The funniest time-travel in history: 囧囧's time-travel life

Chapter 85 A Visit to the Palace (5)

A Li followed the strategy of roundabout tactics and curves to save himself.

"A man can bend and stretch, right?"

I don't understand why she brought up things that are irrelevant to wind, thunder, cows and horses. Not enough for the lessons learned from watching stars and reciting poems, Ouyang Shujing can be fully prepared, no matter how blockbuster and unexpected A Li's next words are, he can pretend to be Turn a deaf ear to nothing.

So he raised his arms and waited quietly, "Hmm."

"Take a step back, the sea and the sky will be brighter, and endure the calm for a while?"

This verse contains infinite philosophy of life, and the phoenix eyes flashed in agreement, "Hmm."

"If you keep the green hills, you won't have to worry about no firewood?"

"...Hmm." Another good poem, why did she mention these for no reason?

Ouyang Shu nodded frequently, and the sixth sense told Ah Li that the ideological work was done, so he took a deep breath, leaned over, and whispered in his ear, "Why don't we find a secret place and dig a hole in the corner of the wall to get in and out easily?" ?”

really.

He really can't expect ivory to grow from a dog's mouth. (Boss 囧, Brother Ouyang, you dare to feel in your heart, Ah Li is a dog?)
"Dog hole?"

A Li denied, "No! It's not a dog hole, it's a hole in the wall for easy access."

"Isn't this the dog hole?"

Ah Li was annoyed, why is this person so stagnant, inflexible, and doesn't know how to adapt to the situation, and to watch his face, "Dog holes are for dogs to climb, and the holes we made are for us to climb, although they are also in the corner, But people crawled over it, not dogs, so how could it be called a dog hole?"

"Dogs can climb holes that people climb through." So it is still a dog hole.

"..."

The air stagnates at this moment.

Ah Li endured every possible way so that he would not lose control of his hands and stretch his claws towards someone's slender neck.

have to!He thought it was a dog hole, so it was a dog hole!Her adults don't care about villains!If you don't deal with him in this regard, if you waste time like this, you won't come to a conclusion until dawn.

Roaring, "Live or save your life, choose!"

"Of course save your life."

What he wanted was this answer. Ah Li recalled a certain scene from a certain TV series, his mind was itching, and immediately wanted to draw a gourd scoop, his eyes narrowed slightly, and with a wave of his long arm, he poked his palm towards his cervical spine.

"Then come play with me!"

As soon as he gave an order, he was so proud that he tried his best, but he didn't move!Take a step forward, move Qi to the dantian, and work again, but the person she is holding by the collar is still motionless.

Ah Li was dumbfounded, could it be that TV dramas are also deceiving people?

Ouyang Shu let go of her attempt, chuckled, and easily held her palm instead, holding her fist with moderate strength, "These demeaning behaviors should not be done by women."

Seeing that she still looked frustrated, Xingsheng finally kindly stopped teasing her, "Besides, we don't need to dig a hole. No matter what happens, I have a way to keep you safe."

(End of this chapter)