Three Kingdoms New Emperor

Chapter 36

Traveling through this troubled world, Liu Xie has never had more gold fingers against the sky.He neither suddenly comprehended the martial arts of the top masters of this era, nor did he suddenly have a brain thinking like a super computer.All he has is that he can look at this chaotic world from a unique perspective overlooking this era.

However, this is of no use.

Knowing is difficult but doing is easy. In the face of real difficulties, if there is no feasible space for a high-level viewpoint, it will be the saddest joke.

Liu Xie didn't want to be the Han Xiandi who was more desolate than a cold joke in history, so at some point, he inevitably used some vigilance and tricks.Although, such an approach belongs to the category of power tactics.But there is no doubt that his current status is precisely the emperor who uses power tactics most logically.

What's more, he would not have any burden in his heart to deal with such an inhumane guy like Guo Si.

As a result, he inspired Wang Yue to use the arrogance of these reckless rangers to make them completely surrender to him.As a result, he deliberately unbalances his body at a hundred paces without turning himself into a poor hedgehog for no reason.

He was waiting, waiting for those spies disguised as hunters to tell Guo Bang his true identity.Because he knew that his identity was a shining gold medal for avoiding death.Of course, if it is used well, it can also be used as a cover to save these poor women.

However, Liu Xie soon discovered that things were not quite what he had imagined.

According to his thinking, after those pretend hunters told Guo Bang that he was the current emperor, even if Guo Bang would not dismount and bow down, his face would immediately change drastically.But what I saw when I looked up was that after hearing the hunter's whisper, Guo Bang's face became very strange and lewd. He didn't bring any personal guards, and rushed to Liu Xie, got off his horse, squatted down, and changed his face in one go. : "Oh, it turned out to be my brother. Forgive me for being blind, what an offense..."

Liu Xie was a little confused, really a little confused.Because at this time, Guo Si took the initiative to hold his arm, and looked very affectionate and respectful: "Brother, I was ordered to conquer Zhu Jun's rebellion this time, but I didn't get much money. But, brother, take a fancy to the man behind him Girl, take everything!"

Liu Xie, including Wang Yue and others behind him, had been completely fooled by Guo Si's bottomless familiarity, unable to say a word in a daze.It is said that Liu Xie's psychological quality should be better after being immersed in the Internet melee all day long, but when he saw Guo Si's beard longer than his own hair, he called himself "little brother" one after another, and the goosebumps on his body Pimple immediately protested.

But Guo Bang was still not aware of it. He looked at Liu Xie's blank and sullen face, suddenly slapped himself on the forehead, and shouted: "Oh, no, no, my brother is probably not old at this age. It’s good to know girls. Even if you know, I can’t give you these, little brother... Well, I didn’t bring much money this time, but I still have some ancient books and utensils. With your status, little brother, I’m afraid you like these , come..."

Listening to Guo Bang's self-contained performance, Liu Xie finally got used to it. Although he still couldn't figure out why Guo Bang's attitude took such a 180-degree turn, was it not the same as what he had originally imagined?
As a result, Liu Xie smiled slightly when the soldiers carrying a pile of bamboo slips and silk silk came.He tossed the reins of the horse to the soldier who came to fawn on him with a playful smile, as casually as if he had thrown it to his own servant.Guo Bang's eyes were sharp, seeing that this little boy was showing a more luxurious and graceful demeanor than the son of the family at this time, he couldn't help secretly praising him: Grandma's, it really is the young master Dong's granddaughter likes, you see This kind of posture, we can't learn it...

"Brother Guo..." As soon as Liu Xie opened his mouth, Wang Yue and the others immediately looked gloomy, but unexpectedly Liu Xie then said indifferently: "There is something I want to discuss with my brother. Look at the man behind you. The big pole is really an eyesore, can it make the brothers have a good time chopping it?"

Guo Bang's face was stunned, and he was a little furious.He killed countless people, let alone a child, even a strong general in the army would be terrified to see him.At this moment, seeing that although the boy's riding skills are not very good, his speech and demeanor are calm and calm, unhurried, noble and elegant.

Seeing that he really couldn't scare this noble son, Guo Si, the horse thief's speculative nature, was revealed again, and he turned to a flattering smile: "Brother, that thing is not pleasing to the eye, so let's chop it up. Come on, take that big The banner was chopped off!"

