Crossing the world of Lin Zhengying
Chapter 58 The 'post-mortem' of the tragic Adin Zurich
Chapter 58 The 'post-mortem' of the tragic Adin Zurich
"Cough cough—everyone, be quiet!" At this time, Village Chief Li coughed dryly and shouted to the people present.
The people in the village immediately fell silent when they heard the words, and all focused their attention on the three of them.
"Today, I went up to the mountain to invite Taoist Priest Four Eyes. Unfortunately, his residence is preparing to catch zombies! It's still very powerful!
In order to prevent the zombies from coming down the mountain to harm the innocent, they have already made preparations on the top, and they will take down that zombie at the cost of their lives.At this time, Village Chief Li said.
"What? Zombies! Are there really zombies?" Everyone discussed again after hearing the words.
At this time, Village Chief Li continued: "Quiet! Quiet! So, Taoist Master Simu is also concerned about the safety of our village, and specially asked Master Su to come down the mountain to help us through the crisis."
"Village chief, I didn't say that, I can beat ten little brothers like this by myself! A gust of wind can blow him away, what kind of master is he?" The one who said this was the village rascal "A Ding" .
Usually, he often caused troubles in the village, but with this person around, people in the neighboring villages would not dare to make troubles, so Village Chief Li also gave him three points.
Village head Li was in a dilemma when he heard the words.
"Ah Ding, what nonsense are you talking about! Master Su is hiding something deep, so don't make trouble for nothing." Awang said at this time.
Hearing this, Ading said arrogantly: "Really? Otherwise, you ask Master Su to do two tricks with me first! I promise to make him kneel down immediately."
At this time, all the people looked at Zurich, and from the eyes of the villagers, they seemed to agree with this rascal's idea.In fact, A-Ding wanted to show off in front of Jingjing.
Because the first time he saw this girl, he was tempted!He wants to prove to Jingjing that hitting Zurich by himself is as easy as stepping on a bug.
Moreover, you can also show off in the village, which kills two birds with one stone.
"A-Ding! Master Su is here to catch ghosts and exorcise us! He didn't come to fight with you, so can exorcism and fighting be the same thing?" Village Chief Li asked angrily at this time.
"Aren't all Taoist priests in Maoshan very powerful, I will obey Taoist Master Simu! I have learned his skills before, but Master Su, I have to learn well." At this time, A-Ding said nonchalantly.
"Zurich, have you seen his big gold tooth?" Jingjing whispered in Zurich's ear at this time.
Zurich responded in a low voice: "It's so obvious, how could I not see it!"
"Hee hee! This guy is the one who offended the Taoist priest with four eyes the year before last, and was kicked by the Taoist priest with four eyes so that his front teeth fell out, and then he dug up the grave to find the dead man's teeth and put them in!" Jingjing laughed secretly at this time.
These things were all told by Jiale. At this time, A-Ding saw Zurich and Qingqing talking and laughing, and felt even more upset.
"I said that kid! If you are really a master, then stand up and make a gesture with me! Believe it or not, I will make you kneel down immediately, kowtow and admit your mistake!" A'Ding said unhappily at this time.
The people in the village began to laugh at this time, does he dare in Zurich?Awang didn't know what to do at this time, and Village Chief Li was very embarrassed.
"Zu Rich, show him some color." Jingjing said angrily at this time.
At this time, the corners of A-Ding's mouth were raised, and he was very proud to see Zurich swallowing his anger, which was super cool.With the support of the people in the village, A-Ding walked in front of Zurich even more recklessly.
Immediately, he coughed dryly, with a mouthful of thick phlegm brewing in his throat.At this time, Village Chief Li knew that this rascal was going to trouble Zurich.
"A'Ding, what are you doing, get out of here!" Then he scolded.
But it was still a step too late. At this time, A-Ding uttered a mouthful of "Pooh", and everyone couldn't bear to watch Zurich being sprayed all over his face.
Unexpectedly, Zurich made a lightning move at this time, grabbed A'Ding's left hand, and quickly blocked A'Ding's mouth.
