The world is enchanting, the handsome man is so enchanting
Chapter 127 About the business experience of horses
Chapter 127 About the business experience of horses
I only heard the guest say: "I have a friend who is a horse dealer. He drove twenty horses through the official road that day. It was dark and rainy. When he saw a farmhouse with a light on, he went to stay overnight. He answered the door. The one was a young, beautiful and stunning woman. After listening to my friend's request, she said: "There is only one person in the family, it is inconvenient." My friend begged her: "Please, big sister, stay for a while." Night, give me a horse.' The woman thought for a while and replied: 'Okay! But there is only one bed at home.' My friend replied: 'I will sleep on the bed too, and I will give you another horse.' The woman agreed up.
"In the middle of the night, we slept together on the same bed. My friend discussed with the woman, 'I'll sleep on top of you.' The woman disagreed. My friend said, 'I'll give you two horses.' The woman thought about it and agreed. , but she asked, "I can't move when I go up." My friend agreed. After sleeping together for a while, my friend couldn't help it, and begged to move, but the woman refused. My friend said, "I'll let you move." Two horses.' The woman thought for a while and agreed. My friend moved eight times and stopped moving. The woman asked why. My friend replied pitifully: 'The horse is gone.' The woman whispered:' Or I'll give you a horse...'
"After dawn, my friend drove thirty horses to the fair."
Some listeners were puzzled and asked, "Aren't there twenty horses? How come there are thirty horses?"
After hearing this, the tea guest laughed and said, "There are ten more horses from the young woman's family."
All the tea guests laughed out loud when they heard the words, some were kind, some were envious, and some were contemptuous.
I only heard the tea guest say again: "The more interesting thing is yet to come! Can you hear me?"
All the tea guests were excited when they heard the words, and hurriedly called him to talk.
The tea guest said: "When my friend's friend learned about this, he decided to do the same. He drove [-] horses from the official road. It was dark and rainy, and he stayed at a farmhouse. After the woman knocked on the door, she said: "Home There is only one person, it’s inconvenient.” The man said: “Please, big sister, it’s convenient! Give me a horse.” The woman said: “Okay! But there is only one bed at home.” The man said: “I Sleep on the bed too, and give the horse another." The woman agreed.
"In the middle of the night, the man discussed with the woman, 'I'll sleep on top of you.' The woman refused. The man said, 'Here are two horses for you.' The woman agreed and asked to go up and not move. After a while, the man couldn't help it and asked to move. After a while, the woman refused. The man said: "Move once and give two horses." The woman agreed. The man moved seven times, but did not move. The woman asked why he did not move. The man said: "It's over." Woman"... '
"After dawn, the man lowered his head and drove two horses to the market."
"Hahahahaha-"
What the tea guest said caused all the tea guests to laugh, laughing at the man who lost his wife and lost his army.A tea customer asked curiously: "Is there any more?"
"Yes. Do you want to hear it?"
Everyone answered unanimously, "I want to—"
The tea guest nodded and continued: "My friend of a friend of a friend of mine learned about this and decided to do the same thing. He learned from the failure experience of the second person. Bai’s genius doctor used one horse to ask for a fairy medicine, and then drove nineteen horses to set off. After dawn, this man whistled and drove thirty-seven horses to the fair contentedly.”
A tea guest asked: "Why are there so many horses? Could it be that woman's family..."
"Smart!" The tea drinker laughed loudly, "Do you know what is the elixir that this man is taking? It is the thing that can make men and women intoxicated... Hahahahahaha——"
Everyone praised him for being clever.
A tea customer asked: "Is this thing true?"
The tea guest smiled mysteriously: "You drive twenty horses to see it yourself, don't you know?"
After hearing about this, all the tea guests returned home, tossing and turning in the middle of the night, feeling itchy in their hearts, as if a little hand was scratching, finally someone couldn't help it, and set off with twenty horses .
