The splendid years of a talented lady
Chapter 64 The Lady's Transformation
Chapter 64 The Lady's Transformation (1)
What?Why did these words make Su Xiazhi feel that all the married women in the world are little goblins who drink human blood and eat human flesh.
"Besides, taking a bath and washing your feet is also a debilitating thing. Our family is a big fool who is a strong laborer. Can mother protect him?"
"Isn't it just smelly, just get used to it." Aunt Su stood at the door of the main room and finished her speech earnestly.
Su Chunlai nodded in agreement: "Daughter-in-law, you will get used to it."
"I can't get used to it!" Before the sister-in-law, who was almost fainted by the smoke, said, Su Xiazhi pushed her mother and Su Chunlai into the room together, and closed the door smoothly: "You two should experience it in the room first before coming out. "
"Mother, tell me, who passed on your fallacious theory to you." Su Xiazhi's mind turned quickly, and all the big-mouthed women in the neighborhood had passed through her mind.
"What nonsense, this is what your father told mother himself!" Aunt Su felt that the smell was too strong after staying in the room for a while, and she couldn't stay any longer, so she opened the door and was about to go out: "That's what your father told mother back then. Yes, I also told my mother that men all over the world have a name called 'stinky man', and that's how they came from."
"!" Miss Su nodded, she came to ancient times by herself, and finally verified the origin of the word 'smelly man', which is a great harvest.
At the same time, she admired her father who had been dead for many years. In order to be lazy and not take a bath or wash her feet, she took such pains to make up a lie to fool her silly daughter-in-law, but... really wicked!
"But what a fool, you are bigger than your father, and you smell bigger than your father, and mother feels a little nauseous...Silly girl, please let mother out!" The door was pulled by Miss Su outside, and Su My aunt couldn't go out, and the more she stayed in the house, the more dizzy she felt.
Letting go of his hand, let the old lady out of the house, Su Xiazhi clutched her nose and thought of a countermeasure, not to let the dead ghost's foolishness harm the living people.
"Mother, at what age did father die." Miss Su asked.
"That's when the stupid man was 12 years old, how many years... how old is he..." When the girl asked, Aunt Su's head became muddled again, and she couldn't tell her husband's age for a moment.
"My brother is 23 this year." Miss Su reminded: "Father has been gone for more than ten years."
"Thirty, exactly thirty. It's a good time!" Aunt Su immediately remembered those old events, and there was sigh in her voice.
"Yeah, it's a good time." Miss Su nodded: "So, Dad must have heard this wrong. If you don't believe me, let's ask the doctor. We all know that taking a bath and washing your feet is a matter of relaxing muscles and activating blood. Dad didn't understand at the beginning that he didn't take a bath or wash his feet, that's why he died so early..."
After finishing speaking, she looked at Su Chunlai's big feet meaningfully: "Brother, you will be 23 this year."
One sentence shocked both mother and son, Su Chunlai carefully analyzed what his mother said and what his sister said, and thought that his sister was right.
He did have some impressions, remembering that his father was still very young when he died, and that age was not seventy or eighty, in his opinion, he really didn't deserve to die.
Aunt Su fell silent, her cousin was very kind to her, so no matter what he said, she would believe her, now...
"Mother, it must have been my father's servant." Looking at her mother's blank eyes, Miss Su hurriedly comforted her.
"Yes!" So Aunt Su can still accept it: "Cousin must be a servant, he can't coax mother..."
Without the support of theory, Su Chunlai sat on the steps to soak his feet honestly, while Aunt Su sat next to her son in a daze.
She really felt that she was not as smart as her daughter back then, why didn't she know how to ask the doctor what her cousin said...
When Su Xiazhi entered the room, she stood on the stool and tiptoed to reach the sash of the rear window, trying to disperse the air in the room.
"Sister, it's all thanks to you! You don't know, these days I've been talking about it every day, your brother stared at me, I was scared..." Yang Qiaolian, who came out to fetch a cloth towel for Su, saw Seeing Su Xiazhi's movements, he hurriedly said, "Don't drive!"
