special forces city

Chapter 26 The Difference Between Urine and Beer

The public toilets in the small market are similar to the ancient latrines.It is to dig a septic tank underground, and then open several rectangular holes for the convenience of others.Usually no one takes care of it, and the environmental sanitation is naturally extremely poor.From a distance, you can smell the stench inside.

However, most of the people who come here to go to the toilet are uncles, aunts, and drunk young people in the market, and they don't care.

Ji Guantou and a few dog legs just ate some barbecue and didn't drink. At this moment, they smelled the smell of the toilet, so they naturally didn't want to go in.

Ji Guantou stood at the door of the toilet and shouted loudly towards the inside: "You bumpkin, we know you are inside, so if you are sensible, come out quickly, otherwise we will rush in and you will have to be carried out."

Cockscomb and a few doglegs were naturally not so stupid as to think that the bumpkin hiding inside would make a noise, and in the end they had to rush into the toilet to teach him a lesson.The reason why the cockscomb head yelled inside was just to intimidate the other party.

Unexpectedly, the bumpkin inside actually responded: "Wait a minute, the water is being drained."

Listening to the voice is exactly the bumpkin's, so you can't mistake someone.

Cockscomb Head and the doglegs looked at each other in blank dismay.There are really stupid Bs who are so stupid to respond aloud.

"Fuck, you stupid guy." Ji Guantou cursed. "Don't talk so much nonsense with him, rush in and beat him up, make him drink some urine, make him vomit even when he sees beer in the future!"

Just now, Ji Guantou smelled alcohol on Lin Xiayang's body, thinking that Lin Xiayang was drunk, so he dared to attack him.Now, Ji Guantou is evilly trying to take revenge on Lin Xiayang by pouring urine, so that he will vomit whenever he sees yellow beer in the future.

When Jiguantou and the others rushed into the toilet, they saw Lin Xiayang, the bumpkin they called, actually pouring water.

Damn, in this case, he is really releasing water.This guy is out of his mind.

When Jiguantou and Doglegs were surprised, they did not forget to sneak up on Lin Xiayang from behind, wanting to launch a sneak attack from behind, and let the bumpkin in front of him lie down first.

Let you really let the water go leisurely, fuck you!
Just when Ji Guan was about to strike proudly, Lin Xiayang turned around suddenly.Of course, his hose was still running.Immediately, Ji Guantou and a few dog legs were covered in urine.

"Ah..." Ji Guantou howled, trying to dodge, but in a panic, stepped on the urine on the ground, and fell to the ground with its front sprawled.

Lin Xiayang's water pipes have a long history, like rain, pouring cockscombs all over his head and face.Cockscomb head opened its mouth wide when howling, and accidentally drank a few mouthfuls of urine.

"Ouch..." Ji Guantou lay on the ground and retched.

Reaping the fruit, he wanted Lin Xiayang to try the difference between urine and beer, but he tried it first.

The dog legs were also poured with a lot of urine, and they were so angry at being teased by a bumpkin like this.Someone first roared and rushed up.

At this time, Lin Xiayang also finished draining the water, stuffed the water pipe back into his trouser pocket, picked up the clean end of the shit stirring stick wrapped with a cloth strip, and when the red-eyed dog legs rushed up, he stirred the shit The other end of the stick was stuffed into his mouth.

The other end of the shit stick is still stained with some yellow things, it looks like it was freshly baked.

The other end of the shit-stirring stick went into his mouth, and the dog leg wanted to cry, but he retched with the stick in his mouth.

Unexpectedly, he not only tried the difference between urine and beer, but also the difference between shit and cake...

Seeing this, the other dogs wanted to rush forward, but they didn't dare to bear the brunt.It would be so sad to end up with Cockscomb and another.It is estimated that when drinking beer and eating cake for a lifetime, there will be shadows.

Seeing that the other people dared not come forward, Lin Xiayang sneered disdainfully, threw away the excrement stick in his hand, and said, "Why are you still standing there, why don't you take the two of them to wash your mouth. Otherwise, they are afraid that they will lose their livers." I'm going to spit it out."

The dog legs thought it made sense, and quickly helped Ji Guantou and another partner to rinse their mouths at the clean faucet outside the toilet.

Lin Xiayang shook his head helplessly and walked out of the toilet.Outside, Ji Guantou and another person were seen vomiting while being force-fed with water by their companions.

Lin Xiayang didn't bother to pay attention to it, and after a little delay, he quickened his pace and walked towards the small restaurant where he ate.

After a long time, the jiguantou came back from the vomiting state, and saw a younger brother who was still retching.Ji Guantou's anger swelled, and he cursed at the sky: "Fucking bumpkin, call my cousin tomorrow and stop you at the school dormitory gate. If I don't kill you, I won't be called Cheng Yasheng."

It turned out that he was Ji Guantou who played with Lu Gaojun in the afternoon.

But he didn't seem to know that not long ago, his cousin was sent to the school infirmary with his mouth full of blisters.