According to the tea guest's instructions, this person found the medicine office of Miracle Doctor Bai. It was a dilapidated and simple small tile-roofed house, and a cold and lonely handsome man named Saixue in white came out in response.The man was so dumbfounded that his saliva was about to flow down.After listening to the man's words, Doctor Bai took out a pill from his bosom and asked for the price, "Two horses!"
The man was surprised and asked, "Isn't it a horse?"
Doctor Bai rolled his eyes at the man, and with his icy lips slightly parted, he said indifferently, "Have you never heard of the so-called rising price by sitting on the ground? A rising tide raises all boats?"
man"……"
In order to have a good time, the man gritted his teeth and agreed, and drove eighteen horses to the woman's house.
What came out in response was indeed a beautiful woman like a flower like a jade, with a protruding figure that protrudes from the front and back, making the man's nose bleed out from the sight.The woman's beautiful eyes blinked, and the man felt that he was hit by a strong electric wave, and most of his bones softened immediately.He followed the woman into the house in a pitiful manner, and he responded to what others said.When it was over, he left empty-handed.
Another man was restless at home, and finally went out to find Doctor Bai and exchanged pills.Doctor Bai's icy lips parted slightly, and he spit out three words, "Three horses!"
The man asked in surprise why the price had increased.Doctor Bai didn't even bother to give alms out of the corner of his eye, turned around and walked to the back room, and said, "Would you like it or not!"
Seeing that the magician was angry, the man quickly exchanged three horses for the pills, and drove seventeen horses to the woman's house.Entering the room under the gentle guidance of the woman, Semimi greedily looked at the beautiful figure of the woman, and her saliva dripped all over the floor.Under the woman's gentle coaxing, he nodded again and again, not knowing what he had promised her.When he was done, he left empty-handed.
One by one, the price of pills has increased from one pill per horse at the beginning to today's sixteen horses for one pill.In addition to the steady stream of horses sent from the woman's house, Yu Qingyan sat in the tent, laughing so hard that her stomach burst out laughing.
"Hahahahahaha—a bunch of idiots!" She rolled on the bed laughing, showing no manners, only seeing Lvjun Liu repeatedly shaking her head and sighing.
"Qingyan, stop laughing."
I don't know what is in this girl's head!It's lucky that she can come up with such a ghostly idea!Seeing that Yu Qingyan was trembling with her smile, he didn't even know what he should say about her.
"Hahahahahahaha——this group of stupid men really believed my story about the horse and the young woman. Hahahahahaha——who knows, what Xiaobai sold them was not a fairy pill at all, but a ecstasy Pills. After eating, they will forget everything, and they will not remember what they have done. Hahahahahaha—”
"Qingyan, I found out that you are very black-hearted!" Lu Junliu shook her head.
"Hmph! Whoever made these men playful and lustful deserves it!" Yu Qingyan didn't think she had done anything wrong at all, "These men who are playful should be taught a lesson!"
Since I have spare money to go out to find flowers and ask willows, I might as well ask them to help these soldiers.No horses, hungry, how do you let them march and fight!
"Qingyan, Pei Yekai is looking for you."
"Okay! I'll come out now!"
Yu Qingyan turned over and sat up, adjusted her clothes, and went out to welcome Pei Yekai, who was dressed in military uniform, mighty and handsome, standing in front of the tent waiting for her.
"Brother Pei!"
She gave him a big smile.
Pei Yekai smiled, and subconsciously stroked a strand of messy hair on Yu Qingyan's forehead, smoothing it for her.Staring at her deeply, it was obviously a vulgar city face, but why did it attract his gaze so deeply that he couldn't leave her.
Taking a deep breath and exhaling long, trying to calm down his fluctuating mood, he said to her: "The advance troops are ready, there are more than [-] people, and they are ready to go at any time. Qingyan, look..."
"Brother Pei, you lead the army one step ahead, and I will stay behind to guard the large army. When the horses and food are all in place, we will catch up later."
"Okay!" Pei Yekai nodded, looked at her reluctantly, and told her, "Be careful..."