It's too late... Following her exclamation, Su Xiazhi had already lifted the window sash, and immediately five or six chicken heads with round eyeballs poked in from the window at the same time, confronting Miss Su who was also staring wide-eyed. When they met, the other party immediately yelled happily: "Googoo...Googoo..."
"Fuck, come on, so you are all here!" With a 'bang' sound, the window sash was quickly put down, and Miss Su turned around and asked, "What's going on?"
Yang Qiaolian fanned the chicken feathers that fell from the sky with her hands and said dodgingly: "Your brother was afraid that someone would come into our yard to steal chickens, so he built the chicken coop on the back wall of this house, and you can hear any movement..."
Su Xiazhi jumped down from the chair and was speechless for a while. At first, she thought that Yang Qiaolian had a brain at home, but now it seems that she was also infected by those two...
Thinking that she was pregnant with a child, Miss Su finally said calmly: "If someone steals it, you can raise a dog to watch it, and there is no need to build a chicken coop here. It is spring now, and the weather is so hot when summer begins. The house can't even open the rear window, how hot is it?"
"Also, if you are pregnant with a child, don't get close to the dog if you have a dog at home. Just tie it up in the backyard and watch the chickens."
"This is a good idea!" Yang Qiaolian immediately nodded in response, and then she added a little more cautiously: "Sister, when will you collect eggs? Most of the eggs I buy are hens, and they lay eggs when they come back. Our family There are hundreds of eggs saved."
"Go, take a look." Unexpectedly, Yang Qiaolian's mind was quite lively.Originally, when Su Xiazhi went back to her natal home this time, she wanted to tell her not to buy chickens and raise them, and it would be a waste of time to dry feed them for a year.
At this point, they thought of going together.
The two hurried to the backyard together, and when they passed by Su Chunlai, Yang Qiaolian put the cloth scarf on his shoulders.
"Mother, take a look too." Aunt Su felt that she was very sorry for the idiot in view of her muddled theory that forbidding her son to take a bath and wash his feet almost caused the consequences of 'killing'.She lowered her head and went to the backyard too.
"Mother." Su Chunlai held his mother's sleeve and looked up at her: "I know you are doing it for my own good."
Nodding, Aunt Su felt sore in her heart.
(End of this chapter)
What?Why did these words make Su Xiazhi feel that all the married women in the world are little goblins who drink human blood and eat human flesh.
"Besides, taking a bath and washing your feet is also a debilitating thing. Our family is a big fool who is a strong laborer. Can mother protect him?"
"Isn't it just smelly, just get used to it." Aunt Su stood at the door of the main room and finished her speech earnestly.
Su Chunlai nodded in agreement: "Daughter-in-law, you will get used to it."
"I can't get used to it!" Before the sister-in-law, who was almost fainted by the smoke, said, Su Xiazhi pushed her mother and Su Chunlai into the room together, and closed the door smoothly: "You two should experience it in the room first before coming out. "
"Mother, tell me, who passed on your fallacious theory to you." Su Xiazhi's mind turned quickly, and all the big-mouthed women in the neighborhood had passed through her mind.
"What nonsense, this is what your father told mother himself!" Aunt Su felt that the smell was too strong after staying in the room for a while, and she couldn't stay any longer, so she opened the door and was about to go out: "That's what your father told mother back then. Yes, I also told my mother that men all over the world have a name called 'stinky man', and that's how they came from."
"!" Miss Su nodded, she came to ancient times by herself, and finally verified the origin of the word 'smelly man', which is a great harvest.
At the same time, she admired her father who had been dead for many years. In order to be lazy and not take a bath or wash her feet, she took such pains to make up a lie to fool her silly daughter-in-law, but... really wicked!
"But what a fool, you are bigger than your father, and you smell bigger than your father, and mother feels a little nauseous...Silly girl, please let mother out!" The door was pulled by Miss Su outside, and Su My aunt couldn't go out, and the more she stayed in the house, the more dizzy she felt.
Letting go of his hand, let the old lady out of the house, Su Xiazhi clutched her nose and thought of a countermeasure, not to let the dead ghost's foolishness harm the living people.
"Mother, at what age did father die." Miss Su asked.
"That's when the stupid man was 12 years old, how many years... how old is he..." When the girl asked, Aunt Su's head became muddled again, and she couldn't tell her husband's age for a moment.
