Chapter 594

"Uh, is this still a room with no door?"

I just muttered something while looking at the door, and there was a yelling from the door, "Hey, why, the hole under your eyebrows... those two holes are for venting, who said our house has no door!"

With that loud voice, I looked at the window, and a head was sticking out of the window. When I looked at it, I saw mangy skin on the top of the head, a bald head with few hairs, a dusty old man. , wearing a tattered monk's robe, stretched his head, twisted his arms, there was a gap in the tattered monk's robe, the old man got up together, jumped in one step by the window, jumped into the room, and stretched out his hand to slip his trousers , Seeing that ripped trousers hanging on the buttocks, I almost leaked my buttocks!

Glancing at the old man, I frowned, and thought to myself, why did such a monk appear in this temple? I was watching, and the old man grinned and bared his yellow teeth. Those yellow teeth stubbles. The dark yellow ones have turned black. Looking at the old man, I'm afraid he hasn't brushed his rotten teeth in half his life!
Grinning his teeth, the mangy old man yelled at me, "Boy, tell me clearly, what's the matter, which hole under your eyebrows is looking at, he has no access to this house!"

"The door is the door!" I grinned and nodded, "Come on, master...Forget my slip of the tongue, the door, there is a door, who said there is no door!"

As I said that, I pointed to the door facing Huangshan Cliff behind me with one hand, "The door, Master... This, isn't this the door of this house?"

"Door?" the mangy old man said aloud, he didn't know which tendon was wrong, he opened his mouth and cursed, "Fart, fart, "Is that a door? It's clearly a window facing outside, you There are two holes under the boy's eyebrows, it's really fucking out of breath, such a big door, you can't even look at it! "

The mangy old man pointed at the window, and really made me feel stupid. I was stunned for a moment, and there was a laughing voice from outside the wall, "Oh, who is this, who is so arrogant, the two holes under the eyebrows can still I'm out of breath!"

With a laughing voice, a red shadow flashed on the wall, Xiao Huadan entered the room carrying a plate of food, the mangy old man saw Xiao Huadan enter the door, and the anger on his face dropped instantly At eight points, his dirty hands stroked his gray beard, and he shut up with a smirk!
Little Huadan came in, but I didn't answer the old man's scolding. At the square table, Xiaohuadan greeted me to eat. I lifted my foot and just sat down. Unexpectedly, the old man sat down on me. On the other side, I looked up at him and didn't respond, but Xiao Huadan'er was not happy, "Oh, your ass is hardworking enough, it's complicated, let's not talk about the hole under our eyebrows, you are venting your anger! "

"Hey, vent your anger... why vent it, the hole under the eyebrows is reserved for food!" The mangy old man laughed shyly, and yelled at Xiaohua Daner, "Come on, don't talk about it now, Hurry up and let's eat first!"

Xiaohua Dan'er ignored him, opened the food box, and put the food on the table with one hand, a few steamed buns, a little porridge and vegetables, it's not bad to have such a bite in this temple!
Unexpectedly, this table of vegetarian dishes, I, a foreign diner, has not said anything, but this shabby monk is not happy, pointing at the food on the table, "Why, today we, let's eat this?"

Xiao Huadan gave him a blank look, and ignored him, thinking about it, the mangy old man slapped the table, "Here, just eat this, is this fucking for people to eat?"

"Is it for people to eat, and I didn't let you eat it!" Xiaohua Daner added a bowl of porridge for me, and replied in one gulp, the old man panted heavily, "Girl, you ..you can’t do it, a few days ago... when you had that old thing, you still had wine and meat, but today... you wake up, you little friend, why should you be a vegetarian!"

"Look...look at this, clear soup with little water, is this for people to eat?" I laughed when I heard the old man's words. Speaking of which, this old man is still rare. As an outsider, you can sit on your buttocks and eat with chopsticks, that's all.. He is picky and picky. Tell me, where in the world can you find such a person!

I laughed happily, Xiao Huadan glanced at me, curled her lips and smiled, then glanced at the old man again, "Hmph, is it for people to eat, and I didn't tell you to eat it. Meat is for the master, you hum, a monk who has become a monk, still drinks and eats meat? Don't be afraid of breaking your rules and being blamed by the Buddha you worship!"

"Hey, little girl...you don't understand this, don't you?" The mangy old man shook his head and smiled, "There is a saying that, after drinking and eating meat, the Buddha kept it in his heart, hey, those clear rules and precepts... are reserved for those It's used by ordinary monks, here we...have a Buddha in our hearts, it has nothing to do with wine, sex, and carnal desires!"

As the mangy old man said, he stretched out his hand to make a Buddhist ceremony, and he did it in a decent way. I laughed happily, this weird monk really regarded himself as Jigong!

Speaking of which, while I was eating, I didn't have the same knowledge as this old man. Sometimes... after a lot of experience, my heart naturally opens up, and many things are not strange. People live for a lifetime... each has its own Different ways of life, I have no intention of disturbing and changing others, at most, I will just be myself!

While I was eating, the old man muttered a few words silently, but he stopped talking, but he didn't expect that just now, one of them was not eaten by human beings, and it took a lot of effort to touch two white flour steamed buns with one hand. , Xiaohuadaner wanted to stop him, but I turned my eyes and stopped Xiaohuadaner with a smile!

