I'm just a little white face who doesn't need to fight

Chapter 205 The Rape Division 2-member Team

Chapter 205

Near noon, Chuhe was hungry.

He read Weibo for a while, and then went to cook.

Liu Zhiqing told him: "I don't want to eat fat, it's easy to get fat."

"Do you know how to tell if you're fat?" Chu He asked solemnly.

"How to identify?" Liu Zhiqing was curious. No woman could resist this question, even if she was a domineering president.

"Based on the law of universal gravitation and Newton's third law, body mass index = weight (kg) divided by the square of height (m) kg/m2, that is to say, if you lift up your clothes, I can see the depth of your vest line I know you've lost weight." Chu He looked down, looking at Liu Zhiqing's abdomen.

For some reason, Chuhe is very interested in women's vest lines, probably because of Shao Yaoyao's fault.

"Hehe, according to the law of universal gravitation and Newton's third law, can you calculate the date of your death?" Liu Zhiqing snapped her fingers coolly.

"Farewell." Chu He stepped into the kitchen, I love cooking, cooking is great.

The corner of Liu Zhiqing's mouth twitched, she put down her phone and glanced at the nail polish on the table.

This was brought back by Chuhe. Although he said it was from Zhu Maimai, Liu Zhiqing felt that it was not such a coincidence. After all, it was ice blue nail polish.

That bastard Chuhe must have bought it himself.

What a pervert!
Liu Zhiqing snorted, and reached out to grab the nail polish, but Chuhe poked her head out: "Zhiqing, tell Yanyan to get up and eat."

"Oh!" Liu Zhiqing immediately withdrew her hand, brushing her hair as if nothing had happened.

Chuhe thought she was a bit strange, but he didn't think much about it and continued to cook.

Liu Zhiqing glanced at the kitchen out of the corner of her eye, quickly grabbed the nail polish and went upstairs, and put it in her dressing table: "It's not what I want, it's just that a pretty face is so rare, so I'll be reluctant to accept it."

After putting away the nail polish, Liu Zhiqing was in a good mood.

She went to call Su Muyan, Su Muyan hadn't slept enough, but the aroma from downstairs wafted up, it was really craving.

She sat up in shock and looked around: "Sister, I'm hungry."

Liu Zhiqing felt distressed and helpless, picked her up to wash her face, "It's not allowed to stay overnight from now on."

"Sister, have you changed your nail polish? No, I have to change the color of my manga too." Su Muyan saw Liu Zhiqing's wine-red manicure, and she became more sober.

Liu Zhiqing pulled her ear: "You deleted your comics for me, and you are not allowed to draw those perverted things!"

Su Muyan rolled her eyes: "Why didn't my sister delete it while I was asleep? Does my sister like to watch it?"

"I... I just respect you, you have been painting all night... Hurry up and wash it up, it's time to eat!" Liu Zhiqing put on the majesty of a parent.

Su Muyan giggled, as if he had thought of some bad idea.

"Sister, just wait, I will continue to draw later, and I will show you the climax of the Chu River spraying white water."

"dont see!"

After a while, the two sisters came downstairs.

Chu He wiped his hands and said, "Eat it, it's all lean meat."

Su Muyan immediately jumped over, grabbed the meat and gnawed it, like a hungry ghost reincarnated.

Liu Zhiqing could no longer discipline Su Muyan's ladylike image, so she could only acquiesce.

The three of them had a full meal, and Su Muyan was full of energy. She immediately went into the music room and started working.

Liu Zhiqing planned to go upstairs to read a book. In the afternoon, she needed someone to supplement her knowledge quietly.

Chuhe is free, just be a salted fish.

But he found that the nail polish was missing, and he couldn't find it after searching for a while.

"Zhiqing, where's the nail polish? If you don't want it, I'll give it back to Zhu Xiaomai next time." Chu He was very polite.

Liu Zhiqing snorted secretly, it was obviously sent by you pervert, I'm embarrassed to admit it?I hate Tsundere the most!

