Crossing the world of Lin Zhengying

Chapter 84 Zurich's Trick

"High, it's really high, this method is absolutely impossible!" Ah Wei praised repeatedly after hearing the words, and said.

At this moment, Zu Lishi pushed Awei's approaching face away, and said: "Hey! I said, Awei, you are a bit too much, I am a little disgusted now by boasting!
Since you agree so much, then the task of pretending to be two horse thieves is entrusted to you and Zhugan! "

"Ah? Let me tell you, Brother Su doesn't play like this!" Awei said with a bitter face after hearing the words.

At this time, the bamboo pole said gloatingly: "Haha! It deserves it, it was shot on the horse's hoof!"

"Laughing fart, don't you want to pretend to be with me." Awei couldn't help but glared at him and said.

The bamboo poles confronted each other and said, "I am willing, but you don't care!"

Looking at the two live treasures, Uncle Jiu shook his head helplessly, then took a bowl and filled it half with rooster blood.

"Uncle Jiu, are you just pretending that this little is enough? Why don't you pretend to be more, anyway, it's a lot." Zhu Gan said worriedly with sharp eyes.

Uncle Jiu heard the words and said: "You don't need too much, the mountain is not high, there are immortals, there is not much blood, as long as there is material, I have enough, and the time is almost up, get ready."

At this time, Mao Shanming also participated in it because Dabao was arrested, and this guy himself is a person who likes to pretend. During the day, he made friends with each other in front of Uncle Jiu, as if he was very familiar.

But as soon as Uncle Jiu left, this guy immediately told the people in the town that he was from the same family as Uncle Jiu, and that he was older than Uncle Jiu, and that he was Uncle Jiu's teacher.

Because of Mao Shanming's proficient pretending all the year round and his proficiency in various essentials, he instantly hit the high point in everyone's heart, so he quickly bluffed everyone.

"Uncle Ming! You are so powerful, it's up to you tonight!" said an unknown crowd.

The other said: "That's right, Uncle Ming! Since you are Uncle Jiu's master, your strength must not be inferior to Uncle Jiu's."

"Uncle Ming, it is absolutely safe to have you in our town!"

At this time, everyone was talking about it.

Mao Shanming listened to everyone's discussion, the corners of his mouth were twitching constantly, and he thought to himself: "This seems to be - pretending too much."

What Mao Shanming didn't expect was that Uncle Jiu and Zu Lishi were in the yamen at this time. Due to the bursts of cheers from the yamen,
It attracted the attention of Uncle Jiu and the others, and after listening carefully, they found that it was Mao Shanming who was bragging here.So Uncle Jiu, Zu Lishi and others came to the yamen with inquiries,

I saw the people around me sitting in front of Mao Shanming, and everyone was like a child who loves to learn, listening to his "lecture" with great interest.

"Ahem!" Uncle Jiu coughed dryly at this moment, and Mao Shanming stood up quickly upon hearing the sound.

At this moment, Mao Shanming smiled awkwardly and said, "Hehe! Fellow Daoist, you are here."

"Well! I said brother, what are you talking about here, so happy?" Uncle Jiu pretended to be ignorant and asked.

At this time, someone smiled and said, "Uncle Nine! Uncle Ming said that you do everything because you are a generation younger than him. He is your uncle."

"That's right! Is Uncle Ming's Taoism very high? Did you ask Uncle Ming to learn Maoshan Taoism?" Another person asked.

Mao Shanming was extremely embarrassed when he heard that at this time, his old face was as red as a monkey's butt.

"Uncle Ming, half of what he said is true." Zu Lishi smiled at this time.

As soon as everyone heard it, they immediately asked in unison: "What is true?"

"He is indeed a generation older than me, that's all." Uncle Jiu said casually at this moment.

Everyone looked at each other at this time, and immediately burst into laughter, Mao Shanming wished to find a gap to get in, and thought to himself: This embarrassing old face is really thrown at grandma's house!

When it was time for dinner, Mr. Zhang set up a running water mat on the street in front of the gate of the yamen to reward everyone for their hard work.Knowing that a fierce battle is inevitable tonight, everyone has been busy with the affairs of the town during the day, so this reward is very necessary.

And yesterday Uncle Nine gave him a big gift. Uncle Nine will give him face no matter what. The most important thing is that his Zhang family is the largest family in the town. If something happens to the town, the Zhang family will suffer the most.

One meal can win the hearts of the people, increase the prestige, and win the favor of Uncle Jiu. This is simply killing two birds with one stone, so why not do it!

"Okay! Everyone has been busy all day, now, it's getting late, you all go back!" After the banquet, Uncle Jiu ordered.

Because that banshee will definitely come to attack tonight, if these people stay here, they may do more than fail.After hearing the words, everyone left one after another, leaving only two or three Xiangyong to guard the gate.

After the people in Zurich saw that everyone had left, they immediately took the two captive horse thieves out of the cell, gagged their mouths, hung them on the attic, each with a noose,
Put it around their necks and design a mechanism, as long as someone wants to save them, the mechanism will be triggered, and the two horse thieves will die.

Zurich helped Uncle Jiu move a chair and a coffee table and put them in the center of the lobby. Uncle Jiu put the bowl of rooster blood on the coffee table, sat on the chair and held a mahogany sword and pestle in his hand.

