Amazing Witch Doctor
272 Chapter 1 I'm so angry
272 Chapter 1 I'm so angry ([-])
Sure enough, Ren Xi's attention was immediately diverted, and he carefully attached his ears to Lan Caoxin's flat belly, which made Lan Caoxin very embarrassed, but he was unaware of joy: "It's not Qingbo. Did you say that Nezha was only born after three years of pregnancy? Qingbo's pulse showed that she was pregnant for one year, and of course she was pregnant with a little Nezha! Little Nezha, little Nezha..."
The mad Taoist crazily called out to Lancaoxin's belly with joy, completely falling into the beautiful dream he had created, but at this moment, Lancaoxin seemed to have been hit by a thunderbolt, stunned and unable to recover!
She... her pulse had also shown that she was pregnant, but the more her pulse remained like this, the more she didn't believe it!
Six months ago, on that day, she gave herself to her caterpillar in the small wooden house on the back mountain of Decun. A few days later, she took her own pulse and found that she was pregnant.She was speechless at the time.How can a woman show her pulse in just a few days of pregnancy?What's more, she hasn't even recovered her menstrual period, which is simply impossible!
But to be on the safe side, she bought a test strip to test it after more than a month, and it was indeed not there.She calmly accepted the abnormality of her pulse.After all, this body has had something abnormal in its lower abdomen since it was a child, it was hit by a thunderbolt at the age of 16, it was soaked in ambergris saliva, and it was mixed with the blood of a thousand-year-old poisonous flood dragon. .
Coupled with the fact that Fengbi cut off contact after telling her to take care of her at that time, Lan Caoxin very naturally concluded that this seemingly pregnant pulse was because Fengbi had done some weird things in her womb. The aura makes the body respond to the stress of thinking that you are pregnant.
Especially since this pulse condition has continued since then, but apparently her stomach has not reacted at all for 6 months, of course she completely affirmed her inference.This pulse is [-]% false.When the wind coin comes out of retreat, it will naturally disappear.
Although she has indeed developed some more in the past 6 months, especially her breasts seem to be fuller.But she is 18 years old and she is in her youthful age, and she is developing at the right time!She is tall and straight, with round shoulders and straight back, and her long elastic legs are straight. Although her whole body is very hot, she is very harmonious!
The taste seems to be nothing special.Morning sickness?Never had!If you don't count being dumped by the mad Taoist today, she has never vomited in her life.
But the palpitations of Momin in her heart just grabbed her so much, Lan Caoxin tried her best to persuade herself not to think about it, what the lunatic said was probably nonsense, how can anyone's stomach not move after a year of pregnancy?But there is always a voice in the depths of her heart beckoning to her desperately: Maybe it's true!There are all kinds of wonders in the world, not to mention her body and genes are already so perverted, why can't it be true?
Just when Lan Caoxin was shocked and couldn't help herself, there was a gust of wind in the distance, several figures approached one after another, a familiar old voice shouted anxiously, the first word was still a hundred meters away, and the last word was already outside the house : "Ren Xi, don't hurt that child!"
The mad Taoist jumped up in fright and stood in front of Lancao Xin's body, a terrifying energy suddenly condensed between his five fingers bluffing.The door was knocked open almost simultaneously, and several familiar and unfamiliar figures appeared outside the door.The mad Taoist obviously didn't have any sharp magical weapons in his hands, but the murderous aura that erupted in this moment of fright and anger made Lancao Xin so horrified!
Lan Caoxin didn't have time to think and hugged the mad Taoist's arm: "Don't do anything! They are all your relatives!"
The mad Taoist's whole body froze, and his eyes froze for a moment from the bloodthirsty bloodlust just now.In that instant, his mighty and tall body had fallen into an old and loving embrace.Although Zhong Nanzi was wider than the mad Taoist, he was almost a head shorter than the mad Taoist. It was actually a bit funny for an old man to hug a burly man who was a head taller than himself.But this time no one was amused.
As if he didn't know how dangerous the person in his arms was, Zhong Nanzi hugged him without warning, with a loving face and a gentle tone, and patted him on the back with one hand like coaxing a child: " Xi'er is good, Master is here, no one dares to touch you."
Mad Taoist Ren Xi's stiff and murderous body gradually softened in the warm embrace of the old man.The bloodthirsty eyes slowly opened and became confused, as if he couldn't understand everything around him, and he completely forgot what happened just now.