"My brother is 23 this year." Miss Su reminded: "Father has been gone for more than ten years."
"Thirty, exactly thirty. It's a good time!" Aunt Su immediately remembered those old events, and there was sigh in her voice.
"Yeah, it's a good time." Miss Su nodded: "So, Dad must have heard this wrong. If you don't believe me, let's ask the doctor. We all know that taking a bath and washing your feet is a matter of relaxing muscles and activating blood. Dad didn't understand at the beginning that he didn't take a bath or wash his feet, that's why he died so early..."
After finishing speaking, she looked at Su Chunlai's big feet meaningfully: "Brother, you will be 23 this year."
One sentence shocked both mother and son, Su Chunlai carefully analyzed what his mother said and what his sister said, and thought that his sister was right.
He did have some impressions, remembering that his father was still very young when he died, and that age was not seventy or eighty, in his opinion, he really didn't deserve to die.
Aunt Su fell silent, her cousin was very kind to her, so no matter what he said, she would believe her, now...
"Mother, it must have been my father's servant." Looking at her mother's blank eyes, Miss Su hurriedly comforted her.
"Yes!" So Aunt Su can still accept it: "Cousin must be a servant, he can't coax mother..."
Without the support of theory, Su Chunlai sat on the steps to soak his feet honestly, while Aunt Su sat next to her son in a daze.
She really felt that she was not as smart as her daughter back then, why didn't she know how to ask the doctor what her cousin said...
When Su Xiazhi entered the room, she stood on the stool and tiptoed to reach the sash of the rear window, trying to disperse the air in the room.
"Sister, it's all thanks to you! You don't know, these days I've been talking about it every day, your brother stared at me, I was scared..." Yang Qiaolian, who came out to fetch a cloth towel for Su, saw Seeing Su Xiazhi's movements, he hurriedly said, "Don't drive!"
It's too late... Following her exclamation, Su Xiazhi had already lifted the window sash, and immediately five or six chicken heads with round eyeballs poked in from the window at the same time, confronting Miss Su who was also staring wide-eyed. When they met, the other party immediately yelled happily: "Googoo...Googoo..."
"Fuck, come on, so you are all here!" With a 'bang' sound, the window sash was quickly put down, and Miss Su turned around and asked, "What's going on?"
Yang Qiaolian fanned the chicken feathers that fell from the sky with her hands and said dodgingly: "Your brother was afraid that someone would come into our yard to steal chickens, so he built the chicken coop on the back wall of this house, and you can hear any movement..."
Su Xiazhi jumped down from the chair and was speechless for a while. At first, she thought that Yang Qiaolian had a brain at home, but now it seems that she was also infected by those two...
Thinking that she was pregnant with a child, Miss Su finally said calmly: "If someone steals it, you can raise a dog to watch it, and there is no need to build a chicken coop here. It is spring now, and the weather is so hot when summer begins. The house can't even open the rear window, how hot is it?"
"Also, if you are pregnant with a child, don't get close to the dog if you have a dog at home. Just tie it up in the backyard and watch the chickens."
"This is a good idea!" Yang Qiaolian immediately nodded in response, and then she added a little more cautiously: "Sister, when will you collect eggs? Most of the eggs I buy are hens, and they lay eggs when they come back. Our family There are hundreds of eggs saved."
"Go, take a look." Unexpectedly, Yang Qiaolian's mind was quite lively.Originally, when Su Xiazhi went back to her natal home this time, she wanted to tell her not to buy chickens and raise them, and it would be a waste of time to dry feed them for a year.
At this point, they thought of going together.
The two hurried to the backyard together, and when they passed by Su Chunlai, Yang Qiaolian put the cloth scarf on his shoulders.
"Mother, take a look too." Aunt Su felt that she was very sorry for the idiot in view of her muddled theory that forbidding her son to take a bath and wash his feet almost caused the consequences of 'killing'.She lowered her head and went to the backyard too.
"Mother." Su Chunlai held his mother's sleeve and looked up at her: "I know you are doing it for my own good."
Nodding, Aunt Su felt sore in her heart.
(End of this chapter)
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