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Chapter 1528 Zhang Jie's Girl Picking Skill
Chapter 1528 Zhang Jie's Girl Picking Skill
In fact, many women have become quite open now, but many men still have old-fashioned ideas.
For example, a young man and woman in their twenties, the two were either on a blind date or the man took the initiative, but after getting along for more than ten days, the boy didn't even hold the girl's hand.
If it takes longer, about a month, in the girl's heart, she feels that something is wrong with this guy: Is this guy a fool, he doesn't even dare to hold my hand?According to the general state, she should be on first base, second base, and even third base at this time.
Some people think that getting a woman's body is like playing baseball, and "first base" is holding hands. According to the development status of the two, it must be done within three days.
"Second base" is a kiss.After first base is done, second base must be done within a week, or less.
"Third base" is to attack the chest.A woman's chest is the second sensitive area. As long as the first and second bases are done, within half a month, the third base must be won.
Of course, sometimes a man and a woman walk together, or they are both lonely, and in the process of kissing, third base can be settled by the way.
These are all natural things.
As for the final "home run", it goes without saying that the big guys can understand what it means.
Lin Wanjie and Zhuo Xinran have known each other for more than half a year, but apart from pulling hands, this guy has never hit second base, let alone third base.
Not just for her, but for many other women as well.
Although these women don't have any ideas, but they don't understand and ask in their hearts: Is this bastard not good?If not, it's better to break up early...
Poor Lin is so powerful that it is not a problem to have ten or eight daughters in one night, but in the hearts of these women who don't know the truth, he has become a coward on the contrary—a role that can't be done!
There is nothing sadder than this in the world.
"Brother, have you dealt with sister-in-law?" The two girls went to look at the clothes, Zhang Jie put down the things, and sat down with someone Lin and chatted.
"What's the deal?" Mr. Lin was stunned, sitting there with an old god.
"First base and second base, how many did you manage?" Zhang Jie smiled lewdly, "I successfully hit a home run. If there is no accident, I may be able to conceive my seed in the next year. Wow quack, At that time, she will not be able to marry me if she wants to."
Shit, what else is going on?Lin blinked his eyes, naturally he wouldn't pretend to be unfathomable at this time, thinking that he knew "first base, second base" these things, so he humbly asked for advice.
It has to be said that Zhang Jie is his teacher and a mentor in love.
This guy was talking endlessly. There were many men who were shopping with his girlfriends in the store. When they heard this, they quickly formed a circle and listened patiently.
In this way, Zhang Jie became more motivated, and said loudly: "The so-called first base is... big brother, don't say that you haven't even hit the first base yet."
Surrounded by such a large group of people, if Lin Wanjie admits that he failed to hit first base, then he is not a man.
But in my heart, I tried to recall what Zhang Jie said. When I met a woman, I held hands in three days, kissed in seven days, fucked in half a month, and pushed down in a month...
Fuck me, I seem to be too bad, right?He pinched himself hard, and felt that it was a waste of time to mess around until today.
Damn, I, Lin Wanjie, is a hero who picks up girls. I didn't expect that I didn't even hit second base, so my life was for nothing.
He also remembered that when Zhang Zhiyong and Bai Shi first met, the couple was a good couple, and they went to open a room that night.
This seems a bit unreasonable to Lin, but now he understands that it is himself who is unreasonable.
MB, if I knew it earlier, I should have asked Zhang Jie for advice.
Lin was so remorseful that he quickly took his hand and said, "Tell me, what tricks did you use?"
Hearing the elder brother's advice, Zhang Jie's blood boiled all over, and he thought to himself: elder brother, although you have more girls than me, you may not eat as much meat as me.It's just that I was controlled to death by Xinxin, and with your backing behind me, I will never be able to eat meat again in this life.
Although I was a little unhappy in my heart, I must not betray my wife after marriage, so I had to spend a lot of time before marriage.
Thinking of this, he hurriedly said: "Brother, women are actually easy to coax. As long as you treat her with sincerity, even if it's a fake one, but don't let her feel it, that's fine. Then do something to move her, and at night Wouldn't it be a matter of course if you drink some wine and push her to her?"
A group of people all gave their thumbs up and praised: "□□, true□□! It's just that women are very careful, how can she not feel that you are 'false and sincere'?"
