Amazing Witch Doctor

Chapter 204 Offending the Witch (3)
Hu Jiayi: "Little Lanlan, you are a typical scammer!"

Mao Wuyin raised his middle finger to him contemptuously.Rip off?Then why is your tone so cheering?

"Mr. Ibrahim, you already know that I am a wizard, so I don't need to explain too much to you. In short, if you want to restore sperm vitality, please do as I say: first, don't live again. In a large bedroom, and change rooms every night. Choose a bedroom that does not exceed 20 square meters to live in, and the furniture decoration should be warm and not changed frequently. Second, find a woman who is the most reassuring to accompany you to sleep in the bedroom every night , this person should be healthy and happy, and don't waste your sperm anywhere else except with her. Third, start your charity immediately and treat all your friends and employees well, of course, if you have friends."

Ibrahim stared at Lancaoxin who stopped talking, and couldn't believe it: "That's it?"

"That's it. Please remember to pay the consultation fee of 6000 million US dollars in one lump sum." Lan Caoxin replied calmly.Glancing at him, he said, "If you still feel unsafe, I have some charms here, which can improve efficiency to a certain extent, and make things complete faster and more complete. I can sell you 10 pieces, and the utility of each is 7 days. The price... let’s say [-] U.S. dollars.”

Lancaoxin took out 10 charms for calming the nerves and helping sleep, and Mao Wuyin immediately worshiped them!This kind of charm can sell for more than 6000 yuan a piece. It seems that she, Mao Wuyin, will be able to transform into a money printing machine in the future!

But Ibrahim had an overjoyed expression on his face, and hurriedly said: "Dear Mislan Witch, can you sell me this kind of charm for a year at a time? One for 7 days is 52. I'm not greedy. You Just give me 50. I'll pay you double the price, $[-]!"

Even Bluegrass Heart was a little speechless this time: "Ibrahim, did you misunderstand something?"

Ibrahim's unconscious arm was hanging down, and his intact arm stood with one palm on his chest, with a look of fear and joy on his face: "Dear Mislan Witch, if I understand correctly, the two things you said before are in Punishment for my disrespect, and these spells are the cure for my ailments, aren't they?"

Mao Wuyin couldn't bear it any longer: "You are so stupid! There is an invisible energy mechanism outside the human body, do you understand? The energy mechanism of ordinary people is like an egg, and human beings are like the yolk inside, with different temperaments. People’s qi is different. The more vigorous the qi is, the more vigorous the life will be. But the qi will dissipate, so we Chinese people talk about living in the body and nourishing the qi. You have a vicious mind to kill your relatives, and no one trusts you. Converge inward, and the essence will naturally exhaust. When the essence is exhausted, the energy cannot be condensed and is easily lost. But you still live in such a huge house alone, so that the energy will not only be unable to maintain, but also lose faster. If you continue like this, don’t If you say you want to have a baby, you will have to play around in two or three years! So, those two things just now are fundamental, do you understand!"

Lancao heart sighed, this child is innocent at such a young age, why do people say he understands so well!In this way, wouldn't it be embarrassing for the talisman to sell so expensive again?With such a slander in his heart, his face was expressionless, and he still calmly took out 40 talismans, raised his hand and floated into Ibrahim's arms: "50 talismans, 100 U.S. dollars, plus what Mismao did for you just now. The 6000 million for answering questions and the 11 million US dollars for consultation just mentioned, the total medical expenses plus the previous one billion, a total of 110, do you have any questions?"

Ibrahim opened his mouth in a daze, then shook his head quickly: "No! I'll arrange the transfer right now, and it will arrive in 3 minutes!"

Lan Caoxin frowned: "Say it if you have one!"

Ibrahim hurriedly supported his unconscious right arm: "Dear witch, my arm..."

Lan Caoxin glanced at Hu Jiayi, who coughed, pretending not to understand Ibrahim's meaning: "You can also ask me to take out the bullet for you, 100 million US dollars."

Just as Ibrahim was about to explain, Lan Caoxin said indifferently: "Then take it now, and I will recover it for you after taking it, 1000 million."

In the car, Mao Wuyin stared at the text message on the phone and counted zero over and over again, almost stupid: "Sister, did you really give me 1000 million US dollars?"

Lancaoxin rubbed her hair and laughed, "Yes, yes! You've asked this question hundreds of times! When you have a lot of money, it's just a number. Just use it to the right place. Don't take it so seriously. Look at your 1000 Ten thousand dollars is so stupid, so I swallowed him more than 11 billion this time, should I become an idiot?"

Mao Wuyin smiled embarrassingly, put away the bank card and rubbed his nose: "I just thought, my master used to take me around, I never worried about money, and I don't know how to be a master. Share your worries. Master likes those places with beautiful scenery. He always buys two rations. The good ones are given to me, and she eats noodles and white water. Now that I have so much money, I will definitely take Master to travel around the world in the future and buy her the most Good food, the best house, the best plane and ship..."

Lancao was silent and expelled from the teacher's school. Mao Wuyin only hated Wuxin, never blamed the teacher's school, and wherever she went, she always thought of the teacher who loved her the most. This child's heart is really as cute as gold.

Mao Wuyin's voice became hoarse and he coughed a few times to control it. He consciously changed the subject and said, "Sister, we blackmailed that guy so hard this time, do you still remember the words you hated him for offending you?"

Lan Caoxin patted her head, and smiled faintly: "Remember what he did? Such a person is worth my effort to remember and hate him? Wuyin, you are also a cultivator, and you will become more beautiful when you grow up, and you will often When you meet someone who covets your beauty, remember my sister's words: If you don't care about the wind, the wind can only blow through, and it may stir your hair, but it can't leave a trace in your heart."

Hu Jiayi, who was driving in front, turned her head and smiled at Bai Meisheng: "That's right, as a beauty, I can't care less about it!"

Mao Wuyin glared at Hu Jiayi, and nodded earnestly at Lancaoxin: "I remember what my sister said. That's right, for a person with a dirty mind like this, my sister can relieve his anger by hitting him hard. Dirty my hands. That's fine."

Hu Jiayi raised his eyebrows, so forget it?is it possible?Ibrahim not only colluded with Wells in an attempt to detain the chief physician of the Tianlong Society, but also put his mind on Lan Caoxin, with such dirty thoughts.If the Tyrannosaurus rex could swallow this breath, Hu Jiayi knelt down and called Ibrahim his father!
After the trip to the Middle East, the three returned to Lili Island.Originally, it was said on the phone that Situ Qing would "just happen" to inspect the training on the island, but he temporarily changed the itinerary and said that he had something to do in the Middle East and would come back later.Lan Caoxin didn't think too much about it, and said that she knew it, An Xin was here to follow Hu Jiayi to continue studying Western medicine, but the corners of Hu Jiayi's mouth turned up, thinking that I was right, right?It's okay for you kid to provoke me, but if you dare to offend my little Lanlan, you will be unlucky, whoever will be unlucky!

(End of this chapter)