Crossing the world of Lin Zhengying
Chapter 32 Wen Cai's Ghost Idea
Chapter 32 Wen Cai's Ghost Idea
It seems that Wen Cai has been beaten hard, and he has a clear understanding of Uncle Jiu's temperament.
Zu Lishi immediately agreed that it was just a good time to use the four-eyed Taoist zombie to test the power of the Thunder Wood Sword.
"Brother, wait a moment, I'll bring the guy." Zurich said.
Only then did Wencai see that ugly mahogany sword in Zurich's hand, especially Thunderlane, which looked as if it had been burnt.
"Little brother, you really don't know what to do, why did you choose the ugliest sword?" Wen Cai said.
Zu Lishi immediately shook his head, thinking to himself: Wencai and Qiusheng really are ignorant masters.But that's good too, otherwise the Thunder Wood Sword wouldn't have fallen into his hands.
"I think it's fine," Zurich said.
Wen Cai then said, "Hey, just as long as you like it."
So the two hid not far from Yizhuang.
"Put it on quickly. Guess the four-eyed uncle, how will he react when he sees two more zombies?" Wen Cai took out two sets of zombie clothes and said.
At this time Zurich is also interesting.This Wencai looked stupid, and when he did bad things, he was extremely narrow-minded. I guess he learned this from Qiu Sheng on weekdays.
It's really hard to learn good, but easy to learn bad.
Immediately, the two changed their clothes and pasted a yellow talisman on their foreheads.Sure enough, not long after, a bell rang out in a forest.
Soon a Taoist priest wearing a yellow Taoist robe came out, and saw the Taoist priest shaking a copper bell in his hand and chanting words.
"Shadows are on the road, strangers should stay away—"
"Shadows are on the road, strangers should stay away—"
In fact, it is rare to encounter any living people in this wilderness, but there is no guarantee that there will be none.If someone was really in a hurry and suddenly saw so many bouncing zombies, they would probably be scared to death.
In fact, the corpse exorcisers chanted this slogan because they were afraid that zombies would scare the living to death, and secondly, they were afraid that the yang energy of the living would rush to the zombies and make the zombies cheat their corpses.
I saw more than a dozen zombies behind the four-eyed Taoist priest, with their arms stretched forward, jumping and jumping.
"Is Uncle Simu's business doing well?" Zurich said.
Wen Cai replied: "No! If you can wear glasses, then you must be rich."
Zurich was speechless for a while, what kind of logic is this.Wearing a pair of glasses means you are rich?However, there are indeed very few people wearing glasses in this era, so it looks very special.
Of course, Daoist Simu would not have thought that someone would be waiting for his arrival in such a special way.What's more, it's very close to Yizhuang, so I let my guard down.
"Shadows are on the road, strangers should stay away—"
"Shadows are on the road, strangers should stay away—"
"Junior Brother, it's time for us to show our might." Wen Cai said at this moment.
So Wen Cai took the lead to follow behind the zombie and jumped up. , Zurich also followed at the end.
"Junior brother, take care." Wen Cai turned around and said in a low voice at this time.
Wen Cai pushed hard with both hands, and the zombies in front immediately fell forward, one after another, all fell down.Zurich snickered at this moment, and pushed the triumphant Wencai out.
Wencai was still smiling at first, but Zurich pushed him like this.Wen Cai couldn't hold back his posture at all at this time, and threw himself on the zombie in front of him.
The four-eyed Taoist turned around and said, "Look, the last one is all zombies. Why is there such a big gap?"
"Get up all of you - hurry up for me, I know you are tired, and you will arrive at Yizhuang soon." Seeing the four-eyed priest shaking the copper bell, the corpses bounced one by one.
"This trip is really tiring." Daoist Simu twisted his neck at this moment, obviously tired.So the four-eyed Taoist priest didn't notice that two people had mixed into the Taoist team.
"Shadows are on the road, strangers should stay away—"
Wen Cai whispered at this time: "Junior brother, why are you playing with me?"
