League of Legends Rookie Light

Chapter 71 What is a dick?

Zhang Hao is an only child, but his father is not an only child. He also has an uncle and an aunt. Ever since they dealt with a house left by Zhang Hao's grandfather, their family and uncle's family have basically lost their friendship.

Zhang Hao's aunt also took time to visit Zhang Hao's house and gave a few hundred dollars to express her affection, but his uncle didn't even show his face. Feeling very good, I look down on Zhang Hao's father from the bottom of my heart.

The admission notice also came from Shanghai University of Finance and Economics at the right time. Looking at the magnificent campus picture on the notice and the gate of the university, Zhang Hao wished he could rush there in an instant, because this gate was the place where he had an affair last time.

After all, a summer vacation is over, Zhang Hao is also full of nostalgia when he thinks about leaving this place where he has lived for 18 years, but for his own life, this is a must experience.

"The day of graduation, the time of rising." This is the goal Zhang Hao set for himself. During this trip, he will make a good appearance to repay the kindness of his parents.

In the afternoon, Zhang Hao walked out of the house, dragged a huge suitcase, and embarked on the journey. His parents followed him and walked out of the house together. The neighbors on the street looked at the family, and each had their own thoughts.

"Hey, the son of the old Zhang family is promising. He went to Shanghai. The school will be fine."

"Hmph, it's up to you when the time comes, what's the use of going to college."

"Hey, by the way, didn't you say last time that your son can go to a second college? Why did he go to a junior college?"

In a word, the tongue-twisting neighbor who asked was speechless. He used to say that Zhang Hao was not good, but now, it was his son who was not good, and he slapped him in the face.

The sound of their conversation gradually disappeared, following Zhang Hao's footsteps.

However, it’s all over, the end is also the beginning, the 18 years of Xishan have passed, and what awaits me is the unknown journey of Shanghai.

Originally, Zhang Hao's parents wanted to send him to the train station, but Zhang Hao had a mission!After taking a taxi, I said goodbye to my parents.

"Hey, Jing Yu, have you gone out yet? I'm ready."

"Ah...that, it's all right."

"Well, it will be over soon."

Zhang Hao hung up the phone, feeling weird, why Jing Yu on the phone was a little unnatural, he didn't understand until he got downstairs to Jing Yu's house.

Jing Yu was wearing a pair of white trousers today, her beautiful legs were straight and slender, and her upper body was a black bat suit, showing a capable style. With the newly cut bangs, Zhang Hao suddenly felt a little sluggish.

Zhang Hao swallowed protease, this is the girl who wears the school uniform all day long, pure and charming coexisting, isn't it too beautiful, but he didn't forget the person next to him.

"Yo, the squad leader is here too." Looking at Song Ren in front of him, Zhang Hao also understood something.

"Zhang Hao, isn't Song Ren also in Shanghai, let's go together, we can take care of each other on the way." Jing Yu smiled, a summer vacation seemed to make her more confident.

"Well, good, good." Zhang Hao agreed, while despising Song Ren, he is really a wretched and evil guy, and he tried to get close to Jing Yu with his lust. Fortunately, he acted quickly and made an appointment for Jing Yu to go with him in advance.

Song Ren didn't expect that Zhang Hao would also go together, and his expression was a little unnatural: "Well, yes, we are all together, so it's good to go together."

"Let's go, my family's car is parked in front, and it's easier to go to the station." Song Ren's family has a good financial situation, so he naturally has a natural sense of superiority.

Originally, Song Ren was going to invite Jing Yu to take the plane, but Jing Yu insisted on taking the train, so Song Ren had to change the means of transportation. At this moment, Song Ren understood why Jing Yu had to take the train, and why there was Zhang Hao everywhere. He was already going crazy.

The three of them were chatting, and they arrived at the station not long after they got on the train, and sat around a table for four people. Jing Yu sat down first, and Zhang Hao took advantage of his body to sit next to Jing Yu, happily. He looked at Jing Yu.

Song Ren took a step too late and failed to fulfill his wish. Zhang Hao looked smug and asked Song Ren to sit down. Next to Song Ren, an uncle-level figure came, watching Zhang Hao and Jing Yu sitting together, Song Ren sat down. Benevolence is beyond words.