"Yeah!" Yu Qingyan nodded vigorously, and readily agreed, "Brother Pei, you have to take care of yourself too!"
"rest assured!"
He wanted to touch her long hair with his hand, hesitated for a while, and finally landed on her shoulder.He pressed her thin shoulders with his strong arms, and reminded again worryingly, "You have to take care of yourself..."
"Relax, Brother Pei!" Holding Pei Yekai's arm with her hand, she raised what she thought was the brightest smile, and she reassured him, "Brother Pei, have a safe journey!"
"I'm going!"
"Brother Pei, be careful!"
Taking a last deep look at her, Pei Yekai took the reins from Wei Ziqi, got on the horse, and said to Yu Qingyan, "Yu Li will stay and protect you!"
After finishing speaking, he rode his horse and whipped his whip, and left in the dust.
what? !
In the ears, there is the roar of the advance team.However, all of Yu Qingyan's attention was attracted by Pei Yekai's last words before leaving - Yu Li will stay and protect you!
What does it mean? !
Could it be that Feng Yuli did not set off with Pei Yekai!
Looking up, she was facing Feng Yuli who was standing in the tent next door watching Pei Yekai leave.As if aware of Yu Qingyan's gaze, Feng Yuli turned to look at her, and suddenly a wicked smile appeared on her stunning face.It was brighter than the bright sun in the sky, but it made Yu Qingyan's hands and feet numb, and the cold went all the way to her bones.
Thief fox!Stinky fox!color fox!Why didn't he just follow Pei Yekai on the road together!
Leaving this guy behind is definitely a disaster!Scourge!
……
After Pei Yekai led the troops to leave first, Yu Qingyan began to study the next action plan.She wasn't a peaceful person, so naturally she wouldn't obediently wait for Qian Sanshao to deliver food and grass to her door. She began to wonder if there was a bandit village nearby that she could rob.
Raiding houses and homes is not done by righteous people.However, if it is a bandit and a robber, that is another matter!
"Luo Feifan, is there any bandit village nearby?"
(End of this chapter)
I only heard the guest say: "I have a friend who is a horse dealer. He drove twenty horses through the official road that day. It was dark and rainy. When he saw a farmhouse with a light on, he went to stay overnight. He answered the door. The one was a young, beautiful and stunning woman. After listening to my friend's request, she said: "There is only one person in the family, it is inconvenient." My friend begged her: "Please, big sister, stay for a while." Night, give me a horse.' The woman thought for a while and replied: 'Okay! But there is only one bed at home.' My friend replied: 'I will sleep on the bed too, and I will give you another horse.' The woman agreed up.
"In the middle of the night, we slept together on the same bed. My friend discussed with the woman, 'I'll sleep on top of you.' The woman disagreed. My friend said, 'I'll give you two horses.' The woman thought about it and agreed. , but she asked, "I can't move when I go up." My friend agreed. After sleeping together for a while, my friend couldn't help it, and begged to move, but the woman refused. My friend said, "I'll let you move." Two horses.' The woman thought for a while and agreed. My friend moved eight times and stopped moving. The woman asked why. My friend replied pitifully: 'The horse is gone.' The woman whispered:' Or I'll give you a horse...'
"After dawn, my friend drove thirty horses to the fair."
Some listeners were puzzled and asked, "Aren't there twenty horses? How come there are thirty horses?"
After hearing this, the tea guest laughed and said, "There are ten more horses from the young woman's family."
All the tea guests laughed out loud when they heard the words, some were kind, some were envious, and some were contemptuous.
I only heard the tea guest say again: "The more interesting thing is yet to come! Can you hear me?"
All the tea guests were excited when they heard the words, and hurriedly called him to talk.
The tea guest said: "When my friend's friend learned about this, he decided to do the same. He drove [-] horses from the official road. It was dark and rainy, and he stayed at a farmhouse. After the woman knocked on the door, she said: "Home There is only one person, it’s inconvenient.” The man said: “Please, big sister, it’s convenient! Give me a horse.” The woman said: “Okay! But there is only one bed at home.” The man said: “I Sleep on the bed too, and give the horse another." The woman agreed.