"I don't know, maybe it should be thrown away as trash." Liu Zhiqing asked three questions.

Chuhe had no choice but to give up and lay down on the swing, feeling comfortable.

He looks at China Literature and Weibo every day, and there is nothing to see, except that "Flawless" has caused quite a stir.

Many fans left messages.

"Honey, are you really going to debut? Will it affect your writing?"

"Actually, if you have time, you can do a cover, like "That Girl" is very good, if you feel too big to be a singer."

"I always feel a little dreamy, but I support my husband!"

The fans were expecting and worried. Chuhe's singing was indeed good, but it was a cover song. He had never sung the original song before, and the fans never thought of him releasing a single.

The result was caught off guard, and a song "No Time" was about to be released, which was so weird.

Among them, the fans of Yuewen.com were the least supportive. They felt that Chu Dada was messing around a bit, so he couldn't write a book and went to sing.

They don't know that Chuhe's singing is also salty fish, writing books is also salty fish, and doing everything is salty fish, which has no effect.

Fans reacted differently, and black fans reappeared.

This is inevitable, there is no Internet celebrity without black fans, Chuhe is so powerful, and a lot of black fans have gathered in the dark.

They naturally want to mock Chuhe for singing, there is no time for anything, no time for a hammer.

Chuhe ignored him, put down his phone and took a nap.

In the end, Su Muyan ran over and shook him before he fell asleep for a while: "Brother, wake up, my manga is about to end?"

???

Chu He was confused: "What?"

farewell.

Chuhe turned over and continued to sleep.

Su Muyan put her hips on her hips and shouted, "Hey, don't you want to see it? I drew my sister like a thief, with those feet, legs and that crumbling face."

Do you think you can seduce me like this?Am I that dirty man?

Half a minute later, Chu He sat in front of the computer, holding a box of milk in his hand, and slowly poured it into the cup: "It's this color, you can just paint according to the milk."

Su Muyan nodded: "So that's the case. Then I can dream about beating men after drinking milk. Who should I fantasize about?"

Stop!

Chu He propped his chin, scanning the comics: "The drawing is really good, Zhiqing looks very similar, but I don't look like it at all, your level of drawing boys is too low, right?"

"My level is low? It's because you look too abstract!" Su Muyan objected.

Chu He squints, am I so abstract?

Forget it, let me do it myself, anyway, I have committed a crime with Su Muyan, so it's not bad.

He bought the cartoonist skill, which only has three levels, and the level one is very good, which made Chuhe very satisfied.

So, under Su Muyan's shocked gaze, Chuhe changed the hero to look like himself.

"You...how are you so good?" Su Muyan was stunned, and then exulted: "It's great, the sense of substitution has increased dramatically. I'm wet, how about you?"

Su Muyan swallowed his saliva.

Chu He bowed and walked away seriously: "Okay, okay, I won't help you anymore, it's boring."

Su Muyan ignored him, sat down excitedly and clicked the mouse, and quickly shouted: "Send successfully!"

Chuhe was startled, turned his head and said, "Who are you sending it to?"

"Give it to my sister, she must be more excited than me to see it, the hero is too similar to you."

what are you...

Chuhe hurried away, and upstairs, Liu Zhiqing's roar came: "Yanyan, what are you doing!"

She ran down blushing and was about to kill someone.

Su Muyan blinked, seeing that her sister's reaction was different from what she expected, and immediately pointed to Chu He who was fleeing: "Sister, it was Chu He who drew the painting for the second time. Didn't you notice that the male protagonist suddenly looked like him? He said It needs a stronger sense of substitution to be exciting."

Liu Zhiqing turned into a witch in an instant, turned around and stared at Chuhe: "I'll let you know what stimulation is today!"

(No update today, pack your luggage, and fly back to my hometown in Sichuan tomorrow to visit my grandparents. After five or six days, it may be difficult to add updates. I want to travel with my sister. I have grown up so much. It is the first time to travel. Please forgive me Ah, I have, I want to see the big world, can I?)

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