From tomb robber to richest man

Chapter 3 Burning Zongzi without Tricks
After making a wish and Yingzi went in, Hu Bayi was lighting candles in the southeast corner of the tomb, and the fat man was standing next to the tomb owner's coffin, eagerly waiting for Hu Bayi to open the coffin when he lit the candle.

I don't know if Hu Bayi and Fatty count as Captain Mojin making a wish, but judging by the style of the two masters, they really think they are Captain Mojin.

Make a wish is actually quite curious about Captain Mojin. The protagonist who makes the ghost blow the lamp is Captain Mojin, and there are many rules, such as lighting candles in the southeast corner of the tomb before opening the coffin. For example, you have to work at night, and you have to leave before the cock crows.

Wishing silently looked at the watch, eleven o'clock, morning.So, stone hammer, these two people are fake Captain Mojin!
It is said that these rules were set by the patriarch. They are contracts between the living and the dead. They have been passed down for thousands of years and cannot be broken, so...

Cao Cao still has this ability?Well, it seems that there is a saying that the rule of touching gold captains existed in the Western Zhou Dynasty, and I don't know if it is true or not!
After lighting the candles, Hu Ba made a wish: "Fatty man, if I were you, I wouldn't open the coffin first."

The fat man said angrily: "What's the matter, little brat!" The fat man was still afraid of the mechanism he just triggered, and he didn't dare to ignore the wish. Although he was reckless, he was definitely not stupid.Clearly the brat has something.

Hu Bayi also looked to make a wish.

Wishing coughed and said: "No one knows what is in the coffin. There may be traps or strange things. If I come, I will first find something to arrange the exit of the tomb. I will make sure that I will not be caught by the trap or someone else." Something sealed in the tomb, the way back must be arranged!"

Hu Bayi and Fatty looked at each other silently, sure enough, the brat can't be treated like a normal kid!

Then, the wish continued: "The times are developing and the society is progressing. The precious things in ancient times are not necessarily precious now, but the common things in ancient times may be very valuable now. For example, those weapons are worthless, and for example, those bottles and jars The cans are worth the money!"

Hu Bayi and the fat man saw some porcelain in the corner with their wishing eyes.

Wishing pointed to the introduction of porcelain: "The Jin Dynasty and the Song Dynasty coexisted, and the Song Dynasty was the peak period of ancient technology. The porcelain from the five famous cellars of the Song Dynasty 'Ru, Ge, Guan, Jun, and Ding' is quite valuable, and the value is equal to the weight of gold. Several times or even dozens of times, so we have to send out the porcelain before opening the coffin! If there is an accident when opening the coffin, we will not get nothing."

Although Wishing didn't know if what he said was right or not, it was completely fine to fool Hu Bayi and Fatty.

The fat man exclaimed, "Dozens of times?"

Hu Bayi and Yingzi were also surprised.

After making a wish, he said flickeringly: "Believe me, my ancestors were in the antique business, and the porcelain, jade, and tripod in the tomb are the most valuable. Inverted's favorite, high value, easy to carry, low risk, easy to sell!"

Hu Bayi and Fatty looked at each other, and their hearts were moved. When they were about to start, Xu Wish hurriedly said: "The back road! The back road! The back road! Why can't you remember?" The owner of the tomb was provoked.Above the head is the legendary fire dragon oil from the Western Regions that ignites when it is ignited. In front of it is the owner of the tomb and the big rice dumpling that may come out at any time. Next door there are two ghosts of boys and girls who may be ghosts. I don’t know how long they have existed. The back road is well protected.

Then Hu Bayi and Fatty used the weapons and stone benches in the tomb to arrange the exit clearly under the command of Wishing.

Fortunately, the owner of the tomb didn't care about these bottles and jars, and Hu Bayi, Fatty, and Yingzi transported all the porcelain out safely.

After the porcelain was delivered, the fat man was in a hurry to open the coffin. The coffin was made of stone, and the fat man and Hu Bayi had to push the lid of the coffin a lot.

Wishing to watch helplessly as the fat man took off his gloves and excitedly touched the corpse.

Well, for Fatty's behavior, making a wish is really convincing!

When I was a child, Wishing and my friends dug up a skeleton on the construction site, the kind of skeleton without a coffin. Wishing also broke a tooth from the mouth of the skull. As a result, my hands smelled bad for several days, no matter how I washed it. I can't smell it from a distance, and it smells bad when my hands are close to my nose. Wishing has always wanted to ask the little friend who put the skeleton's teeth in his mouth how he lived in the next few days!

Not to mention the smell, who knows what kind of strange bacteria are on the body that has been sealed for such a long time without decay.

Fatty is a real warrior.

