Crossing the world of Lin Zhengying
Chapter 90 The Inexplicable Fried Ghost
Chapter 90 The Inexplicable Fried Ghost
Chapter 90 Inexplicable fried ghost
"Damn it! It seems—there is a sound." The two turned their heads at the same time, looking at the wine jar behind them.At this time, one of the wine urns had cracks, and red bloodstains appeared.
"How could this happen!" Ah Wei said in a panic at this moment.
Mao Shanming said at this time: "Fire the fire quickly, if it is late, it will be bad!"
"Okay! ——Okay! Light the fire immediately!" Awei said after hearing the words.
Then he hurriedly lit the fire, but after lighting it several times, the fire started and went out, and then went out again.
"Damn it! What's going on, why can't it be turned on?" At this moment, Awei was so anxious that he broke out in a cold sweat.
After Mao Shanming heard the words, he casually took the Huozhe over to have a look, and found that the Huozhe was mostly soaked.
"Not good! This is a leak of yin energy! The fire pockets are all wet." Mao Shanming said.
Ah Wei regretted arguing with Mao Shanming very much at this time when he heard that, but the current situation is really terrible!
"Then what should we do now?" Awei asked involuntarily at this moment.
At this time, Mao Shanming thought for a while and asked, "Then what do you belong to?"
"Dog." Awei replied with his eyes wide open.
Mao Shanming said helplessly when he heard the words: "It's really over this time. Your zodiac sign is not a big zodiac. There is no way to suppress the Yin Qi at all! I'm afraid it's not easy to ignite the fire!"
After finishing speaking, I felt a headache immediately, and thought to myself: Why did I become a combination with a waste material? If this guy wasn't here, I'm afraid I would have already solved the matter.
"Then I'll go find a fire! I don't believe in burning!" Ah Wei said at this time, but refused to admit defeat.
These words awakened Mao Shanming.
"I almost forgot! There are 'merit lamps' on the left and right of the ancestral tablet in Yizhuang. These two oil lamps are always burning all year round. Hurry up and invite them." Mao Shanming slapped his thigh and said happily.
"Please? An oil lamp still needs to be used. I will go to Yizhuang to get it right away." Awei said nonchalantly at this time when he heard the words.
Mao Shanming quickly grabbed him and said, "This lamp is different from ordinary oil lamps! This lamp is spiritual, and you must kneel three times and knock nine times before asking it."
"Hehe! Then you just wait." Awei didn't bother to talk to him at this time, and then turned around and walked towards Yizhuang.The Yizhuang in this town is not far from where they settled down.
After Awei stepped into the hall of Yizhuang, she found two oil lamps hanging on the left and right pillars of the hall.At this time, Ah Wei didn't take Mao Shanming's words into his heart at all, and immediately grabbed the oil lamp with one hand.
The moment he was about to take it down, he saw that the flame of the oil lamp gradually became smaller and almost extinguished.
"Brother! Don't play with me like this, save the world, life is at stake!" At this time, Ah Wei couldn't help being frightened and hurriedly put the oil lamp back to its original position, and at this moment he saw the oil lamp burning by itself.
How to do?
"Could it be that this lamp is really spiritual? According to what Mao Shanming said, let's worship three times and kowtow nine times!" Awei said to himself curiously at this time.
"Kneel down once, bow down three times, bow down twice, bow down three times, kneel down three times—wait a try and see how about doing it less once?" At this moment, Awei's little thoughts became active.
Immediately after he kowtowed twice, he stood up and went to hold the oil lamp again.I saw the oil lamp dimmed again.
"My dear father! Don't kill me anymore! I'll give you a discount! You wait." At this time, Awei begged, and then he had to do three obeisances and nine kowtows again.
At this time, I saw him carefully take off the oil lamp, and the oil lamp was indeed immortal.
"Damn it, even the oil lamp is so airy." Ah Wei couldn't help but muttered in his heart, but he didn't dare to say any disrespectful words in his mouth.
"The oil lamp is here!" Ah Wei yelled loudly as soon as he entered the gate.
Mao Shanming said quickly, "Slow down."
At this time, the oil lamp has been invited, and the two of them successfully lit the firewood.
"Boom—boom—boom—" The wine vat on the side began to vibrate again.