"Just kidding, brother, don't mind." Zurich said with a smile at this time.
Wen Cai said, "Then don't push me next time."
"Understood, brother, I won't push you anymore." Zurich said.
After walking a few steps forward, Wen Cai repeated his tricks, and all the zombies in front fell down again.The four-eyed Taoist priest was furious, and knocked on Wen Cai's head a few times.
Wen Cai was in so much pain that tears were about to fall out, so he could only endure it.
"You stupid zombie, did you make trouble just now, can you learn from the zombies behind? If you make trouble again, let's see how I deal with you." The four-eyed priest did not forget to warn Wen Cai.
"Give me all—"
As soon as the four-eyed Taoist turned around, Wen Cai rubbed his head vigorously.
"Hey, hey, why are you so ruthless?" Wen Cai said unhappily.
Zu Lishi persuaded: "Brother, let's stop playing, or your head will be smashed by the uncle."
"No, let's change positions this time." At this moment, Wen Caiji came from his heart.
And Zurich did not object, jumping ahead of Wencai.
"Junior brother, hurry up and push the zombie down." Wen Cai urged from behind at this time.
Zurich sneered in his heart at this time, this dead literary talent, this is not to get his head knocked, I will let you be bad, fight with me, let's see who we fight with each other!
At this time, Zurich pushed down the zombie in front of him, and then jumped on it himself.Wen Cai felt bad all of a sudden, and was about to collapse, but time was running out.
Moreover, Wen Cai's movement of leaning forward was obviously just another push.At this time, the Taoist priest with four eyes was so angry that he slapped hard.
"Hehe, I didn't see it. I thought the last one was a good zombie, but it turned out that you were the one playing tricks." At this moment, the four-eyed priest was furious.
The zombie fell down three times in a row, and the four-eyed priest was obviously very angry, so this time he hit hard.After being hit a few times, Wen Cai couldn't help it, and cried out while holding his head.
"Wen Cai, you little bastard, see if I don't break your legs." Daoist Simu didn't understand the smell until now, and shouted.
Wen Cai was screaming and running in front at the moment, while the Taoist priest with four eyes was chasing after him.
At this time, I saw two people rushing into the woods one after the other, and disappeared in an instant.
At this moment, Zurich looked at the zombies lying on the ground, and a thought suddenly came to his mind.At this time, Zu Lishi took off the zombie suit and threw it in the grass by the roadside.
At this moment, Zu Lishi slapped the zombie with his palm, and the zombie burst into sobs.
"What's going on here? Why are you so weak?" Zurich murmured to himself suspiciously. At this time, Zurich hadn't used the Five Thunder Palm Technique because he was afraid of destroying the zombies.
In fact, Zurich just doesn't know that these zombies are actually the most common zombies.In layman's terms, it is just a corpse that can only jump.
These zombies have no fangs and no nails. It's just that the exorcists cast a corpse curse for the convenience of exorcising the corpses, which is nothing powerful.
"Fortunately, the Five Thunder Palm Technique was not used, otherwise these zombies must have been scrapped." At this time, Zurich secretly rejoiced.
Originally, Zurich was going to test the power of the Thunder Wood Sword. Seeing this situation, he immediately thought, forget it. If he really destroys these zombies, his uncle Simu Daochang will definitely pay for it. A lot of money, reputation will also be greatly damaged.
Immediately Zurich helped the zombies up, and at this moment Zurich also imitated the tone of the four-eyed Taoist master and said: "The shady people are on the road, strangers should not come near——"
Zurich sighed at this time, but unfortunately he didn't have a copper bell, how could these zombies be obedient.
But then a surprising scene happened.These zombies jumped up and followed closely behind Zurich.
"God, what's going on?" Zurich was also very puzzled at the moment.
I have never been in contact with corpses before, how could these corpses listen to me?
"stop--"
These corpses really all stopped at this time.
"rise--"
"stop--"
"rise--"
These zombies are really very obedient.
"Oh, my God, so amazing?" Zurich said to himself.
A voice came from behind: "Of course it's amazing."
