Westward Journey into Dragon

Chapter 354
Why is there no human flesh?

What's the problem? Don't the lobbyists do whatever they want, and you can eat whatever I prepare?Is being so picky a provocation, or simply wanting to eat human flesh?Chen Xian's brain was running quickly, thinking about some things.

These thoughts just flashed through Chen Xian's mind. Looking at the serious expression on Jinpeng Demon King's face, Chen Xian knew that if he didn't give the other party a satisfactory answer, the other party would definitely go crazy. Don't be afraid of the three demon kings in Sanying Mountain, but this is his Taiyi celebration after all, if something happens, he will be disgraceful.

Chen Xian looked back at the Jinpeng Demon King and said with a smile on his face: "I don't eat human flesh. The cooks in the city don't know how to cook human flesh. They are afraid that it won't be good. It won't suit the taste of you long-time human flesh demon kings, so they didn't prepare."

Chen Xian thought that his answer was very reasonable, Jinpeng Demon King would not continue to say anything, but he opened his mouth and said: "Human flesh is fresh when eaten raw, especially when eaten slowly, a little raw Eat, their fearful wailing before dying is the most beautiful sound in the world!"

Human flesh is only fresh when eaten raw, and the wailing of fear is the most beautiful sound...it is extremely cruel and insane.Chen Xian was filled with disgust for the idea of ​​Jinpeng Demon King eating people.

"It's up to you. If Jinpeng Demon King is not satisfied with the dishes I prepared, you can do as you please. But I want to advise you, people eat whole grains, and their bodies are full of impurities, which are comparable to stool. It's better to eat less." Chen Xian pushed back stiffly, but he was thinking in his heart, how weird it feels to equate people with shit.

As soon as Chen Xian said this, the faces of many demon kings in the hall turned black, but they were those demon kings who love to eat human flesh. After being told by Chen Xian, the human flesh turned into stool, how can they eat it in the future?What's more, I retched for a while, thinking that I would never touch human flesh again.

I don't know how many people have been saved by my own words, it is really a great merit.Seeing the changes in the faces of the monsters in the palace, Chen Xian couldn't help but think that he should record this matter in his autobiography for future generations to read.

If you want to talk about the demon king who came to the banquet this time, who eats the most people, it must be the Jinpeng demon king, he is the son of the phoenix, he existed before people appeared, and he began to eat him as soon as people were born. It is comparable to the silt in the Ganges River, which cannot be counted. Nowadays, human flesh is equal to excrement. He has eaten a lot of excrement. His face is dark, and ink may drip out.

"Human flesh is comparable to poop. That's a good saying. I heard that when the Jinpeng Demon King first arrived at Sanying Mountain, he swallowed more than a hundred people in one gulp. That's a mouthful of hundreds of piles of human poop, and it's full of hair and feces, tsk tsk!" Chen Xian The words were already a fatal blow to Jinpeng Demon King. Unexpectedly, someone said something to sprinkle salt on his wound. Chen Xian turned his head to look, only to find that it was the Peng Demon King who spoke.

"Peng Demon King, are you looking for trouble?" Jin Peng Demon King stood up and glared at Peng Demon King.

"You deliberately made things difficult for my brother, aren't you looking for trouble?" Peng Demon King also stood up and said without showing any weakness.

"You want to fight, don't you?"

"Are you afraid?"

"I'm really scared, I'm afraid I'll accidentally hit you to death!"

"It's not certain who will die!"

Chen Xian finally understood that these two people should have enmity, that's why they confronted each other so fiercely.

"Go out and compare if you have the guts to see who kills who!"

"Okay, it's the puppy who won't go!"

The two kings of Peng disagreed, so they exchanged their weapons to see who is superior.

"Wait!" Seeing the two monsters walking towards the outside of the hall with a murderous look, Chen Xian quickly stopped.

"Old Ba (Jade Jiao King), you are afraid that I will kill him and spoil the atmosphere of your celebration, don't worry, I will show mercy." Peng Demon King and Jin Peng Yao King turned around at the same time, saying in unison.

"No, I just want to say that on such a happy day, it's not good to use swords and guns. Otherwise, how about a fight between the two of you, it won't hurt your peace!" Chen Xian waved his hands.

"What kind of literary combat?" The two Peng Demon Kings said in unison again.

"The two of you are both mastering the wind and transporting the sea, vibrating the north and the south, and the speed of the demon king is the highest in the world. How about this, how do you compare the speed of the two?" Chen Xian said.

"How do you compare, can't you just fly faster than anyone else? This is too boring." Chen Xian felt a little headache, because this time the two monsters said in unison again.

Could it be that these two are twin brothers?Chen Xian slandered for a while. He stroked his chin, thought for a while, and said, "There is a small island with a radius of a hundred miles about three hundred miles east of Penglai Island. There is a strange stone on the island. Whoever retrieves the stone first will be the winner." Win. Note that the stone cannot be stored in the magic weapon, you can fight for it, and the one who brings back the strange stone first will win."

"What is the color, size and shape of the strange stone?" Jinpeng Yaowang raised his eyebrows and asked, finally they were not in unison.

"You guys will understand when you see it, and it won't be interesting to talk about it." Chen Xian raised the corner of his mouth.

With a sound of "shua", there was a strong wind in the hall, and the Demon King Peng had disappeared.

"Despicable!" Jinpeng Demon King cursed, a golden light flashed, and no one was seen.

"They have all gone away, can Lao Ba talk about the appearance of that strange stone now?" asked the macaque king.

Chen Xian looked around the hall, and found that almost all the demon kings in the hall showed interest, so he smiled and said: "It's just an ordinary stone, it depends on whether they can find it, and when one of them brings it back, everyone Just know."

Chen Xian was overjoyed, he was really looking forward to the expressions of the demon kings after seeing that "strange stone".

"Okay, the troublemaker is gone, let's enjoy the food and wine! Serve with singing and dancing!" Chen Xian gave an order, and the singing and dancing girls who were at a loss in the hall immediately took their positions.

The sound of silk and bamboo, the fragrance of dancing sleeves, the atmosphere in the hall regained harmony, and all the demons exchanged cups and cups, it was very lively.However, all the demon kings turned their gazes to the outside of the hall from time to time, obviously paying close attention to the outcome between Demon King Peng and Demon King Jinpeng.

"Fellow Daoist Jade Jiao, is that strange stone hard to find?" An hour after the Peng Demon King and Jinpeng Demon King left, the Green Lion Demon King asked, you know, with the speed of the two, they should have returned long ago. Yes, he hasn't come back yet, so the Blue Lion Demon King is not surprised.

"The stone is easy to find. I placed it in a conspicuous place specially chosen." Chen Xian shook his head and said.

"Is the stone so heavy that they can't move it?" Lion Camel King puffed up his biceps, looking eager to try.

"It's not heavy, and a Nascent Soul-level monster can be picked up easily!" Chen Xian said after recalling.

"Then it seems that the two of them fought fiercely, and they might have lost both of them." Bull Demon King guessed.

(End of this chapter)