The splendid years of a talented lady

Chapter 5 WARNING FAILURE
This lingering smell of sheep made her unable to pretend to be dead anymore, so she opened her eyes expressionlessly, and there was a strong man in a cotton robe standing in front of her!

It's just that it's mid-spring now, what does it mean that he is still wearing a cotton robe with a fur collar?
Su Xiazhi couldn't bear the strong smell, she just wanted to stand up and run away!

"It looks okay." The strong man spit on the ground, wiped his mouth, and said in surprise: "It looks okay!"

Now Su Xiazhi understood that this person was brought on a blind date by a matchmaker.

Looking at the vulgar man with a hairy beard and a completely invisible face, Su Xiazhi's heart sank.

The brawny man seemed quite satisfied with her, so he took another step forward and almost squatted down next to her: "Silly Su, why don't you go into the mountains with your brother to herd sheep?"

Su Xiazhi was so smoked that her eyes were blurred with tears, she had already greeted the eighteen generations of the matchmaker's ancestors in her heart, and quickly thought of a way to get rid of this person.

Seeing the man desperately trying to reach out to touch her cheek, she bowed expressionlessly, and after the sound of farting like firecrackers, she sat down slowly and closed her eyes as if nothing happened.

The strong sheep herding man jumped up almost as soon as the fart sounded, and his movements were very vigorous. He was stunned for a while with a surprised expression, and then nodded and said: "Success! Little girl, you are really good! Even my brother can't let go!" It's so loud!"

After finishing speaking, he turned around and strode out of the Su family's courtyard.The speed is so fast that the matchmaker can't catch up!

Blowing away a flock of sheep with one fart, Miss Su failed in her blind date.

At this moment, Su Xiazhi is constantly enlightening herself in her heart: Girl, for your lifelong happiness, please feed the dog first!
Yang Qiaolian felt that it was impolite for the sheepherding man to enter her own yard without being invited, so she wanted to complain to the matchmaker, but before she could open her mouth, she saw the other party rushing out like a wolf.

The matchmaker also found it strange that she didn't bother to talk to Yang Qiaolian anymore, and trotted all the way behind the strong man, asking attentively as she walked farther and farther.

Yang Qiaolian stood at the door and waited for half an hour without seeing those two people before coming back, knowing that her three hundred words for the matchmaking money was in vain.

"Three hundred Wen!" She gritted her teeth and said this number, and she felt distressed.

"Mrs. Zhang who takes money and doesn't do personnel affairs! Doesn't it mean that the shepherds in this mountain are not picky, as long as women can bear children? Why do you just stand in the yard and slip away if there is no one!" The latch of the door was closed, and she was stunned at the door halfway through the action, and she couldn't help but think to herself: Didn't that old lady just find someone to fool me with?Run away after cheating money?

This idea was affirmed by her almost as soon as it came out.Naturally, I didn't know that the man in the mountain was really scared away by the "big fart kung fu".

The hope of getting rid of the idle fool as soon as possible failed again, Yang Qiaolian was a little disappointed and wanted to go back to the house and lie down again, and automatically left the lunch making to her mother-in-law.

"Yang Qiaolian." Su Xiazhi, who had been standing beside the corn stalks, stood up at some point, and called her with a calm expression.

After that vulgar man was blown away with even vulgar tricks, Su Xiazhi decided to have a talk with her sister-in-law. This kind of thing can't happen again and again, otherwise she might not be able to get married for the rest of her life in a place where people talk like tigers. out.

Yang Qiaolian almost thought she heard it wrong.He looked at Su Xiazhi who was standing upright on one side, and then took a few glances at the door of the east room, and finally confirmed that the mother-in-law and that bastard had gone to the ground, and they were the only two sisters-in-law inside and outside the room.

"Fool, you... called me?" She turned her head and said to her sister-in-law in disbelief.

"Don't do this kind of thing like today again." Su Xiazhi didn't bother to say a single word to the murderer who killed him, so he cut straight to the point when he spoke.

"You... talking to me?" Yang Qiaolian didn't hear what Su Xiazhi said at all, she never thought that the fool opposite would talk to herself so normally.So at this moment, she only cared about being surprised, and ignored what Su Xiazhi said.

Su Xiazhi looked at her quietly, and when she met Yang Qiaolian's eyes, she repeated what she said just now without haste: "My marriage is my own decision, and you don't want to deal with today's affairs." Do it again."

This time Yang Qiaolian understood it, it was just that a fool spoke to her in such an unquestionable tone, she couldn't accept it in her heart, and then she opened her eyes and put her hands on her hips to start scolding, but she just put on the pose of a shrew cursing the street, The door was pushed open from the outside, and Su Chunlai and Aunt Su, who had been busy in the field all morning, walked in one after the other.

Yang Qiaolian hurriedly put down her arms on her waist, and said to Su Chun, "Hey! Do you know, your sister is not stupid at all!"

Su Chunlai casually stood the hoe by the wall, then stared at his daughter-in-law with the same expressionless expression as Su Xiazhi, and said: "My sister is not stupid, our family is very smart."

"Your family is smart?" Yang Qiaolian seemed to have heard a big joke, and sneered, just about to continue to sarcasm Su Chun, when she suddenly met his dark eyes and stared at her intently, as if she was waiting for herself to say something go down.

Yang Qiaolian shuddered, and she swallowed the rest of the words. Now she is really afraid of this stupid husband, because he beats people for no reason.

Ever since he beat up his wife heartily and then hugged her all over the place, Su Chunlai thought it was quite interesting.It has a different flavor.

So now is the time for him to find a chance to beat her up again.However, the other party has learned to be good, and no longer opens and shuts his mouth to swear like before, so he can't go up and beat people.

"Let's cook!" Seeing the bruised and swollen daughter-in-law lose her arrogance, the small flame that suddenly rose in Su Chunlai's heart went out, and he lost interest, he said in a muffled voice and stepped into the main room.

Aunt Su saw the murmuring daughter-in-law reluctantly enter the kitchen, and then walked up to the girl who was standing with a straight pen and looked carefully from top to bottom: "My daughter is not stupid?"

"Mother." Su Xiazhi called softly.

"Hey." Aunt Su nodded in response.

"Eat sugar cane!" Su Xiazhi stretched out her right hand behind her back, and handed the corn stalks in her hand to her mother.

(End of this chapter)