"Hey, this is the realm. You don't have enough means, so naturally you can't do this." Zhang Jie said proudly, looking very proud.
This is his skill in picking up girls. If his elder brother hadn't asked about it, he wouldn't have said it to anyone else.
Lin was deeply moved after hearing this.But in the blink of an eye, Zhuo Xinran and his sisters were standing behind Zhang Jie, and they couldn't help shivering.
He pouted his mouth and signaled Zhang Jie to be careful. He thought the elder brother was asking again, so he said, "Brother, don't you believe me? Tell you, I took Xinxin down by these means. Hehe, you don't know, that day night……"
"Zhang Jie, go to hell!" Hearing him talking about himself, Zhuo Xinxin finally couldn't stand it anymore, picked up the package in his hand and threw it at him.
"Ah!" Poor Zhang Jie didn't react, he knew something was wrong when he heard the voice, and just as he turned his head, he saw a bag hit him.
With a bang, the guy passed out directly.
Zhuo Xinxin ignored him and ran away crying.
"Uh, this..." Lin smiled awkwardly, looking at Zhuo Xinran a little embarrassed.
"A bunch of bastards!" Zhuo Xinran snorted, ignored Zhang Jie, and ran away.
Someone from Lin kicked the guy, scolded: "Get out of here if you're not dead!" and ran away too.
Zhang Jie patted his buttocks and stood up. Seeing many people looking at him, he smiled, touched his sore cheek and said: "Did you see it, did you see it, sometimes the play has to be like this..."
Only then did the spectators understand Zhang Jie's sophistication, and they all praised him, thinking that this kid is really capable of doing what he says.
"Oh, brother, sister-in-law's things are still here." Seeing the countless packing boxes on the ground, Zhang Jie had a bitter face, picked them up and chased after them.
"Sister, don't be angry, all men have this virtue. In fact, I think what Zhang Jie said is quite right." Zhuo Xinran said quietly after catching up with his sister.
"That's right? Why?" Wiping her tears, Zhuo Xinxin wasn't really angry, but she was a little puzzled.
"Hey, you don't know, he... has only held my hand so far. In fact, I'm a little envious of you." Zhuo Xinran sighed.
(End of this chapter)
In fact, many women have become quite open now, but many men still have old-fashioned ideas.
For example, a young man and woman in their twenties, the two were either on a blind date or the man took the initiative, but after getting along for more than ten days, the boy didn't even hold the girl's hand.
If it takes longer, about a month, in the girl's heart, she feels that something is wrong with this guy: Is this guy a fool, he doesn't even dare to hold my hand?According to the general state, she should be on first base, second base, and even third base at this time.
Some people think that getting a woman's body is like playing baseball, and "first base" is holding hands. According to the development status of the two, it must be done within three days.
"Second base" is a kiss.After first base is done, second base must be done within a week, or less.
"Third base" is to attack the chest.A woman's chest is the second sensitive area. As long as the first and second bases are done, within half a month, the third base must be won.
Of course, sometimes a man and a woman walk together, or they are both lonely, and in the process of kissing, third base can be settled by the way.
These are all natural things.
As for the final "home run", it goes without saying that the big guys can understand what it means.
Lin Wanjie and Zhuo Xinran have known each other for more than half a year, but apart from pulling hands, this guy has never hit second base, let alone third base.
Not just for her, but for many other women as well.
Although these women don't have any ideas, but they don't understand and ask in their hearts: Is this bastard not good?If not, it's better to break up early...
Poor Lin is so powerful that it is not a problem to have ten or eight daughters in one night, but in the hearts of these women who don't know the truth, he has become a coward on the contrary—a role that can't be done!
There is nothing sadder than this in the world.
"Brother, have you dealt with sister-in-law?" The two girls went to look at the clothes, Zhang Jie put down the things, and sat down with someone Lin and chatted.
"What's the deal?" Mr. Lin was stunned, sitting there with an old god.
"First base and second base, how many did you manage?" Zhang Jie smiled lewdly, "I successfully hit a home run. If there is no accident, I may be able to conceive my seed in the next year. Wow quack, At that time, she will not be able to marry me if she wants to."
Shit, what else is going on?Lin blinked his eyes, naturally he wouldn't pretend to be unfathomable at this time, thinking that he knew "first base, second base" these things, so he humbly asked for advice.
