The funniest time-travel in history: 囧囧's time-travel life

Chapter 36 In the Silent Perversion (5)

Yu'er was not cold, but Shui Chi, who was standing at the door in a dilemma, felt extremely cold.After coughing twice, she decided to make a quick decision.

"Miss Ah Li."

As he wished, A Li's attention was aroused, "Huh? Beauty Shui Chi, you're here?" Surprise intertwined.

Ok.Shui Chi nodded his head as a greeting, "Miss A Li, I have something to discuss with you." Not much nonsense, and went straight to the point, "It's about you last night..."

"Wait a minute!" Ah Li interrupted her with a palm.

Ok?
"Listen to me first."

What kind of tricks does she want to play?Glancing at the hideous fish body on the dining table, Shui Chi decided to listen to what she had to say for safety, "Okay, tell me."

Heibuliuqiu's eyeballs rolled and turned, Ah Li had a flash of inspiration, he thought of it!
"A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole, and then threatened him, tell me! Where are you from? If you don't tell me, you will be electrocuted!!! This college student replied to the enemy, In the end, he was electrocuted to death... because he said, I'm from TV University! Hahaha, isn't it funny??"

"……"telephone pole?Electrocuted?TV University?

"Xiaoming owed 20 yuan to the underground bank, and begged him to give it up for a few more days, but the people in the bank said that he must pay it back tomorrow, otherwise..., he would chop off two fingers; if the day after tomorrow..., he would chop off four more; In 2 days..., Xiao Ming's hope is burning, so you don't have to pay it back? The people in the bank said, NO! Then you will become a little Ding Dong! Haha, isn't it funny!"

"..." Tinker Bell?

"A fashionable woman stepped onto the bus briskly, saw an empty seat, took out a napkin and wiped it for a while, then sat down, only to fart. A man next to her smiled and said, shit, it's so fucking clean, after wiping it, he even blows it off!"

"……"bus?Napkins?

"A tw person went abroad, the customs asked to open the luggage for inspection, and found seven pairs of underwear, strangely asked why the tw person replied, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday...Saturday, the official understood that one piece a day; then a Frenchman came, the official asked to open the luggage The inspection found that there were five pairs of underwear. I asked the reason strangely. The French replied, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, how about Saturday and Sunday? NOWEAR! Officials understand that the French are romantic and don’t wear them on Saturdays and Sundays; then came an Indian , The inspection found that there were twelve pairs of underwear. The officials were puzzled and asked how? The Indians answered slowly, January, February, March, April... Hahaha, isn't it super funny? Wahahahaha...."

"..." What the hell are you talking about!She can't understand a word!

(End of this chapter)