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Chapter 981 The Boring Killer
Chapter 981 The Boring Killer
Chapter 460 The Boring Killer
Things were done here, and Lin had nothing to do for a while, so he found an Internet cafe and ran to surf the Internet.
He had been busy in the company for a while before, and found that the computer was not bad, at least it could pass the depression when he was bored.
After playing for a while, I saw that the left and right sides were chatting, and I didn't know what kind of chat tool they were using, so I asked casually, "Dude, what are you doing?"
On the left is an eleven or twelve-year-old boy. Seeing that Mr. Lin didn't even know about this, he couldn't help but despise him: "Chat, chat on QQ, understand?" Seeing Mr. Lin shaking his head, he blurted out: "You bumpkin, you don't even know this Know!"
That's right, in this era, there are hundreds of millions of people chatting with this thing, and he doesn't even know what it is if it's not a bumpkin?
Lin was upset. NND, how can I be a bumpkin?
No, I have to go talk and see what's good about it.
Then he registered an account, named it "Master Lin", and logged in again, only to find that there was no friend in it.
I found the search tool, and searched for a friend casually, only to find that the other party's name was "Brother, I'll satisfy you tonight", after a long pause, I realized that the woman was playing pornography, and couldn't help but bawled.
Search again, this time it's not the name, that person is called "riding Diao Chan to play with a sow", Lin suddenly felt a chill, and quickly Xed it.
MD, just chatting with these people?Really boring.
Just at this moment, his message notification box rang suddenly, and then a woman named "Dark Night Rose" added him as a friend.
Mr. Lin didn't know that there were actually demons here, and when he saw that it was a woman on the profile, he regarded it as a woman.After agreeing to her addition, the two chatted.
"Hey handsome! How old are you?"
There was a burst of excitement in Lin's heart. NND, this person knew I was handsome without seeing me?It seems that brother's light shines on the world is completely true.
"Age is a secret, but handsome guy, I'm in a good mood now, so it's okay to tell you." Someone Lin typed quickly, and the speed made the child on the left dumbfounded: Damn, doesn't this guy know how to play QQ? How can he type so fast? quick?
Mr. Lin said his age, and it turned out to be about the same age as that woman, and then the two chatted nonsense.
"What do you do?" Lin asked.
"Killer, I'm bored."
Lin was stunned, but he didn't believe it, but continued to ask: "It's normal for a killer to be bored. It is said that a killer can endure the loneliness that ordinary people can't bear!" Lin seemed to understand.
But the woman complained: "If someone kills me, I won't be bored. The key is that no one will kill me!"
"Uh, why is that?" Lin was dumbfounded.
"Because I'm too good to be hired by others." This guy made a drowsy expression, showing that she is very bored now!
Lin felt a pain in his ass, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, when I want to kill someone in the future, I will ask you to help me."
Before he finished speaking, the profile picture on the other side had already darkened. Obviously, the other party had gone offline.But someone in Lin doesn't know.
He just stood there waiting for the other party to reply, but waited and waited for more than ten minutes, then just stared at the chat window in a daze: "Dude, are you stupid? The other party is offline!"
That little kid's words woke up the person in the dream, Lin cursed angrily, x dropped QQ, and decided not to play again.
MD, I came to chat with full of confidence, unexpectedly met such an unreliable person.It seems that this thing is the same as the person opposite, unreliable.
After leaving the Internet cafe, it was almost dark, someone from Lin received a call from Pingping: "Are you coming back for dinner? Hurry up, we are waiting for you."
Lin was overjoyed. It seems that the effect of sending flowers has been achieved, and it seems that it is necessary to continue to give them some small surprises.
Bought a few bunches of candied haws at random on the side of the road, Lin came to the Liangyuan community with great interest, but found no one at home.It was only after calling that I found out that Pingping and the others were in the villa.
Too many houses is not a good thing!Lin was filled with emotions, and he didn't know which home to go back to.
When I came to the villa, it was Xiao Yueyue who opened the door. Seeing that Mr. Lin was holding several bunches of candied haws, I was a little surprised: "Brother, why are you buying this?"
"I'll give it to you to eat, do you like it?" Someone from Lin gave her a bunch.
