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Chapter 24 Encounter a bandit! Meet a bandit! 2
"Well... that's right, youngest, remember to go back and teach your brothers." The bandit leader flew away as soon as he opened his mouth to see the birds in the woods.

Shen Shuyao's heart couldn't help rippling, the boss is the boss, and the sound is like a bell when she speaks, how imposing it is!
"Girl hand over all the valuables, otherwise don't blame us for being cruel,
"The sky is bright and the sun is bright, and the universe is bright. If you are so blatantly blocking the way and robbing, is there no law for the king?"

After finishing speaking, Shen Shuyao thought about it secretly, the pig feet on TV seemed to say the same thing when they met local ruffians, bullies and bandits.

The bandit leader roared, "Wang Fa...I am Wang Fa."

That's right, after saying that sentence, the evil forces usually reply this sentence, Shen Shuyao is secretly proud, it seems that her memory is not completely indifferent.

As if sensing that someone was not convinced by his majesty, the bandit leader slammed his big hammer to the ground.

After a muffled sound, Shen Shuyao felt the ground under her feet trembling. If that hammer fell on her small body, then we would have nothing to say, and hurried to catch up with our parents who died young in this life on Huangquan Road. Good to have a companion.

"Brother bandit, we... have no grievances in the past, and no enmity in recent days. You see, I am so smart and cute. Can you accept me as your younger brother? I can do laundry, cook, and take care of children. I can do everything."

Everyone has seen face-changing in Sichuan opera. Shen Shuyao knows it well, and she is very proficient. The speed of face-changing is extremely fast, which makes you overwhelmed.

Just now, he looked righteous and awe-inspiring, but suddenly he became a cowardly rookie. This leap is a bit too big.

Shen Shuyao was full of admiration, her eyes were staring, and she smiled at the bandit who was carrying a big knife, and she thought she was a young and invincible beautiful girl.

Tsk tsk... There is such a saying: If you have never met a bandit when you go out, you will be a time traveler in vain!What a classic sentence, when you look back, you must ask which god it came from!
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Monster version of the small theater:

The following is a question and answer question: Who said the famous saying "If you have never met a bandit when you go out, you will be a time traveler in vain"?

A certain October: \(^o^)/Ou Ye... I said it, I said it, worship me, look up to me, yearn for me, covet me!
(End of this chapter)