The old man chewed the steamed buns in one bite, and while he was eating, he still muttered about his problems silently. Xiao Huadan sat beside me, and while I was eating, I asked casually, "Little Huadan, the old man .. who is it!"

"Who is it, hmph, I don't know who it is, master... During the few days I stayed here, I cooked some meals for the master, but I didn't expect this old man to come here every day to eat, the master didn't say anything... I'll just let him go!" Xiao Huadan said, and I looked at Xiaohuadan in shock, "Hey, Xiaohuadan, you can still cook?"

"Why, we've already fought, so what's so special about cooking!" Xiao Huadan glanced at me, and I was stunned when I heard it. Things.. are terrified of Yanghuo, but who would have imagined that Xiaohuadaner.. can still cook!

Thinking about it, I shook my head and laughed, "Here we are, we can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, beat bad guys, fight perverts... I really made money this time!"

Listening to my teasing, Xiao Hua Dan'er curled her lips and chuckled lightly, and stretched out her white hands in front of me, I looked at Xiao Hua Dan'er in shock, and Xiao Hua Dan'er said, "Touch and see for yourself!"

"Ah, this is..." I touched it in a daze, and when I touched it... I was taken aback for a moment, I didn't expect that apart from the slight coldness, When I touched it, it was as solid as ordinary people, and I was surprised, "Little Huadan, this...this is"

"Death qi, it's because of death qi!" Xiao Huadan'er sighed, "Death qi has forged my body, I've survived until now... I've also become a half-empty and half-solid body!"

"Death qi, this..." I was startled, I forged my body with death qi, and I couldn't tell whether it was good or bad, but to put it in a good way...the soul was solidified, and it was almost half a body, but To put it in a bad way, the purpose of finding eleven spirit objects was to dissipate the dead energy, but the dead energy forging the body, the soul and the dead energy became more and more inseparable!

I had one thought, but the mangy old man muttered, "Death, this death is a good thing, if you want to talk about this"

I was really shocked by this sentence, I was angry, but he knew how to be angry!

"Old man, you...you know death anger!" I asked quickly, and the old man glanced at me, "Death anger, what death anger, if you can talk about it, I will just say something casually, it's okay, it's okay, come on ..Give me that pickle, just eat the steamed buns, and the birds fade out!"

In a word, the old man revealed it with a haha, and I was shocked, but after the old man said this, I didn't ask any more questions, and handed him the pickles. Old man, this old man... was it unintentional or intentional?
After being stunned for a while, I put down the bowl and chopsticks, and opened my mouth to ask the old man, "Old man, what should I call you!"

"What do you want to call me, hehe...you can call me Zhang San or Li Si, whatever you want to call me, just a name... just a code name!"

Xiao Huadan rolled her eyes at the old man, cleared her throat, "Humph, if I tell you, this man... should be called Shenglaipi Monk, he has mangy skin sores all over his head, he just opened his mouth after eating and wiping it off." Swearing is not good!"

I know, this last sentence... Xiao Huadan'er said it to the old man on purpose, but I didn't expect it. The old man smiled instead of angry, and said with a hippie smile, "Hey, hey! A monk is called a monk...don't add another mangy skin? If you have mangy skin sores on your head, you are called a mangy monk. Then you are a good friend...do you have to be called a soul-deprived boy! "

"Soulless boy" I muttered, my whole body shivered, "Soulless boy, soulless...could it be...he saw that I was missing one of three souls and seven souls!

"Senior, tell me, what did you see!" I was startled, and grabbed the mangy monk with one hand, who took a step back in shock, "What are you doing, boy? .. You, don't just do it without saying anything!"

"Senior, tell me, what did you see!" I asked in shock, the old man looked me up and down, curled his lips and shook his head, "I said, huh, I said you kid looked at me!" Dumb and stupid, either lacking a soul or lacking a fire, what a kid, you really admit it!"

"I"

In a word, I almost choked on my breath in one breath, and my whole body was so dull and stupid, this old man...
I was a little dazed for a while, saying that I was dead, and that I lacked a soul. If I had to say it, I really couldn't figure out whether this old man was really a connoisseur, or just pretending to be crazy and playing a foolish joke Son, as soon as the two sentences fell.. I frowned, stared at the old man for a long time, and finally.. I was not happy with the old man, and glanced at me, "Why, boy, are you Look at my old man, she is prettier than your little daughter-in-law, boy, you don’t know how to do this, so take a fancy to me!”

"I" I took a deep breath, I was really speechless to the old man's gossip, I curled my lips and smiled, "Master, you think too much, it's okay, I'm fine, you should eat, you eat what!"

After finishing speaking, the old man was muttering, gnawing steamed buns and eating pickles, I exchanged glances with Xiao Hua Dan, and Xiao Hua Dan couldn't help but nodded, it's weird, this old man...surely eccentric!
After thinking about it for a while, I want to say that in the vast world, in this deep mountain and old forest, it is normal to hide some hermits and masters, but look at this old man talking crazy, three parts are true, seven parts are true Fake, I really can't figure out the details of this old man!

However, after thinking about it for a while, I simply looked away. Now, I have retired to the mountains with half of my body. I am a strange old man, so let him go!

The old man ate the steamed buns and babbled about the pig food, but Xiao Huadan ignored him, as if he was casual, but thought about a sentence for a long time, "Jiujiner, you What are your future plans!"

(End of this chapter)

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