It has to be said that Zhang Jie is his teacher and a mentor in love.
This guy was talking endlessly. There were many men who were shopping with his girlfriends in the store. When they heard this, they quickly formed a circle and listened patiently.
In this way, Zhang Jie became more motivated, and said loudly: "The so-called first base is... big brother, don't say that you haven't even hit the first base yet."
Surrounded by such a large group of people, if Lin Wanjie admits that he failed to hit first base, then he is not a man.
But in my heart, I tried to recall what Zhang Jie said. When I met a woman, I held hands in three days, kissed in seven days, fucked in half a month, and pushed down in a month...
Fuck me, I seem to be too bad, right?He pinched himself hard, and felt that it was a waste of time to mess around until today.
Damn, I, Lin Wanjie, is a hero who picks up girls. I didn't expect that I didn't even hit second base, so my life was for nothing.
He also remembered that when Zhang Zhiyong and Bai Shi first met, the couple was a good couple, and they went to open a room that night.
This seems a bit unreasonable to Lin, but now he understands that it is himself who is unreasonable.
MB, if I knew it earlier, I should have asked Zhang Jie for advice.
Lin was so remorseful that he quickly took his hand and said, "Tell me, what tricks did you use?"
Hearing the elder brother's advice, Zhang Jie's blood boiled all over, and he thought to himself: elder brother, although you have more girls than me, you may not eat as much meat as me.It's just that I was controlled to death by Xinxin, and with your backing behind me, I will never be able to eat meat again in this life.
Although I was a little unhappy in my heart, I must not betray my wife after marriage, so I had to spend a lot of time before marriage.
Thinking of this, he hurriedly said: "Brother, women are actually easy to coax. As long as you treat her with sincerity, even if it's a fake one, but don't let her feel it, that's fine. Then do something to move her, and at night Wouldn't it be a matter of course if you drink some wine and push her to her?"
A group of people all gave their thumbs up and praised: "□□, true□□! It's just that women are very careful, how can she not feel that you are 'false and sincere'?"
"Hey, this is the realm. You don't have enough means, so naturally you can't do this." Zhang Jie said proudly, looking very proud.
This is his skill in picking up girls. If his elder brother hadn't asked about it, he wouldn't have said it to anyone else.
Lin was deeply moved after hearing this.But in the blink of an eye, Zhuo Xinran and his sisters were standing behind Zhang Jie, and they couldn't help shivering.
He pouted his mouth and signaled Zhang Jie to be careful. He thought the elder brother was asking again, so he said, "Brother, don't you believe me? Tell you, I took Xinxin down by these means. Hehe, you don't know, that day night……"
"Zhang Jie, go to hell!" Hearing him talking about himself, Zhuo Xinxin finally couldn't stand it anymore, picked up the package in his hand and threw it at him.
"Ah!" Poor Zhang Jie didn't react, he knew something was wrong when he heard the voice, and just as he turned his head, he saw a bag hit him.
With a bang, the guy passed out directly.
Zhuo Xinxin ignored him and ran away crying.
"Uh, this..." Lin smiled awkwardly, looking at Zhuo Xinran a little embarrassed.
"A bunch of bastards!" Zhuo Xinran snorted, ignored Zhang Jie, and ran away.
Someone from Lin kicked the guy, scolded: "Get out of here if you're not dead!" and ran away too.
Zhang Jie patted his buttocks and stood up. Seeing many people looking at him, he smiled, touched his sore cheek and said: "Did you see it, did you see it, sometimes the play has to be like this..."
Only then did the spectators understand Zhang Jie's sophistication, and they all praised him, thinking that this kid is really capable of doing what he says.
"Oh, brother, sister-in-law's things are still here." Seeing the countless packing boxes on the ground, Zhang Jie had a bitter face, picked them up and chased after them.
"Sister, don't be angry, all men have this virtue. In fact, I think what Zhang Jie said is quite right." Zhuo Xinran said quietly after catching up with his sister.
"That's right? Why?" Wiping her tears, Zhuo Xinxin wasn't really angry, but she was a little puzzled.
"Hey, you don't know, he... has only held my hand so far. In fact, I'm a little envious of you." Zhuo Xinran sighed.
(End of this chapter)
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