Chapter 78

After a night of recuperation, Uncle Jiu's injury has almost healed.

"Uncle Jiu, please drink tea, old man." At this moment, Captain Awei graciously brought the tea.

At this time, Uncle Nine had some appreciation on his face, and said, "Captain Ah Wei, what do you need from me?"

"Hehe! It's nothing, I just feel that Uncle Jiu, you old man, was too wise and powerful last night. My admiration for you is as high as

The torrential river is endless, so it's out of control!I can't wait to admire your majesty in the morning. "Awei hastily said flatteringly.

"That's it?" Uncle Jiu asked suspiciously.

Captain Awei hurriedly continued: "Yes! It must be like this! Come on! Uncle Nine continues to drink tea."

Within a few minutes, Uncle Jiu was poured four or five cups.Uncle Jiu was made urgent to urinate by Captain Awei, so he hurriedly looked for the toilet.When I entered the toilet, I found that the toilet was already filled with bamboo tubes.

"This—what the hell is this doing!" Uncle Jiu said casually.

Uncle Nine was so suffocated that he had no choice but to let go, and he couldn't take care of so much at this time, so he loosened his belt and had a good time before talking.

After Uncle Jiu left, Captain Awei sneaked into the hut and pulled out a bamboo tube.

"Damn it! Uncle Nine is a bit angry! It's yellow and coquettish! But it doesn't matter, boy pee is a treasure. With it here, I won't be afraid of that banshee's invasion of me!"

At this time, Captain Awei had a smirk on his face, as if his plot had succeeded.At this time, Zurich found Captain Awei sneaking out of the toilet not far away.

hehe!This is also one of the bridge parts of the movie.This guy has done a lot of homework in order to cheat Uncle Jiu's boy pee.

"Hey! I haven't seen you so smart before, but Captain Liu is good at playing tricks on my master! How can I make you get what you want!" Zurich thought to himself.

"Hey, Captain Awei, what are you doing?" Zurich suddenly shouted at this moment.

Awei was taken aback at this moment, and immediately put his hands behind his back: "No—it's okay, just go to the toilet."

"Is it okay? I was very strange just now. You kept serving water to my master. Tell me, what are your plans?" Zurich looked at him suspiciously and said.

"I don't have any plans, what plans can I have?" Captain Awei shook his head and said.

At this moment, Zurich tilted his head to look at the direction behind them, and then said, "No? Then what is behind your hand, take it out and have a look."

"If you don't take it out again, I'm going to call Master over here? Master—" Zu Lishi wanted to shout at this moment.

Hearing this, Captain Awei hurriedly took out the thing hidden behind, a bamboo tube, and said immediately: "Shhh—don't shout, it's pee, it's pee."

"What? Stay away from me! I said Captain Wei, do you still have this habit? Next time you go to the toilet for a longer time, am I going to worry about you eating shit in it?" At this time Zurich disliked it Pinching his nose, he said.

"Bird eggs! What are you talking about? This is Uncle Jiu's boy urine. Didn't I see that Uncle Jiu's boy urine is so effective against those horse thieves, so I want to collect some for emergencies." At this time Captain Awei He said like he found a treasure.

"Master's boy's urine?" Zurich immediately thought that after Captain Awei was bitten by a vampire last time, Zurich tricked him into drinking his own boy's urine in order to tease him.

"Are you sure Master's baby urine is better than mine?" Zurich asked with a suppressed smile.

Captain Awei asked suspiciously at this time: "What? Yours?"

"You won't really forget the holy water I gave you last time!" Zurich finished speaking, and quickly fled aside.

Then the laughter came back, "Captain Awei, didn't you drink very well last time! Hahaha!——"

"Holy water? Urine? Vomit..." Captain Awei stared at the bamboo tube in his hand, dumbfounded.

Captain Awei couldn't bear it any longer at this time, and then leaned on the wall and vomited non-stop: "Ugh—— Zurich, I'm going to kill you, ugh..."

At this time, Zurich suddenly found a stone under his feet, and immediately took it to heart.With a sound of "咻!", the stone under his feet was kicked out by Zu Lishi, hitting Captain Awei's wrist.

Just heard "Ouch!" Captain Awei screamed, and the "holy water" in his hand suddenly fell from the sky.

"Hey! Don't!" Ah Wei couldn't help but the captain Yang Tian yelled.

At this moment, Captain Awei's heart was bleeding, and the 'holy water' had already been spilled—and then not only did it spill out, but he was even sprayed in the face.It tastes salty——

Seeing this situation, Zu Lishi was almost suffocated internally, and he laughed secretly in his heart: "Haha! This Captain Awei, he is really the most funny one invited by that monkey grandson!"

Seeing that there was nothing to do, Zu Li went to the street alone and started shopping, picking out birthday gifts for Uncle Jiu.However, Zurich still has no idea about the gift to be given.

When he walked to the cake shop in the town, he suddenly thought about it, and then went to the cake shop and personally made a birthday cake for Uncle Jiu.

Immediately after, they contacted Bamboo Pole and Ah Wei, a grocery store, and asked them to prepare something to surprise Uncle Jiu at night.