"In the middle of the night, the man discussed with the woman, 'I'll sleep on top of you.' The woman refused. The man said, 'Here are two horses for you.' The woman agreed and asked to go up and not move. After a while, the man couldn't help it and asked to move. After a while, the woman refused. The man said: "Move once and give two horses." The woman agreed. The man moved seven times, but did not move. The woman asked why he did not move. The man said: "It's over." Woman"... '
"After dawn, the man lowered his head and drove two horses to the market."
"Hahahahaha-"
What the tea guest said caused all the tea guests to laugh, laughing at the man who lost his wife and lost his army.A tea customer asked curiously: "Is there any more?"
"Yes. Do you want to hear it?"
Everyone answered unanimously, "I want to—"
The tea guest nodded and continued: "My friend of a friend of a friend of mine learned about this and decided to do the same thing. He learned from the failure experience of the second person. Bai’s genius doctor used one horse to ask for a fairy medicine, and then drove nineteen horses to set off. After dawn, this man whistled and drove thirty-seven horses to the fair contentedly.”
A tea guest asked: "Why are there so many horses? Could it be that woman's family..."
"Smart!" The tea drinker laughed loudly, "Do you know what is the elixir that this man is taking? It is the thing that can make men and women intoxicated... Hahahahahaha——"
Everyone praised him for being clever.
A tea customer asked: "Is this thing true?"
The tea guest smiled mysteriously: "You drive twenty horses to see it yourself, don't you know?"
After hearing about this, all the tea guests returned home, tossing and turning in the middle of the night, feeling itchy in their hearts, as if a little hand was scratching, finally someone couldn't help it, and set off with twenty horses .
According to the tea guest's instructions, this person found the medicine office of Miracle Doctor Bai. It was a dilapidated and simple small tile-roofed house, and a cold and lonely handsome man named Saixue in white came out in response.The man was so dumbfounded that his saliva was about to flow down.After listening to the man's words, Doctor Bai took out a pill from his bosom and asked for the price, "Two horses!"
The man was surprised and asked, "Isn't it a horse?"
Doctor Bai rolled his eyes at the man, and with his icy lips slightly parted, he said indifferently, "Have you never heard of the so-called rising price by sitting on the ground? A rising tide raises all boats?"
man"……"
In order to have a good time, the man gritted his teeth and agreed, and drove eighteen horses to the woman's house.
What came out in response was indeed a beautiful woman like a flower like a jade, with a protruding figure that protrudes from the front and back, making the man's nose bleed out from the sight.The woman's beautiful eyes blinked, and the man felt that he was hit by a strong electric wave, and most of his bones softened immediately.He followed the woman into the house in a pitiful manner, and he responded to what others said.When it was over, he left empty-handed.
Another man was restless at home, and finally went out to find Doctor Bai and exchanged pills.Doctor Bai's icy lips parted slightly, and he spit out three words, "Three horses!"
The man asked in surprise why the price had increased.Doctor Bai didn't even bother to give alms out of the corner of his eye, turned around and walked to the back room, and said, "Would you like it or not!"
Seeing that the magician was angry, the man quickly exchanged three horses for the pills, and drove seventeen horses to the woman's house.Entering the room under the gentle guidance of the woman, Semimi greedily looked at the beautiful figure of the woman, and her saliva dripped all over the floor.Under the woman's gentle coaxing, he nodded again and again, not knowing what he had promised her.When he was done, he left empty-handed.
One by one, the price of pills has increased from one pill per horse at the beginning to today's sixteen horses for one pill.In addition to the steady stream of horses sent from the woman's house, Yu Qingyan sat in the tent, laughing so hard that her stomach burst out laughing.
"Hahahahahaha—a bunch of idiots!" She rolled on the bed laughing, showing no manners, only seeing Lvjun Liu repeatedly shaking her head and sighing.