The culprit, hehe, coincidentally, is Lin Xiayang.

……

By the time we got back to the dormitory, it was almost eight o'clock in the evening.

"Xia Yang, I bought a new mobile phone, remember our number."

After drinking a few bottles of beer, Zhao Peng, who was a little tall, reported his number to Lin Xiayang as soon as he returned to the dormitory.

Lin Xiayang almost forgot that he already had a mobile phone, so he quickly took out his mobile phone and recorded the mobile phone numbers of the three of Zhao Peng.Then, he didn't bother to fiddle with mobile phones, he threw the new mobile phone on the bed, picked up a German magazine beside the bed, and read it.

At this moment, Zi Yuping from the dormitory next door ran over.After saying hello to Zhao Peng and the others, they sat on Lin Xiayang's bed mysteriously.

"Dude, what are you reading? English magazines, no, it doesn't look like it."

Lin Xiayang looked up and saw that it was Zi Yuping, so he naturally guessed his purpose for coming here.

"German magazines." Lin Xiayang replied casually.My impression of Zi Yuping, except that he was a bit of a bullshit, was pretty good.

"I knew it, even if I always handed in blank English papers in high school and got zero eggs. But it's impossible not to know what English looks like." Zi Yuping replied.

"Hey, Xia Yang, you still know German." Zhao Peng, who was watching American blockbusters together in front of his notebook with Guo Dong and Zhao Zikun, responded.

"Sloppy understand a little bit." Lin Xiayang said modestly.

Zhao Peng, who was attracted by the thrilling plot of the American blockbuster, did not respond.

"This afternoon's date... ahem, it's not bad."

Zi Yuping deliberately lowered the voice of the word "dating" so that no one else could hear it except Lin Xiayang.

When Lin Xiayang heard this, his face darkened a lot.This kid, he didn't arrange the afternoon's affairs randomly.Lin Xiayang didn't plan to find someone to buy a mobile phone with him at all, he just wanted to go to the mobile phone store and buy a mobile phone that could be used.

"Hey, isn't it good?" Zi Yuping quickly noticed the new mobile phone on the bed.

He picked up the phone and fiddled with it. Suddenly, he seemed to have discovered a new world. He was excited but said in a low voice: "Fuck, isn't this a couple's phone? Could it be that you and Tang Shi have developed to that stage in one afternoon? I admire it..."

In the next second, Zi Yuping suddenly said: "I wish you all the best, and your life will be worry-free. What about mine? Where is Xia Yu's contact information?"

Lin Xiayang looked up at Zhao Peng and the three of them. Fortunately, they were all focused on watching the movie and did not hear their conversation.

"First, I really don't know Lin Xiayu well. It's impossible to give you her contact information without her consent. Second, I don't have her contact information either. Or I used to write it down on a note. Above, but she tore it into pieces. It seems to be thrown in the trash can next to the basketball court."

Lin Xiayang replied truthfully.He just wanted to tell Zi Yuping tactfully that if you want to get Lin Xiayu's contact information from me, you should die as soon as possible.

Unexpectedly, after listening to Zi Yuping, he was not disappointed at all, and replied solemnly: "Okay, brother-in-law, I understand. I will use my own efforts to get Lin Xiayu's contact information, and finally catch up with her. I Let's go, go to the basketball court and dig through the trash can!"

As he said that, Zi Yuping really ran out, looking like he was really going to the basketball court to dig through the trash can.

This... who is it?Lin Xiayang was speechless for a moment.

After being disturbed by Zi Yuping, Lin Xiayang was not in the mood to continue reading German magazines.Simply close the German magazine, pick up the so-called "couple" mobile phone, and start messing around.

Lin Xiayang had to sigh, the development of science and technology is really changing with each passing day.I remember that before joining the Foreign Legion at the age of 13, he also used a mobile phone, the black and white mobile phone.But now, even elementary school students use smart phones with touch screens.

I fiddled with the camera function of the phone, but accidentally entered the address book page.

"Hey, why is there a strange account?"

Lin Xiayang felt a little strange looking at the inexplicably extra unknown number on the phone without a name.

There are not many numbers stored in his mobile phone. Apart from the mobile phone numbers of the three roommates recorded just now, there are only the mobile phone numbers of the alcoholic master and Da Bo Linhai.But now, an unfamiliar number appeared out of nowhere, which inevitably aroused Lin Xiayang's suspicion.

"Could it be that when Zi Yuping picked up my mobile phone to play, he entered his number into it?"

"But he entered his own number, why didn't he standardize his name?"

"What a strange person."

Lin Xiayang muttered, and unintentionally pressed the dial function for an unfamiliar number.

"Beep...beep..."

The phone rang several times, but no one answered.

"Could it be an empty number?"

Lin Xiayang muttered, looking at the speaker function next to the phone, he pressed it.

He just pressed the speaker function, as if it was arranged by God's will, the other party answered.

(End of this chapter)