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Chapter 135 Fake thing?What a guy!
Chapter 135 Fake thing?What a guy!
After Lin Jianqing recovered from the fright, she became bolder. Hearing this, she couldn't help smiling and said, "Hehe, Xia Yu, are you afraid?"
Of course Lin Xiayu denied it, but her hand holding Lin Jianqing tightened even more.
When Lin Xiayang saw this, he suddenly realized.It turns out that Lin Xiayu, who is excellent in everything, still has weaknesses.However, she is a girl after all, so it is only natural that she is afraid of the dark and ghosts.
Of course, Lin Xiayang knows that everything in the haunted house is grotesque. Although it is very realistic, many of them are the synthesis of light and shadow effects. It's just on the spot.
Seeing the two girls startled by the strange noise, Mu Jianren knew that the opportunity to act had come, so he hurriedly stepped forward and said loudly: "Don't be afraid, I'm bold, I'll walk ahead, you follow me closely Just fine."
For the self-proclaimed amorous Mu Jianren, Lin Jianqing just pretended that he didn't exist.But it is also a good thing that someone volunteered to go ahead.
In this way, the two girls were in the middle, Mu Jianren was in the front, Lin Xiayang was in the back, and a group of four continued to move forward like a haunted house.
"Ah..." Not long after they left, the two girls were startled by an old lady with a severed head who popped out of a coffin that suddenly opened in front of them.
"Ha, it's all fake, it's just a wax figure." Mu Jianren, who walked in the front but was not frightened at all, used it as a capital to show off, and began to show off his courage to the two girls. .
"Look, I beat her, but she didn't move. Ha, grandson, give me back your coffin!" Mu Jianren crossed the red light belt, and punched the decapitated old lady who startled the two girls. He beat and kicked her, and then forced her back into the coffin, and closed the coffin lid, while he himself stood on top of the coffin lid, showing off his might.
grandson?Lin Xiayang was speechless when he heard what Mu Jianren said.If the old lady is alive, whose grandson is not sure.
However, Lin Xiayang knew that even if the old lady with a severed head was just a wax figure, the manager Lao Yang arranged for people to do tricks in the haunted house. With Mu Jianren's style of showing off, next, it is really not sure who is the grandson. !
Originally, the manager Lao Yang wanted to target the three of them, but Mu Jianren insisted on getting in and asking for trouble. Lin Xiayang really couldn't find any reason to stop it.
Lin Jianqing was also speechless for a moment by Mu Jianren's insane behavior. She wanted to tell him that she should not cross the light and touch props indiscriminately.But facing Mu Jianren, she was too lazy to say anything.
Because she knew that a dude from such a family would not listen to such words.
After walking forward for a long time, in the haunted house, although the things that suddenly appeared were bizarre, such as faceless ghosts, halflings, ghost hands, ghost feet, very realistic and scary, but they were all safe and sound.
Later, Lin Xiayang became a little suspicious.The manager, Lao Yang, did he send someone to tamper with the haunted house? Why was there no movement for most of the day?
If this went on like this, Mu Jianren's tail would go up to the sky proudly.Of course, the problem is that he has to have a tail.
Just when Lin Xiayang was wondering, there was a "creaking" sound in the distance, and the sound was quite shabby.The two girls couldn't help feeling nervous for a while.
After a long time, in the dark corner ahead, there was a wooden Taoist priest riding a wooden horse, waving a sharp sword to kill ghosts, coming towards them.
The four legs of the wooden horse were equipped with wheels, and they creaked when they moved.The wooden Taoist wielded his sharp sword and slashed wildly in the air, which looked impressive.
"Ha, these fake things again. Hey, that sharp sword is quite realistic, and it can reflect light." Mu Jianren was used to showing off in front of the two girls, and he took the white eyes of the two of them as fake. admiration for him.
At this moment, seeing the two girls startled by this wooden Taoist priest, how could he not take action and teach this fake Taoist priest a lesson.