"Snapped!"
There was a very clear sound, and the mouthful of thick phlegm was spit in A Ding's left hand, and then slapped on his face. At this time, A Ding took two steps back in a row, with a disgusted look on his face.
At this time, A-Ding quickly wiped the thick phlegm on his face.
"You kid actually dare to play me! Believe it or not, I will make you kneel on the ground!" As he said, Ading raised his fist and rushed towards Zurich.
There was only a sound of "bang!", and two or three seconds later, Zu Lishi really half-kneeled on the ground, with a pale face—he was strenuously pinching Ading.
"Hey! Wake up, I'm sorry I shot too hard, you are not dead." Zurich said apologetically at this time.I didn't expect that the opponent looked muscular, but he couldn't withstand a single punch.
This was too careless. At this time, everyone was dumbfounded, and the whole process was completed in the blink of an eye.This rogue who gets into trouble a lot on weekdays is very resistant to beating.
Not a strong man, he can hit four or five by himself, but now, the fight ends with just one punch.The strength gap is also too big.
"Cough—come here quickly, lift this rogue down, and wake it up with water! This guy is asking for trouble." At this time, Village Chief Li coughed dryly and ordered.
"That's right, this rogue is so stupid that he's going to trouble Master Su, it's like dying." An aunt said.
A 40-year-old woman said: "I don't even look at my identity! Daoist Su can be an ordinary person?"
"Deserved--!"
At this moment, all the people in the village said, and Jingjing laughed secretly as she watched the people in the village fall like grass on the wall.
"Zurich, if you knew this, you should have shot earlier." Qingqing whispered at this time.
In fact, Zurich knows it better than anyone else. After all, in his last life, he experienced much more complicated human relationships than what he is facing now.If you want to deal with someone like A-Ding, you have to make the other party extremely arrogant.
Let everyone in the village see his disgusting face clearly and destroy him in one fell swoop. This is the so-called resonance power.Otherwise, Zurich's attack from the very beginning would only arouse the resentment of everyone in the village.
After all, I am an outsider, even if the other party is a rogue, he is still a rogue representing the villagers.
"Daozhang Su, what an offense just now! Please forgive me, this way please." Village head Li said, leading Zurich to the door of the side room.
At this time, there were two strong men guarding the door with poles at the door of the side room. Seeing the arrival of the village chief, they all respectfully asked: "Hello, village chief!"
"Well, there are no random people, have you come in?" Village Chief Li asked.
The strong man who guarded the gate replied: "No one has come, so don't worry about us guarding you."
At this time, Zurich followed the village head in, and saw the nine corpses neatly parked in the house. Zurich observed that every face of the corpses was as pale as if the blood had been drained.
At this moment, Jingjing took a glance, her brows were furrowed, Zu Lishi hurriedly squatted down to check, but she didn't find any obvious wounds.
"Village Chief, have you had someone check the fatal wound?" Zurich stood up and asked.
Village head Li explained: "Not yet! Because we need to find someone to do an autopsy to get to the town, and because this matter is too evil, we first went to the four-eyed Taoist priest."
"So that's the case—then I'm going to do an autopsy," Zurich said at this time.
At this time, the people in the village were crowded at the door to watch. Everyone was stunned when they heard the words, and then exclaimed!Immediately there was a lot of discussion.
"Autopsy? Do you want to take off all your clothes?" At this moment, a voice sounded.
Another voice sounded in time: "It seems to be like this! I've heard people say that all the gangsters in the town are like this, otherwise we wouldn't be able to find the fatal wound."
"Ah! These are all big girls with yellow flowers! It's not good to do this—" At this moment, another voice came out.
At this time, everyone remained skeptical, after all, Zurich was a master, not an author.
"Master Su, please give us a cup of tea, let's discuss it." Village Chief Li said at this time, and immediately called everyone to discuss countermeasures.
Twenty minutes later, Village Chief Li entered the side room alone.