And the moment Zhong Nanzi hugged the mad Taoist priest, Ren Chun and Bai Yaojiao behind him had turned into two incomparably fast phantoms, and Bai Yao quickly took Lan Caoxin away with his long arms. In a flash, the shadow stood where Lancaoxin was originally standing.Lancao was involuntarily taken out of the house by Bai Yaojiao, only then did he see that there were Zhengyi and Tanji, Guiguzi, and several uncles guarding the back mountain who hadn't entered the house.
As soon as she got out of the house and came to a safe place, Bai Yaojiao's body trembled uncontrollably, holding onto Lan Caoxin's shoulders with both hands, and hurriedly looked up and down Lan Caoxin with her evil and beautiful eyes: "Little Lan, you How is it? Is the injury serious?"
Lan Caoxin subconsciously avoided Bai Yaojiao's finger that was holding her wrist to give her pulse, stretched out her arms and hugged him, and patted Bai Yaojiao's back lightly like what the master did to the mad Taoist: " It's all right, I'm all right, really. Crazy Daoist treated me very well and didn't hurt me, even the wound Yin Dan'er left me doesn't hurt much anymore."
After Bai Yaojiao heard this, she was first relieved and then immediately worried again. She was about to take Lan Caoxin to check the injury, but Lan Caoxin stopped him and looked to the other side: "No hurry, just wait."
At this time, Lancao Xin already understood why the head master had put up a tight soundproof cover the first moment he entered the room, so as not to let outside sounds enter the room.
On the other side not far from the front of the house, everyone surrounded the angry-looking Mrs. Zhengyi, obstructing and persuading.Yin Dan'er was holding the Tianjue sword that attacked Lancaoxin before in the hands of the furious Master Zhengyi, but even so, Master Tanji still held her wrist tightly and did not let go, while on the other hand, Guiguzi's The whisk was also resting on Master Zhengyi's shoulders.Meanwhile, the uncles guarding the back mountain in Zhongnan stood side by side vigilantly and silently in front of Mrs. Zhengyi, and their magic weapons were ready to go off.
Master Zhengyi roared angrily: "It's that lunatic Ren Xi again! It's that bastard again! It's not enough to kill my best disciple, but also destroy my most promising disciple! Zhong Nanzi! Get out of here! Hand over that sinful scourge to me! I risked my life today, and I will make him pay in blood!"
(End of this chapter)
Sure enough, Ren Xi's attention was immediately diverted, and he carefully attached his ears to Lan Caoxin's flat belly, which made Lan Caoxin very embarrassed, but he was unaware of joy: "It's not Qingbo. Did you say that Nezha was only born after three years of pregnancy? Qingbo's pulse showed that she was pregnant for one year, and of course she was pregnant with a little Nezha! Little Nezha, little Nezha..."
The mad Taoist crazily called out to Lancaoxin's belly with joy, completely falling into the beautiful dream he had created, but at this moment, Lancaoxin seemed to have been hit by a thunderbolt, stunned and unable to recover!
She... her pulse had also shown that she was pregnant, but the more her pulse remained like this, the more she didn't believe it!
Six months ago, on that day, she gave herself to her caterpillar in the small wooden house on the back mountain of Decun. A few days later, she took her own pulse and found that she was pregnant.She was speechless at the time.How can a woman show her pulse in just a few days of pregnancy?What's more, she hasn't even recovered her menstrual period, which is simply impossible!
But to be on the safe side, she bought a test strip to test it after more than a month, and it was indeed not there.She calmly accepted the abnormality of her pulse.After all, this body has had something abnormal in its lower abdomen since it was a child, it was hit by a thunderbolt at the age of 16, it was soaked in ambergris saliva, and it was mixed with the blood of a thousand-year-old poisonous flood dragon. .
Coupled with the fact that Fengbi cut off contact after telling her to take care of her at that time, Lan Caoxin very naturally concluded that this seemingly pregnant pulse was because Fengbi had done some weird things in her womb. The aura makes the body respond to the stress of thinking that you are pregnant.
Especially since this pulse condition has continued since then, but apparently her stomach has not reacted at all for 6 months, of course she completely affirmed her inference.This pulse is [-]% false.When the wind coin comes out of retreat, it will naturally disappear.
Although she has indeed developed some more in the past 6 months, especially her breasts seem to be fuller.But she is 18 years old and she is in her youthful age, and she is developing at the right time!She is tall and straight, with round shoulders and straight back, and her long elastic legs are straight. Although her whole body is very hot, she is very harmonious!