Lin Xiayang naturally also paid attention to the sharp sword wielded by the wooden Taoist priest.To say that the sharp sword is fake is just to make it realistic?Lin Xiayang doesn't believe it!What is fake is obviously true.Moreover, the sword is obviously very sharp.
Manager Lao Yang, you finally didn’t disappoint me, you really sent someone to arrange some real things in the haunted house.
Lin Xiayang naturally knew that this was the manager Lao Yang who wanted to use the sword in the hands of the wooden Taoist to deal with them.If someone is killed, it can be directly blamed on the failure of the props.
Since Mu Jianren wanted to die, Lin Xiayang had no reason to stop him.
Mu Jianren was used to playing prestige in front of the two beauties. Seeing the wooden Taoist walking towards them slowly, he couldn't help but sneered and said, "The speed of this fake thing is really slow. Come on, Mu Mu, what are you chopping around?" , if you have the ability to chop at me."
As Mu Jianren said, he crossed the red light belt and stood on the track that the wooden Taoist would pass by, pointing his butt towards the wooden Taoist in front of him.What he did was to ease the tension of the two beauties. To put it bluntly, in the final analysis, he wanted to please the two beauties.
Furthermore, he didn't believe that the thing in the wooden Taoist's hands was real at all, thinking that it was just a wooden or plastic thing, and it was no big deal to be chopped off.
But next, the excitement will be staged.
After creaking and creaking for a long time, the wooden Taoist finally came to Mu Jianren. The sharp sword in his hand happened to be chopped on Mu Jianren's ass by a very coincidence.It can be regarded as fulfilling one of Mu Jianren's wishes.
Then...then there was a scream like a pig being slaughtered, and Mu Jianren suddenly jumped to the other side like a grasshopper.
After Mu Jianren stopped, the two girls just saw that his butt was blood red, and there was a small hole in his suit pants, and blood was gushing out of the hole non-stop.
Fortunately, Mu Jianren is worthy of being a Lianjiazi, and his skills are very good.The moment the sharp sword cut through his buttocks, he reacted and jumped aside in time.Otherwise, I'm afraid that his right buttock will be split into two halves.
If that's the case, he might become the first and only weirdo with a three-petal butt in history.
Looking at the scene in front of them, the two girls were stunned.Isn't the thing in the wooden Taoist's hand fake?How does it look like it's real? !
There are real guys on the props of the haunted house!The two girls felt a little unbelievable, but they thought that on the notice board at the door, it was written in conspicuous big characters that they could not cross the red light belt to touch the props.
Mu Jianren not only crossed the red light belt, but also destroyed the props, he will end up like this, it is completely his own fault.
With Mu Jianren's lessons learned from the past, the two girls dare not get too close to the wooden Taoist. What if the thing gets out of control and suddenly rushes towards them?
You know, the sharp sword in its hand is a real guy.Sharp tight!
In fact, the concerns of the two girls are completely correct.Because at this moment, in the monitoring room behind the haunted house, the manager Lao Yang, who was holding the remote control, was staring at the monitoring screen, his mouth almost crooked.
Damn, where did this kid come from, to ruin his good deed?
In fact, even if the two girls follow the rules and walk in the red light strip, after the wooden Taoist approached them, the manager Lao Yang only needs to press the remote control in his hand, and the wooden Taoist will suddenly accelerate, then rush through the red light strip, and use his hands The sharp sword stabbed at the two girls!
No matter how fast the two girls reacted, they would definitely be unable to dodge the sudden arrival.But who knew, Cheng Yaojin suddenly appeared on the way and staged a farce, letting the two girls know in advance that the sharp sword in the wooden Taoist's hand was a real thing.
With the two girls on guard, it was obviously impossible for the two girls to attack them with the sharp sword in the hands of the wooden Taoist priest.Therefore, the manager, Lao Yang, simply didn't even press the remote control.
"Where did this kid come from? Didn't I tell you to let only the three of them in?" The manager Lao Yang waited for the stranger Mu Jianren on the screen, and loudly questioned the people behind him.
