Three Kingdoms New Emperor

Chapter 60 You all know what a fart!

For an ordinary close person, Liu Xie's drama has reached this point, and the woman on the other side should turn her anger into a smile.Ke Fushou heard this, but became even more annoyed. After straightening his face again, he prostrated himself on the ground and remonstrated solemnly: "Your Majesty, now the arrogant soldiers from Kansai are rampaging in Chang'an City, and Dong Zhongying is in Meiwu. Eating meat and drinking wine, princes from all over the world are watching from the sidelines. Now the Han Dynasty is like a fire pit, and the ministers and concubines are willing to jump into it, because they want to serve the emperor and seek a community for the common people. If your majesty continues to do this, I fear the Han Dynasty It won't be long!"

"Bold!" Before Liu Xie could speak, Leng Shouguang couldn't hold back anymore and began to reprimand him.How Liu Xie fought secretly with Dong Zhuoming these days for the sake of the Han Dynasty, and even suffered several times of life-threatening, he has seen it all.Therefore, even though Leng Shouguang is just a small yellow family, in a hurry, he is not resentful that people like Fushou who live deep in the palace and don't know the truth, accuse Liu Xie with all kinds of lies.

"Shut up!" But Leng Shouguang never imagined that such a fierce person as Fushou, seeing him dare to cum, immediately shouted angrily: "The previous emperor favored eunuchs. The lesson from the past is not blood-cold, you dare to stay like a eunuch!" Shaking your lips to bewitch your Majesty, you really deserve to kill him with a sword!"

With the harsh hierarchical etiquette in front of him, even though Leng Shouguang was full of grievances, he could only retreat in embarrassment.But Liu Xie on the side was a little stunned at this moment: his daughter-in-law, on the surface, was weak and weak, but unexpectedly she was a rouge and fierce horse.It seems that to win this chick's heart, I'm afraid it won't be done overnight...

Just when Liu Xie didn't know how to smooth things over, a high-pitched hiss suddenly sounded behind Liu Xie.Liu Xie looked back, his face suddenly became ugly.But after looking back at Fushou, he looked at Dong Bai who was dressed in red like fire on the horse again, and put on a meaningful smile.

"Your Majesty, today is Situ Wangyun's birthday. Grandpa is invited to have a banquet at Situ's mansion. Grandpa sent me over to ask if His Majesty would like to come with you?" Dong Bai, who had an inexplicable and unclear relationship with Liu Xie, in order to maintain a deliberate distance, Immediately, the man said these words without even giving any courtesy.

Liu Xie's expression brightened immediately, someone gave him a pillow when he just dozed off.In order to create opportunities for his granddaughter to pimp, Dong Tufu really tricked himself into it.Unexpectedly, Liu Xiegang took a step forward, and Fushou behind him said loudly: "Your Majesty, there has been a difference between monarchs and ministers since ancient times. It is a breach of etiquette for emperors and ministers to celebrate their birthdays. If your majesty thinks of Master Situ's hard work and has the heart to praise him, people will announce him to the court." In the palace, it is enough to reward some imperial tributes and warm words of encouragement."

Dong Bai didn't know Fushou, and when he saw himself talking to Liu Xie, this person tried to dissuade him, and his brows stood up: "Where is the emperor going, why do you need to talk?"

Fu Shou couldn't help being secretly annoyed by Dong Bai's words of ridicule.But after all, she was born in the family of 'Fu Bu Dou', which has a very fine tradition, and the matter of protecting one's life wisely can be said to be a family tradition.

When Liu Xie saw that Fushou was not the kind of woman who was full of strong thoughts and stupid, his heart was almost happy.From this, he ignored Fushou's angry and persistent eyes, strode up to Dong Bai, rolled over and immediately got on Dong Bai's strong horse.Even in front of Fushou, Liu Xie put his hands around Dong Bai's waist, took the reins, and shouted: "Drive!"

Dong Bai never thought that Liu Xie would be so bold this time.With her martial arts, she could have knocked Liu Xie to the ground with one move, but she was attracted by Liu Xie's natural but domineering actions, so she forgot to resist for a while.I only felt that my back was hot, and I tried my best to lean forward, keeping out of contact with Liu Xie in the bumps.

Leng Shouguang on the side was a little dumbfounded, until Liu Xie arrogantly and intentionally hugged Dong Bai's small waist, waved goodbye to Fushou, he realized, and trotted after him: "Your Majesty! , Your Majesty, wait for the villain, the villain only has two legs..."

In the courtyard, only Fushou was left alone, staring blankly at Liu Xie's leaving back.Suddenly feeling a little lost, she didn't know how she got back to the room, she just sat in front of the dressing table and stared at the sad face in the bronze mirror in a daze.In the end, the servant girl who served her accidentally pulled her hair, and she woke up suddenly.

The servant hurriedly knelt down to plead guilty, but Fushou, who was always gentle and tolerant, slapped the dressing table hard this time, scaring the little servant girl out of her wits.

But Fu Shou didn't mention what happened just now. He just said to himself in the mirror: "No, Your Majesty is bewitched by that witch, and the Han Dynasty is in danger. It's futile to sit in the court and pray to God like me. You should take the initiative to approach Your Majesty to warm you up." Words of advice will do the trick!"