"Master." At this moment, Zu Lishi suddenly found that Uncle Jiu was in front, with fingerprints on his hands, feeling that Uncle Jiu was manipulating the ghost.At this time Zurich was quite embarrassed.
"Master, how could you do this? Playing tricks on your apprentice." Zurich asked.
Uncle Jiu said: "You brat, you think you really know how to drive away corpses."
"Hehe, I almost believed it." Zurich said darkly.
"You brat, don't learn well." At this moment, Uncle Jiu raised his hand and was about to hit him, but he raised it in the air, but let it down again.
Uncle Jiu said: "Nian you are the first offender, so I won't beat you anymore. It must be Wencai, that stinky boy who brought you into trouble. Let's see how I deal with him."
"Thank you, Master, for not hitting me." Zu Lishi bowed again and again, this pot of writing is determined, and it is estimated that the writing is miserable tonight.
Not only was he punished by Master Simu Daoist, but also by Uncle Jiu.
"Take this in Zurich, and the corpses will follow you. Take them to Yizhuang and place them behind the door. Remember to give them candles." Uncle Jiu ordered at this time.
"Understood, Master." Zurich replied.Zurich does know about these things. If you watch a lot of movies, you can also know some of them.
At this time, Zurich rang the Sanqing bell, and the zombies followed behind, and then brought the zombies back to Yizhuang.Uncle Jiu went to find Taoist Priest Simu and Wencai.
When Uncle Jiu saw Wen Cai, Wen Cai's head was already swollen like a pig's head.
"Senior brother, this is the good apprentice you taught." The four-eyed priest complained.
"It's really outrageous—" Uncle Jiu was also angry at this time, and hit him easily.
Wen Cai hugged his head at this moment and shouted loudly: "Master, don't hit me, you'd be stupid if you hit me."
Uncle Jiu couldn't bear it at this time, so the slap didn't come down in the end.But when Uncle Jiu raised his foot and kicked, Wen Cai rolled out, and Uncle Jiu kicked again, and Wen Cai got the shit out of him.
(End of this chapter)
It seems that Wen Cai has been beaten hard, and he has a clear understanding of Uncle Jiu's temperament.
Zu Lishi immediately agreed that it was just a good time to use the four-eyed Taoist zombie to test the power of the Thunder Wood Sword.
"Brother, wait a moment, I'll bring the guy." Zurich said.
Only then did Wencai see that ugly mahogany sword in Zurich's hand, especially Thunderlane, which looked as if it had been burnt.
"Little brother, you really don't know what to do, why did you choose the ugliest sword?" Wen Cai said.
Zu Lishi immediately shook his head, thinking to himself: Wencai and Qiusheng really are ignorant masters.But that's good too, otherwise the Thunder Wood Sword wouldn't have fallen into his hands.
"I think it's fine," Zurich said.
Wen Cai then said, "Hey, just as long as you like it."
So the two hid not far from Yizhuang.
"Put it on quickly. Guess the four-eyed uncle, how will he react when he sees two more zombies?" Wen Cai took out two sets of zombie clothes and said.
At this time Zurich is also interesting.This Wencai looked stupid, and when he did bad things, he was extremely narrow-minded. I guess he learned this from Qiu Sheng on weekdays.
It's really hard to learn good, but easy to learn bad.
Immediately, the two changed their clothes and pasted a yellow talisman on their foreheads.Sure enough, not long after, a bell rang out in a forest.
Soon a Taoist priest wearing a yellow Taoist robe came out, and saw the Taoist priest shaking a copper bell in his hand and chanting words.
"Shadows are on the road, strangers should stay away—"
"Shadows are on the road, strangers should stay away—"
In fact, it is rare to encounter any living people in this wilderness, but there is no guarantee that there will be none.If someone was really in a hurry and suddenly saw so many bouncing zombies, they would probably be scared to death.
In fact, the corpse exorcisers chanted this slogan because they were afraid that zombies would scare the living to death, and secondly, they were afraid that the yang energy of the living would rush to the zombies and make the zombies cheat their corpses.