"Manager, you said you only let a group of them in. When I saw that kid, I bought tickets for them. I thought they were a group, so even he let in together." The people behind were a little timid. explained.
"A pig who has more success than failure!" the manager Lao Yang yelled angrily.Fortunately, he didn't just tamper with this place.
Inside the haunted house, Mu Jianren was covering his buttocks, scolding his mother.
"Damn, what the hell, it turned out to be a real guy. My ass."
Lin Jianqing's face froze, and he really wanted to say something, I think the word "old" is wrong, it should be changed to "sun".
Seeing the weird eyes of the two beauties looking at him, Mu Jianren immediately changed his appearance again, and said triumphantly: "Fortunately, I'm fast. Jian Qing, although you don't practice martial arts, you can still see that I'm pretty good."
Lin Jianqing continued to pretend that he didn't exist, but couldn't help cursing in her heart, saying that I was wrong, it should be my grandson!
Seeing that Mu Jianren was injured, Lin Xiayu asked with concern: "You... your ass is fine, do you want to go out and see a doctor?"
Lin Jianqing seemed to have thought of something, his eyes lit up, and he said quickly: "Yes, you are injured, you have to go see a doctor quickly. How about this, you go to see a doctor, and we continue to walk deep into the haunted house, divided into two groups road!"
When Mu Jianren heard this, it was obvious that he wanted to get rid of him, how could he do that.Enduring the excruciating pain from his buttocks, he gritted his teeth and said, "Haha, everyone says I'm fast, but I scratched my skin a bit. This little injury is nothing to a man."
Lin Xiayang nodded as well, and said, "Yes, for those who practice martial arts, this little injury is nothing." Since Mu Jianren still wanted to continue to help crack the many "organs" laid down by the manager Lao Yang, Lin Xiayang had What reason to stop it.
When Mu Jianren heard this, he couldn't help but gasped.However, he boasted a lot in front of the two beauties, so he could only endure the pain and continue to lead the way with a limp.
(End of this chapter)
After Lin Jianqing recovered from the fright, she became bolder. Hearing this, she couldn't help smiling and said, "Hehe, Xia Yu, are you afraid?"
Of course Lin Xiayu denied it, but her hand holding Lin Jianqing tightened even more.
When Lin Xiayang saw this, he suddenly realized.It turns out that Lin Xiayu, who is excellent in everything, still has weaknesses.However, she is a girl after all, so it is only natural that she is afraid of the dark and ghosts.
Of course, Lin Xiayang knows that everything in the haunted house is grotesque. Although it is very realistic, many of them are the synthesis of light and shadow effects. It's just on the spot.
Seeing the two girls startled by the strange noise, Mu Jianren knew that the opportunity to act had come, so he hurriedly stepped forward and said loudly: "Don't be afraid, I'm bold, I'll walk ahead, you follow me closely Just fine."
For the self-proclaimed amorous Mu Jianren, Lin Jianqing just pretended that he didn't exist.But it is also a good thing that someone volunteered to go ahead.
In this way, the two girls were in the middle, Mu Jianren was in the front, Lin Xiayang was in the back, and a group of four continued to move forward like a haunted house.
"Ah..." Not long after they left, the two girls were startled by an old lady with a severed head who popped out of a coffin that suddenly opened in front of them.
"Ha, it's all fake, it's just a wax figure." Mu Jianren, who walked in the front but was not frightened at all, used it as a capital to show off, and began to show off his courage to the two girls. .
"Look, I beat her, but she didn't move. Ha, grandson, give me back your coffin!" Mu Jianren crossed the red light belt, and punched the decapitated old lady who startled the two girls. He beat and kicked her, and then forced her back into the coffin, and closed the coffin lid, while he himself stood on top of the coffin lid, showing off his might.
grandson?Lin Xiayang was speechless when he heard what Mu Jianren said.If the old lady is alive, whose grandson is not sure.