Mao Shanming took a closer look and said, "Not good! I'm afraid these two things will come out of the urn before the oil boils."
"Uncle Ming, the oil hasn't boiled yet! Can you cast a spell to make it boil?" Ah Wei asked anxiously after hearing the words.
Mao Shanming asked angrily when he heard the words: "Do you have child urine?"
"This—no—I gave my virginity on a stormy night, but you must be an old virgin?"
Awei asked back when he heard the words.
"Little rabbit! You're the one who talks too much!" Mao Shanming almost vomited blood when he heard the words, so he had no choice but to fight by himself.But Mao Shanming is getting older and has some problems, so he didn't come out after holding back for a long time.
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) ), it turned out that it was Awei who sneaked his head over, his mouth beeping.
"I said! What are you doing!" Mao Shanming asked quickly.
Awei couldn't help laughing and said: "I'm helping you! Hehe! The kidney function is insufficient, and it can only be catalyzed by whistling. This is the case for all babies."
"Damn it! Get the hell out of here! You can't see me peeing." Mao Shanming said angrily.
The sad thing is that after holding back for a long time, he finally made some. Mao Shanming immediately made his handprints, drew a Taoist talisman, consecrated the boy's urine, and poured it into the oil.
Just heard the sound of "chi chi" coming through.
"Haha! It's useful! Uncle Ming will come again." Awei said with a smile at this time.
Mao Shanming heard the words and said: "Bah! There are no more, there are only so many."
Just as the two were arguing, the wine urn had already begun to shatter, and bursts of cold air came out.
"Not good! It's too late, throw it in quickly." Mao Shanming said anxiously at this time.
Less than three or four seconds after the wine jar was dropped, a human figure with oil bubbles all over his body rushed out.
"Ah——!!!" Hearing the miserable howl of the horse thief's soul, he was instantly blown half-cooked and jumped out of the frying pan.
Seeing this situation, Awei couldn't help shouting, "Ghost!"
Then he hurried to the next room. Seeing this, Mao Shanming quickly took out the talismans on his body and stuck them all on his body.
"Come here quickly! Hurt each other." Mao Shanming said jokingly to the ghost at this time.
Seeing that the ghost of the half-baked horse thief did not rush over immediately, but blew a cold wind, blowing away all the talismans on Mao Shanming's body.
And this gust of wind was so strong that it made Mao Shanming turn over several somersaults. Mao Shanming struggled to stand up at this moment, and then he leaned against the wall and hurried into the next room.
He smoothly locked the door, and then he pulled the cabinet in the room to block the door.Only then did he breathe a sigh of relief, but this is not a long-term solution after all.
If it develops like this, it will break the door in a short while.Mao Shanming turned his head to look at this moment, only to find that Awei had already stripped his clothes clean.
As he was grabbing the pot ash from the bowl and smearing it on his body, Mao Shanming suddenly realized: If you smear the pot ash on your body, no ghosts or ghosts will be able to see it.
"Damn! You are too disrespectful! Save some for me." It was too late to say that Mao Shanming also took off his clean clothes.Smear pot ashes on your body as quickly as possible.
In less than 1 minute, the whole bodies of the two were pitch black.At this moment, the door shattered, startling the two of them.
"Don't panic! We have pot ashes on us, he can't see it." Since Awei had tried it yesterday, he was naturally full of confidence.
"Not good! You haven't wiped your back!" Mao Shanming exclaimed at this moment.
Awei couldn't help exclaiming after hearing the words: "You too!!!"
At this time, the two found that there was a white flower behind them, and they quickly hid. After being in a hurry, the two stood up back to back.
At this time, the fried ghost had already entered the room, and when he saw the empty room, he was dumbfounded and thought to himself: Where is the person?
"puff--"
At this critical moment, a loud fart sound came.And this fart is really shocking!That sound, that momentum is very impressive,
Like a bomb, the pot ashes on the two of them were instantly blown away. At this moment, the black pot ashes were flying all over the sky, and the scene was particularly spectacular.
"I'm going—vomit—what did you eat, you brat, it smells so bad!" Mao Shanming asked while covering his mouth.