Then Wishing silently pulled Yingzi to the exit. Wishing visually observed that the coffin board was much larger than the exit, and it would never hit Wishing and Yingzi outside the exit.

The fat man sneered and said: "The little brat is a coward, look at the fat man, let me touch the big baby!"

After speaking, he leaned over and took off the mask on the tomb owner's face.

Hu Bayi glanced at Wishing suspiciously, but seeing Fatty lose his composure, he could only stay here with Fatty.

Make a wish and quietly watch the fat man take off the mask of the tomb owner from the coffin, watch the candle go out, watch Hu Bayi argue with the fat man and light the candle again, and watch the fat man get half of his body into the coffin A pair of Eryu Jue was found, and then the owner of the tomb lifted up the corpse and pushed the coffin cover away. Fortunately, the exit had been arranged, and the coffin cover hit the exit and fell to the ground.

It's okay to make a wish, Yingzi was taken aback, before Hu Bayi and Fatty got up, the tomb owner got up from the corpse and turned into a big rice dumpling, not like the slow getting up in the original drama, but smashed the coffin to stop Hu Bayi again Bayi and Fatty made a wave, when Fatty and Hu Bayi got up, the big rice dumpling had already blocked the exit.

There was a fat man who took off the zongzi mask and felt the jade ring from the zongzi, and the hatred was firmly pulled.Wishing and Yingzi are quite safe at the exit.

Make a wish and watch the show with peace of mind. This is much better than the 3D effect, but unfortunately there is no background music. Well, this is an area for improvement.

On the other hand, Yingzi was worried, thinking about it but didn't dare to do it, and shouted anxiously: "Brother Hu, Brother Fat, be careful!"

Seeing that Yingzi was about to shoot at the zongzi, he made a wish and quickly grabbed Yingzi, saying, "Sister Yingzi, don't worry, it's useless to be anxious! That thing is not a living person, it has rough skin and thick flesh, and a shotgun is useless!"

Yingzi was at a loss: "But Brother Hu and the others..."

Make a wish and comforted: "Look at the vigorous posture of the two of them, and the zongzi has to guard the exit. There will be no danger for a while."

The difference from the original drama is that the coffin board didn't seal the exit. The big zongzi may have a weak consciousness, so he guarded the exit. Hu Bayi and the fat man wanted to go out, but they couldn't beat the big zongzi, and the big zongzi wanted to kill Hu Bayi and Fatty, but afraid of being run away by the two of them, they were in a confrontation for a while.

Seeing this, Yingzi breathed a sigh of relief.

The fat man enjoyed watching the play while making a wish, and he couldn't help but get angry.

He yelled: "Big Zongzi, have you seen that little brat? This brat took all the porcelain from your tomb. Go find him!"

Hu Bayi also made a wish: "Little Xu Zi, have you ever heard others say how to deal with such a thing?"

Make a wish and nod.

Hu Bayi asked urgently, "How did you deal with it?"

Wishing: "Run, isn't protecting the back road just to make it easier for something to happen?"

Hu Bayi...

fat man...

Yingzi said: "Xiao Xu, you must have a solution, right?"

Xu Zhi nodded to Yingzi, motioned her to relax, then smiled at Hu Bayi and Fatty and said, "I have a method, but we have to talk about how to divide this thing."

Hu Bayi signaled the fat man to shut up, and then said while dealing with Zongzi: "Okay, hurry up."

He made a wish: "I let the porcelain in the tomb be transported out in advance, and the back road was arranged by me in advance. Now I want to save the two of you. I get half of it alone, and the remaining half belongs to you two and Sister Yingzi." ,is that OK?"

The fat man said anxiously: "Why do you take half of it! I found out the things in the coffin!"

He made a wish: "I don't want the things in the coffin, I don't want the things on the corpse, I'm so scared, how do you and Yingzi sister divide it? I don't participate. I only want half of the porcelain. Is it okay?"

Hu Bayi and Fatty looked at each other, and found a pair of jade rings from the coffin. Just now, they heard that the most valuable things in the tomb were porcelain, jade, and a mask, and then they nodded to each other.

Hu Ba pair made a wish: "Okay, I will do as you say."

Seeing this, he made a wish and said: "I know you have brought black donkey hooves. Find a chance to stuff them into the mouth of the rice dumpling and run out. One thing you have to pay attention to is that the black donkey hooves you brought are not old enough to last for a long time. You must hurry up."

Hu Bayi and Fatty looked at each other again, and they didn't miss the wish they made along the way.

At that moment, Hu Bayi and Fatty separated and moved to the sides of Zongzi respectively. Hu Bayi said to Fatty, "Fatty, attract Zongzi's attention."

"That's it!" The fat man roared, and rushed up with the engineering shovel. The recklessness was really reckless, and then flew back at a faster speed.

