Chapter 22 Turn Me Into a Man

"What's the origin of Yu Qingyan?"

Hearing Bai Rushuang asking him, Lu Junliu looked up at Bai Rushuang who was busy healing her wounds, then lowered her head and continued to roast the chicken.He replied: "I don't know!"

"How did you meet?"

"execution ground."

Bai Rushuang was startled when she heard this.

The eldest brother once predicted that she would come from the execution ground, could it be...

"How did you end up together?"

"She saved me, and I saved her. We were both homeless wretches, and we came together as companions."

Bai Rushuang pointed out coolly, "The capital is not a place where you can stay for a long time."

Lu Junliu smiled lightly, "As long as I want to stay, I can stay."

"Aren't you afraid?"

"What is the fear of death!"

Looking at each other, exchanging thoughts in each other's eyes, there is no more words.

When Yu Qingyan came back, what she saw was the strange scene of the two of them sitting quietly, doing their own work, looking at each other without words.

Look at this, look at that, eyeballs are rolling between Bai Rushuang and Lv Junliu, seeing the two people seem to live in harmony but there is a strange atmosphere everywhere, Xiao Mengli is full of wonder, secretly curious What happened to the two during the time she was gone.

Yu Qingyan sat down next to Lv Junliu, took out a cloth bag that was full, took out a bright red fruit from the pocket, and handed it to Lv Junliu, saying: "Just now I saw that the wild fruit on the tree was fresh, I picked some back and washed them clean, do you want to eat?"

"Where did you pick the fruit?" Lu Junliu took the fruit and looked at it, asking questions.

"It's on that unknown tree by the mountain stream. I've never seen it before, and I don't know what it's called." Yu Qingyan took out a fruit from her cloth bag and threw it to Bai Rushuang from a distance, and then took out another fruit and put it in her palm. Thinking about, grabbing, opening your mouth to bite.

"Don't eat it!" Bai Rushuang, who recognized the fruits at a glance, yelled out, startled Yu Qingyan who just opened her mouth to bite the fruits, her teeth bit her lips, causing her to gasp in pain.

"Wow-wah--Xiaobai, you are so dangerous!"

A certain woman screamed, entangled the most ferocious eyes to slay Bai Rushuang.

Bai Rushuang glanced at the fruit and threw it away, and replied calmly: "This fruit is poisonous, you can't eat it!"

"You don't know this fruit, how do you know that this fruit is poisonous?"

Rolling his eyes, he didn't believe Bai Rushuang's words.

But Lv Junliu attached great importance to Bai Rushuang's words, he took the bag from Yu Qingyan's hand, snatched away the fruit from Yu Qingyan's hand, and threw them all into the fire, Yu Qingyan screamed in pain, "Wow ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, you are crazy -my fruit -my lunch--"

Lu Junliu grabbed Yu Qingyan, who was almost mad, and asked her to sit down. He softly persuaded: "Qingyan, the fruit is poisonous, you can't eat it!"

Gazing at Lv Junliu, Yu Qing asked angrily, "How do you know the fruit is poisonous!"

Beside her, Bai Rushuang's indifferent voice came, "This fruit is called Heart Fruit. Although it has a bright and beautiful appearance, it is an out-and-out poison. This fruit is highly toxic. Anyone who eats it by mistake will be cured within 3 minutes." The whole body festers and dies from the poison, which is more poisonous than the cobra."

Yu Qingyan's eyes widened upon hearing this, she looked at Bai Rushuang in surprise, and asked idiotically, "How do you know?"

Lu Junliu told her, "Qingyan, Bai Yushuang is the 'Silver Haired Aoxue' who is known as the world's best doctor."

"Genius doctor? You mean Xiaobai?" Yu Qingyan exaggeratedly widened her eyes and opened her mouth, telling Lu Junliu that she couldn't believe it.She pointed at Bai Rushuang with trembling fingers and asked in shock, "Is this kid a miracle doctor? Who appointed him? Will the miracle doctor lie half dead and dying in the ruined temple?"

"That's because he was plotted against by the 'Hundred Poison Fairy'." Lu Junliu added secretly in his heart: I am afraid that the only one in the world who can make "Silver Hair Aoxue" eat turtles is the "Hundred Poison Fairy".

Yu Qingyan came to Bai Rushuang's side like a little rabbit, looked at Bai Rushuang up and down, occasionally picked up Bai Rushuang's tattered clothes, looked at them, smelled them, shook her head and sighed: "This is a miracle doctor? This is a miracle doctor ? God! Why do I think he looks more like a beggar!"

She patted Bai Rushuang on the head, and said with a sigh, "Xiao Bai, you are a disciple of the Beggar Gang."

Bai Rushuang "..."

Lu Junliu looked at Bai Rushuang's eyes and couldn't help laughing.

Seeing Bai Rushuang's downcast appearance covered in dust and blood, and ragged clothes, he really looks like a disciple of the Beggar Gang, no wonder Yu Qingyan sighed.If Bai Rushuang was said to be a genius doctor, no one would believe him just because of his unlucky appearance.

Bai Rushuang's sharp eyes swept across Yu Qingyan like ice.

Yu Qingyan only felt a gust of cold wind "swish" and felt goosebumps all over her body.

so cold... so cold...

Although Bai Rushuang's clothes were ragged and unkempt, his extremely cold aura still made Yu Qingyan feel extremely threatened.

Flicker... Flicker... Flicker...

After fumbling around, she moved back to Lu Junliu's side, her bright eyes were still staring at Bai Rushuang without blinking, Yu Qingyan asked curiously: "Xiaobai, are you really a miracle doctor?"

"Humph!"

A certain man let out a breath from his nostrils, and he answered Yu Qingyan.