"I'm very ashamed, and I have to unify everyone's opinions. Now I have decided to let Master Su do the autopsy, but I have to let the old man be by my side to be a witness." Village Chief Li said.
"It doesn't matter! Village Chief Li, then you stand inside the house." Zurich shrugged and said at this time.
"Qingqing, go and untie their clothes." Zurich said to Jingjing at this time.
Qingqing heard the words and said, "Huh? I'm afraid of Zurich."
"As for me, I'm not afraid, but it's hard for me to strike. You see, I'm a grown man. You don't know whether a man or a woman will kiss you!" Zurich explained after hearing the words.
"Okay—" Jingjing readily agreed at this time.
Then she pondered for a while, looked at the faces of the nine people, and chose a woman with the worst figure and average appearance.At this time, Village Chief Li blushed, and immediately covered his face with his hands, and then opened a gap to peek.
"Turn this female corpse over!" Zurich said at this time.
At this time, Jingjing found that the female corpse was very heavy, and she tried several times but couldn't succeed.
"Zurich, come here and help me."
After Jingjing finished speaking, she already regretted it!Suddenly, she felt that Zurich was not suitable for this kind of thing, how could she bear Zurich touching other women.
"Then—forget it, Zurich, don't move, let Village Chief Li help me." Qingqing changed her words.
Village head Li was shocked when he heard this, and said: "Oh! I said grandma, don't scare me! I'm already half-legged into the coffin! You still let me-I can't guarantee it at the end of the festival!"
If this matter gets out, or someone outside sees him doing something to the woman's corpse, the position of the village head will be considered exhausted.
"Then let a woman come in to help." Jingjing said angrily when she heard the words.
Village head Li heard the words and called out, but no one dared to come in.
"No, I have a solution." Zurich said at this time.
Then he drew a "corpse control charm" with Jingjing's birthday written on it, and let Jingjing put it in his mouth.
"rise!"
Jingjing sat up at this time, the corpse suddenly opened its eyes and sat up!
"My darling—it's a corpse!!!" Village Chief Li shouted when he saw the scene in front of him.
(End of this chapter)
"Cough cough—everyone, be quiet!" At this time, Village Chief Li coughed dryly and shouted to the people present.
The people in the village immediately fell silent when they heard the words, and all focused their attention on the three of them.
"Today, I went up to the mountain to invite Taoist Priest Four Eyes. Unfortunately, his residence is preparing to catch zombies! It's still very powerful!
In order to prevent the zombies from coming down the mountain to harm the innocent, they have already made preparations on the top, and they will take down that zombie at the cost of their lives.At this time, Village Chief Li said.
"What? Zombies! Are there really zombies?" Everyone discussed again after hearing the words.
At this time, Village Chief Li continued: "Quiet! Quiet! So, Taoist Master Simu is also concerned about the safety of our village, and specially asked Master Su to come down the mountain to help us through the crisis."
"Village chief, I didn't say that, I can beat ten little brothers like this by myself! A gust of wind can blow him away, what kind of master is he?" The one who said this was the village rascal "A Ding" .
Usually, he often caused troubles in the village, but with this person around, people in the neighboring villages would not dare to make troubles, so Village Chief Li also gave him three points.
Village head Li was in a dilemma when he heard the words.
"Ah Ding, what nonsense are you talking about! Master Su is hiding something deep, so don't make trouble for nothing." Awang said at this time.
Hearing this, Ading said arrogantly: "Really? Otherwise, you ask Master Su to do two tricks with me first! I promise to make him kneel down immediately."
At this time, all the people looked at Zurich, and from the eyes of the villagers, they seemed to agree with this rascal's idea.In fact, A-Ding wanted to show off in front of Jingjing.
Because the first time he saw this girl, he was tempted!He wants to prove to Jingjing that hitting Zurich by himself is as easy as stepping on a bug.
Moreover, you can also show off in the village, which kills two birds with one stone.