"Qingyan, stop laughing."
I don't know what is in this girl's head!It's lucky that she can come up with such a ghostly idea!Seeing that Yu Qingyan was trembling with her smile, he didn't even know what he should say about her.
"Hahahahahahaha——this group of stupid men really believed my story about the horse and the young woman. Hahahahahaha——who knows, what Xiaobai sold them was not a fairy pill at all, but a ecstasy Pills. After eating, they will forget everything, and they will not remember what they have done. Hahahahahaha—”
"Qingyan, I found out that you are very black-hearted!" Lu Junliu shook her head.
"Hmph! Whoever made these men playful and lustful deserves it!" Yu Qingyan didn't think she had done anything wrong at all, "These men who are playful should be taught a lesson!"
Since I have spare money to go out to find flowers and ask willows, I might as well ask them to help these soldiers.No horses, hungry, how do you let them march and fight!
"Qingyan, Pei Yekai is looking for you."
"Okay! I'll come out now!"
Yu Qingyan turned over and sat up, adjusted her clothes, and went out to welcome Pei Yekai, who was dressed in military uniform, mighty and handsome, standing in front of the tent waiting for her.
"Brother Pei!"
She gave him a big smile.
Pei Yekai smiled, and subconsciously stroked a strand of messy hair on Yu Qingyan's forehead, smoothing it for her.Staring at her deeply, it was obviously a vulgar city face, but why did it attract his gaze so deeply that he couldn't leave her.
Taking a deep breath and exhaling long, trying to calm down his fluctuating mood, he said to her: "The advance troops are ready, there are more than [-] people, and they are ready to go at any time. Qingyan, look..."
"Brother Pei, you lead the army one step ahead, and I will stay behind to guard the large army. When the horses and food are all in place, we will catch up later."
"Okay!" Pei Yekai nodded, looked at her reluctantly, and told her, "Be careful..."
"Yeah!" Yu Qingyan nodded vigorously, and readily agreed, "Brother Pei, you have to take care of yourself too!"
"rest assured!"
He wanted to touch her long hair with his hand, hesitated for a while, and finally landed on her shoulder.He pressed her thin shoulders with his strong arms, and reminded again worryingly, "You have to take care of yourself..."
"Relax, Brother Pei!" Holding Pei Yekai's arm with her hand, she raised what she thought was the brightest smile, and she reassured him, "Brother Pei, have a safe journey!"
"I'm going!"
"Brother Pei, be careful!"
Taking a last deep look at her, Pei Yekai took the reins from Wei Ziqi, got on the horse, and said to Yu Qingyan, "Yu Li will stay and protect you!"
After finishing speaking, he rode his horse and whipped his whip, and left in the dust.
what? !
In the ears, there is the roar of the advance team.However, all of Yu Qingyan's attention was attracted by Pei Yekai's last words before leaving - Yu Li will stay and protect you!
What does it mean? !
Could it be that Feng Yuli did not set off with Pei Yekai!
Looking up, she was facing Feng Yuli who was standing in the tent next door watching Pei Yekai leave.As if aware of Yu Qingyan's gaze, Feng Yuli turned to look at her, and suddenly a wicked smile appeared on her stunning face.It was brighter than the bright sun in the sky, but it made Yu Qingyan's hands and feet numb, and the cold went all the way to her bones.
Thief fox!Stinky fox!color fox!Why didn't he just follow Pei Yekai on the road together!
Leaving this guy behind is definitely a disaster!Scourge!
……
After Pei Yekai led the troops to leave first, Yu Qingyan began to study the next action plan.She wasn't a peaceful person, so naturally she wouldn't obediently wait for Qian Sanshao to deliver food and grass to her door. She began to wonder if there was a bandit village nearby that she could rob.
Raiding houses and homes is not done by righteous people.However, if it is a bandit and a robber, that is another matter!
"Luo Feifan, is there any bandit village nearby?"
(End of this chapter)
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