"Then... is there any disease in the world that you can't cure?"

"Humph!"

"Then...there is no wound in the world that you can't heal?"

"Humph!"

"Then... there is nothing in the world that you can't do?"

"Humph!"

Huh?wrong!What did that girl say just now?Is there anything in the world that he can't do?wrong!wrong!
Realizing that Yu Qingyan had walked in, Bai Rushuang opened her mouth to speak, but Yu Qingyan suddenly jumped up excitedly like a bird, rushed to Bai Rushuang, held his hands, and said happily: "Bai Rushuang, put me Become a man!"

Bai Rushuang "..."

Green Willow "..."

His eyes fell on Yu Qingyan's tightly holding Bai Rushuang's hands, Lu Junliu frowned, and a displeasure flashed in his eyes imperceptibly.

Bai Rushuang looked down at Yu Qingyan holding his hand, raised his head to look directly at Yu Qingyan's shining eyes, his thin lips parted slightly, and his voice was always cold, he asked, "Why do you want to be a man?"

"Men are superior to women, it's inconvenient to be a woman..." In fact, she mainly wanted to say that it's not convenient to be bullied as a woman when she comes out to work...

"Is it convenient for men?"

"Well! At least you can find a decent job instead of doing something that is looked down upon!"

Lvjun Liu was startled when she heard this, she still remembered what he said back then?This girl, she takes her feelings seriously!
Bai Rushuang withdrew her hands from Yu Qingyan's palm, touched her belt, took off a piece of flawless white jade pendant and put it in Yu Qingyan's hand, "Take it."

Yu Qingyan lowered her head and took a closer look. The jade pendant with square and rounded corners was carved with exquisite and delicate patterns. In the center was a phoenix spreading its wings, and a lifelike five-clawed golden dragon at the bottom.On the reverse side is a big "white" character, dotted with dozens of delicate roses.The first time you touch the jade, it feels cool and refreshing, and when you touch it again, it is as warm as the sun.What a beautiful jade pendant, what a unique quality of jade, this piece of jade can be seen to be worth a lot, Bai Rushuang actually gave her such a valuable thing?Wow, I made a lot of money!

Yu Qingyan was estimating the value of this piece of jade in her heart, and couldn't help but her eyes turned into big ¥ characters, and the wolf light was fully visible.She stroked the gentle jade pendant repeatedly, unable to put it down, she didn't see Lu Junliu's suddenly strange eyes looking at her.

"Xiaobai, this piece of jade..."

Yu Qingyan hadn't opened her mouth yet, but she heard Lv Junliu behind her say: "Could the jade pendant you gave her be the legendary 'Yin Yang Jade'?"

"Yin Yang jade?"

Yu Qingyan turned around and looked at Lv Junliu in surprise, but saw Lv Junliu nodded after carefully observing her appearance, and said to herself, "It really is Yin-Yang Jade, only Yin-Yang Jade has such a unique effect, Able to imagine a male appearance as a female."

"Female fantasies about male appearance?" Yu Qingyan blinked her eyes with a puzzled look on her face.She touched her face, it was as delicate as silk, it was no different.Touch it again, hey, what are these two fluffy things?
Picking up a pinch for a closer look, Yu Qingyan suddenly screamed, "Wow ah ah ah ah—beard—beard—"

"Idiot! What a fuss!" Bai Baiyu cast his face down, without a good tone, "What's so strange about a man with a beard. As far as your face is concerned, it's better to grow a beard! If you shave your beard, you will only look more like a woman."

"What are you, you, you, you, what are you talking about? I am obviously a woman..."

"Qingyan, haven't you noticed yet?" Lu Junliu gave Yu Qingyan a "you are so slow" glance, pointed to her throat, and said, "Touch it, and listen carefully to your voice."

Yu Qingyan stretched out her hand to touch it according to Lv Junliu's instructions, and suddenly screamed, "Wow ah ah ah ah—Adam's apple—Adam's apple—"

Listening carefully to her own voice again, it turned out to be as deep and hoarse as a baritone, Yu Qingyan couldn't help screaming again, "Wow ah ah ah ah——the voice has changed——the voice has changed—"

Bai Rushuang and Lu Junliu cast a cold glance at Yu Qingyan at the same time, and said in unison: "Don't you want to become a man?"

"Huh? Is this turning into a man?"

Touching her breasts that seemed to have really become flat, a certain woman stroked her mustache, pointed at her bottom, and asked idiotically: "But there is no one below... Doesn't that make you a eunuch?"

Bai Rushuang "..."

Green Willow "..."

flutter--

The two couldn't bear the stimulation and fell to the ground at the same time. They were both shocked by Yu Qingyan's jumping thinking.

please!miss!The so-called becoming a man is just a superficial illusion, beard, Adam's apple, and flat chest are all illusions!If there is really that stuff below, is it still called an illusion?
Yu Qingyan touched the jade pendant, then looked at the two men lying on the ground, and asked innocently: "Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Could it be that there is that stuff under the eunuch here?"

Bai Rushuang "..."

Green Willow "..."

flutter--

Both of them vomited blood and fell to the ground at the same time.

Rubbing the forehead, Lu Junliu explained to Yu Qingyan in a good-tempered manner, "The so-called female illusion of male appearance is actually a kind of blindfold. Qingyan, as long as you wear this jade pendant, you can transform into a man's appearance. But, It's impossible for you to become a real man. So, there won't be that stuff under you, understand?!"

Oops

Why did he have to explain such an idiotic thing to Yu Qingyan!Discussing such a thing with a big girl with yellow flowers who has not left the cabinet, even thinking about it, I feel extremely awkward.

Lv Junliu was not calm.

(End of this chapter)

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