on the trees by the river.When the weather cools down in the evening, the children gather firewood in groups, and then pile it under the tree to let off smoke. When the cicadas are smoked, they will fall into the fire with no open flame, and will be slowly burned. Roasted into fragrant and crispy cicada meat.

If the fire is too big, not only will not much cicadas be smoked, but also the cicadas that fell into the fire will be burned into black charcoal and cannot be eaten; what’s more, the tree will be burned; There are many, but the temperature is not enough to know that if it falls, there is a chance to fly away. Even if some fall in the fire, it may not be cooked at all and cannot be eaten.

Therefore, smoking can be regarded as a technical job.

At least someone like Su Mu would never be able to grasp the heat.But boy scouts do this kind of thing a lot, and they are the most suitable to use to smoke people!
Since last year, under the call of Su Mu to protect the big willow tree by the river, the children obediently flicked the flashlights to find the monkeys, and never smoked the ants again. Speaking of which, they still let them have a good time today Woolen cloth.Kid Wang had a great time playing with the two little ones, billowing thick smoke fanned into the room, choking Huangmao and his party howling ghostly.

Even so, they refused to be soft-spoken, and kept cursing without stopping.

"It seems that they are still not thirsty. Well, let's continue to burn the fire and make the fire vigorous. Later, we will use sweet potatoes to roast beggar chicken." Su Mu happily came to inspect the work with his hands behind his back. The faces of the three of them were dripping with sweat, and with a wave of their hands, they replaced the three little guys to smoke;

Next to the big stove at the back of the house, a strong young man handed firewood to the other and stuffed it into the stove vigorously. There was a blower blowing beside it, and the flames were soaring high!

The light of the fire made sweat dripping down the excited faces of the two boys, but they were quite happy, and they muttered while stuffing firewood: "Old man, just now I was afraid that you would not be good at acting, and you wouldn't be able to trick them. Thinking of these idiots, I went in! Hahaha, now we will take the blame for you and kill those bastards!"

"Why do I watch TV dramas every day, so can I act? Isn't it just pretending to be a softie, it's very simple! Huangmao and the others thought that we didn't dare to do anything to them when we came here the previous two times. I treat everyone as persimmons, so I dare to let them enter the house. Hehe, from now on, we have to let Huangmao walk around the flower pool!"

The village head was very happy, directing the work with a cigarette in his mouth.

"Well, don't bother playing. Xiao Huang has already said that although the corn seeds planted by the machine are easy, they are prone to short seedlings. When it gets cooler in the afternoon, the farm has to replenish the seedlings. Whoever has work in the afternoon will go back to eat and rest early. "Old Hei came in from the back door of the kitchen, and saw that they were stuffing firewood in full swing, he reminded honestly.

"Don't worry, we won't delay the business, but we are patronizing the fire, and we don't know what the effect will be there? My old uncle is really honest, and he really brought them a pot full of tea water, although Xiaoqiang added some to it. Material, but it is considered water anyway, if you are thirsty and take a few sips, it will still help!"

The guy stuffing the firewood wiped his sweat and smiled badly.

"I hope they drink a few sips, that's worthy of the broken teapot I found out after digging through the sheepfold for a long time; by the way, I have cleaned it several times!" The young man handing the firewood was completely gloating. expression, he really wanted to see how Huangmao and the others were so thirsty, sipping tea half-soaked with urine from the broken teapot.

Old Hei stepped forward to help move the firewood, Hanhan smiled and said: "You guys have it, you haven't heard of 'children's urine is medicine', well, I really want to drink it, maybe it can cure kidney deficiency!"

"Hahahaha, then you have to remember to ask them for medicine money!" Several people in the kitchen immediately laughed.

While they were talking and laughing, Huang Mao and his party, who were half-choked to death with the fire burning in the room, finally couldn't bear it anymore.

I drove all the way here and turned on the air conditioner. I didn’t feel much. After getting out of the car, I was directly trapped in the house. I didn’t drink a sip of water for most of the morning. ;The billowing smoke from the front window brought the heat wave rushing in, making people dare not even breathe in the air; as the temperature of the heated kang increased, the whole room was like a steamer!
But the weather today is very good, the big sun is like a fireball, all kinds of heat piled up together, making the throats of a group of them itchy and uncomfortable, seven or eight people crowded on the ground in the hut, and the smell of sweat was everywhere!
"Fuck, I'm so thirsty! Where's the teapot? Hurry up and let me moisten my throat!" Huang Mao didn't care about disliking the hot tea at the moment; he didn't have time to despise the broken teapot, his attention was all on That's not too much for a pot of water.

Just now I smashed the glass with the spout of the teapot, luckily I didn't be stupid to pour out the tea at that time, now there is still half a pot of water in the broken teapot, it is impossible for each person to share a mouthful, Huang Mao wanted to swallow it all by himself.

The group of younger brothers who brought him were also eager to have two sips of water at this time, but since Huang Mao didn't say anything, they didn't dare to ask for water.

In the eyes of Huang Mao at this time, the broken teapot full of scratches and gaps in his hand does not look shabby at all, as long as it can moisten his throat and replenish some water, it doesn't matter whether he uses a broken teapot or a purple clay pot!
Can't wait to grab the kettle, not too hot, Huangmao picked it up and poured it down his throat!

"Damn it, what the hell is this! Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah... vomit..." Just as the half pot of water was poured down, Huangmao twisted his face and bowed his head, spitting out all the water.

At the entrance, I can only feel a smell of urine rushing straight into my stomach; it is also mixed with the smell of sheep and dung, and several disgusting smells are mixed together, which makes the yellow hair instantly understand, looking at the light yellow like tea It's definitely not made of tea leaves!
Thinking of this made him feel even more disgusted!So it's not worth spitting out all the water he drank, Huang Mao vomited out all the food he ate in the morning!
(End of this chapter)