I saw more than a dozen zombies behind the four-eyed Taoist priest, with their arms stretched forward, jumping and jumping.
"Is Uncle Simu's business doing well?" Zurich said.
Wen Cai replied: "No! If you can wear glasses, then you must be rich."
Zurich was speechless for a while, what kind of logic is this.Wearing a pair of glasses means you are rich?However, there are indeed very few people wearing glasses in this era, so it looks very special.
Of course, Daoist Simu would not have thought that someone would be waiting for his arrival in such a special way.What's more, it's very close to Yizhuang, so I let my guard down.
"Shadows are on the road, strangers should stay away—"
"Shadows are on the road, strangers should stay away—"
"Junior Brother, it's time for us to show our might." Wen Cai said at this moment.
So Wen Cai took the lead to follow behind the zombie and jumped up. , Zurich also followed at the end.
"Junior brother, take care." Wen Cai turned around and said in a low voice at this time.
Wen Cai pushed hard with both hands, and the zombies in front immediately fell forward, one after another, all fell down.Zurich snickered at this moment, and pushed the triumphant Wencai out.
Wencai was still smiling at first, but Zurich pushed him like this.Wen Cai couldn't hold back his posture at all at this time, and threw himself on the zombie in front of him.
The four-eyed Taoist turned around and said, "Look, the last one is all zombies. Why is there such a big gap?"
"Get up all of you - hurry up for me, I know you are tired, and you will arrive at Yizhuang soon." Seeing the four-eyed priest shaking the copper bell, the corpses bounced one by one.
"This trip is really tiring." Daoist Simu twisted his neck at this moment, obviously tired.So the four-eyed Taoist priest didn't notice that two people had mixed into the Taoist team.
"Shadows are on the road, strangers should stay away—"
Wen Cai whispered at this time: "Junior brother, why are you playing with me?"
"Just kidding, brother, don't mind." Zurich said with a smile at this time.
Wen Cai said, "Then don't push me next time."
"Understood, brother, I won't push you anymore." Zurich said.
After walking a few steps forward, Wen Cai repeated his tricks, and all the zombies in front fell down again.The four-eyed Taoist priest was furious, and knocked on Wen Cai's head a few times.
Wen Cai was in so much pain that tears were about to fall out, so he could only endure it.
"You stupid zombie, did you make trouble just now, can you learn from the zombies behind? If you make trouble again, let's see how I deal with you." The four-eyed priest did not forget to warn Wen Cai.
"Give me all—"
As soon as the four-eyed Taoist turned around, Wen Cai rubbed his head vigorously.
"Hey, hey, why are you so ruthless?" Wen Cai said unhappily.
Zu Lishi persuaded: "Brother, let's stop playing, or your head will be smashed by the uncle."
"No, let's change positions this time." At this moment, Wen Caiji came from his heart.
And Zurich did not object, jumping ahead of Wencai.
"Junior brother, hurry up and push the zombie down." Wen Cai urged from behind at this time.
Zurich sneered in his heart at this time, this dead literary talent, this is not to get his head knocked, I will let you be bad, fight with me, let's see who we fight with each other!
At this time, Zurich pushed down the zombie in front of him, and then jumped on it himself.Wen Cai felt bad all of a sudden, and was about to collapse, but time was running out.
Moreover, Wen Cai's movement of leaning forward was obviously just another push.At this time, the Taoist priest with four eyes was so angry that he slapped hard.
"Hehe, I didn't see it. I thought the last one was a good zombie, but it turned out that you were the one playing tricks." At this moment, the four-eyed priest was furious.
The zombie fell down three times in a row, and the four-eyed priest was obviously very angry, so this time he hit hard.After being hit a few times, Wen Cai couldn't help it, and cried out while holding his head.
"Wen Cai, you little bastard, see if I don't break your legs." Daoist Simu didn't understand the smell until now, and shouted.
Wen Cai was screaming and running in front at the moment, while the Taoist priest with four eyes was chasing after him.