"Ha, I like it." Xiao Yueyue was overjoyed, she happily took it, took a bite, and twisted her mouth together.This thing is so sour!
The fairy was also there, and when she saw someone from Lin coming over, she smiled and said, "Why haven't I seen you for two days?"
I want to see you, but I don't know where you have gone.Lin was a little speechless, but it was difficult to say this: "Come, I will give you candied haws."
Candied haws?The fairy took it, took a bite, and was ecstatic: "It's delicious!" She had never eaten this stuff before.
When Pingping came out of the kitchen, someone from Lin also gave her a bunch, but she didn't have any.
"You have changed a lot in the past few days, have you been hit by something?" Pingping took it and looked at Lin in surprise.This guy is buying roses and giving candied haws today. Could it be that his head was kicked by a donkey?
"No." Lin came again when he expressed his sincerity, and immediately patted his chest and said, "Pingping, I treat you well, isn't that what I should do? The way to get along with a man and a woman lies in sincerity. The so-called sincerity As far as gold and stone are concerned, you are all so kind to me, and I treat you well, isn't that just right and proper?"
In fact, these days, he was afraid of being suppressed by Pingping.No matter what, I have to find something to come back now, don’t I?
So he gave small favors and returned small favors.He still doesn't believe it anymore, under the offensive of his little favors, it's too unreasonable for Pingping to treat him like this in the future!
Pingping gave him a weird look, and suddenly snorted, "You don't want to bring some dubious woman back, do you?"
"No, absolutely not!" Someone Lin patted his chest and said loudly, "Am I that kind of person? No, absolutely not! And don't worry, I will definitely not bring anyone back in the future, this is us—four Human nest!"
NND, Pingping hates this the most, so he became smart.In the future, if there are other women I like, such as witches, etc., I will not bring them here, but go to them!
Changing brides every day and grooming every night, why bother to put them together?
Mr. Lin's dream is great, and his goal is firm. Towards this goal, he firmly believes that under his offensive, all the beauties will definitely fall into his arms!
At that time, several homes will be filled with their own women, 24 hours a day, eight hours here, eight hours there, and eight hours there, wow, how happy is a man's life?
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 460 The Boring Killer
Things were done here, and Lin had nothing to do for a while, so he found an Internet cafe and ran to surf the Internet.
He had been busy in the company for a while before, and found that the computer was not bad, at least it could pass the depression when he was bored.
After playing for a while, I saw that the left and right sides were chatting, and I didn't know what kind of chat tool they were using, so I asked casually, "Dude, what are you doing?"
On the left is an eleven or twelve-year-old boy. Seeing that Mr. Lin didn't even know about this, he couldn't help but despise him: "Chat, chat on QQ, understand?" Seeing Mr. Lin shaking his head, he blurted out: "You bumpkin, you don't even know this Know!"
That's right, in this era, there are hundreds of millions of people chatting with this thing, and he doesn't even know what it is if it's not a bumpkin?
Lin was upset. NND, how can I be a bumpkin?
No, I have to go talk and see what's good about it.
Then he registered an account, named it "Master Lin", and logged in again, only to find that there was no friend in it.
I found the search tool, and searched for a friend casually, only to find that the other party's name was "Brother, I'll satisfy you tonight", after a long pause, I realized that the woman was playing pornography, and couldn't help but bawled.
Search again, this time it's not the name, that person is called "riding Diao Chan to play with a sow", Lin suddenly felt a chill, and quickly Xed it.
MD, just chatting with these people?Really boring.
Just at this moment, his message notification box rang suddenly, and then a woman named "Dark Night Rose" added him as a friend.
Mr. Lin didn't know that there were actually demons here, and when he saw that it was a woman on the profile, he regarded it as a woman.After agreeing to her addition, the two chatted.
"Hey handsome! How old are you?"
There was a burst of excitement in Lin's heart. NND, this person knew I was handsome without seeing me?It seems that brother's light shines on the world is completely true.
"Age is a secret, but handsome guy, I'm in a good mood now, so it's okay to tell you." Someone Lin typed quickly, and the speed made the child on the left dumbfounded: Damn, doesn't this guy know how to play QQ? How can he type so fast? quick?
