The funniest time-travel in history: 囧囧's time-travel life

Chapter 34 In the Silent Perversion (3)

Ah Li is going to be a pervert!
But what is abnormal?
Metamorphosis of animals: Some animals change in shape during individual development, such as silkworms turning into pupae, pupae turning into moths; tadpoles turning into frogs;

Metamorphosis of plants: Some plants have special changes in the structure, shape and physiological functions of roots, stems and leaves due to long-term environmental influences, such as potato tubers, cactus needle leaves, etc.;
Metamorphosis of human beings: Abnormal state of human physiology and psychology.To use a more modern explanation, it is that under the influence of certain people, events or moods, people are led to behave exaggeratedly, unbelievably, beyond common sense, disgusting, unsightly, and contrary to public morals.

Therefore, when Ah Li, who is neither a plant nor an action, runs out of the yard in the middle of the night screaming and frightening people, doing some exaggerated, unbelievable, beyond common sense, disgusting, unsightly, and violating public morals, everyone must not panic.

"MAI-A-HEMAI-A-HUMAI-A-HOMAI-A-HA-HAMAI-A-HEMAI-A-HU
MAI-A-HOMAI-A-HA-HAMAI-A-HEMAI-A-HUMAI-A-HOMAI-A-HA-HA
MAI-A-HEMAI-A-HUMAI-A-HOMAI-A-HA-HA…”

Forgive me when I came back from the toilet, I didn’t hear this brisk female voice singing, this A Li didn’t sing with her mouth, but jumped out with her body language~~
A certain hand hadn't been washed yet, and suddenly received a hard slap on the back of the right ear, "HELLO!"

Immediately the hairs stood on end.

Ghost in the middle of the night?A certain heart was jumping in fear, its neck mechanically twisted back, through the beating eyebrows, I saw a female ghost with a familiar face three steps away from me and sang loudly,
"Look at me!"

Clenching a fist with his right hand, he first pointed out the target with his index finger, and then raised his thumb to point at himself. A Li lifted his chin triumphantly, and slapped his pretty buttocks with his left hand. He was satisfied to see that the target was shocked like a lightning strike.

Hey!The generation of mouse gallbladder.

"What are you afraid of? It's my fault, I can't... Make yourself more stinky. Farts are so loud. I'm not afraid of being scary. Nothing. After turning around, I will practice the magic of stinky farts! I am not afraid of seeing cockroaches. My stinky farts are more stinky. Don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid. Perfume will only make you more hypocritical. Farting is also a brave show. Farting is not afraid of being alone. The fragrance of fart is not afraid of air.

After a section was sung, while Yu Wei was still there, A Li hurriedly used body language to "sing" the most active prelude of the song to poison a certain animal, twisting and singing with perfect sensuality.

"MAI-A-HEMAI-A-HUMAI-A-HOMAI-A-HA-HAMAI-A-HEMAI-A-HU
MAI-A-HOMAI-A-HA-HAMAI-A-HEMAI-A-HUMAI-A-HOMAI-A-HA-HA
MAI-A-HEMAI-A-HUMAI-A-HOMAI-A-HA-HA…”

"HELLO!"

(The song is adapted from Guo Meimei's "Not Afraid Not Afraid")
(End of this chapter)