"A-Ding! Master Su is here to catch ghosts and exorcise us! He didn't come to fight with you, so can exorcism and fighting be the same thing?" Village Chief Li asked angrily at this time.
"Aren't all Taoist priests in Maoshan very powerful, I will obey Taoist Master Simu! I have learned his skills before, but Master Su, I have to learn well." At this time, A-Ding said nonchalantly.
"Zurich, have you seen his big gold tooth?" Jingjing whispered in Zurich's ear at this time.
Zurich responded in a low voice: "It's so obvious, how could I not see it!"
"Hee hee! This guy is the one who offended the Taoist priest with four eyes the year before last, and was kicked by the Taoist priest with four eyes so that his front teeth fell out, and then he dug up the grave to find the dead man's teeth and put them in!" Jingjing laughed secretly at this time.
These things were all told by Jiale. At this time, A-Ding saw Zurich and Qingqing talking and laughing, and felt even more upset.
"I said that kid! If you are really a master, then stand up and make a gesture with me! Believe it or not, I will make you kneel down immediately, kowtow and admit your mistake!" A'Ding said unhappily at this time.
The people in the village began to laugh at this time, does he dare in Zurich?Awang didn't know what to do at this time, and Village Chief Li was very embarrassed.
"Zu Rich, show him some color." Jingjing said angrily at this time.
At this time, the corners of A-Ding's mouth were raised, and he was very proud to see Zurich swallowing his anger, which was super cool.With the support of the people in the village, A-Ding walked in front of Zurich even more recklessly.
Immediately, he coughed dryly, with a mouthful of thick phlegm brewing in his throat.At this time, Village Chief Li knew that this rascal was going to trouble Zurich.
"A'Ding, what are you doing, get out of here!" Then he scolded.
But it was still a step too late. At this time, A-Ding uttered a mouthful of "Pooh", and everyone couldn't bear to watch Zurich being sprayed all over his face.
Unexpectedly, Zurich made a lightning move at this time, grabbed A'Ding's left hand, and quickly blocked A'Ding's mouth.
"Snapped!"
There was a very clear sound, and the mouthful of thick phlegm was spit in A Ding's left hand, and then slapped on his face. At this time, A Ding took two steps back in a row, with a disgusted look on his face.
At this time, A-Ding quickly wiped the thick phlegm on his face.
"You kid actually dare to play me! Believe it or not, I will make you kneel on the ground!" As he said, Ading raised his fist and rushed towards Zurich.
There was only a sound of "bang!", and two or three seconds later, Zu Lishi really half-kneeled on the ground, with a pale face—he was strenuously pinching Ading.
"Hey! Wake up, I'm sorry I shot too hard, you are not dead." Zurich said apologetically at this time.I didn't expect that the opponent looked muscular, but he couldn't withstand a single punch.
This was too careless. At this time, everyone was dumbfounded, and the whole process was completed in the blink of an eye.This rogue who gets into trouble a lot on weekdays is very resistant to beating.
Not a strong man, he can hit four or five by himself, but now, the fight ends with just one punch.The strength gap is also too big.
"Cough—come here quickly, lift this rogue down, and wake it up with water! This guy is asking for trouble." At this time, Village Chief Li coughed dryly and ordered.
"That's right, this rogue is so stupid that he's going to trouble Master Su, it's like dying." An aunt said.
A 40-year-old woman said: "I don't even look at my identity! Daoist Su can be an ordinary person?"
"Deserved--!"
At this moment, all the people in the village said, and Jingjing laughed secretly as she watched the people in the village fall like grass on the wall.
"Zurich, if you knew this, you should have shot earlier." Qingqing whispered at this time.
In fact, Zurich knows it better than anyone else. After all, in his last life, he experienced much more complicated human relationships than what he is facing now.If you want to deal with someone like A-Ding, you have to make the other party extremely arrogant.
Let everyone in the village see his disgusting face clearly and destroy him in one fell swoop. This is the so-called resonance power.Otherwise, Zurich's attack from the very beginning would only arouse the resentment of everyone in the village.