Mr. Lin said his age, and it turned out to be about the same age as that woman, and then the two chatted nonsense.
"What do you do?" Lin asked.
"Killer, I'm bored."
Lin was stunned, but he didn't believe it, but continued to ask: "It's normal for a killer to be bored. It is said that a killer can endure the loneliness that ordinary people can't bear!" Lin seemed to understand.
But the woman complained: "If someone kills me, I won't be bored. The key is that no one will kill me!"
"Uh, why is that?" Lin was dumbfounded.
"Because I'm too good to be hired by others." This guy made a drowsy expression, showing that she is very bored now!
Lin felt a pain in his ass, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, when I want to kill someone in the future, I will ask you to help me."
Before he finished speaking, the profile picture on the other side had already darkened. Obviously, the other party had gone offline.But someone in Lin doesn't know.
He just stood there waiting for the other party to reply, but waited and waited for more than ten minutes, then just stared at the chat window in a daze: "Dude, are you stupid? The other party is offline!"
That little kid's words woke up the person in the dream, Lin cursed angrily, x dropped QQ, and decided not to play again.
MD, I came to chat with full of confidence, unexpectedly met such an unreliable person.It seems that this thing is the same as the person opposite, unreliable.
After leaving the Internet cafe, it was almost dark, someone from Lin received a call from Pingping: "Are you coming back for dinner? Hurry up, we are waiting for you."
Lin was overjoyed. It seems that the effect of sending flowers has been achieved, and it seems that it is necessary to continue to give them some small surprises.
Bought a few bunches of candied haws at random on the side of the road, Lin came to the Liangyuan community with great interest, but found no one at home.It was only after calling that I found out that Pingping and the others were in the villa.
Too many houses is not a good thing!Lin was filled with emotions, and he didn't know which home to go back to.
When I came to the villa, it was Xiao Yueyue who opened the door. Seeing that Mr. Lin was holding several bunches of candied haws, I was a little surprised: "Brother, why are you buying this?"
"I'll give it to you to eat, do you like it?" Someone from Lin gave her a bunch.
"Ha, I like it." Xiao Yueyue was overjoyed, she happily took it, took a bite, and twisted her mouth together.This thing is so sour!
The fairy was also there, and when she saw someone from Lin coming over, she smiled and said, "Why haven't I seen you for two days?"
I want to see you, but I don't know where you have gone.Lin was a little speechless, but it was difficult to say this: "Come, I will give you candied haws."
Candied haws?The fairy took it, took a bite, and was ecstatic: "It's delicious!" She had never eaten this stuff before.
When Pingping came out of the kitchen, someone from Lin also gave her a bunch, but she didn't have any.
"You have changed a lot in the past few days, have you been hit by something?" Pingping took it and looked at Lin in surprise.This guy is buying roses and giving candied haws today. Could it be that his head was kicked by a donkey?
"No." Lin came again when he expressed his sincerity, and immediately patted his chest and said, "Pingping, I treat you well, isn't that what I should do? The way to get along with a man and a woman lies in sincerity. The so-called sincerity As far as gold and stone are concerned, you are all so kind to me, and I treat you well, isn't that just right and proper?"
In fact, these days, he was afraid of being suppressed by Pingping.No matter what, I have to find something to come back now, don’t I?
So he gave small favors and returned small favors.He still doesn't believe it anymore, under the offensive of his little favors, it's too unreasonable for Pingping to treat him like this in the future!
Pingping gave him a weird look, and suddenly snorted, "You don't want to bring some dubious woman back, do you?"
"No, absolutely not!" Someone Lin patted his chest and said loudly, "Am I that kind of person? No, absolutely not! And don't worry, I will definitely not bring anyone back in the future, this is us—four Human nest!"
NND, Pingping hates this the most, so he became smart.In the future, if there are other women I like, such as witches, etc., I will not bring them here, but go to them!
Changing brides every day and grooming every night, why bother to put them together?
Mr. Lin's dream is great, and his goal is firm. Towards this goal, he firmly believes that under his offensive, all the beauties will definitely fall into his arms!
At that time, several homes will be filled with their own women, 24 hours a day, eight hours here, eight hours there, and eight hours there, wow, how happy is a man's life?
(End of this chapter)
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