However, Lin Xiayang knew that even if the old lady with a severed head was just a wax figure, the manager Lao Yang arranged for people to do tricks in the haunted house. With Mu Jianren's style of showing off, next, it is really not sure who is the grandson. !
Originally, the manager Lao Yang wanted to target the three of them, but Mu Jianren insisted on getting in and asking for trouble. Lin Xiayang really couldn't find any reason to stop it.
Lin Jianqing was also speechless for a moment by Mu Jianren's insane behavior. She wanted to tell him that she should not cross the light and touch props indiscriminately.But facing Mu Jianren, she was too lazy to say anything.
Because she knew that a dude from such a family would not listen to such words.
After walking forward for a long time, in the haunted house, although the things that suddenly appeared were bizarre, such as faceless ghosts, halflings, ghost hands, ghost feet, very realistic and scary, but they were all safe and sound.
Later, Lin Xiayang became a little suspicious.The manager, Lao Yang, did he send someone to tamper with the haunted house? Why was there no movement for most of the day?
If this went on like this, Mu Jianren's tail would go up to the sky proudly.Of course, the problem is that he has to have a tail.
Just when Lin Xiayang was wondering, there was a "creaking" sound in the distance, and the sound was quite shabby.The two girls couldn't help feeling nervous for a while.
After a long time, in the dark corner ahead, there was a wooden Taoist priest riding a wooden horse, waving a sharp sword to kill ghosts, coming towards them.
The four legs of the wooden horse were equipped with wheels, and they creaked when they moved.The wooden Taoist wielded his sharp sword and slashed wildly in the air, which looked impressive.
"Ha, these fake things again. Hey, that sharp sword is quite realistic, and it can reflect light." Mu Jianren was used to showing off in front of the two girls, and he took the white eyes of the two of them as fake. admiration for him.
At this moment, seeing the two girls startled by this wooden Taoist priest, how could he not take action and teach this fake Taoist priest a lesson.
Lin Xiayang naturally also paid attention to the sharp sword wielded by the wooden Taoist priest.To say that the sharp sword is fake is just to make it realistic?Lin Xiayang doesn't believe it!What is fake is obviously true.Moreover, the sword is obviously very sharp.
Manager Lao Yang, you finally didn’t disappoint me, you really sent someone to arrange some real things in the haunted house.
Lin Xiayang naturally knew that this was the manager Lao Yang who wanted to use the sword in the hands of the wooden Taoist to deal with them.If someone is killed, it can be directly blamed on the failure of the props.
Since Mu Jianren wanted to die, Lin Xiayang had no reason to stop him.
Mu Jianren was used to playing prestige in front of the two beauties. Seeing the wooden Taoist walking towards them slowly, he couldn't help but sneered and said, "The speed of this fake thing is really slow. Come on, Mu Mu, what are you chopping around?" , if you have the ability to chop at me."
As Mu Jianren said, he crossed the red light belt and stood on the track that the wooden Taoist would pass by, pointing his butt towards the wooden Taoist in front of him.What he did was to ease the tension of the two beauties. To put it bluntly, in the final analysis, he wanted to please the two beauties.
Furthermore, he didn't believe that the thing in the wooden Taoist's hands was real at all, thinking that it was just a wooden or plastic thing, and it was no big deal to be chopped off.
But next, the excitement will be staged.
After creaking and creaking for a long time, the wooden Taoist finally came to Mu Jianren. The sharp sword in his hand happened to be chopped on Mu Jianren's ass by a very coincidence.It can be regarded as fulfilling one of Mu Jianren's wishes.
Then...then there was a scream like a pig being slaughtered, and Mu Jianren suddenly jumped to the other side like a grasshopper.
After Mu Jianren stopped, the two girls just saw that his butt was blood red, and there was a small hole in his suit pants, and blood was gushing out of the hole non-stop.
Fortunately, Mu Jianren is worthy of being a Lianjiazi, and his skills are very good.The moment the sharp sword cut through his buttocks, he reacted and jumped aside in time.Otherwise, I'm afraid that his right buttock will be split into two halves.