Awei couldn't help but smiled awkwardly when he heard the words: "Uh--today, I ate too many beans, I'm really sorry."
"I'm going - I was killed by you!" Mao Shanming said speechlessly.
At this time, the deep-fried ghost suddenly spotted the two of them, rushed over with bared teeth and claws, and the two immediately grabbed the quilt and covered it.and this time
The two cooperated very tacitly. After covering it, the two had a moment to catch their breath, and hurried towards the hall.
At this moment, the oil in the frying pan had already boiled, and the two of them had just walked out of the door of the hall when they heard a "stab" sound coming from behind them, and when they looked back, it turned out that the quilt had been lifted by the frying ghost. Torn to shreds.
"Uncle Ming! Your lord has a lot, you should find a way!" At this moment, Awei begged.
At this time, Mao Shanming found the curtain, wrapped his body up, then found his backpack, and found Uncle Jiu's carry-on box next to him.
"Suppressing corpse talisman—this one won't do, it's useless to ghosts, huh? Knead formula, inject Dao Qi.
"Go!" Mao Shanming yelled, and the Yinhuo Talisman turned into a stream of light and flew towards the fried ghost.
Hearing the sound of "Boom!", the fried ghost suddenly ignited raging flames. At this time, the fried ghost was so burned that he couldn't stand still, and he fell back into the frying pan continuously.
"Not good! Get out quickly! The oil pan is about to explode." Mao Shanming yelled at this moment, dragging Ah Wei to run outside.
Another sound of "boom!" was heard, and the hot oil met the Yin fire at this time, and immediately ignited a flame several feet high, which soon caused a big fire, and even the house was implicated.
The two of them were very embarrassed at this moment, looking at the raging fire, standing at the door at a loss.
On the other side of the yamen, Uncle Jiu and Zu Lishi were making preparations when they suddenly noticed that the well was starting to boil, so Zu Lishi hurriedly looked at the well.
It will be on the shelves tomorrow at 12 noon, and it has been nearly two and a half months. I would like to thank all my friends for their support and suggestions. Here, Snail expresses its deep gratitude! ! ! !A new chapter will be added tonight! ! ! ! !I also hope that after it is put on the shelves, friends will give more support! ! ! ! ! !
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 90 Inexplicable fried ghost
"Damn it! It seems—there is a sound." The two turned their heads at the same time, looking at the wine jar behind them.At this time, one of the wine urns had cracks, and red bloodstains appeared.
"How could this happen!" Ah Wei said in a panic at this moment.
Mao Shanming said at this time: "Fire the fire quickly, if it is late, it will be bad!"
"Okay! ——Okay! Light the fire immediately!" Awei said after hearing the words.
Then he hurriedly lit the fire, but after lighting it several times, the fire started and went out, and then went out again.
"Damn it! What's going on, why can't it be turned on?" At this moment, Awei was so anxious that he broke out in a cold sweat.
After Mao Shanming heard the words, he casually took the Huozhe over to have a look, and found that the Huozhe was mostly soaked.
"Not good! This is a leak of yin energy! The fire pockets are all wet." Mao Shanming said.
Ah Wei regretted arguing with Mao Shanming very much at this time when he heard that, but the current situation is really terrible!
"Then what should we do now?" Awei asked involuntarily at this moment.
At this time, Mao Shanming thought for a while and asked, "Then what do you belong to?"
"Dog." Awei replied with his eyes wide open.
Mao Shanming said helplessly when he heard the words: "It's really over this time. Your zodiac sign is not a big zodiac. There is no way to suppress the Yin Qi at all! I'm afraid it's not easy to ignite the fire!"
After finishing speaking, I felt a headache immediately, and thought to myself: Why did I become a combination with a waste material? If this guy wasn't here, I'm afraid I would have already solved the matter.
"Then I'll go find a fire! I don't believe in burning!" Ah Wei said at this time, but refused to admit defeat.
These words awakened Mao Shanming.
"I almost forgot! There are 'merit lamps' on the left and right of the ancestral tablet in Yizhuang. These two oil lamps are always burning all year round. Hurry up and invite them." Mao Shanming slapped his thigh and said happily.
"Please? An oil lamp still needs to be used. I will go to Yizhuang to get it right away." Awei said nonchalantly at this time when he heard the words.