The taste seems to be nothing special.Morning sickness?Never had!If you don't count being dumped by the mad Taoist today, she has never vomited in her life.
But the palpitations of Momin in her heart just grabbed her so much, Lan Caoxin tried her best to persuade herself not to think about it, what the lunatic said was probably nonsense, how can anyone's stomach not move after a year of pregnancy?But there is always a voice in the depths of her heart beckoning to her desperately: Maybe it's true!There are all kinds of wonders in the world, not to mention her body and genes are already so perverted, why can't it be true?
Just when Lan Caoxin was shocked and couldn't help herself, there was a gust of wind in the distance, several figures approached one after another, a familiar old voice shouted anxiously, the first word was still a hundred meters away, and the last word was already outside the house : "Ren Xi, don't hurt that child!"
The mad Taoist jumped up in fright and stood in front of Lancao Xin's body, a terrifying energy suddenly condensed between his five fingers bluffing.The door was knocked open almost simultaneously, and several familiar and unfamiliar figures appeared outside the door.The mad Taoist obviously didn't have any sharp magical weapons in his hands, but the murderous aura that erupted in this moment of fright and anger made Lancao Xin so horrified!
Lan Caoxin didn't have time to think and hugged the mad Taoist's arm: "Don't do anything! They are all your relatives!"
The mad Taoist's whole body froze, and his eyes froze for a moment from the bloodthirsty bloodlust just now.In that instant, his mighty and tall body had fallen into an old and loving embrace.Although Zhong Nanzi was wider than the mad Taoist, he was almost a head shorter than the mad Taoist. It was actually a bit funny for an old man to hug a burly man who was a head taller than himself.But this time no one was amused.
As if he didn't know how dangerous the person in his arms was, Zhong Nanzi hugged him without warning, with a loving face and a gentle tone, and patted him on the back with one hand like coaxing a child: " Xi'er is good, Master is here, no one dares to touch you."
Mad Taoist Ren Xi's stiff and murderous body gradually softened in the warm embrace of the old man.The bloodthirsty eyes slowly opened and became confused, as if he couldn't understand everything around him, and he completely forgot what happened just now.
And the moment Zhong Nanzi hugged the mad Taoist priest, Ren Chun and Bai Yaojiao behind him had turned into two incomparably fast phantoms, and Bai Yao quickly took Lan Caoxin away with his long arms. In a flash, the shadow stood where Lancaoxin was originally standing.Lancao was involuntarily taken out of the house by Bai Yaojiao, only then did he see that there were Zhengyi and Tanji, Guiguzi, and several uncles guarding the back mountain who hadn't entered the house.
As soon as she got out of the house and came to a safe place, Bai Yaojiao's body trembled uncontrollably, holding onto Lan Caoxin's shoulders with both hands, and hurriedly looked up and down Lan Caoxin with her evil and beautiful eyes: "Little Lan, you How is it? Is the injury serious?"
Lan Caoxin subconsciously avoided Bai Yaojiao's finger that was holding her wrist to give her pulse, stretched out her arms and hugged him, and patted Bai Yaojiao's back lightly like what the master did to the mad Taoist: " It's all right, I'm all right, really. Crazy Daoist treated me very well and didn't hurt me, even the wound Yin Dan'er left me doesn't hurt much anymore."
After Bai Yaojiao heard this, she was first relieved and then immediately worried again. She was about to take Lan Caoxin to check the injury, but Lan Caoxin stopped him and looked to the other side: "No hurry, just wait."
At this time, Lancao Xin already understood why the head master had put up a tight soundproof cover the first moment he entered the room, so as not to let outside sounds enter the room.
On the other side not far from the front of the house, everyone surrounded the angry-looking Mrs. Zhengyi, obstructing and persuading.Yin Dan'er was holding the Tianjue sword that attacked Lancaoxin before in the hands of the furious Master Zhengyi, but even so, Master Tanji still held her wrist tightly and did not let go, while on the other hand, Guiguzi's The whisk was also resting on Master Zhengyi's shoulders.Meanwhile, the uncles guarding the back mountain in Zhongnan stood side by side vigilantly and silently in front of Mrs. Zhengyi, and their magic weapons were ready to go off.
Master Zhengyi roared angrily: "It's that lunatic Ren Xi again! It's that bastard again! It's not enough to kill my best disciple, but also destroy my most promising disciple! Zhong Nanzi! Get out of here! Hand over that sinful scourge to me! I risked my life today, and I will make him pay in blood!"
(End of this chapter)
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