If that's the case, he might become the first and only weirdo with a three-petal butt in history.
Looking at the scene in front of them, the two girls were stunned.Isn't the thing in the wooden Taoist's hand fake?How does it look like it's real? !
There are real guys on the props of the haunted house!The two girls felt a little unbelievable, but they thought that on the notice board at the door, it was written in conspicuous big characters that they could not cross the red light belt to touch the props.
Mu Jianren not only crossed the red light belt, but also destroyed the props, he will end up like this, it is completely his own fault.
With Mu Jianren's lessons learned from the past, the two girls dare not get too close to the wooden Taoist. What if the thing gets out of control and suddenly rushes towards them?
You know, the sharp sword in its hand is a real guy.Sharp tight!
In fact, the concerns of the two girls are completely correct.Because at this moment, in the monitoring room behind the haunted house, the manager Lao Yang, who was holding the remote control, was staring at the monitoring screen, his mouth almost crooked.
Damn, where did this kid come from, to ruin his good deed?
In fact, even if the two girls follow the rules and walk in the red light strip, after the wooden Taoist approached them, the manager Lao Yang only needs to press the remote control in his hand, and the wooden Taoist will suddenly accelerate, then rush through the red light strip, and use his hands The sharp sword stabbed at the two girls!
No matter how fast the two girls reacted, they would definitely be unable to dodge the sudden arrival.But who knew, Cheng Yaojin suddenly appeared on the way and staged a farce, letting the two girls know in advance that the sharp sword in the wooden Taoist's hand was a real thing.
With the two girls on guard, it was obviously impossible for the two girls to attack them with the sharp sword in the hands of the wooden Taoist priest.Therefore, the manager, Lao Yang, simply didn't even press the remote control.
"Where did this kid come from? Didn't I tell you to let only the three of them in?" The manager Lao Yang waited for the stranger Mu Jianren on the screen, and loudly questioned the people behind him.
"Manager, you said you only let a group of them in. When I saw that kid, I bought tickets for them. I thought they were a group, so even he let in together." The people behind were a little timid. explained.
"A pig who has more success than failure!" the manager Lao Yang yelled angrily.Fortunately, he didn't just tamper with this place.
Inside the haunted house, Mu Jianren was covering his buttocks, scolding his mother.
"Damn, what the hell, it turned out to be a real guy. My ass."
Lin Jianqing's face froze, and he really wanted to say something, I think the word "old" is wrong, it should be changed to "sun".
Seeing the weird eyes of the two beauties looking at him, Mu Jianren immediately changed his appearance again, and said triumphantly: "Fortunately, I'm fast. Jian Qing, although you don't practice martial arts, you can still see that I'm pretty good."
Lin Jianqing continued to pretend that he didn't exist, but couldn't help cursing in her heart, saying that I was wrong, it should be my grandson!
Seeing that Mu Jianren was injured, Lin Xiayu asked with concern: "You... your ass is fine, do you want to go out and see a doctor?"
Lin Jianqing seemed to have thought of something, his eyes lit up, and he said quickly: "Yes, you are injured, you have to go see a doctor quickly. How about this, you go to see a doctor, and we continue to walk deep into the haunted house, divided into two groups road!"
When Mu Jianren heard this, it was obvious that he wanted to get rid of him, how could he do that.Enduring the excruciating pain from his buttocks, he gritted his teeth and said, "Haha, everyone says I'm fast, but I scratched my skin a bit. This little injury is nothing to a man."
Lin Xiayang nodded as well, and said, "Yes, for those who practice martial arts, this little injury is nothing." Since Mu Jianren still wanted to continue to help crack the many "organs" laid down by the manager Lao Yang, Lin Xiayang had What reason to stop it.
When Mu Jianren heard this, he couldn't help but gasped.However, he boasted a lot in front of the two beauties, so he could only endure the pain and continue to lead the way with a limp.
(End of this chapter)
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