Mao Shanming quickly grabbed him and said, "This lamp is different from ordinary oil lamps! This lamp is spiritual, and you must kneel three times and knock nine times before asking it."
"Hehe! Then you just wait." Awei didn't bother to talk to him at this time, and then turned around and walked towards Yizhuang.The Yizhuang in this town is not far from where they settled down.
After Awei stepped into the hall of Yizhuang, she found two oil lamps hanging on the left and right pillars of the hall.At this time, Ah Wei didn't take Mao Shanming's words into his heart at all, and immediately grabbed the oil lamp with one hand.
The moment he was about to take it down, he saw that the flame of the oil lamp gradually became smaller and almost extinguished.
"Brother! Don't play with me like this, save the world, life is at stake!" At this time, Ah Wei couldn't help being frightened and hurriedly put the oil lamp back to its original position, and at this moment he saw the oil lamp burning by itself.
How to do?
"Could it be that this lamp is really spiritual? According to what Mao Shanming said, let's worship three times and kowtow nine times!" Awei said to himself curiously at this time.
"Kneel down once, bow down three times, bow down twice, bow down three times, kneel down three times—wait a try and see how about doing it less once?" At this moment, Awei's little thoughts became active.
Immediately after he kowtowed twice, he stood up and went to hold the oil lamp again.I saw the oil lamp dimmed again.
"My dear father! Don't kill me anymore! I'll give you a discount! You wait." At this time, Awei begged, and then he had to do three obeisances and nine kowtows again.
At this time, I saw him carefully take off the oil lamp, and the oil lamp was indeed immortal.
"Damn it, even the oil lamp is so airy." Ah Wei couldn't help but muttered in his heart, but he didn't dare to say any disrespectful words in his mouth.
"The oil lamp is here!" Ah Wei yelled loudly as soon as he entered the gate.
Mao Shanming said quickly, "Slow down."
At this time, the oil lamp has been invited, and the two of them successfully lit the firewood.
"Boom—boom—boom—" The wine vat on the side began to vibrate again.
Mao Shanming took a closer look and said, "Not good! I'm afraid these two things will come out of the urn before the oil boils."
"Uncle Ming, the oil hasn't boiled yet! Can you cast a spell to make it boil?" Ah Wei asked anxiously after hearing the words.
Mao Shanming asked angrily when he heard the words: "Do you have child urine?"
"This—no—I gave my virginity on a stormy night, but you must be an old virgin?"
Awei asked back when he heard the words.
"Little rabbit! You're the one who talks too much!" Mao Shanming almost vomited blood when he heard the words, so he had no choice but to fight by himself.But Mao Shanming is getting older and has some problems, so he didn't come out after holding back for a long time.
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) ), it turned out that it was Awei who sneaked his head over, his mouth beeping.
"I said! What are you doing!" Mao Shanming asked quickly.
Awei couldn't help laughing and said: "I'm helping you! Hehe! The kidney function is insufficient, and it can only be catalyzed by whistling. This is the case for all babies."
"Damn it! Get the hell out of here! You can't see me peeing." Mao Shanming said angrily.
The sad thing is that after holding back for a long time, he finally made some. Mao Shanming immediately made his handprints, drew a Taoist talisman, consecrated the boy's urine, and poured it into the oil.
Just heard the sound of "chi chi" coming through.
"Haha! It's useful! Uncle Ming will come again." Awei said with a smile at this time.
Mao Shanming heard the words and said: "Bah! There are no more, there are only so many."
Just as the two were arguing, the wine urn had already begun to shatter, and bursts of cold air came out.
"Not good! It's too late, throw it in quickly." Mao Shanming said anxiously at this time.
Less than three or four seconds after the wine jar was dropped, a human figure with oil bubbles all over his body rushed out.
"Ah——!!!" Hearing the miserable howl of the horse thief's soul, he was instantly blown half-cooked and jumped out of the frying pan.
Seeing this situation, Awei couldn't help shouting, "Ghost!"
Then he hurried to the next room. Seeing this, Mao Shanming quickly took out the talismans on his body and stuck them all on his body.
"Come here quickly! Hurt each other." Mao Shanming said jokingly to the ghost at this time.