Zhang Hao got into the University of Finance and Economics through sports, but Zhang Hao has his own considerations, and hopes to transfer to a higher major such as computer science.

Both Jing Yu and Song Ren applied for majors in economics and management, and Zhang Hao also had to lament that a person's ability determines his altitude.

On the way, Song Ren kept showing off his culture, and talked with Jing Yu about those high-level business and management topics, just to prevent Zhang Hao from interjecting, and Jing Yu was also more curious, but chatted with Song Ren a lot.

Zhang Hao now regrets that he didn't study well, but not reading doesn't mean he doesn't know much, it's just that not everyone understands this kind of professional stuff.

"Squad leader Song really knows a lot." Zhang Hao complimented Song Ren in a timely manner, thinking of something wrong.

"Everywhere, it's all the most basic." Song Ren was very proud, seeing that Zhang Hao hadn't interrupted for a long time, he was secretly happy.

Zhang Hao smiled, looked at Song Ren and said, "Squad Leader Song, do you know potato shreds?"

"It's just shredded potatoes."

"Do you know cucumber shreds?"

"Just shred the cucumber, what's the matter?" Jing Yu was a little curious, why did Zhang Hao ask such a simple question.

Zhang Hao smiled and continued: "Squad Leader Song, do you know what a dick is?"

"It's just cutting the dick into shreds."

After Song Ren finished speaking, he thought about it for a while, and felt that something was wrong. He blushed immediately, and looked at Zhang Hao with a smirk on his face. Song Ren was suffering and couldn't tell. , It hurts to think about it.

Jing Yu was a little curious: "What is a dick? Doesn't diaosi describe the kind of boy who is not motivated?"

"Yes, yes, our Squad Leader Song reacted too quickly." Zhang Hao was secretly pleased, and Song Ren sometimes spoke without going through his brain, hey, really...

Song Ren, who was bullied by Zhang Hao, was also embarrassed to say anything, so he wanted to explain the story of Diao and Si to Jing Yu?I can't expose Zhang Hao at all, this joke is too evil.

Zhang Hao still wanted to tease Song Ren, and continued: "Let me tell you a joke. There is a mental hospital, and a patient is going to be the director. There is a doctor on duty in each building, and he answered his questions." , can continue to go up, and finally reach the dean's office."

Both Jing Yu and Song Ren looked at Zhang Hao, and listening to him, Zhang Hao paused, and continued: "During the first layer, the doctor asked, 'It's green, with black lines, and it's red after cutting, which is it? What?' the mental patient answered 'watermelon' without hesitation!"

"On the second floor, another doctor asked: 'There is something to eat, it has a shell, inside is red skin, yellow beans, what is it'? The patient answered without hesitation: 'Peanuts'!"

"On the third floor, I have reached the gate of the courtyard office. The doctor at the gate asked: There is a kind of fruit..."

Speaking of this, Zhang Hao paused on purpose, as if he had forgotten the next story, Song Ren was very anxious: "Hey, and then, what happened to a kind of fruit?"

Zhang Hao scratched his head: "What kind of fruit is there? It seems to be yellow. It's the kind of yellow skin that can be peeled off. What's that?"

"Is it a banana?" Song Ren's reaction was extremely quick. Just as Jing Yu thought it was a banana, Song Ren had already said it.

"That's right, it's bananas!" Zhang Hao was very happy as if he finally remembered.

"Well, then what then."

"Then~" Zhang Hao said with a smirk on his face, "Then the patient became the dean."

"Puchi." Jing Yu covered her mouth for fun, and she realized at this moment that this kid Zhang Hao was fooling Song Ren again.

Song Ren also understood that he was cheated by Zhang Hao again!This girl set herself a trap, and she was too careless, and was punished twice.

"Hehe, don't be angry, big monitor, we were just joking."

Zhang Hao has already put a big hat on Song Ren. As long as Song Ren is angry, he can't afford to play. Song Ren is too angry now, Zhang Hao secretly smiled. In this state, it is possible to hold back internal injuries.

Sure enough, Song Ren didn't talk much along the way, but Zhang Hao chatted with Jing Yu, making Jing Yu laugh from time to time, so happy.

"Well, it seems to have developed again..." Zhang Hao silently commented on Jing Yu's changes in his spare time.

(End of this chapter)