Fu Shou said so, with a slightly immature face, a saintly feeling of "I don't go to hell, who goes to hell"...

Liu Xie naturally didn't know that he had left in Fushou's mind the impression that he wanted to catch up with such stupid and tyrants as Shang Zhou and Xia Jie. At this time, he was running wildly on Chang'an Street, thinking about how to take this opportunity to participate in the competition. into the chain meter.He had already discussed this matter with Xun You in Tingwei, but when the opportunity really came before him, Liu Xie couldn't help but have a cloud in his mind.

"Although Master Situ is scheming and calculating, he is stubborn and jealous. Your Majesty can only use his strategy to conspire with him, but you can't get caught up in it. Your Majesty should take advantage of the situation..." In the prison, Xun You said this At that time, under the light of the pine torch, his eyes shone with a faint light that Liu Xie couldn't understand.

This inevitably reminded Liu Xie of what Wang Yun had done in history, as well as the strangeness of the first time he met Wang Yun, which made Liu Xie even more worried.

But without waiting for him to immerse himself in it and think carefully, the gate of Situ Mansion is close in front of him.When he was about to dismount, Liu Xie felt Dong Bai's strangeness, and couldn't help saying casually: "Female man, what's wrong with you?"

"Have you hugged enough?" Dong Bai said to Liu Xie in a voice comparable to the buzzing of mosquitoes, without daring to turn his head.He didn't even blame Liu Xie for his title, which didn't fit the times.

Only then did Liu Xie realize that he was holding the rein with his right hand, while his left hand was actually wrapping around Dong Bai's waist.Seen from behind, Dong Bai's ears had already turned red into a peach color, and there was something indescribable about it.Unfortunately, under conditioned reflex, Liu Xie hastily let go of his left hand, and finally felt the astonishing softness of the arc, and regretted it in his heart: I just remembered to worry about the big things in the world, and I didn't feel a good feeling along the way. fan...

However, Liu Xie didn't have much scruples about Dong Bai.Once an opportunity is lost, he will immediately create an opportunity. Just when Dong Bai was swaying to get off the horse, Liu Xie rushed forward and grabbed Dong Bai's upturned buttocks with one hand. It seemed that he was worried that Dong Bai would fall off the horse. But actually... huh.

"What are you doing?" Dong Bai was entrusted in mid-air by Liu Xie, and Liu Xie belittled him in such a secret place, and he was immediately furious.But the damn thing is, now that she knows Liu Xie's true identity, she will never kick Liu Xie away again.

"Oh, oh...I'll support you, don't fall." Liu Xie pretended to support Dong Bai down, and the moment Dong Bai landed, his right hand gently touched Dong Bai's buttocks unwillingly. With a pinch, Dong Bai's already flushed face immediately became like burning clouds in the sky at dusk, which is too beautiful to behold.

'what?How come he didn't get beaten? "Liu Xie has long been mentally prepared for his own death.But when he turned his head to look at Dong Bai with a glint in his eyes, he found that Dong Bai had met his own eyes, but quickly avoided it as if he had made some mistake.The shyness of such a young daughter immediately made Liu Xie proud.

But when the two of them were embarrassed in that ambiguous atmosphere, Leng Shouguang shouted out of breath in the distance: "Your Majesty... Young Master, Young Master, you wait for the villain."

Situ Mansion is not far from Weiyang Palace, otherwise Leng Shouguang would not have arrived in such a timely manner.Of course, for Leng Shouguang's promptness this time, Liu Xie was very unhappy, turned his head to Leng Shouguang who was wiping his sweat with a big sleeve robe and said with a sneer: "Okay, your legs and feet are quite agile..."

"Your Majesty, my lord, stop mocking the villain."

"Where did I taunt you, I'm just praising you again, you know?" Liu Xieppi smiled, making Leng Shouguang even more chilled.Sure enough, Liu Xie then said: "Since you are so good at running, then go back to the palace... your mansion, and bring that brocade box. It's always bad to come to Situ's mansion to celebrate a birthday with empty hands. "

"Ah?... Do we have to run again?" Leng Shouguang was about to cry, but when he finally saw Liu Xie blinking at him with a cold light from his left eye, he suddenly felt cold and understood what Liu Xie said Which brocade box is it.

But just when he realized it, Liu Xie stopped talking to him, walked straight into Situ's mansion with his arms around Dong Bai's small waist without warning.

"Hey, isn't that Mr. Chang'an? Why did you get mixed up with that witch?" Some people on the street recognized Liu Xie and couldn't help being surprised.

"No wonder, no wonder those Guanxi soldiers didn't dare to provoke this son. It turns out that our Chang'an son is so courageous that he even rode on that poor Xiliang horse... Tsk tsk, it's really a hero from ancient times!"

"You know what a fart! This is the highest of the 36 tricks: the beauty trick! Our Chang'an son really dedicated himself to the people..."

"You all know what a fart! The young master came to Situ's mansion, but he came to see Diao Chan, the most beautiful woman in the late Han Dynasty!" Liu Xie, who walked to the gate of Situ's mansion, turned his head suddenly, waved with a smile on his face, but he was like this in his heart. Think proudly.

(End of this chapter)