Because of the successful killing of the horse thief last night, all the gentry in the town gathered to celebrate Uncle Jiu's birthday.In the evening, a table of delicacies was set up in Cuiyun Tower,

And in the compound downstairs, dozens of tables were also set up, all of them were entertaining the folks and elders in the town.The money was all given by the gentry of this town, and it was specially made to celebrate Uncle Jiu's birthday and victory over the horse thief.

The auspicious time had come, Uncle Nine walked in with Zu Lishi, and they all waved back to everyone.

"Uncle Jiu, you were the number one hero last night, you won't come home if you don't get drunk tonight!" At this moment, a gentry in the town said.

Another gentry interjected: "Uncle Nine, this is a wish from us, please accept it!"

"Uncle Jiu! Don't rush away, come over and have a drink." Another gentry said.

Naturally, Zurich would not accept these gifts at this time, but Captain Liu accepted others' gifts with a smile on his face at this time.

Then, whether good or bad, put it all aside.I haven't forgotten in my mouth, thank you others.At this time, I saw Zurich waving at Awei and the miscellaneous goods bamboo pole, calling them to him and asking, "How are you doing, are you all ready?"

"No problem, we still want to rely on this performance and worship Uncle Jiu as our teacher!" Zhugan and Awei quickly replied.

Zurich heard the words and said: "Well, you go down and prepare, and you will start as soon as I blow the whistle." At this time, Zhugan and Awei led away.

After going upstairs, Mr. Zhang, the most powerful family in the town, was the host, and he first offered a toast to Uncle Jiu.

"Uncle Jiu! If you hadn't led the townspeople to kill the horse thief last night, I'm afraid our money would have been looted by that horse thief.

Here, I would like to offer a toast to Uncle Jiu on behalf of everyone. "Master Zhang said gratefully at this time. Without further ado, he drank a glass by himself.

"Boss Zhang is bold!" Uncle Jiu said with a smile on his face.

When Uncle Jiu was about to drink, he was stopped by Zurich.

"Hehe! I'm really sorry, masters. My master's injury is still unhealed, so he shouldn't drink alcohol. As an apprentice, I will drink this cup for him." Then Zurich drank it in one gulp.

"Master Su also performed amazingly last night! I heard that you killed more than 20 horse thieves by yourself last night!" said a nobleman.

"Okay, okay! As expected of Uncle Jiu's apprentice, what a young hero!" another gentry praised him.

After everyone praised him, he gave the gift he had prepared.

"Uncle Nine, this 'Sanmao Zhenjun' is the best quality Hetian jade I found in Xinjiang. I asked the master to carve it! I will give it to you." Master Zhang said as he pulled the red cloth away.

Immediately, three pure and flawless jade carvings were displayed in front of everyone, and they saw the three true kings sitting cross-legged on the futons, their expressions were lifelike!This color, this carving skill is simply impeccable, and the eyes of the gentry present are straightened.

These three Mao Zhenjun are three people, the eldest brother Mao Ying, the second brother Mao Gu, the third brother Mao Zhong, and the three brothers of the Mao family are the three patriarchs respected by the Maoshan School.

"Master Zhang! You are really generous! Compared with your gift, our gift is much inferior." At this time, a nobleman said.

"The jade articles from Xinjiang are the best! Even if the emperor is in power, he may not be able to find such perfect jade!" another gentry said.

After everyone praised him, they all admired Mr. Zhang for his arrogance.

However, at this moment, a person came up from the stairs.

"Dad, here I come."

The person who spoke was none other than Young Master Zhang whom he met yesterday.

"Shitou, come here quickly, I have met Uncle Jiu." Master Zhang introduced at this time.

First Young Master Zhang bowed respectfully upon hearing the words, "I've seen Uncle Nine."

"This one is Uncle Ninth's beloved apprentice, Master Zurich, you must get closer and closer in the future!" Master Zhang immediately introduced Zurich.

"I've seen Master Zurich—how could it be you!"

First Young Master Zhang was a little puzzled at this moment, and he didn't expect to meet Zurich here.He is a little afraid of Zurich now, after all, the method shown by the other party yesterday has deeply impressed him.

"Master Zhang, hello! Zurich, this is Mr. Zhang's son. He takes care of us a lot." Uncle Nine also gave Mr. Zhang face at this time and introduced.

At this moment, Young Master Zhang saw Uncle Jiu giving him face like this, and thought to himself: And this Zurich must listen to Uncle Jiu!My father should be able to hold down Uncle Jiu.

As for me, can I save some face?After all, I didn't lose face here in Zurich yesterday.

"Master Zurich, do you still like the jade carving my father gave you?" After thinking about it, his heart became active in an instant, and he laughed.

Zu Lishi nodded and said: "I like it, but this item is very valuable, and we are not suitable for accepting it."

When Uncle Jiu heard Zurich's words, he admired him in his heart. Zurich's move won his heart!

"Don't, you must accept this object!" At this time, Young Master Zhang quickly answered.

(End of this chapter)

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