God come to my bowl

Chapter 38 0040. Salty Vegetables?Let it go, time will dilute everything.

Habits are a terrible thing.

"Don't be self-willed, big money. The CD-ROM operation starts with me. Come here. This is the spinach I cooked specially for you. It will detoxify and nourish your skin, making your skin fair and bright, like a girl, and eternally youthful." A large bunch of spinach was put into Shangguan Li's bowl, with a concerned smile on his face.

Let you be self-willed, you always order so many vegetables even though you like meat, don’t you know that carnivorous animals will feel very bad when they see vegetables?I don’t know that carnivorous animals regard green vegetables as class enemies, can they see them without seeing them?Now there are so many embarrassing things on the table openly, how can they be so beautiful.

The tragic story of Shangguan Li proves: You have to pay back when you come out to mess around. Everything you have experienced today is what you created before, and you have no right to feel sorry for yourself.

What's more, she was just creating opportunities for these two people. When Shangguan Li saw the extra nasty food in her bowl, she always pushed it into other people's bowls reflexively.She didn't dare to give back to the two of them, so only Chang Qing...

"I don't want this dish, Qingqing, you come and eat..." As if throwing something terrible, she quickly transferred the dish that had just arrived in the bowl to Changqing's bowl, and unconsciously called out what she wanted to give to Changqing. Nickname, acting coquettishly, soft tone...

Suddenly the atmosphere became weird, Li Ruiyi's triumphant smile, Wei Qi's playful eyes, Chang Qing's relieved tone, and her cute expression...

She blushed all of a sudden, at a loss, not knowing how to end it.

You can't say: "I'm sorry, you all misheard and misread... I didn't serve him food, I didn't call him Qingqing... This was a mistake, a beautiful mistake."

No matter how you look at it, there is a feeling that there is no silver 300 taels here.But if she wanted to admit it, she was still very shy.

Don't look at her being extremely flamboyant at ordinary times, once the critical moment comes, she often loses the chain, and she doesn't know what to do.

"Wei Qi, let's watch Qingqing eat vegetables, shall we?" Li Ruiyi was the first to react, holding Wei Qi's arm, with an awkward expression on his face waiting to see the excitement.

She doesn't have to worry about love, marriage, and work. She doesn't know where to put the rest of the time, so she can only use it to read other people's stories.

"Well, let's see how much Qingqing likes to eat green vegetables." Wei Qi nodded in agreement, looked at Chang Qing with the same eyes as Li Ruiyi, and laughed at him in his heart.

"Well... why doesn't Qingqing eat it? Wei Qi, we are so embarrassed to eat it, cover your eyes, hurry up, cover..." Li Ruiyi hurriedly covered Wei Qi's eyes, and then Continue to watch with relish.

"No, Qingqing is a man, his skin is thicker than the corner of the wall, so he won't be shy." Wei Qi wrapped Li Ruiyi's little hand with his big hand, and gently slandered his good brother, without ambiguity at all. cheer up.

"Okay then, let's not disturb him by talking, lest he has indigestion." Li Ruiyi nodded in agreement, made a zipper movement on Wei Qi's and his own mouth, and then picked up Wei Qi's and said lazily. He stared intently at Chang Qing's next move.

Wei Qi saw that his fiancée's attention was on other men, and he became jealous. He moved his fingers slightly to attract her attention.

He is a man of taste, so naturally he would not act without taste.It's just that when Li Ruiyi was playing with his fingers, she was also playing with hers, and in the end she didn't know who was playing.

Chang Qing here, relying on his age and thick skin, ate the green vegetables thrown by Shangguan Li without changing his face, eating with relish.

This was the first time she served him food, such an intimate act was like a couple.His heart began to fluctuate, and he obediently gave Shangguan Li a step down without looking at the awkward faces of the couple opposite.

"Wow... this dish is so salty, come on, try it too..." In order to prove that she is not discriminating, Shangguan Li, who was blushing, put something in for both Wei Qi and Li Ruiyi.It may be that the brain is still hot, the central processing unit is in a paralyzed state, and it starts to talk nonsense.

"Yeah, it's so salty...Wei Qi, let's not eat it first...Let it cool down before eating." Shangguan Li monopolizes what Shangguan Li just gave Wei Qi, and then puts it into her own bowl, jokingly, Is it okay for other women to serve their boyfriends with food?

Blood relationship is not enough, her queen mother and several female elders of his family can barely do it.But her queen mother will not serve Wei Qi with vegetables, because her family also has a vinegar bucket too.

"Why does it fade when left alone?" Shangguan Li asked inexplicably, not paying attention to her jealous behavior, if it was her, she would do the same.

"Because... time will dilute everything." Li Ruiyi said solemnly, not realizing that it was a cold joke, which froze everyone.

The green vegetables that Chang Qing ate got stuck in his throat because of this cold joke, and his face was flushed with embarrassment, but his skin was relatively dark, so everyone didn't see his embarrassment.

Shangguan Li opened her mouth and looked at Li Ruiyi in surprise. This shocking statement...

"Ruiyi, don't read too many bad jokes in the future..." Wei Qi looked at her domineering actions with a smile in his eyes, and didn't try to stop her, calmly regulating the life of his fiancée.

Not everyone will understand her thoughts, she just needs to tell him, because he understands her soul.My heart can't help rippling, this is love.

"Okay, then I'll only read a hundred bad jokes a day..." obediently agreed to Wei Qi's words, and finally didn't forget to raise my bottom line, feeling sorry for missing so many bad jokes every day .

"Fifty articles are fine. We are getting married soon, and we have a lot of things to do. After reading too much, our children will be very cold, so it's not fun." Wei Qi continued to shrink her cold joke , and the reasons are high-sounding.

Li Ruiyi likes children, and they are little boys.When she was working with him, she was bored and always said that it would be great if there was a little boy to accompany her, preferably with a lively personality.

So, she made up her mind to have a little boy and play with her.This has nothing to do with patriarchy, it's just because she is an impatient person, boys don't cry easily and are easy to raise.

When listening to his mother say that he has been a mature person since he was a child, her nagging began to change: the child must not be like his father;

"The twenty articles are ready. History tells us that children must be lively." Li Ruiyi immediately reduced the amount of bad jokes he read when he heard Wei Qi say that, and worriedly regretted that he watched too many jokes every day. How should she remedy the cold.

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