Raiders of the Empress: My Empress is Too Small
Chapter 111 This Turtle Is Called Longevity
Chapter 111 This Turtle Is Called Longevity
"Let Nanfeng come over, I'll go and have a look." Nanfeng seldom comes, Feng Qingqian naturally wants to see him.When Feng Qingqian got up and walked out, Changfeng was behind, and asked in a low voice, "Your turtle is so ugly, who did you draw?"
Mingyou bit her lip, "Feng Qiqi~"
Chang Feng staggered in fright, almost fell to the ground, holding on to the door in embarrassment, wanting to cry without tears, woo woo!Why is his mouth so cheap, I knew why I asked this.He seems to be able to smell the gloomy breath of death
Feng Qingqian didn't go out, her hearing was good, so she heard it naturally.Turning around gracefully and looking at Mingyou, Mingyou looks forward to it, is it possible that her punishment will be lifted?
Unexpectedly, Feng Qingqian just glanced at her indifferently and said, "You continue to stand where it's hot inside, you stand outside, it's cooler outside."
Mingyou pursed his lips, "Speak nonsense with your eyes open, there is a big sun outside." This black-bellied big bad wolf, big villain, how can such nonsense be uttered?
"Huh?" Feng Qingqian spit out a word from his nasal cavity, and looked at Mingyou lazily, "I think the paper in your hand is a bit light, why don't you find a thousand-year-old turtle to hold it for you."
"There are no turtles in the palace~" Mingyou protested fearlessly.
"There is one in Taihu Lake, and it has been practicing Taoism for 80 to [-] years." Chang Feng immediately added insult to injury.Mingyou shivered and became uneasy, and hurriedly changed his words inside, "I was talking nonsense with my eyes open, woo woo woo."
Then Mingyou really received a beaten turtle, which was the size of a fish plate.When Xiao Shunzi sent it over, he said, "Your Highness, Your Majesty sympathizes with the hot weather, and is afraid that you will suffer from heat stroke, so you should carry it under the tree."
Mingyou was happy for less than a minute, like an eggplant beaten by frost, it was squishy.The tortoise had only been lifted for 1 minutes, and Mingyou complained that his hands were sore and he couldn't lift it anymore.Perhaps the tortoise felt dizzy from being shaken, and kept sticking out its head to protest.
After tossing and tossing back and forth, Xiao Shunzi sighed, "My little ancestor, according to your method, the tortoise would have been tossed to death by you. Otherwise, you'd better stop lifting and rest."
When Mingyou heard this, he put it down immediately, for fear that Xiao Shunzi would go back on his word, "Then you are not allowed to complain, just say that Ben Gong has been holding it obediently."
Xiao Shunzi couldn't help but to smile, and nodded repeatedly.But I said in my heart, if it wasn't for the order of the righteous master, how could I, a little eunuch, have the courage to make my own decisions today!
The punishment was revoked, and Mingyou's mental strength was satisfied immediately. Xiao Shunzi asked Xiao Shunzi to fetch well water, carefully sprinkled some water on the turtle's shell, and muttered as he sprinkled it, "I will cool you down from the heat. We have shared joys and sorrows together, and we will be friends in the future."
Then she put her head on her head and muttered, "Since we are friends, we should have a name. How about we call it Qi?" It's better to be cowardly, if it's really called Qiqi, her ass will probably bloom tomorrow morning.
After thinking hard for a long time, his eyes lit up, "Yes, it is said that a tortoise can live for 1000 years, so it is called longevity."
Xiao Shunzi has one head and two big ones, and 3000 years later, he has never heard of any queen befriending a turtle?
It is said that it is easier to ask the gods than to send them away. Xiao Shunzi lured the turtle out of Taihu Lake, but it was not so easy to send it back.Because Mingyou quietly moved the tortoise back while he was not paying attention.
(End of this chapter)
"Let Nanfeng come over, I'll go and have a look." Nanfeng seldom comes, Feng Qingqian naturally wants to see him.When Feng Qingqian got up and walked out, Changfeng was behind, and asked in a low voice, "Your turtle is so ugly, who did you draw?"
Mingyou bit her lip, "Feng Qiqi~"
Chang Feng staggered in fright, almost fell to the ground, holding on to the door in embarrassment, wanting to cry without tears, woo woo!Why is his mouth so cheap, I knew why I asked this.He seems to be able to smell the gloomy breath of death
Feng Qingqian didn't go out, her hearing was good, so she heard it naturally.Turning around gracefully and looking at Mingyou, Mingyou looks forward to it, is it possible that her punishment will be lifted?
Unexpectedly, Feng Qingqian just glanced at her indifferently and said, "You continue to stand where it's hot inside, you stand outside, it's cooler outside."
Mingyou pursed his lips, "Speak nonsense with your eyes open, there is a big sun outside." This black-bellied big bad wolf, big villain, how can such nonsense be uttered?
"Huh?" Feng Qingqian spit out a word from his nasal cavity, and looked at Mingyou lazily, "I think the paper in your hand is a bit light, why don't you find a thousand-year-old turtle to hold it for you."
"There are no turtles in the palace~" Mingyou protested fearlessly.
"There is one in Taihu Lake, and it has been practicing Taoism for 80 to [-] years." Chang Feng immediately added insult to injury.Mingyou shivered and became uneasy, and hurriedly changed his words inside, "I was talking nonsense with my eyes open, woo woo woo."
Then Mingyou really received a beaten turtle, which was the size of a fish plate.When Xiao Shunzi sent it over, he said, "Your Highness, Your Majesty sympathizes with the hot weather, and is afraid that you will suffer from heat stroke, so you should carry it under the tree."
Mingyou was happy for less than a minute, like an eggplant beaten by frost, it was squishy.The tortoise had only been lifted for 1 minutes, and Mingyou complained that his hands were sore and he couldn't lift it anymore.Perhaps the tortoise felt dizzy from being shaken, and kept sticking out its head to protest.
After tossing and tossing back and forth, Xiao Shunzi sighed, "My little ancestor, according to your method, the tortoise would have been tossed to death by you. Otherwise, you'd better stop lifting and rest."
When Mingyou heard this, he put it down immediately, for fear that Xiao Shunzi would go back on his word, "Then you are not allowed to complain, just say that Ben Gong has been holding it obediently."
Xiao Shunzi couldn't help but to smile, and nodded repeatedly.But I said in my heart, if it wasn't for the order of the righteous master, how could I, a little eunuch, have the courage to make my own decisions today!
The punishment was revoked, and Mingyou's mental strength was satisfied immediately. Xiao Shunzi asked Xiao Shunzi to fetch well water, carefully sprinkled some water on the turtle's shell, and muttered as he sprinkled it, "I will cool you down from the heat. We have shared joys and sorrows together, and we will be friends in the future."
Then she put her head on her head and muttered, "Since we are friends, we should have a name. How about we call it Qi?" It's better to be cowardly, if it's really called Qiqi, her ass will probably bloom tomorrow morning.
After thinking hard for a long time, his eyes lit up, "Yes, it is said that a tortoise can live for 1000 years, so it is called longevity."
Xiao Shunzi has one head and two big ones, and 3000 years later, he has never heard of any queen befriending a turtle?
It is said that it is easier to ask the gods than to send them away. Xiao Shunzi lured the turtle out of Taihu Lake, but it was not so easy to send it back.Because Mingyou quietly moved the tortoise back while he was not paying attention.
(End of this chapter)
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