Hearing that Guo Bang agreed to such a shameful condition, Liu Xie made up his mind, and suddenly became a little affectionate towards Guo Bang. After patting Guo Bang on the shoulder to signal him to squat down, he put on a cheap look that men can understand and said : "Brother Guo, there is something wrong with you..."

"what?"

"Brother, it's not that I don't know how good women are. You think we, how can we be like you miserable soldiers? When we were 11 years old, those maids of honor taught us all the benefits. ..."

"Brother, what do you mean?..." Guo Bang was so happy to find someone of the same kind, he was so stupid that he didn't even realize that what Liu Xie said just now was "a maid of honor" instead of a "servant maid".

Ordinary aristocratic children, when they complete their first manhood, are mostly servant girls around them or concubines appointed by their parents long ago.But Liu Xie is the Son of Heaven, and all he can talk about is the maids and court ladies that only exist in the palace.Of course, at Guo Si's level, even if you can hear it, you probably don't understand the difference between the two.

However, Guo Bang's expression changed, and he became embarrassed, because he suddenly realized: "Brother, don't you want to pick just one?"

"I'm so talented, how can one be enough?" Liu Xie blushed, and he felt that the reason was too far-fetched, but with a glance, he included all the women on the cart.

Guo Bang almost sat down on the ground: "Little brother, I have hundreds of them here, can you bear it?"

Liu Xie rolled his eyes, and looked at Guo Si contemptuously: You idiot, how can there be no agreement between men in this regard?

However, when this trump card was used, Guo Bang was still very embarrassed: "Little brother, we are all men, and this matter is nothing at all. But you are the person that the little princess likes. If she knows brother, I will give you a gift." Woman, from now on, brother and I..."

"Little princess?" Liu Xie was stunned. How could there be a princess in the Han Dynasty?
"It's Boss Dong's favorite granddaughter Weiyang Lord Dong Bai..." Guo Si's face was also annoyed, he was wondering if the child in front of him was not the little boy Dong Bai liked?

Liu Xie finally understood that this 'lord' is not that 'county', but the fire in his heart was suddenly ignited.After arguing for a long time, he thought that his status as the emperor made Guo Bang afraid, but he didn't expect that his status as the emperor of a manly man was not as good as that of Dong Bai's little boy, which convinced Guo Bang. Such a silent and stinging shame made Liu Xie's face suddenly became grim.

However, Liu Xie didn't know that those people who had been spying on him were actually two groups of people.One group is naturally Dong Zhuo's minions, while the other group is the rascals that Dong Bai recruits.Those who reported to Guo Bang just now were not Dong Zhuo's subordinates at all, because at this time, these people must first report the situation to Dong Zhuo and then decide how to convey orders to Guo Bang.

However, even if Liu Xie knew about this misunderstanding, he would not forgive Guo Si.He suddenly slapped Guo Si on the face, got up and shouted angrily: "I am the emperor of the Han Dynasty, you bastard, how dare you be so rude?!"

Liu Xie's slap was not heavy, at least, it didn't hurt much when it hit Guo Bang's face with rough skin and thick flesh.But this slap was a slap in the face in front of Guo Bang's soldiers, and he couldn't help being shocked and angry.For so many years, why has he, Guo Si, been subjected to such birdishness?
"Son of Heaven?" Guo Si suddenly stood up and pulled out the ring-sword at his waist, and slashed at Liu Xie: "Son of Heaven is a dog raised by our Grand Master. I will teach you a good lesson for the Grand Master today, this wild dog." !"

"Do you dare to be a thief?!" Wang Yue immediately flew to protect Liu Xie, glaring at him angrily: "It is a crime that cannot be punished!"

Seeing that Wang Yue knocked away the ring head knife in his hand with a single sword just now, Guo Si also took a few steps back quickly.But after hearing Wang Yue's words, he laughed contemptuously: "There is no crime to be punished? Boy, you should think about your own life first!" After finishing speaking, Guo Si suddenly raised his right hand holding the knife high.

At this moment, the archers from Xiliang who were ninety steps away tightened their bowstrings once again.Even though, they all heard Liu Xie yelling that he was the emperor just now...

At this moment, Liu Xie suddenly felt cruel, childish and humiliated.It turns out that any tricks and means can only be a joke in the face of strong strength.

At this very moment, the dull sound of horseshoes suddenly sounded in the distance, although there were not many people coming to hear the sound.But when Liu Xie looked back in astonishment, he actually saw a group of cavalry coming towards him...

(End of this chapter)