Seeing that the ghost of the half-baked horse thief did not rush over immediately, but blew a cold wind, blowing away all the talismans on Mao Shanming's body.
And this gust of wind was so strong that it made Mao Shanming turn over several somersaults. Mao Shanming struggled to stand up at this moment, and then he leaned against the wall and hurried into the next room.
He smoothly locked the door, and then he pulled the cabinet in the room to block the door.Only then did he breathe a sigh of relief, but this is not a long-term solution after all.
If it develops like this, it will break the door in a short while.Mao Shanming turned his head to look at this moment, only to find that Awei had already stripped his clothes clean.
As he was grabbing the pot ash from the bowl and smearing it on his body, Mao Shanming suddenly realized: If you smear the pot ash on your body, no ghosts or ghosts will be able to see it.
"Damn! You are too disrespectful! Save some for me." It was too late to say that Mao Shanming also took off his clean clothes.Smear pot ashes on your body as quickly as possible.
In less than 1 minute, the whole bodies of the two were pitch black.At this moment, the door shattered, startling the two of them.
"Don't panic! We have pot ashes on us, he can't see it." Since Awei had tried it yesterday, he was naturally full of confidence.
"Not good! You haven't wiped your back!" Mao Shanming exclaimed at this moment.
Awei couldn't help exclaiming after hearing the words: "You too!!!"
At this time, the two found that there was a white flower behind them, and they quickly hid. After being in a hurry, the two stood up back to back.
At this time, the fried ghost had already entered the room, and when he saw the empty room, he was dumbfounded and thought to himself: Where is the person?
"puff--"
At this critical moment, a loud fart sound came.And this fart is really shocking!That sound, that momentum is very impressive,
Like a bomb, the pot ashes on the two of them were instantly blown away. At this moment, the black pot ashes were flying all over the sky, and the scene was particularly spectacular.
"I'm going—vomit—what did you eat, you brat, it smells so bad!" Mao Shanming asked while covering his mouth.
Awei couldn't help but smiled awkwardly when he heard the words: "Uh--today, I ate too many beans, I'm really sorry."
"I'm going - I was killed by you!" Mao Shanming said speechlessly.
At this time, the deep-fried ghost suddenly spotted the two of them, rushed over with bared teeth and claws, and the two immediately grabbed the quilt and covered it.and this time
The two cooperated very tacitly. After covering it, the two had a moment to catch their breath, and hurried towards the hall.
At this moment, the oil in the frying pan had already boiled, and the two of them had just walked out of the door of the hall when they heard a "stab" sound coming from behind them, and when they looked back, it turned out that the quilt had been lifted by the frying ghost. Torn to shreds.
"Uncle Ming! Your lord has a lot, you should find a way!" At this moment, Awei begged.
At this time, Mao Shanming found the curtain, wrapped his body up, then found his backpack, and found Uncle Jiu's carry-on box next to him.
"Suppressing corpse talisman—this one won't do, it's useless to ghosts, huh? Knead formula, inject Dao Qi.
"Go!" Mao Shanming yelled, and the Yinhuo Talisman turned into a stream of light and flew towards the fried ghost.
Hearing the sound of "Boom!", the fried ghost suddenly ignited raging flames. At this time, the fried ghost was so burned that he couldn't stand still, and he fell back into the frying pan continuously.
"Not good! Get out quickly! The oil pan is about to explode." Mao Shanming yelled at this moment, dragging Ah Wei to run outside.
Another sound of "boom!" was heard, and the hot oil met the Yin fire at this time, and immediately ignited a flame several feet high, which soon caused a big fire, and even the house was implicated.
The two of them were very embarrassed at this moment, looking at the raging fire, standing at the door at a loss.
On the other side of the yamen, Uncle Jiu and Zu Lishi were making preparations when they suddenly noticed that the well was starting to boil, so Zu Lishi hurriedly looked at the well.
It will be on the shelves tomorrow at 12 noon, and it has been nearly two and a half months. I would like to thank all my friends for their support and suggestions. Here, Snail expresses its deep gratitude! ! ! !A new chapter will be added tonight! ! ! ! !I also hope that after it is put on the shelves, friends will give more support! ! ! ! ! !
(End of this chapter)
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