Close your eyes and rest your mind, just waiting for the female horse thief to come and rob the prison.One or two o'clock in the morning is the time when people want to sleep the most. Everyone is drowsy and lacks energy. "Bang-bang-bang!" At this moment, there was a sudden knock on the door, which shocked everyone who was drowsy, and suddenly lost all sleepiness.

"Here we come, get up and get ready!"

Zurich immediately picked up a pot of rooster blood and signaled the two Xiangyongs to open the door with his eyes.

Uncle Jiu also opened his eyes at this time.

"1 - 2 - 3 - open!"

At this time, the two Xiangyong pulled out the door latch. Zurich waited for them to open the door and poured out the blood of the rooster in his hand, only to see a person outside the door was covered in blood.

"What the hell are you doing? I'm just a food delivery guy. Who ordered pork blood fans!" At this time, the man was covered in blood, holding a wooden board full of bowls and chopsticks, standing outside the door depressedly, and shouted. .

"Sorry, I made a mistake." Zurich quickly apologized.

Then he turned his head and asked the people in the hall, "Who ordered the takeaway!"

"I—I——I ordered it. I think everyone must be hungry after being busy so late. I happen to know a store that can offer a discount.
It was delicious and cheap, so I ordered a midnight snack immediately. "At this time, the bamboo pole who was playing the horse thief in the cell ran out and said.

"I hate you, uncle, and I don't know how you grew up. You eat like this, why are you still so thin? It made me splash the blood of the cock all over my body,

You don't have to go back to the cell quickly, and our plan will be ruined when the witch sees you! Zurich said angrily, kicking his ass.

"I'm sorry, I made you go and get bloody, please go back and send us another copy, I'm really sorry." At this time, Zurich took out a silver dollar and put it on the end plate of the man outside the door on, said.

"Forget it, count me as unlucky." The man took the silver dollar and said happily, then turned and left.

At this time, Zurich saw the food delivery person walking away, and said: "Close the door quickly, everyone persist for a few more hours, and the sky will soon be dawn."

Zu Lishi suddenly said at this moment: "Master, there is a monster!"

"Where is it?" Uncle Jiu, who had been sitting cross-legged and adjusting his breath, suddenly opened his eyes and asked.

Zurich heard the words and replied: "In the east direction!"

"Okay! Then I'll go now!" Uncle Jiu continued.

However, Zu Lishi stared blankly at the direction of the gate and said, "Wait a minute, Master!"

"What's wrong?" Uncle Jiu asked suspiciously.

Zurich replied: "In the air, I feel that it is not only mixed with the smell of corpses! It is also mixed with some—ghost smell."

"I didn't expect that banshee to be made into that puppet corpse so quickly!" Uncle Jiu thought for a moment and said.

Zurich asked suspiciously: "Is that the 'resurrecting the soul' that you mentioned, Master?"

"That's right! This is the sorcery of the Maoshan Leftists!" Uncle Jiu said upon hearing this.

Zurich immediately asked: "Master! How should we distribute it now?"

"What about you, Zurich, go to ambush to deal with that banshee, and we deal with this 'resurrection' person." Uncle Jiu pointed at the roof at this time and ordered.

Zu Lishi took the order and immediately hid in the dark, while Uncle Jiu pretended to be fine and walked to Mao Shanming who was at the door.

"Friend Daoist, how are you doing? Have you found the whereabouts of the banshee?" Mao Shanming asked casually when he saw Uncle Jiu walking in front of him.

"No!" Uncle Jiu said flatly.

At this time, Mao Shanming looked at the glamorous Uncle Jiu, and couldn't help saying enviously: "Fellow Daoist! Your Taoist robe is really beautiful, isn't it very expensive!"

"If you like it? Then I'll wear it for you! Let you have a look!" Uncle Jiu said with a chuckle.

Mao Shanming immediately glanced at the door, at this time there were still Ah Cai and another strong man.I thought to myself: This is a good time to pretend.

"That's a good feeling! I'm here to thank my fellow Taoist!" Mao Shanming said brazenly without hesitation through the Taoist robe that Uncle Jiu took off.

"Did you see! Did I lie in what I said before, and I am the elder of Uncle Jiu! Open your eyes and see, what am I wearing now?
Taoist robes dedicated to Maoshan!Here I still have the final say! "After Mao Shanming put it on, he walked up to Ah Cai impatiently and said braggingly.

But Ah Cai and the two were dubious, and then looked again, it seemed that Uncle Jiu behind him didn't say anything.At this moment, a person suddenly jumped in from the door.

At this moment, Mao Shanming fixed his eyes and said tremblingly: "No way! Zombies!!!" A Cai immediately pushed Mao Shanming out.

"Hey! I told you not to do this! Take it easy!" At this moment, Mao Shanming's heart collapsed!I thought in my heart: Why does this kind of thing happen when I wear a Taoist uniform? Isn't this a coincidence!

Mao Shanming was dumbfounded as he watched the living corpse walking towards him step by step.

"I've never dealt with zombies before, what should I do—" Mao Shanming thought to himself at this moment.

(End of this chapter)