At this time, I saw two people rushing into the woods one after the other, and disappeared in an instant.
At this moment, Zurich looked at the zombies lying on the ground, and a thought suddenly came to his mind.At this time, Zu Lishi took off the zombie suit and threw it in the grass by the roadside.
At this moment, Zu Lishi slapped the zombie with his palm, and the zombie burst into sobs.
"What's going on here? Why are you so weak?" Zurich murmured to himself suspiciously. At this time, Zurich hadn't used the Five Thunder Palm Technique because he was afraid of destroying the zombies.
In fact, Zurich just doesn't know that these zombies are actually the most common zombies.In layman's terms, it is just a corpse that can only jump.
These zombies have no fangs and no nails. It's just that the exorcists cast a corpse curse for the convenience of exorcising the corpses, which is nothing powerful.
"Fortunately, the Five Thunder Palm Technique was not used, otherwise these zombies must have been scrapped." At this time, Zurich secretly rejoiced.
Originally, Zurich was going to test the power of the Thunder Wood Sword. Seeing this situation, he immediately thought, forget it. If he really destroys these zombies, his uncle Simu Daochang will definitely pay for it. A lot of money, reputation will also be greatly damaged.
Immediately Zurich helped the zombies up, and at this moment Zurich also imitated the tone of the four-eyed Taoist master and said: "The shady people are on the road, strangers should not come near——"
Zurich sighed at this time, but unfortunately he didn't have a copper bell, how could these zombies be obedient.
But then a surprising scene happened.These zombies jumped up and followed closely behind Zurich.
"God, what's going on?" Zurich was also very puzzled at the moment.
I have never been in contact with corpses before, how could these corpses listen to me?
"stop--"
These corpses really all stopped at this time.
"rise--"
"stop--"
"rise--"
These zombies are really very obedient.
"Oh, my God, so amazing?" Zurich said to himself.
A voice came from behind: "Of course it's amazing."
"Master." At this moment, Zu Lishi suddenly found that Uncle Jiu was in front, with fingerprints on his hands, feeling that Uncle Jiu was manipulating the ghost.At this time Zurich was quite embarrassed.
"Master, how could you do this? Playing tricks on your apprentice." Zurich asked.
Uncle Jiu said: "You brat, you think you really know how to drive away corpses."
"Hehe, I almost believed it." Zurich said darkly.
"You brat, don't learn well." At this moment, Uncle Jiu raised his hand and was about to hit him, but he raised it in the air, but let it down again.
Uncle Jiu said: "Nian you are the first offender, so I won't beat you anymore. It must be Wencai, that stinky boy who brought you into trouble. Let's see how I deal with him."
"Thank you, Master, for not hitting me." Zu Lishi bowed again and again, this pot of writing is determined, and it is estimated that the writing is miserable tonight.
Not only was he punished by Master Simu Daoist, but also by Uncle Jiu.
"Take this in Zurich, and the corpses will follow you. Take them to Yizhuang and place them behind the door. Remember to give them candles." Uncle Jiu ordered at this time.
"Understood, Master." Zurich replied.Zurich does know about these things. If you watch a lot of movies, you can also know some of them.
At this time, Zurich rang the Sanqing bell, and the zombies followed behind, and then brought the zombies back to Yizhuang.Uncle Jiu went to find Taoist Priest Simu and Wencai.
When Uncle Jiu saw Wen Cai, Wen Cai's head was already swollen like a pig's head.
"Senior brother, this is the good apprentice you taught." The four-eyed priest complained.
"It's really outrageous—" Uncle Jiu was also angry at this time, and hit him easily.
Wen Cai hugged his head at this moment and shouted loudly: "Master, don't hit me, you'd be stupid if you hit me."
Uncle Jiu couldn't bear it at this time, so the slap didn't come down in the end.But when Uncle Jiu raised his foot and kicked, Wen Cai rolled out, and Uncle Jiu kicked again, and Wen Cai got the shit out of him.
(End of this chapter)
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