After all, I am an outsider, even if the other party is a rogue, he is still a rogue representing the villagers.
"Daozhang Su, what an offense just now! Please forgive me, this way please." Village head Li said, leading Zurich to the door of the side room.
At this time, there were two strong men guarding the door with poles at the door of the side room. Seeing the arrival of the village chief, they all respectfully asked: "Hello, village chief!"
"Well, there are no random people, have you come in?" Village Chief Li asked.
The strong man who guarded the gate replied: "No one has come, so don't worry about us guarding you."
At this time, Zurich followed the village head in, and saw the nine corpses neatly parked in the house. Zurich observed that every face of the corpses was as pale as if the blood had been drained.
At this moment, Jingjing took a glance, her brows were furrowed, Zu Lishi hurriedly squatted down to check, but she didn't find any obvious wounds.
"Village Chief, have you had someone check the fatal wound?" Zurich stood up and asked.
Village head Li explained: "Not yet! Because we need to find someone to do an autopsy to get to the town, and because this matter is too evil, we first went to the four-eyed Taoist priest."
"So that's the case—then I'm going to do an autopsy," Zurich said at this time.
At this time, the people in the village were crowded at the door to watch. Everyone was stunned when they heard the words, and then exclaimed!Immediately there was a lot of discussion.
"Autopsy? Do you want to take off all your clothes?" At this moment, a voice sounded.
Another voice sounded in time: "It seems to be like this! I've heard people say that all the gangsters in the town are like this, otherwise we wouldn't be able to find the fatal wound."
"Ah! These are all big girls with yellow flowers! It's not good to do this—" At this moment, another voice came out.
At this time, everyone remained skeptical, after all, Zurich was a master, not an author.
"Master Su, please give us a cup of tea, let's discuss it." Village Chief Li said at this time, and immediately called everyone to discuss countermeasures.
Twenty minutes later, Village Chief Li entered the side room alone.
"I'm very ashamed, and I have to unify everyone's opinions. Now I have decided to let Master Su do the autopsy, but I have to let the old man be by my side to be a witness." Village Chief Li said.
"It doesn't matter! Village Chief Li, then you stand inside the house." Zurich shrugged and said at this time.
"Qingqing, go and untie their clothes." Zurich said to Jingjing at this time.
Qingqing heard the words and said, "Huh? I'm afraid of Zurich."
"As for me, I'm not afraid, but it's hard for me to strike. You see, I'm a grown man. You don't know whether a man or a woman will kiss you!" Zurich explained after hearing the words.
"Okay—" Jingjing readily agreed at this time.
Then she pondered for a while, looked at the faces of the nine people, and chose a woman with the worst figure and average appearance.At this time, Village Chief Li blushed, and immediately covered his face with his hands, and then opened a gap to peek.
"Turn this female corpse over!" Zurich said at this time.
At this time, Jingjing found that the female corpse was very heavy, and she tried several times but couldn't succeed.
"Zurich, come here and help me."
After Jingjing finished speaking, she already regretted it!Suddenly, she felt that Zurich was not suitable for this kind of thing, how could she bear Zurich touching other women.
"Then—forget it, Zurich, don't move, let Village Chief Li help me." Qingqing changed her words.
Village head Li was shocked when he heard this, and said: "Oh! I said grandma, don't scare me! I'm already half-legged into the coffin! You still let me-I can't guarantee it at the end of the festival!"
If this matter gets out, or someone outside sees him doing something to the woman's corpse, the position of the village head will be considered exhausted.
"Then let a woman come in to help." Jingjing said angrily when she heard the words.
Village head Li heard the words and called out, but no one dared to come in.
"No, I have a solution." Zurich said at this time.
Then he drew a "corpse control charm" with Jingjing's birthday written on it, and let Jingjing put it in his mouth.
"rise!"
Jingjing sat up at this time, the corpse suddenly opened its eyes and sat up!
"My darling—it's a corpse!!!" Village Chief Li shouted when he saw the scene in front of him.
(End of this chapter)
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