But this momentary opportunity was seized by Hu Bayi. After stuffing the black donkey's hoof into Zongzi's mouth, Zongzi was immediately stunned. Hu Bayi hurriedly helped the fat man over the Zongzi and came to the exit. The zongzi has begun to shake.

Wishing from the bag is actually taking out a few simple incendiary bottles made in the village from the space. The raw materials are all bought in the capital, sugar, alcohol, gasoline, starch, dragging young and cute blessings, and boarding the train was not checked.

Make a wish and put a few bottles in front of Hu Bayi and Fatty: "The Molotov cocktail I made, I just heard about how to do it, so I made a few more. I don't know how many can be used, so now I have three choices. One is to gamble with a Molotov cocktail, the other is to use a shotgun to break the eight-treasure glazed roof on the top of the tomb chamber filled with dragon oil from the Western Regions, and the last is to run."

After making a wish, he quickly stepped aside. He had no confidence in the Molotov cocktail he made.

Hu Bayi said quite decisively: "Don't let the zongzi go out to harm others, and I don't know if the dragon oil will explode. Fatty, let's use Molotov cocktails together!"

Fatty was very reliable in a critical moment, and the two of them took advantage of the opportunity when the zongzi was suppressed, lit a fire, and threw a few Molotov cocktails on it, and some of them were really usable.

Seeing that the zongzi was caught, the group ran away quickly.

When he reached the ground, the fat man touched the wishing small bag with a look of surprise, and said, "Your little bag is not big! How did you put so many Molotov cocktails in it?"

Make a wish and say inscrutably: "There is always space, squeeze it and it will always fit."

Hu Bayao: "Xiao Xuzi, can't you tell us in advance that you have Molotov cocktails in your bag? It's too dangerous!"

Hu Bayi was also afraid for a while. A 13-year-old boy followed them all the way with a Molotov cocktail he made himself. The Molotov cocktail made of a fucking glass bottle was stuffed in his bag without any protective measures, especially On the way to light a fire to eat and sleep, the brat is the closest to the fire. Now it seems that the most dangerous thing this time is not the zongzi but the brat!

Thinking of this, Hu Bayi shuddered, quickly took the wishing bag, and felt relieved when he saw that it was empty.

At this time, he made a wish and said: "Jiaopenji committed suicide here, which means that the underground military fortress of Jiaopenji is nearby. Do you want to look for it?"

The fat man clapped his hands and said, "That's right, isn't our goal from the very beginning to find the underground fortress of the foot pot chicken?"

No one thought he had a lot of money, so Hu Bayi quickly started looking for it. As for making a wish, he just wanted to see if he could get some rewards.

Without Zongzi's assistance, Hu Bayi, as a veteran of the battlefield, quickly found the underground military fortress of Jiaopenji.

Wishing stopped Yingzi and said, "Sister Yingzi, let's not go down, someone must be watching these porcelains! If any animal destroys these porcelains, we will be wasting our time!"

The fat man agreed directly, and Hu Bayi looked at the wishing suspiciously. He always felt that making a wish was a bit wrong, but thinking of the village at the foot of the mountain and the comrades who lost their lives on the battlefield, Hu Bayi finally said nothing.

……

When the two of them came out of the underground fortress, they were carrying the pair of children, boys and girls that appeared in the original play.When the two children were still alive, mercury was poured from the top of their heads to make a thousand-year-old virgin boy and girl.

Hu Bayi directly asked Wishing: "Do you know that there is a problem in the underground fortress?"

Wishing nodded and said: "You two will have no problem going down, but Yingzi and I may have problems going down."

Hu Bayi asked: "How do you know there is a problem inside?"

Of course I watched TV shows!
Wishing pointed to his own eyes and said, "I have a pair of wise eyes, the dark air in the underground fortress rises, and the faces of the two children are faintly visible."

Hu Bayi felt that there was something wrong, but he didn't know what the problem was, so he could only continue to ask: "Then how do you know that we will be fine when we go down, and you and Yingzi will be fine if we go down?"

Make a wish and continue to flicker: "You two are strong and strong, and you still have evil spirits. Naturally, there will be no problem. Yingzi and I can't do it."

In the end, Hu Bayi could only believe in the words of the wish.

The next step is to divide the spoils. Wishing randomly scratched half of the porcelain. After all, Wishing doesn’t understand, and the porcelains are all about the same size.

In front of others, it is not easy to make a wish and put the porcelain in the space directly. It was not until we arrived in the village that we made a wish and found a big bag to cover up people's eyes and ears.

As soon as I got back to the capital and got off the train, the system prompts:
One of the Ghost Blowing Lantern series events has been completed, and the rewards have been distributed.

(End of this chapter)